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it is twoderful

every team that qualify so far 4 the semi final i.e.wales and portugal have come fron behind to win the match*quarter final*.hope it is not what am thinking

AnotherSeun:
i hardly blv stuffs like this untill i see them with ma eyes and bare witness...
20% real 80% photoshop...

A video of this wud av done justice...

i guess u are nt familiar with mayowa orisatola's'aditu olorun funfun',u go see terrible things inside dat movie

1. If the earth didn’t have the
moon, our days would only be 6-8
hours long and there would be
between 1,100-1,400 days in a
year.
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2. On the real Titanic, the band
actually did stay on the ship,
playing music as it went down —
They all died.
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3. It only takes 6 minutes for brain cells to react to alcohol.
.

4. Women are more attractive
while they are ovulating.
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5. When people say “you’ve changed ” there’s a 95% chance
that you just stopped acting the
way they wanted you to.
.

6. Since refrigerators hadn’t
been invented yet, ancient Egyptian Pharaohs made slaves
fan their wine all night to cool it
down.
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7. A 13 year old boy found a
tooth growing out of his foot in 1977.
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8. The unhappiest people in this
world are the people who care
the most about what everyone
else thinks. .

9. Plants get hot and feverish
when they don’t feel well, just
like humans.
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10. People who are too happy don’t see the warning signs of
dangerous people or

1. Emmanuella is 6yrs Old,she was born on July 6 , 2010,Her real name is Emanuella Samuel.

2. Emmanuella is Related to Mark Angel,She is Mike Angel’s cousin in real life, she was discover by Mark Angel Comedy Foundation,she also one of the kids in Acting school.

3. Young Emmanuella has won many awards including the G Influence Niger Delta- Special Talent Award in 2015.

4. Young Emmanuella is in Primary 1(Basic One),She attends Perfect International School, Port-Harcourt.

5. Basket Mouth & Kelvin Hart are her role models.. Bonus Her Favourite colour: Yellow, Red & Purple Her Favourite Food: Stewed Rice & Chicken A

Mark Angel talks on little Emmanuella, comedy biz

Mark Angel Comedy has taking over the airwaves with their hilarious comedy skits which always go viral. NAIJ.com spoke with ‘Uncle Mark’ as little Emmanuella always refers to Mark Angel.

He spoke on how he discovered the little Emmanuella, how the comedy is affecting little her education and how he abandoned a promising career in medical line for comedy.

Read the excerpts below:


How did you come about your style of comedy?

I hardly can categorize our kind of comedy. All I can say is that we found the need to create African comic materials that families can relate with and enjoy.

How will you describe your kind of comedy?

Without fear of sounding naive, I really can’t describe our kind of comedy. We just do what would make our friends laugh. It is nothing different from other comedies out there.

Which of your comedy skits brought you to limelight?

I think it was the Landlord skit.

How did you discover Emmanuella?

Emmanuella is one of the kids in our acting school. We discovered her from the foundation.

Why the choice of the environment you use in your comedy skits unlike in Lagos where they go to wealthy areas to shoot their comedy skits?

The thing is; comedy is comedy, as long as you can relate with it and it makes you laugh, it is comedy. In our case, we come from a low live area and we relate very well with the things that happen there that’s why we create our comedies around those areas. It’s our environment.


How old is Emmanuella?

Emanuella is five. She will turn six in July 2016.


What are her parents and friends reaction to her new-found fame?

Her parents are proud of her and love what she is doing.

What class is she in school?

She is in Primary one.

Hope this is not affecting her academics?

It is. Now she works extra to be ahead of her mates and her academic calendar. Let me use this opportunity to thank her Principal Mrs Femi E. Peace and her team for all the hard work they are doing for this little girl.

Emmanuella seems to be getting all the attention; don’t you feel jealous at times that she is taking the shine off you even though you own the comedy skits?

There is no such thing as taking the shine. Our aim is to put her out there, help gain audience in the world mainstream comedy and that’s what we are doing. That’s what we will do for all our comedians by God’s grace.

Give us an insight into your background in comedy, education etc.

I personally don’t have any professional education in comedy. I just love laughing and making my friends laugh too. Talking about academics, I dropped out of medical school some years ago in order to give time to my dream. But as soon as I set course, I will go back to school.

Who is your role model in the industry and who motivated you?

