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CareerRe: KPMG: My Temp Experience by MosquitoLaps(m): 11:05am On Oct 23, 2015
How can one have this same opportunity, especially when the person is a graduate of a course like International Studies and Diplomacy, political science and international relations etc?
I mean, we only get to hear about regional supranational organizations like ECOWAS, AU and UN. No internship program whatsoever.
My dream is to be one of Nigeria's greatest diplomats ever, but d way tinz bi ehn? chai.

Can someone put me through, please?
God bless you.
PoliticsRe: Oil Well Dispute: APC Chieftain Urges Buhari To List Kogi by MosquitoLaps(m): 7:27am On Oct 15, 2015
Na 13 % derivation dem dey find so abi?
Okay.
I think its time to redraw the geopolitical map of that area.
I wonder why at this century, old men would still killing each other for natural resources.
Its too crude joor.
EducationRe: 10 Shocking Facts About The Bermuda Triangle!! by MosquitoLaps(m): 8:43am On Oct 14, 2015
iamrealdeji:
I've read deception point but I don't like it like other books he did because he concentrated too much on geology and Antarctica
Same problem I encountered.
wetin consyn me with Geophysics?
I just sustained the interest because I wanted to know the fallout of the political conspiracy.

That's where I read the mystery behind Ufology.
EducationRe: 10 Shocking Facts About The Bermuda Triangle!! by MosquitoLaps(m): 11:25pm On Oct 13, 2015
iamrealdeji:
are you sure Dan Brown said UFO.s don't exist? I've not came across any of he books he talked about UFO and i've read all his books. Maybe you were referring to Sidney Sheldon,Sidney Sheldon talks more about UFO,which book did Dan Brown talk about UFO btw?
He did.
Read Deception Point.
He took a lot of time to explain it.
EducationRe: 10 Shocking Facts About The Bermuda Triangle!! by MosquitoLaps(m): 5:14pm On Oct 13, 2015
Devil's triangle is an understatement.
Call is the Axis of Evil.

Anyways, waiting for Dan Brown (Author of Da Vinci code) to demystify it.
It has become a tradition of his to debunk popular claims in all of his books. I read where he said UFOs don't exist. They are experiments the US carry out to upgrade their military, and the drivers are usually programmed robots.
Well, I am tempted to believe him o.

Any reason why I shouldn't?
EducationRe: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by MosquitoLaps(m): 11:26pm On Oct 12, 2015
naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Lol,,i swear I never see you before...and even that pol class sef I hardly attend am.[/color]
No mind me. Na ISD me dey jare.
EducationRe: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by MosquitoLaps(m): 11:25pm On Oct 12, 2015
[quote author=Mexyz post=38922860][/quote]E dey 300 level o. Na boss him bi na
EducationRe: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by MosquitoLaps(m): 8:39pm On Oct 12, 2015
Kingsley1000:
HBD BOSS
Thanks man.
EducationRe: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by MosquitoLaps(m): 8:37pm On Oct 12, 2015
naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Lol,,how this guy sabi me? grin[/color]
U dey surprise?
We do Pol122 togeda for basement last semester na

Even before then, I don know u tey tey.
RomanceRe: Six Golden Rules For F***ing by MosquitoLaps(m): 6:01pm On Oct 12, 2015
Kingsley1000:
Six Golden Rules For F***ing

1. F***ing once a week is good for your health but harmful if done every day.
2. F***ing gives proper relaxation for your mind and body.
3. F***ing refreshes you.
4. After f***ing don't eat too much; go for more liquids.
5. When f***ing try to stay in bed because it can save you valuable energy.
6. F***ing can even reduce your cholesterol level


















SO REMEMBER - *fasting* is good for your health - may The Almighty cleanse your Dirty Mind! In jesus name grin
You pasted this stuff in the Romance section, didn't you? See how "clean" your mind is?
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EducationRe: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by MosquitoLaps(m): 5:05pm On Oct 12, 2015
Bros, u no lie o.
I remember wen I bin dey 100 level. chai!
Elective course wey bi 3 unit no dey hard reach my main course wey bi 2,

And why dem no go form gentle? U wan fight for school
omo na early graduation for UNIBEN o.
Ask Naijaboiy

