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These people are destroying the image of Muslim claiming they are Muslim

Look at our useless youth our president know what he his saying our youth are clueless

*Dating someone for four years without any sign of marriage is no longer a relationship. It's now a degree course.*
*You are simply studying Relationship management and analysis*�

It's almost impossible for a person to love you and yet claim he/she is too busy to see, Chat or even call you at least once in 2 days. Even once a day.

As busy as Dangote or Oyedepo, and Sinach, they can't stay 3 days without hearing from their spouse yet your guy that's still trying to stand is claiming he is extremely busy that's why he hasn't called you for 5 days.

Have sense my dear friend, You see we men? When we love you and see you as a priority? We can never be too busy. Even if we have only 5 free seconds in 24 hours, we will still use it to call or text you.

You see women? Communication is their Oxygen when they love you, they will call you for both reasonable and unreasonable things just to keep in touch.

It's understandable if he/she is too broke to recharge and call or subscribe and chat you up but anything aside that, just know that you are wasting your time.

Some of you will even see them online and they are not chatting you up or replying your chats for almost 4 days yet you foolishly make excuse for them that maybe it's work. Are they guarding the president of United state that he/she is not allowed to touch their phones?

Go and see the call log of that same person and see for yourself that they have been making calls to people. People they found worthy to call.

Was he not doing that Same Job when he was busy toasting you and convincing you that he loves you almost everyday? When he was still campaigning to get you, he was never busy, always calling and disturbing you but now that he has lost interest, he uses same work to make excuse and you believe? Nonsense!

May God give you insight and open the eyes of your understanding to know that you are no longer welcome, Valued or needed.

When many African lady say "I struggled with him", They Simply mean "They were there when he was Struggling"

Many don't really understand the difference between "I was there when he was struggling" and "I struggled with him"

A lady has once used that statement to display how angry she was towards her ex. She thought I will sympathize with her and start raining insult on her ex.

When I asked her few questions? We found out that she was just there when the young man was busy struggling and suffering.

While it's very commendable and worthy to know that you stayed with him despite him having nothing, also know that, Staying with him is different from Struggling with him.

You claim you struggled with him but despite him being broke, he still takes care of 95% of the expenses in the relationship.
He even placed you on little weekly/monthly allowance from the very little he earns.

He does the calling 70% of the time and even sends you airtime once in a while.

Your only contribution was transport fare that you have only sponsored 50% of the time. Your national anthem is "It's well baby", "God is in control".

Is that struggling with someone?

No business idea or opportunity shared by you, No brain storming, no financial aid. Just words.

Some of you have really tried, you stayed with him when he had nothing, you never mind if he gives you 5,000 or 10,000. You just manage anything he gives you without complaining.

But please, Know that, It's not called "Struggle with him". It's STAYING WITH HIM WHEN HE WAS STRUGGLING.

That you are a mechanic doesn't make you a car owner.
That you are parked in the garage doesn't make you a Car.

Stop Blackmailing Men. Know the difference.

Let's discuss and Be sincere�

Between the one who stood by you when you had nothing,and the one who help you to become something great in life,who will u marry

You will be thinking you know maths until a Lagos conductor tells you......... Take #50,bring #400 let me give you #100

*WARRI PROVERBS*

1. Na person wey never see problem dey use English dey pray.�

2. Book wey no gree enter head go enta exam hall ���

3. Goat wen get mind follow lion go catch fish, make e know say weda dem catch fish or not, Lion food don set oh.

4.who naked no dey chuck hand for pocket...!

5. wetin concern dog wit family planning?..

6.Na determination dey make Okada overtake trailer for road.

7. This one good, this one good na em mad man take dey gather plenty load.

8.Pikin wey go strong go strong.... No be say until dem name am Samson.

9.Na over confidence make February no complete.

10. Do you know who I am? Do you know who I am?..Naso hold up take dey start.

11.Head wey no wan think go carry load..

12. Hand wea stay long for pocket, know say nothing de that pocket.

13. Forget Trust ��� If trust dey, Water nor for boil Fish.

16.No matter how lizard do press-up reach, e no fit get muscle pass crocodile �. ✌

17. E de clear pimple, e de clear pimple na so bleaching de start.

18. Feel at home, feel at home na eim dae make visitor spoil remote ��

19. Escort me, escort me naso slave trade take start.

20. Its a small world!! No mean say you fit trek from Naija go London.

21. I Sabi chop beans, I Sabi chop beans na so papa Nkiru take scatter on top bed with shiit.

22. Shit no get bone but when you match am u must Jump � �

23.Make I chop this guy money, Make I Chop this guy money. Na so ashawo take start oh.

24. You no need spoon and cutlery to chop slap.

25. Jollof Rice wey dey for bottom of pot 2day go dey for top of cooler 2moro.

26. The patient dog �... Nah hungry go kill am.

27. Na I go do am later na e make fowl no fly like other birds.

28. No food for lazy man no be for pesin wey em mama get restaurants.

29. Who dey hold landlord rentage no dey fry stew way curry dey.

30. I am covered by the blood of JESUS E no mean say make u no lock door sleep oooh ��

TO AVOID EMBARRASSMENT AND UNNECESSARY PRESSURE IN LIFE.

