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amtaken:
Is it the same China I have been going to that you just described or another one?

the fact dat u av been to china doesnt mean u knw all about the country.

#11. Chinese death rates by execution are four times higher than anywhere else in the world
#12. As China has a one-child policy, tens of thousands of girl babies are abandoned and more than a million aborted each year in favor of potentially raising a boy
#13. Because virginity is highly prized among females, they can pay upwards of $700 to have their hymens
#14. 19 million cats are eaten every year in China
#15. Smart phone addicts have been given their own walking lane so as not to bump into normal walking pedestrians
#16. The World’s Biggest Mall, located in China, is 99% empty

#1 China is using all of its forests to make
disposable
chopsticks.

#2 Rich people send their look-alikes to
prison for them.

#3 A Chinese Christian cult believe Jesus
is a woman
that still lives in China.

#4 Unmarried women that exceed the age
of 20 are
considered to be “leftovers.”.

#5 Soldiers wear pins pointed to their
chin in the
shirt’s collar to prevent them from dozing off.

#6 China is the place where the longest
traffic jam ever happened,imagine being stuck in traffic for 12 days.

.#7 The air in Beijing is so polluted that it
is safer to be a smoker in a clean
country.

#8 Eggs boiled in urine coming from
young boys are considered to be a
delicacy.

#9. There are more than 100 million
Chinese citizens that scrape to live off
what amounts to one U.S. dollar a day.

#10. Instead of driving away with their
food from the drive-thru, Chinese people
actually park their cars and bring the
food back into the restaurant to eat it.

i heard lautech resumes on july 25

TrapQueen77:



Hahahahaha..... Mine wasn't there yet

The TrapQueen is absolutely unique on its own way buh I won't tell ooo

trapqueen will be like 'chai,chai,chaiiii,dere is god ooooo'

chubbygal:
Lovely!!

lol at ur pics

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make una go prepare o lolz ok?

Fresh theories from conspiracy theorists claims that the world will be ending in 15 days. After several predictions of the end of the world have come and gone, fresh predictions have revealed that the world would now be ending on July 29, 2016. According to Armageddon News, the earth’s magnetic poles will flip and an extremely angry Jesus Christ will return, bringing about the end of the world. In a newly released video, the bold claims with the aid of bible verses, state:

19. He studied Greek history Contrary to the popular orientation during his time, Wole Soyinka went on to study something quite different. He studied English literature, Greek, and Western history at the University of Ibadan, which was then affiliated with the University of London.
20. He was a Professor at Obafemi Awolowo University From 1975 to 1999, he was a Professor of Comparative Literature at the Obafemi Awolowo University, then called the University of Ife. With civilian rule restored to Nigeria in 1999, he was made professor emeritus. Soyinka has been a Professor of Creative Writing at the University of Nevada, Las Vegas.

16. He delivered a speech on Chibok in 2014 According to Wikipedia; in August 2014, Soyinka delivered a recorded of his speech “From Chibok with Love” to the World Humanist Congress in Oxford, hosted by the International Humanist and Ethical Union and the British Humanist Association. The Congress theme was Freedom of thought and expression: Forging a 21st Century Englightenment. He was awarded the 2014 International Humanist Award.
17. His father was an Anglican minister His father, Samuel Ayodele Soyinka (whom he called S.A. or “Essay”), was an Anglican minister and the headmaster of St. Peters School in Abẹokuta.
18. Wole Soyinka’s mother was an activist Soyinka’s mother, Grace Eniola Soyinka (whom he dubbed the “Wild Christian”), owned a shop in the nearby market. She was a political activist within the women’s movement in the local community. She was also Anglican.

