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*Excellent article by. Dr.Alok Kar*

*WAKE UP PARENTS*

Years back, *poor illiterate parents* produced
�Doctors,
�Engineers,
� Scientists,
� Accountants,
� Lawyers,
� Architects,
� Professors.., whom I will refer to as *Group 'A'*.

These *Group 'A'* Children struggled on their own after Primary 6 or Grade 12, to become notable personalities. Most of them
��trekked to school *barefooted*
��went to farms
��fetched water and firewood
��cared for domesticated animals
��did some work including trading after school to survive.

Now Group 'A' ,who have now become Parents themselves are *producing Group 'B' Children*
These group B children are
�pampered
� helped in their homeworks or home assignments from nursery school through secondary schools to higher institutions.
�chauffeur driven to very expensive schools or are sent abroad to study.
�they can watch movies from morning till dawn after school.
� they are treated like baby kings and queens.
�they don't do any household chores.
�Food is put on the table for them,
�their plates are removed and washed by parents or house maids.
�They are given expensive cars and clothes,
�not forgetting *big pocket money to be wasted* !!!.
�Their parents help them in doing their assignments.
� In spite of all these, only few can *speak* or *write* correctly. �

�Group 'A' Parents cared for their own *parents* and *children*, Group 'B',their Children are still *struggling to find their feet at age 30+*.‼
�They find it difficult to do things on their own because they are used to being helped to think and doing things by Group 'A'. So they can't help themselves, their parents or the society. THEY ABANDON THEIR PARENTS IN THEIR BID TO ACQUIRE THE WORLD

� *Where do you belong*❓
�Reduce the pampering and the unnecessary help you offer your children.
� Let your children *grow in wisdom, intelligence and strength*.
�Let them face the truth and the realities of life. Teach them to grow to become *independent adults.* Teach them to

��fear God,
��respect others and
��develop confidence in themselves.
�Parents, discipline your children to become disciplined adults, *useful* and not *useless.*

Share with all ur near ones & make a difference in their lives... �����

Who is going to tell Rita that 2018 is fast coming to an end when will she settle down....

"To gain is to lose..."?

To gain is to lose something else. Your hand is not big enough to hold everything at the same time. You'll have to keep something down to take up another. To gain money is to lose energy. Even the 'little' paper work of a CEO is done with energy. That is energy being lost, no matter how little. To gain money (as a salary worker) is to lose time. To gain strong heat in a body or material, it must lose cold. You cannot have two extreme conditions at the same time. To gain cleanliness is to lose dirt. To go forward is to lose backwardness. To gain height is to lose depth. To gain eternal life is to lose spiritual death and worldliness. To gain knowledge is to lose ignorance. And so it continues. Keep the ball rolling: to gain _____ is to lose _____?

So I walked into a banking hall with my right hand in my bag and shouted, "On your knees everyone!"

Omo,before I could blink, everybody obey. Some people even laid face down.

After a while I brought out my Bible and said,"let us pray.

In fact how I escaped was a miracle.

If numbers in Mathematics were given an opportunity to speak, I think some were going to accuse zero and one . Because any number that is multiplied by zero gives zero. Zero will bring down numbers to nothing. There are some people in life who are like number zero. If you associate with them no matter how great your value is they will bring you down to zero. How about one? Any number multiplied by one remains unchanged no matter how big it is. There are some people in life that are like one. No matter how they touch your life you remain the same. You don't grow, you don't improve, you remain at the same level. So here is the twist. What kind of person are you and who do you associate with? This year, I pray that God will separate us from everyone carrying the spirit of Zero (0) and One (1). I pray that God also helps us grow and be greater than 1 so that when we touch the lives of others, we will add value.

This country self....
This morning I gave one small pikin N500 to buy me MTN N400 then should use the remaining N100 to buy biscuits, after 3mims he came back eating biscuit and gave me back N400 and said there's no card.
Please is this child part of the Leaders of Tomorrow
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Cause I don't think so!! �����

Spiritual problem is when you trek 10km to work just to get there and realized that the office key is at home ,so u bottle up all the emotions this time n trek back home leaving d heavy bag at the office doorstep.on getting home now the house key is actually in the bag you left,so you boil up a lil bit but work must go on so u trek back to the office pick up the bag angrily and make your way back to the house,on getting home you dip your hands into the bag now see the office key.so you just sit on the floor locate the nearest plantain tree with your eyes and shout make una kuku kill me..
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Animals that eat plants are called HERBIVORES
Animals that eat flesh are called CARNIVORES
Animals that eat both plant and flesh(meat) are called OMNIVORES
What are animals that swallow #36million called?