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RomanceRe: Why Are Ladies Of Dis Generation Crazy About Big Dicks? by MosquitoLaps(m): 4:52pm On Oct 12, 2015
montezz:
to be honest,small deeks looks somehow digusting,if u gat one,u'll need to mk up for it by using ur tongue and fingers skillfully...average size z jux ok. big rods cud be destructive most esp wen d handler is a careless slammer!
Its not disgusting, per se
You sound like you're criticizing them for having small d*cks.
You don't have to go thru all the enlargement stress to please her Majesty.
Hey!
I don't have small d*ck o!
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PoliticsRe: We Deceived Nigerians, There Was Nothing Like SURE-P Fund” – Gov. Aliyu by MosquitoLaps(m): 12:39pm On Oct 12, 2015
Are you kidding me? Mizmycoli, Fire fire, TonyeBarcanista Ecoterrors, oya come and explain!
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Foreign AffairsRe: Pic : Putin Captures ISIS Leader Who Auctioned Christian Girls As Child Brides by MosquitoLaps(m): 12:35pm On Oct 12, 2015
Putin is the game changer any day. I just pray Russian intervention pays off eventually. Shame to Obama!
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PoliticsRe: It’s Senseless, Needless For PDP To Oppose PMB- Gov Umahi by MosquitoLaps(m): 8:23am On Oct 12, 2015
I wonder how some human beings think.
In a flailing democracy, you encourage the stifling of the opposition?
Too much Egusi in the brain.

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PoliticsRe: Saraki Replies Tinubu: I’ve Decided Not To Join Issues With You by MosquitoLaps(m): 8:20am On Oct 12, 2015
Of course he won't have time to reply him na.
Let him go clear his name at the CCT.

After that, meet me and let me prepare a very good verbal attack for you..
I'm a paid speech writer.
check me out.
5691CD30

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PoliticsRe: Alamieyeseigha Built Just One House… He Was Never Corrupt~James Ibori by MosquitoLaps(m): 12:28am On Oct 12, 2015
What do you expect?
Like begets like.
Same ilk cut from the same party that produced a man that stated categorically that "Stealing is not corruption".

Should we be disappointed?
I guess not.

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PoliticsRe: Breaking!!! Police Finally Nab Chief Olu Falae’s Abductors !!! by MosquitoLaps(m): 12:19am On Oct 12, 2015
Shebi some Fulani men in Lagos were debunking the claim that their comrades are not behind the kidnap?
Awon oniranu oshi!

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PoliticsRe: 15-yr Old Nigerian Girl Becomes The Youngest Pilot To Fly Cross-country(photos) by MosquitoLaps(m): 12:17am On Oct 12, 2015
Let her keep the Nigerian flag flying. 15 and piloting no bi beans joor.
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RomanceRe: A Female Friend Told Me This Today by MosquitoLaps(m): 12:13am On Oct 12, 2015
Never marry a man out of pity.
If you marry a man coz of only one likeable quality, that thing will fade off eventually.

