Twitter user @chuuzus posted a comic tweet on his new tactics to help clients move drugs with ease but got a shocking reply from @NDLEA_NIGERIA...I think Nigerians should mind the kind of JOKES we post on social media..see tweet below
http://www.smartlinkzone.com/2016/10/twitter-user-chuuzus-gets-shocking.html

lol..if d video was "photoshoped" or "videoshoped" then Donal Trump video was "videoshoped" too..dats if there any word like that.



If its that easy then APC would have "Photoshopped" same for GEJ and MAMA PEACE

first it was RCCG,
now MFM......
Patiently waiting for CHOSEN to take the third spot....lol Christianity will regret visiting Nigeria

first it was RCCG,
now MFM......
Patiently waiting for CHOSEN to take the third spot....lol Christianity will regret visiting Nigeria

What is this world becoming..see photos of young Nigerian guys getting married to old white women....click to see more photos
http://www.smartlinkzone.com/2016/10/see-photos-of-nigerian-guys-getting.html

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Lionel Messi reappeared after 24 days out injured and scored within two minutes of being on the pitch.
One of the incentives to watch the Barça-Deportivo match this Saturday at the Camp Nou was Leo Messi 's possible comeback following 24 days out. The Argentinian hadn't played since his injury during the Atlético de Madrid match and he started Saturday's game on the bench. We followed his comeback with interest and he was welcomed back with applause when he started warming up in the second half. In the 55 minute Barça's number ten replaced Sergio Busquets to a standing ovation.
Messi made an immediate impact and only needed 145 seconds to score his first of the evening and the Catalan's fourth. He almost bagged a second but Germán Lux managed to keep his effort out. Don't miss the video of his return to the Camp Nou.
After his excellent performance against Deportivo , Messi is celebrating the 12th anniversary of his official debut for the first team on the 16 October 2004 in the Olympic Stadium Lluís Companys . The 17 year-old Argentinian played his first game for Barça coming on as a substitute for Deco . This day twelve years ago marked the start of an incredible journey, which we are still enjoying today.
http://www.smartlinkzone.com/2016/10/magical-messi-returns-for-fc-barcelona.html

TrapQueen77:
Oohhhh plz this is not enaf...


Death penalty is the only way for the victim to get her proper justice...

yea death penalty is cool too but i want d rapist to live and bear this pain

Rape is an act of forcing sexual intercourse or other sexual activity upon another person without their consent or against their will. Rape is a conscious process of intimidation wherein perpetrators keep women and children especially, in a state of constant fear. The term rape degrades the victim. Most rape victims are always afraid of letting people know they have been raped due to stigmatisation and the fear of being a victim again.
The issue of rape has been the order of the day in Nigeria. There is hardly a day without news headline about rape, molestation and other forceful sexual activities perpetrated on young girls and female children between the ages of 3-12 years. A total number of 150 reported cases of sexual and physical abuse were recorded in Lagos State for one year period as of April 27, 2016 (according to Punch news paper). Also, the Lagos State Commissioner for Women Affairs and Poverty Alleviation, Mrs. Lola Akande, said the ministry in the last one year had treated about 589 cases ranging from sexual abuse and physical abuse ( according to Punch news paper).
After a thorough research about how rapists are treated/punished after perpetrating the act of rape, i have come to a conclusion that most of them are given romance torture then go scot free when handed over to the police (in most cases they are not charged to court). I do not support jungle justice in the society but in this case jungle justice can come to play. Aside that, I have a good recommendation for security operatives (Police, military, local vigilante etc.) on how to handle rapists in our society especially those caught in the act. It won't be a bad idea if we borrow a bit from some Asian countries where rapists are tortured without pity.
I came across this video (watch video below) recently and i recommend this kind of torture for rapists in Nigeria. I doubt if anybody who has gone through this kind of torture will ever think of indulging in rape again in his entire life. A public torture like this will be the best way to curtail activities of rapists in Nigeria...see pictures and video below of a Man tortured for Rape

watch video here http://www.smartlinkzone.com/2016/10/video-of-rapist-beaten-mercilessly.html