*CASHIVORES*


ca·shiv·o·rous
/ˌkärˈshiv(ə)rəs/
adjective
1. (of an animal) feeding on cash.
synonyms: cash-eating, money-eating, lootivorous;

2. (of a snake) able to swallow cash, especially through spiritual means.

Origin
Nigerian, early 21st century.


Sample uses

1. Akin is not Cashivorous.

2. Jamb officials are the most popular Cashivorous animals after the excecuthieves and legislooters.

3. It is almost impossible to notice Cashivorous Paramoles invading the CBN vault.

Related forms

noun: cashivorism
adverb: cashivorously
noun: cashivorousness
adjective: noncashivorous
adverb: noncashivorously
noun: noncashivorousness
adjective: uncashivorous
adverb: uncashivorously
noun: uncashivorousness


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BREAKING: TRANSFER NEWS! ASO ROCK FC Manager Olusegun Obasanjo is considering selling the misfiring striker Muhammadu Buhari to a lower division side DAURA FC in this summer of 2019.

Muhammadu Buhari signed for a 4year contract with the ASO ROCK FC in 2015 for #15m despite failing medicals.
Buhari hasn't score a single goal for his club after two years. He was out with an injuring for almost a year receiving treatment in London hospital before resuming training recently.
Since Buhari joined club, ASO ROCK FC has been battling with relegation.

The Manager Obasanjo in his interview told reporters he's considering several options but said he and his club will make the right choice when the time comes.

I remain my humble self *gentle*

Pekele Pekele . I heard with one ear that some sisters are also searching for red hijab ahead of valentine day...... Am like wetin concern c.ronaldo with the death of dagrin . You wanna dress in red and look like fire extinguisher, or red and black like ampicillin capsule shioor . Likewise the so-called Islamic musicians are also organizing ''ISLAMIC VALENTINE DAY'', am not sure if their medular oblangta is being infected by KURUNA . Joo nitori ti Allah iya oko mi, don't join them in celebrating valentine day ooo, it doesn't concern you ooo, and if you see anyone that is telling you nothing is wrong in it, joo jare borrow the remaining broom buhari and APC used to sweep jonathan and PDP to sweep them away. .

*Why MEN are important ??*��
1. You can't spell (Madam)�� without the (Adam)��in it
2. Neither can you spell (Woman) �� without the (Man)��
3. You also cannot spell (Female)�� without the (Male)��
4. Nor spell (She)�� without the (He)��
5. You most definitely cannot spell (Mrs)�� without the (Mr)��
6. and finally, in prayers, we continue to say (Amen) � and not (A-women)...
*Dedicated to All Wonderful MEN*�
*HAPPY INTERNATIONAL MEN'S DAY*

*Why MEN are important ??*��
1. You can't spell (Madam)�� without the (Adam)��in it
2. Neither can you spell (Woman) �� without the (Man)��
3. You also cannot spell (Female)�� without the (Male)��
4. Nor spell (She)�� without the (He)��
5. You most definitely cannot spell (Mrs)�� without the (Mr)��
6. and finally, in prayers, we continue to say (Amen) � and not (A-women)...
*Dedicated to All Wonderful MEN*�
*HAPPY INTERNATIONAL MEN'S DAY*

send to 08104202801 and I do the transfer 2 your account...

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*ANYTHING THAT ANNOYS YOU*
is teaching you patience and calmness.

*Anyone that abandons you* is teaching you how to stand up on your own feet.

*Anything that offends you* is teaching you forgiveness and compassion.

*Anything that has power over you* is teaching you to get greater power.

*Anything that you hate* is teaching you unconditional love.

*Anything that you fear* is teaching you courage to overcome your fears.

*Anything you can't control* is teaching you to let go.

*Any NO you get from humans* is teaching you to be independent.