1. Put your kids in
schools you can afford
because expensive
schools don't
guarantee good
results. Just ensure
they attend a good
affordable school

2. Rent apartments you
can pay for
conveniently. Don’t live
in a house you struggle
to pay yearly.

3. A man whose wife is
pregnant has good 9
months to prepare,
same as the pregnant
woman in question.
They should even plan
for the worse and only
seek help when they
can’t meet up.

4. Some problems in our
lives don’t just pop up,
if you don't own a
home, we knew we
would pay rents...So its
not an emergency.

5. Let’s plan our lives and
live within our means.
Save more and spend
less.

6. Some women buy food
for their children every
morning before going
to school or even for
the whole family, do
you know it’s cheaper
to cook at home?

7. Some people don’t
earn much, but have
DSTV at home, go for
GOTV and upgrade
when your income
upgrades. It’s still the
same CNN anyway!

8. Eat healthy meals and
protect your family
from mosquitoes to
avoid going to the
hospital always.

9. Take advantage of
food and fruits in
season, its cheaper
and you can be
creative to create
amazing meals.

10.Don’t copy your
neighbor’s lifestyle,
she earns well and her
husband is a ‘big
man’*

11. Don’t follow trends,
wear clean well-
ironed clothes and
keep your hair neat.
You would still look
good.

12. Keep your circle
small, keep only
friends that have
senses!

13. Above all things, have
the fear of God, have
integrity, don’t be lazy
and be prayerful.

14. Planning is the key, if
you fail to plan, you
plan to FAIL.

15. Don't do more than
your budget this
year, there is no
award given to best
family that wore an
expensive cloth for
the year

16.Don't be in
competition with
anyone...
The purpose of shoes
and clothes are to
make us smart and
good.

....Be contented but aspire and work hard to be better than where you are, Don't live a fake life.

king of Boy's

Sharwama Has Come And Go
Pizza Will Soon Go
But You See That Thing Called Garri? �Is Going Nowhere!!

Can I pay 15k
I stay in lag
Urgently needed

Assuming u wake up one morning and while preparing to brush ur mouth, u discover that all ur teeth have turned 2 pure GOLD, let's say (28 carat or more); you now went to a dentist who confirms to u that each teeth is worth #15 million Naira in d market. How many teeth will u ask d dentist to remove 4 sale?.���

I remember the day I said I was not going to eat due to anger as a kid.

I have forgotten what exactly happened that evening, but I was Spanked and quarreled So I made up my mind that I wasn't going to eat anything in that house

Dinner was served and I was called upon to dine with my family but I refused. I told them to leave me, that I WON'T eat.

Everyone ignored me, focused on the food and when they were done, they took the Remnant to the kitchen and kept. It was supposed to be my Ration/share.

Maybe I was expecting my mom to Beg me or Pet me to join them but she didn't. Not begging me to eat vexed me greatly that I vowed "Lai Lai, I won't eat tonight, let me even die as a result of hunger but you see that food? I will never touch it"

Bed time came and everyone went to bed but for whatever reason, I couldn't sleep. It was as if the kingdom of darkness, alongside the chief priest in my village merged with The host of marine spirits that night to send Hunger.

I had never experienced that type of hunger before in my entire life, My intestines were cutting. It was as if I drank poison. I couldn't think of closing my eyes not to talk of sleeping.

When it looked like I will pass out the next 3 minutes? I crawled to the dark kitchen and used the Google map and flashlight in my head to locate the food they initially begged me to eat.

I tried to be as quiet as possible. You know it will be a big shame if anyone catches me eating same food I rejected so I was criminal about it.

When I located the food, I quickly sat down in an angle in the kitchen like a rat devouring someone's BSc.

The hunger in me didn't even notify me that I was making noise as I rushed the food before I die for nothing.

And the next thing I saw was a torch light flashing directly towards me. It was my mom. She had noise in the kitchen and came to know if Armmed robbers broke Into our house just to attack her pots of food.

I didn't know what to do or say, I felt ashamed but at the same time, I can't die because of hunger and pride nah. No!

She made sure she flashed me the torchlight well and went back to bed without even saying a word.

My people of God, that was how I survived that night. It's still a testimony to me.

From that day ehn, if I know they will beat me by 7PM. I make sure I eat till my satisfaction till 6pm or even 6:30 pm. In case that demonic spirit in my head deceives me not to eat after the beating.

Do you know ??
Some girls raise their hands in the church during worship to show men that they have no ring in their hands ���

You will never know getting a "Wife" is a big issue until you are finally ready to settle down.

Then you will realize that, Not all fishes are eatable and easy to catch.

It doesn't matter if you have many female friends or few, in fact, the more female friends, the more confusion.

It's then you will remember that, Chinyere is homely and calm but short and lazy
It's then you will remember that Juliette is Beautiful and educated but Rude and can't cook well.

It's then you will know that Kemi is Tall and cooks well but she will kill you with sex.
It's when you are ready you will even start analyzing your current girlfriend.

Finding a wife is not a day's Job. You won't understand this until you are ready. Some might just get tired and marry anybody that's available.

May God give us the wife that will complete Us and not the one that will Confuse Us. Amen

Please if anyone has a phone to sell
Urgently needed
Location Lagos
Within the range of 12k

Please I've seen Gionee S10
With 6GB RAM And 64GB ROM