President Muhammadu Buhari has sought the confirmation of the Nigerian Senate to appoint two new Supreme court justices.
Senate President, Bukola Saraki, read the request letter during Tuesday’s session.
In the letter sent by the president, Buhari nominated Paul Jauro from Taraba State, North East and Sidi Bage from Nasarawa State, North Central and said it is in line Section 231(2) of the constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.
Justice Bage was born on June 22, 1956, became Federal High Court Judge in 1992 before his appointment as Justice of the Court of Appeal in 2000.
Born in 1954, Jauro became a judge of the High Court in 1998 and was appointed Justice of the Court Appeal in 2008.
The two Judges had been recommended for appointment as Justices of the Supreme Court by the National Judicial Council.
Their nominations came amid a clampdown on allegedly corrupt judges in the High, Appeal and the Supreme Courts, by the State Security Service.
Of the 15 said to be under investigation, seven were arrested weekend.
They were granted bail on Monday on self-recognisance.

http://www.smartlinkzone.com/2016/10/buhari-appoints-two-new-supreme-court.html

who carries Buhari's bag pls?........There is nothing wrong with this abeg

The Nigeria Police today paraded the kidnappers of Mrs Margaret Emefiele, the wife of the Central Bank Governor, Godwin Emefiele. Mrs. Margaret was kidnapped on September 29th and regained her freedom October 1st. The suspects are Lance Corporal Musa Maidabra, Lance Corporal Edwin George, Ernest Anthony Uduefe (dismissed Soldier), Mohammed Abubakar A.K.A Dogo (Gang Leader), Mohammed Musa, Mohammed Sule, Ibrahim Abdullahi, Aliyu Musa and Mohammed Yusuf.
http://www.smartlinkzone.com/2016/10/police-parade-kidnappers-of-wife-of.html

newbornmacho:
Hahahahaha Shame to corrupt lying CNN we all watched the debate and know how Trump won. This nonsensical figure you are quoting is from corrupt CNN and its among a Democratic majority audience.

God bless u bro....u really watched it..i was awake all through the debate..trump won..forget CNN

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Lilac91:
yes but only if it wasn't sworn recently

i did mine January this year..hope it 'll serve?

watch video of two girls fighting dirty in a street..........http://www.smartlinkzone.com/2016/10/two-girls-fight-dirty-in-street-in-us.html

Music star Rihanna blasts her exes on her Instagran page. Rihanna has dated R&B singer, Chris Brown, Dodgers baseball player Matt Kemp, rapper Travis Scott and Drake shared the post on her Instagram page ...see IG post below..

http://www.smartlinkzone.com/2016/10/rihanna-blasts-chris-brown-and-matt.html

Rivers State Governor, Nyesom Ezenwo Wike has declared that he is ready to sacrifice his life in order to protect the state from external predators.
The governor also charged the people of the state to rise up to defend the state and her interest in the coming weeks as anti-democratic forces have ganged up against Rivers people.
Speaking during the flag off of the construction of the Abua-Emoh-Egbolom road in Abua/Odual Local Government Area on Saturday, Governor Wike said: ""This is the time to say no to illgality.If they are testing the waters for rigging and mayhem, it will not work".
Briefing the people on the failed abduction of a Federal High Court Judge by the Police and DSS, the governor said that the security operatives were on an illegal mission to entrench an evil scheme in Rivers State.
He said: "I told the security operatives who planned to abduct the judge that instead of this impunity, you better take my life. I will always protect the interest of this state.
"When God gives you an assignment, he will give you the enablement to complete the assignment. Rivers
people must be ready to fight any form of injustice. I am ready to defend Rivers State with my life".
On the construction of the Abua-Emoh-Egbolom road, Governor Wike said that the project will be completed in seven months, pointing out that he will wipe away the tears of Abua/Odual people with quality projects.
He said the contractor, MCC Nigeria Limited has the capacity to deliver a quality project within the scheduled time. He called on the people to support the contractor all through the duration of the road .
The governor said that he had promised to construct the road during a rally to celebrate his Supreme Court victory in March.
He charged the people to remain committed to the PDP as it is the only political party that will promote their welfare.
Member representing Abua/Odual/Ahoada East Federal Constituency, Mrs Betty Apiafi and the Deputy Speaker of the Rivers State House of Assemby , Mr Marshal Uwom lauded Governor Wike for bringing development to the people.
They said since the creation of the local government 25years ago, no serving governor has initiated a major project in the area. According to them, Governor Wike deserves commendation for being the first serving governor to initiate a major project for Abua/Odual Local Government Area.
Commissioner for Works, Mr Harrison Iheanyichukwu said the 8.2kiometre road will connect the seven communities on the route to the rest of the state.