13. Wole Soyinka’s best friend is Femi Johnson According to Wole Soyinka himself, his best friend was the late Femi Johnson. Femi Johnson whom we mentioned above has been described as one of Africa’s finest insurance broking practitioners. Femi Johnson a wealthy insurance broker, was one of the people who came to Soyinka’s aid to hide him or give him financial support many times he got into trouble.
14. His play was produced by the Royal Court In 1957, his play ‘The Invention’ was the first of his works to be produced at the Royal Court Theatre. At that time his only published works were poems such as “The Immigrant” and “My Next Door Neighbour”, which were published in the Nigeria.
15. Wole Soyinka went into self imposed exile twice In April 1971, concerned about the political situation in Nigeria, Soyinka resigned from his duties at the University in Ibadan, and began years of voluntary exile. In July in Paris, excerpts from his well-known play The Dance of The Forests were performed.

10. Fela is Wole Soyinka’s Cousin Wole Soyinka’s mother was one of the most prominent members of the influential Ransome-Kuti family: she was the daughter of Rev. Canon J. J. Ransome-Kuti, and sister to Olusegun Azariah Ransome-Kuti, Oludotun Ransome- Kuti and sister in-law to Funmilayo Ransome-Kuti. Among Soyinka’s cousins were the musician Fela Kuti, the human rights activist Beko Ransome-Kuti, politician Olikoye Ransome-Kuti and activist Yemisi Ransome-Kuti. Fela Ransome Kuti was Soyinka’s generation
11. Wole Soyinka left the Christian faith Wole Soyinka revealed in an interview that he has “lost his Christian faith and has a good relationship with all the various religions”. Although he grew up in a home where he went to church and sang in the choir, Wole Soyinka later grew up to become an atheist, who also appreciated traditional religions.
12. Wole Soyinka founded Nigeria’s oldest confraternity Wole Soyinka and six others founded the Pyrates Confraternity, the first confraternity in Nigeria.

8. Soyinka wrote a play in one week One of his greatest plays ‘Death and the King’s Horseman’ was written in just one week. The play was based on a real incident that took place in Nigeria during British colonial rule: the horseman of an important chief was prevented from committing ritual suicide by the colonial authorities.
9. Femi Johnson assisted Wole Soyinka with money Femi Johnson the son of Mobolaji Olufunso Johnson (born February 9, 1936) a retired Nigerian Army Brigadier and former military Governor of Lagos State from May 1967 to July 1975 gave Soyinka a cash to start building his house in Abeokuta after the latter suddenly realized he could not access his money in his bank account. Soyinka was left devastated after Femi passed.

6. Wole Soyinka was once declared wanted in Nigeria Wole Soyinka was once declared wanted in connection with the NBC blackout in October 1965. He seized the Western Nigeria Broadcasting Service studio and made a national broadcast demanding the cancellation of the rigged Western Nigeria Regional Elections. He was subsequently arrested. Wole Soyinks declared wanted by the Nigerian government
7. Wole Soyinka wrote poetry on tissue paper while in prison While behind bars despite being denied access to pens and paper, he improvised. Soyinka wrote poetry on tissue paper, which was published in a collection titled Poems from Prison. His experiences in prison are recounted in his 1972 book The Man Died: Prison Notes of Wole Soyinka.

4. Wole Soyinka is in the Guinness Book of Records Although many know he is a Nobel Laureate, many do not know he is the first African to win a Nobel Prize for Literature. Wole Soyinka at the Nobel Prize 1986
5. Wole Soyinka fled Nigeria on a motorcycle once when he was being hunted by Abacha During the military reign of General Sani Abacha, Wole Soyinka who spoke out against the government had to flee via the ‘NADECO’ route. (According to Wikipedia; The National Democratic Coalition (NADECO) was formed on May 15, 1994 by a broad coalition of Nigerian democrats, who called on the military government of Sani Abacha to step down in favor of the winner of the June 12, 1993 election, M. K. O. Abiola. The members mostly came from the southwest of the country. They quickly became the symbol of mass resistance against military rule). Wole Soyinka fled on a motorcycle to preserve his life. General Abacha proclaimed a death sentence against him “in absentia”.

