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I don't understand did they do the wedding inside the bedroom or what.

op must be high on Kano weed to be saying this beautiful actress cos a responsible person won't wear such cloth to a wedding

they didn't know the man is old enough to be planning his burial ceremony with the people and to plan a work free day for the people of Zimbabwe

don't let us talk much u took codeine which is very bad for the health

you are wrong
number one is

Banging her for straight ten hours to know how much longer she can last on the bed

which one be spiritual cod the only one I see in movie is exorcism and we are African are full of superstitions

I tire oooo cos the only thing Christian are good at shouting is Jesus this Jesus that....

if the snake should mistakenly bite them now it will be the other way around..

*Not Easy to be a Teacher in Ijesha !!!!!*
*TEACHER*: Our topic for today is Photosynthesis.
*TEACHER* : What is photosynthesis class? *Pappy*: Photosynthesis is our topic today.
*TEACHER* : How can we keep our school clean? *Pappy*: By staying at home.
*TEACHER* : What do you call mosquitoes in your language? *Pappy*: We don't call them, they come on their own.
*TEACHER* : Name the nation people hate most *Pappy*: Exami-nation
*TEACHER* : One day our country will be corruption free. What tense is that?? *Pappy*: Future impossible tense.
*TEACHER* : John is climbing a tree to pick some mangoes. ( Begin the sentence with Mangoes) *Pappy* : Mangoes, John is coming to pick you
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I Wanted to buy book in a bookshop,
then I saw some books with the following Titles:...
(1) How to look Beautiful/Handsome
by: Obasanjo.
I was confused!
(2). Food that will make you grow tall
by: Osita Iheme (pawpaw).
I was so confused!!
(3). My Love for Nigeria
by: Abubakar Shekau.
very surprised!
(4). Tips on how to get Married
by: Genevieve Nnaji.
I was shocked!
(5).The Joy of Poverty
by: Aliko Dangote.
Over shocked!!
(6).Guidelines on how to pass your English Language.
by: Patience Jonathan.
I just fainted!!!!!
Abeg if it's u,
which of them would you buyj
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� Conductor asked one of his passengers:
Wey ur money?
Passenger replied: I b staff.
Conductor queried: Which kind staff u b?
-u b police?
No!
-u b soldier?
No!
-u b navy?
No!
-u b air force?
No!
So wetin u be now! Abeg pay ya money
D passnger replied: I b Boko haram!
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All d passngers shouted: WHAAT!!! Conductor u dey mad? Oga Boko sorry sir,abeg no vex,we go pay 4 u sir. Everybdy screamed;DRIVER NEXT JUNCTION OWA O!. Driver said e be like na here i go drop too!
��� Abi if you are there will you continue with your journey? Make somebody laugh at the moment and forget every troubles of life and don't laugh alone share it to all your friends in your contact list....

*GRANDMA IN COURT..* Brilliantly Hilarious:

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Lawyers should never ask grandmas a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer!

In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an elderly grandmother to the stand.

He approached her and asked; _"Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"_

She responded, _"Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams._ _I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you're a big disappointment to me.._
_You lie, cheat on your wife, manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.."_

The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, _"Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney (the opponent's lawyer)?"_

She again replied, _"Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster. He's lazy, bigoted, and has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. ..Yes I know him."_

The defense attorney almost *died*.

The judge asked both lawyers to approach the bench and in a quiet voice said:

_*"If either of you rascals asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to jail for contempt of court !*
��������������, I'm in pain and can't enjoy a good laugh, help me here yall����������������

*GRANDMA IN COURT..* Brilliantly Hilarious:

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Lawyers should never ask grandmas a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer!

In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an elderly grandmother to the stand.

He approached her and asked; _"Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"_

She responded, _"Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams._ _I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you're a big disappointment to me.._
_You lie, cheat on your wife, manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.."_

The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, _"Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney (the opponent's lawyer)?"_

She again replied, _"Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster. He's lazy, bigoted, and has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. ..Yes I know him."_

The defense attorney almost *died*.