http://www.smartlinkzone.com/2016/10/wike-i-am-ready-to-defend-rivers-state_8.html

hope Age declaration from court will serve in place of birth certificate?

please help. i have KPMG test on friday 14th oct. 2016...i need the past question. send to obodoezeejike@gmail.com

Donald Trump apologized early Saturday for lewd and sexually aggressive remarks he made a decade ago -- and then made it clear he is girding himself for a nasty political battle.
The Republican presidential candidate posted a defiant 90-second video just after midnight on social media, telling voters that he is not a "perfect person" and that the words captured by a hot mic in 2005 "don't reflect who I am."
"I said it, I was wrong and I apologize," Trump said of footage from a previously unaired taping of "Access Hollywood" that surfaced Friday, in which Trump said he tried to "Bleep" a married woman and bragged about being able to grope women because of his "star" status.
http://www.smartlinkzone.com/2016/10/trump-issues-defiant-apology-for-lewd.html

British bookmaker, William Hill has revealed that a 46 year old female client has placed a huge $615862 wager on Hillary Clinton winning the race for the White House. At odds of 4/11, or a 73% chance of success, she stands to make a profit of around $224,000.
William Hill said:
“As far as we are aware, this is the biggest wager ever taken on the US Presidential Elections,” a William Hill spokesman said. “As a result of taking this bet, a win for Donald Trump has now become the favored outcome for us in terms of our liabilities for either of the two leading contenders.”
http://www.smartlinkzone.com/2016/10/lady-places-615862-bet-on-hillary.html

hope Age declaration from court will serve in place of birth certificate?

more pictures

see pictures from the most powerful Caribbean storm in a decade (hurrican Matthew) in HAITI. Matthew hit Haiti with winds of 230 km/h (145 mph) which has killed hundreds of persons and caused extreme poverty and precarious living conditions for many citizens of HAITI

http://www.smartlinkzone.com/2016/10/see-pictures-of-damages-caused-by.html

Suspended Law maker of the lower chamber of the National Assembly Abdulmumin Jibril revealed yet another secret that Federal house of Assembly Law makers take home a whooping sum of 5-10million Naira and a brand new car at the end of 4 years. It can be recalled that Abdulmumin Jubril was suspended and his office sealed up for failing to appear before the ethics committee over his allegation on Bugdet padding which he revealed has been happening in the green chamber of the National Assembly. see tweet below......

http://www.smartlinkzone.com/2016/10/hon-abdulmumin-jibrin-throws-another_6.html

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The president of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, President Muhammadu Buhari will appear before the National assembly joint session to intimate plans on how to get the country out of recession within the shortest period of time to avoid further decay to the already recessed economy. This was made known today by the senate president senator Bukola Saraki..see tweet below from the twitter handle of the Nigerian senate @NGRSenate

http://www.smartlinkzone.com/2016/10/buhari-to-appear-before-national.html

Controversial senator and common sense advocate Ben Murray Bruce released a statement on his facebook page on the importance of teachers to mark teachers day celebration on 05/06/2016 saying teachers are more important to the progress of a nation than the highly paid politicans in the country. He said and i quote "Nigerians have one of the highest paid politicains and lowest paid teachers. Flip the equation and Nigeria will develop! on this World Teachers Day i thank Nigeria's teachers and urge that salaries of politicians be reduced so that teachers salaries can be increased! Teachers are much more relevant to the progress of this country than we the politicians. A well paid teacher is a better teacher but is a well paid legistlator a bettee legistlature? " These are the words of the red chamber senator...see facebook update below

http://www.smartlinkzone.com/2016/10/ben-murray-bruce-slams-politicians-says.html

See the state of a federal governmnet road in Nigeria ENUGU/ONITSHA express way as at wednesday 06/10/2016. My pity goes to road transport companies and travellers of this route....

http://www.smartlinkzone.com/2016/10/see-present-state-of-enuguonitsha.html

Na lawyer sure pass