2. Wole Soyinka’s first son has a black belt in Karate Wole Soyinka’s first son, Olaokun Soyinka is the former commissioner of health of Ogun state, Nigeria. He has a black belt in Karate and is the result of the marriage between Soyinka and his first wife British multicultural educationist, Barbara Dixon. He is also a practicing medical doctor. Olaokun-Soyinka is Soyinka’s medical doctor son
3. Wole Soyinka has been married to three wives Soyinka has been married three times and divorced twice. He has children from his three marriages. His first marriage was in 1958 to the late British writer, Barbara Dixon, whom he met at the University of Leeds in the 1950s. Barbara was the mother of his first son, Olaokun. His second marriage was in 1963 to Nigerian librarian Olaide Idowu, [35] with whom he had three daughters, Moremi, Iyetade (deceased), Peyibomi, and a second son, Ilemakin. Soyinka married Folake Doherty in 1989, to whom he is currently married.

As Wole Soyinka turns 82 today, the 1986 Nobel Laureate is being celebrated all over the country, not only in the literary circles. The literary icon whose full name is; Akinwande Oluwole “Wole” Babatunde Soyinka was awarded the 1986 Nobel Prize in Literature. Theater performances like the one above are usually staged in in honour of Soyinka on his birthday.
Here are 20 facts about him we thought to share.0
1. Cars Are Not Allowed in His Forest One strange thing about Wole Soyinka’s house apart from being located in a forest in Abeokuta, Ogun state is that he does not allow cars past a certain point. There are clear signposts instructing all to park their cars and proceed on foot. Many people find it very strange at first, but the literary icon is intent on preserving the purity of his surroundings.

8.“Some of you girls can’t even jog for 5 minutes but expect a
guy to last in bed with you for
2hours Your level of
selfishness demands a one week
crusade”.


9.“If your girlfriend/boyfriend has not taken a picture with you
before just make that request and
stop forcing Photo Grid to bring
you together.”


10.”God is the best inventor ever. He took a rib from a man and
created a loudspeaker”.


11.”If women think having their period (menstruation) in a whole
month is a difficult task, they
should ask the men how difficult is
it to control an erected pen*s in
public.”


12.“Some girls don’t attend the gym but look physically fit
because of running from one man
to another”


13.“When you kiss a girl from another nationality, do it well
because you represent the whole
country”

Which of the Quote do you like
most?

Here are some funny quotes you all need
to see.. Read below:-

1.“Some women’s legs are like rumors, they just keep on
spreading”

2.“It’s hard to bewitch African girls these days because each
time you take a piece from her
hair to the witch doctor, either a
Brazilian innocent woman gets
mad or a factory in China catches
fire”.

3.“If you are ugly; you are ugly – stop talking about inner beauty
because we don’t walk around
with X-rays”

4.“Dear sister, don’t be deceived by a man who text you “I miss
you” only when it’s raining. You
are not an umbrella”.

5.“Check your girlfriend’s body, if she has more tattoos or piercings,
you can cheat on her. She is
already used to pain.”

6.“Dating a slim or slender guy is cool. The problem is when you are
lying on his chest then his ribs
draw adidas lines on your face”.

7.“It’s better for a man to be stingy with the money he has
hustled for, than for a woman to
deny you a hole that she didn’t
even drill it herself.”

how will we recognise them with their make-up. This celebrities sef...

PAINGAIN:
dude does messi give you part of his earnings? What do you stand to gain by hating on ronaldo unnecessarily? Do messi or ronaldo know who you are?