The judge asked both lawyers to approach the bench and in a quiet voice said:

_*"If either of you rascals asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to jail for contempt of court !*
��������������, I'm in pain and can't enjoy a good laugh, help me here yall����������������

Kunleforreal:
Please, call or whatsapp for discussion

how can I get your whatsapp number

I prefer mini laptop

please if I want to swap my laptop for another Wat will I need to bring and how can I get in touch with you plus like how much are we talking about....

YORUBAAAAAAAA Yoruba people can't correct someone without adding insult as a suffix. (1) do it like this, ode. (2) press the red button, oponu. (3) hold it for me, didirin! (4) you can't greet person, alaileko. (5) give it to your brother, agbaya. (6) Go and take your bath, obun. (7) Go and do your assignment, Olodo. ( you better wake up, oloorun iya. (9) Yago lona funmi joor, arindin. (10) iwo ni moun pe......aditi. (11) where are you coming from, onirin kurin? (12) Stop writing on the wall, Baseje! (13) you forgot what I just told you now, alakogbagbe. (14) So the one you ate is not enough, oloun je iya. (15) who put your mouth there, saliu elenu gboro? (16) Is that where I asked you to put it, abunu. (17) I know you are laughing now..... oni yeye.
Ours is the best culture.
Please, forward to Omo Yoruba Atata.
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Don't laugh alone put a smile on someone's face by SHARING to them. Happy weekend�

I have a side chick who is a police officer. When she misses me, she just come to my house in uniform and arrest me in presence of my wife and take me to her home till the next day.

Then she bring me back and tell my wife “we are not done with investigations yet. I shall pick him up anytime we want more from him“

And my innocent wife will always say: 'madam officer, we thank God for you oo'.� *JERRY* *CARES* *GOOD* *NIGHT*

*Not Easy to be a Teacher in Ijesha !!!!!*
*TEACHER*: Our topic for today is Photosynthesis.
*TEACHER* : What is photosynthesis class? *Pappy*: Photosynthesis is our topic today.
*TEACHER* : How can we keep our school clean? *Pappy*: By staying at home.
*TEACHER* : What do you call mosquitoes in your language? *Pappy*: We don't call them, they come on their own.
*TEACHER* : Name the nation people hate most *Pappy*: Exami-nation
*TEACHER* : One day our country will be corruption free. What tense is that?? *Pappy*: Future impossible tense.
*TEACHER* : John is climbing a tree to pick some mangoes. ( Begin the sentence with Mangoes) *Pappy* : Mangoes, John is coming to pick you
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who Lucifer help except to cause madness and commotion among people and why would I name a child Lucifer for God sake...

see how our money was wasted in buying bag's of rice and is it only rice we are eating in this country

can anyone please tell Mr what are they submitting in turkey cos I don't really understand...

all this travel since apc took over the government things has never change for one day...

we are suffering and smiling

when Hunger dey for land and if u walk up to them and ask that they should help they are not ready to give u 5 naira but are ready to do things to show themselves on the media....
awom oniranu

Since the apc government have took power things have become from fry pan to fire....

See Wat bubu has caused in this country......
they are fighting cos everyone need money

See Wat bubu has caused in this country......
they are fighting cos everyone need money

Good news to boost Nigerian economy

This are the IPOB people again... fraud is in their system

She must be my next baby mama

can someone please help me with a good job I stay in Lagos.....
I'm an O'level certificate
I stay in Lagos..
I study at Noun currently in 300l I'm working as a teacher but the pay is not that much to sustain...
please help me....
I need a teaching job.....

can someone please help me with a good job I stay in Lagos..... I'm an O'level certificate I stay in Lagos.. I study at Noun currently in 300l I'm working as a teacher but the pay is not that much to sustain... please help me....