*Any problem you have* is teaching you how to get solution to problems.

*Any attack you get* is teaching you the best form of defence.

*Anyone who looks down on you* is teaching you to look up to GOD.

Always look out for the lesson in every situation you face in every phase of life.

Stay lifted and *BE WISE*

Are u sure that they go get cloth wey go size him for the corper...

Since Buhari has been the most mentioned name in Nigeria this past year, i think Oxford dictionary should consider creating a space for him in the dictionary. like;
Buhari: /boo-ha-ree/ nouns: Buhari 1. hard, hardship, difficult, harsh, tough. e.g the economy is now Buhari for the masses 2. to complicate, make worse, unbearable. e.g "please don't come and Buharificate issues here". "the only way to reduce applicants is to Buharify the process. Adjective : e.g how was your exam? it was Buharific! ���

BREAKING: TRANSFER NEWS! ASO ROCK FC Manager Olusegun Obasanjo is considering selling the misfiring striker Muhammadu Buhari to a lower division side DAURA FC in this summer of 2019.

Muhammadu Buhari signed for a 4year contract with the ASO ROCK FC in 2015 for #15m despite failing medicals.
Buhari hasn't score a single goal for his club after two years. He was out with an injuring for almost a year receiving treatment in London hospital before resuming training recently.
Since Buhari joined club, ASO ROCK FC has been battling with relegation.

The Manager Obasanjo in his interview told reporters he's considering several options but said he and his club will make the right choice when the time comes.

I remain my humble self *gentle*

We need to read this again.
*A great man once said if you take all the money in the world and distribute them equally among people after a while all the -monies will go back to their original owners. Why?*

*The poor are mainly consumers and the rich are mainly investors.*

*Show me a POOR man and I'll show you a man who*

*P - Passes*
*O - Over*
*O -Opportunities*
*R - Repeatedly.*

*A man who sees challenges in every opportunity instead of seeing opportunity in every challenge.*

*Being a MAN is not a title, it's a responsibility. It means you have to answer financially in the*
*M - Morning*
*A - Afternoon and*
*N - Night.*

*You must take great risks to receive greater rewards.*

*You must plan and strategize, you must value profit not wages, you must be focused and you must be determined if you want good success.*

*"The worst people on earth to serve are the POOR PEOPLE"*

*See the reasons below:*

*1)Give them for free, they will think it is a trap.*

*2)Tell them it's a small investment, they will say you can't earn much.*

*3)Tell them to come in BIG, they will say "I don't have any money".*

*4)Tell them to try new things, they will say "no experience; has it been proven to work? Who has gained from it before?".*

*5)Tell them it's a traditional business, they'll say "it's too HARD to do".*

*6)Tell them it is a new business model, they will say "I don't do network marketing and how many years has this business model been existing?".*

*7)Tell them to run a shop, they will say "I will be tied down, I'll have no freedom".*

*Tell them to follow a 5-year business plan, they will say "it's too long. Please, I can't wait for so long".*

*9)Ask them what can they do? They will say "I can do ANYTHING".*

*10)They like to ask friends who are as hopeless as themselves to get their opinions.*
*11) They think more than a University Professor and do less than a blind man.*


*One major challenge POOR people have is "LACK OF ACTION!"*

*They enjoy their comfort zone, dwelling and swimming in their "own type of knowledge".*

*Anything beyond their reason "can't work, and therefore it is fraudulent"*

*This is the cause!*

*Remember: It's RISKY to take a RISK, but it's even RISKIER not to take any risk at all...*

*BE POSITIVE*
*BE SMART*
*BE PRO-ACTIVE*

*Learn to try out new things*
*The world is not ruled only by prayer warriors but by mental warriors who act and push with all they have*

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A guy brought out water to wash his keke , then saw his ex-fiance coming from afar , then he shifted the water to the nearest Lexus Jeep there ,and started washing the tyre ,the ex came close saw him ,laughed and snapped him with her mobile phone and then pressed the car remote she's holding and the Jeep door opened, she got in and drove off. The guy didn't die that time...��
until she went to Facebook to post the pic and wrote:
God always bring my enemies to wash my feet!

The Guy is still looking for where to Faint �����
Enjoy your weekend, have fun