Na wao for some people. Just look at how you are defending messi as if your life depends on it.
I am a ronaldo fan but i can never talk down on messi. They are both great footballers but i prefer ronaldo because i think that when messi isn't playing for barcelona he looks average to me. Messi is great in barcelona jersey but average in argentina jersey. Ronaldo has played in three different leagues and he's been great in all three. Thats the only reason why i prefer ronaldo to messi but that does'nt mean i will talk down on messi.
Take it easy bro.

bro,so u are insinuating dat when messi plays with argentina,he looks average even after guiding them to 3 finals in 3 years.walahi nobody mumu pass u

Laurabae:
R U SEWIOUS _{R U SEWIOUS} R U SEWIOUS?? 133!!!

his name says it lot

rip to the dead,quick recovery to the injured. So a governor can dress so casually,fayose i hail o

Asked if it was Mikel Obi, she said: “I think you should be talking about Mikel Obi. You might be
absolutely correct. I will say
yes if you think you guessed
right. Well, truthfully Mikel is
my favourite because he is a
cool and handsome dude, you know. “During the Nations Cup
which Nigeria won, he
emerged as one of the
sexiest footballers in South
Africa. I have said enough so
it is left for you to sort it out if I am tripping for him or
not. Whenever I am watching
a football match instead of
enjoying the game I derive
joy in watching how the
players’ ‘thing’ dangle in their shorts and their muscles
too. It’s romantic indeed. It
trips me and you know what
it means and the
consequence; sex of course,” Ms Orjiakor said.
Lol! She must be joking.

In an interview with Encomium, the actress emphasized her love for the footballer although they had never met in real life. Cossy Orjiakor “My favourite Nigerian footballer is…” she paused.“I can give you a clue by mentioning the name of his club if you insist. “The name of his club is Chelsea.”

it is called 'back to school'

#reopenlautech

sexyglow:
The girl's hair style is not age appropriate and the mama is just every where like Toke Makiwa trying hard to impress

just giving herself unnecessary headache.she is not fine sef

6. It is illegal for a goalkeeper to roll his
sleeves up
A goalkeeper is allowed to wear long
sleeves due to their role but one thing
they cannot do is to roll the sleeves up
to form a short sleeve, they can be given a card for that.

7. A goalkeeper can’t pick the ball up
again after he has let it out of his
possession until another player has
touched it
After catching a ball, a goalkeeper can’t
pick the ball up again if he decides to drop it until another player has touched
it. If he disobeys, he will receive a card,
it is either for him to kick it or allow
another player to pass it back to him
before he can pick it up again.

8. A linesman can officiate a match
It is absolutely legal for an assistant
coach to take over the match and
officiate if the referee can’t continue
with the match, so basically a linesman is
also a referee who can do everything the main referee does.

3. Linesmen Can Issue Cards
The assistant coach is supposed to
inform the referee of offenses which
happened on his blind side and decide
whether to give a card. If the referee
gives the mandate to the linesman, he can issue a card based on what he saw,
but the responsibility lies on the referee
to give the assistant referee the go
ahead according to the Fifa Rule 6.

4. A player cannot be offside from a
goal kick, corner or throw-in
During goal kick, corner or throw-in,
even if the player is in an off-side
position, it is not counted. This has
caused many teams goals when they assume it is an off-side and it takes
them by surprise.

5. A substitute cannot take a corner or
a throw-in to restart the match
When a ball goes out for a throw-in and
the team decides to sub a player, the
new player who just stepped in cannot
take the throw to restart the match. You probably never knew this right?

These are some stranqe rules put in
place by Fifa that we miqht not familiar
with..

1. Referees Can Be Substituted
For most of our lives that we’ve
watched football, it is not common to
see a referee being subbed but in the
Fifa soccer rules, this is accepted. If a
referee is unable to continue with the match, he can be subbed with an
assistant referee to take over the
match.

2. The Coach Can Play For The Team If
He Wants To
Many might not know this but a coach is
part of the team and can sub a player
and step on the pitch to play. A typical
example is with Gianluca Vialli who used to play for Juventus and later coached
Chelsea, he was still capable of playing
and so usually subbed himself when the
need arises for him to step in. So don’t
be surprised when one day a coach
decides to play for his team.

dat kid's teeth looks like pincers