Basketmouth and Kelvin Harts are my biggest role models.

What do you have for your fans as truly speaking you have taken over comedy skits?

I want to say thank you for always being there for us, thank you for sharing our videos, thank you for giving us attention. And to all who are working hard to get heard, just keep working and believing, and praying and trusting God… It works. Meanwhile, I really don’t think we have taken over comedy skits. Not yet, we are too far from taking over. There are too many people in Hollywood doing better until we can compare our material with theirs, we are still starting.

https://www.naij.com/791562-exclusive-mark-angel-comedy-affecting-little-emmanuellas-education-mark-angel.html

bluebabyboy1:
If these people you have mentioned their names are really thieves (as you have boldly written) why dont you provide evidence of their transactions The people you claim are being prosecuted actually committed the offences because EFFC have facts and figures. PDP is still very powerful because they spent 16 years ruling - so do you want to tell me they cant provide any evidence of corruption against the names you mentioned? Until you are able to back accusations with facts, then i recommend you close your mouth and let the yam eaters (with glaring evidence) face the reggae!!! Leaders of tomorrow indeed, - your tomorrow was destroyed yesterday by your yam eaters.

what b pity! it is a shame ur stupidity has converted ur small brain to brawn.are u now saying all those apc symcophant are clean? better wake up

chai! see scam.

OrlandoOwoh:
The qualification of that professor should be questioned. No sane society will tolerate Fayose.

u should come try aregbe out if fayose is not tolerable

any politician no matter how much he/she stole always become a new creature immediately he/she decamp to apc.pmb is busy prosecuting pdp political leaders.what of fayemi,amaechi and fashola,are they not thief? even pmb himself is a thief. we the youth should always think.we are the leaders of tomorrow.

bring on any arsenal player and england will win.remember spain loose today due to the absence of any attacking gunners in dia entire squad,

Maxineng:
Am I the only person on planet earth that is not a fan of "waist trainer" tiny waist? It just makes ladies look weird.

how baby go take develop in 0that tiny waist

pretydiva:
She's still better than d other man..,i mean lady

i think na only me see the diffdrence

khaykay15:
Oga o,wetin we no go see for Nigeria,Is in Nigeria a school will go on break without writing exams

home don tire me jare

nairaland don tire me o.how will a bride kiss his wife.

[quote author=wins18 post=46352890]At the point of death a man, Tom Smith, called his children and after praying for them, he advised them to follow his footsteps so that they can have peace of mind in all that they do.

The youngest child, Immaculate, a female, looked at others and yelled,
"Daddy, its unfortunate you are dying without a penny in your bank account. Personally, I can't emulate you. Other father's that you tag as being corrupt,
thieves of public funds left houses and properties for their children; even this house we live in is a rented apartment, sorry, i can't emulate you, just go, let's chart our own course,
let's paddle our own canoe."
Few moments later, their father gave up the spirit.

Three years later, Immaculate went for an interview in a multinational company. The interview panel had already penciled down a candidate for the highly coveted post but wanted to complete the formality of interviewing all applicants on the list.

As soon as Immaculate sat before the intervie.God bless u 4 that

it is just the addition of the highest and lowest number.

when will kanu dish that hair of his gan.

i saw one brother with a big backpack in my church today.i thought his bible and jotter must have be a big one but to my utmost surprire there is not a new testament bible inside the bag.during sermon,when the pastor calls out a bible passage,he brings out his samsung galaxy tab and load the bhble app.my question is dat shnuld something of sort be always encourage or discourage?

[color=#000000][/color]i dnt think it is a sin.Even god doesnt want the death of a sinner but he or she shud repent. wishimg u all a happy sunday

ShakurM:
I won't tell you what everybody is telling you

Nobody is clamouring for or against honesty.

Or you can use a stone to kill two birds ;
Give him 100k, pocket 50k. You have his trust. Everybody is happy

Your boss expects 80k,give him the 80k... you made more than 80k! Ok that your inexperienced conscience is pricking you Mr nice guy, give am 100k, take the 50k! You earned it, you used your intellectual power.


What if you lost the 80k or you didn't make the expected amount of sales next time?

the way some people dey reason,they deserve to be sold to other country

a girl either tall or short without wife material is just useless

dem don cook am nw,so the virus wil av died nw...abi

SolexxBarry:
We have schools in Nigeria dat are worse than this

. Oya Name them