my take.
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GamingRe: Official FIFA 16 Thread (PC/Xbox/Playstation) by MosquitoLaps(m): 6:58pm On Sep 25, 2015
Leez:
sorry bro buh pes have both the UCL and europa league rights(konami) tinz so u are stuck with playing it as champions cup on fifa.
Okay.
Do you know if its available on Android devices, specifically on Infinix Hot?
GamingRe: Official FIFA 16 Thread (PC/Xbox/Playstation) by MosquitoLaps(m): 1:06pm On Sep 25, 2015
BuddhaPalm:
You don't have a problem AT ALL.
Does it work on Android phones, specifically on Infinix Hot?
GamingRe: Official FIFA 16 Thread (PC/Xbox/Playstation) by MosquitoLaps(m): 9:20am On Sep 25, 2015
richie9093:
No because PES have those rights.
I don't understand. Is it some sort of a monopoly? I think it's high time EA SPORTS Challenge that right in court. We need liberal ideas joor.
GamingRe: Official FIFA 16 Thread (PC/Xbox/Playstation) by MosquitoLaps(m): 3:55am On Sep 25, 2015
Has the Champions league competition been fully ingrained?
Its bothers me that FIFA doesn't have UCL graphics.
I just hope we can play this edition normally without a recourse to playing online like '15.
PoliticsScrap 60 Embassies, Ex-diplomats Tell Buhari by MosquitoLaps(op): 8:26am On Sep 19, 2015
SEPTEMBER 19, 2015 : SAMUEL AWOYINFA AND GBENRO ADEOYE
Some ex-diplomats and experts on international affairs have backed President Muhammadu Buhari’s call for a review of the number of Nigeria’s foreign missions abroad, saying that they should be cut by at least 60. The experts and ex-diplomats, who said the number of Nigerian missions abroad was too many, disclosed this in separate interviews with our correspondents on Friday.
They said Nigeria’s economy, which has recently been on a downturn, could not sustain its 119 foreign missions. Buhari recently ordered the Ministry of Foreign Affairs to review the number of Nigeria’s foreign missions abroad, which are set to cost the country N34bn in 2015.
Commenting on the issue, former ambassador to Sudan and Morocco, Bola Dada, urged the Federal Government to prune its foreign missions to between 40 and 50 because of the economic downturn. Dada suggested that the government should only maintain embassies in neighbouring countries and other countries that are strategic to Nigeria’s interests.
He said, “I am in total support of the pruning of Nigerian embassies. Even at best of times, Nigeria should not have more than 60 embassies. And now that there is economic downturn in the country, the country should have between 40 and 50 embassies. “It should not be more than 50. Our economy is in a shambles, we should not pretend all is well. It is quite expensive to maintain an embassy, a lot goes into it. “In Europe, Nigeria must have embassies in Britain, France, Germany, and Italy. In Arab Gulf states, Saudi Arabia, and one or two others will do. Nigeria must not leave out Japan, China and India in the Asia axis. “In whatever number the country will eventually pick or retain, the committee responsible for the review must give comprehensible brief on each country to justify having an embassy there.”
A former ambassador to Greece and Australia, Prof. Olu Agbi, also said that “there are a few countries where our interests are minimal and even where Nigerians are not many and where we can reduce our presence there and increase our presence in some other countries.” He added that the country’s resources cannot adequately maintain its number of foreign missions.

Agbi said, “Does Nigeria have enough resources to take care of all the foreign missions? The answer is no. We don’t have the resources. Even when I was an ambassador, we experienced a lot of shortfall in funding. Sometimes for about three, four months, ambassadors and staff were not paid their salaries. It was that bad so when you have too many missions, most of our diplomats abroad will be suffering.”
http://www.punchng.com/news/scrap-60-embassies-ex-diplomats-tell-buhari/
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Roma Vs Barcelona: UCL (1 - 1) On 16th September 2015 by MosquitoLaps(m): 8:10pm On Sep 16, 2015
Geofavor:
Who are all these modern day Josephs, dreaming all over this threadhuh Someone even typed RRoma 3 - 1 barca. Well I guess it's okay to dream big
When the Lord turned the captivity of Athletic Bilbao, and they mauled Barca 4-0, we were like them that dream dreams.


Visca_el_Barca,
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid Vs Shakhtar Donetsk: UCL (4 - 0) On 15th September 2015 by MosquitoLaps(m): 7:08pm On Sep 15, 2015
Go Shaktar! break Ronaldo's leg! come on!
CelebritiesRe: Victoria Kimani: Sometimes I Wear Hijab To Cover My Curves by MosquitoLaps(m): 8:34am On Sep 12, 2015
Suddenly, everyone started by singing around the house. Mtcheeew.
Who she help?
EducationRe: 10 Nigerian Universities With The Fastest Academic Calendar by MosquitoLaps(m): 5:33pm On Sep 03, 2015
RSUST, I think, is fastest.
While UNIBEN was enjoying her first semester break, RSUST was preparing for second semester exams.
That's quite fast.
EducationRe: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by MosquitoLaps(m): 3:51pm On Sep 02, 2015
FuhckYhu:
dude, wah kinda moniker is ds, huh
Moniker of the genius, fit for kings.
But wait o, FuhckYhu? Sister, your problem is bigger than mine.
EducationRe: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by MosquitoLaps(m): 2:11pm On Sep 02, 2015
eloesibe5:
bt i heard d agg. 4 isd z 50
That's what's on paper
in reality, its 60, point blank.
In my class, the lowest aggregate you'll find is 59.5, and that's approximately 60.

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