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wat i need to know bro,lt me grab my jotter

Ginaz:
after you don rape ashewo finish you dey go church?
praise thy lord.....amen .God is merciful .........

am surprise u ar the one posting this comment.....

Majesty-michael smith

YoursGEJ:
see their head like mango. Na for on top laptop you dey fight the war abi? Go outside on the street and make noise make dem troway you inside kirikiri. After two days, your eye go clear. You think say Buhari na Jonathan. Idiiots

GOAT BIG ONE

missbronze:
,Not true

If u stay in Lagos, and happen to have a taste of Abuja small, believe me, u will never want to go back to ,Lagos.

What can be better than living a less stressful life and yet, making your cool dough.

Everything about Lagos, is just stress.

Going to work-- stress.
Going to church-- stress.
Going to have fun-- stress.
Even, to enjoy your the money,-- stress too.


What is good about a city of madness, being held in traffic for hours. staying in d office till 10pm in order to beat traffic, and having to wake up 3am to also beat traffic.

And, fyi, accommodation is affordable in Abuja. it depends on where u want to say. Dont stay in a house ur only two months salary cannot pay for..(that's my rule). (We didn't come to Abuja for landlords abeg.)

Abuja is the city of big boys and gals.

HMMM those jeans,nice

Ginaz:
and to think I was about passing there today? God thank you for safe journey home.


***feels good to be home****

so u be wafi babe

nice one

Quite true

Why are most girls such a big hypocrite wen it comes to sexual issues

miss amb for peace diaspora who can't bring peace to her home

Guy all girls are not d same o,am talking from experience,you can easily get some girls by showering them with care and love as no girl want a stingy guy.

OK

YoursGEJ:
see my head like mango. Na for on top laptop i dey fight the war abi? Go outside on the street and make noise make dem troway me inside kirikiri. After two days, my eye go clear. i think say Buhari na Jonathan. Idiiots

gud like this rubbish

endorsed

chai APC and rigging

are you guys really serious,even with our dead economy 80k is still a big money a month for many families.crowd lives on less.let God bless our hustle thats all

missdebs:
nature just has to be against the female gender all the time? Puhleease

happy birtthday

Gratia:
Ok.

Typing with my right hand while my left hand is at work. I will come back later

baby oya wogu o

if you have a girlfriend,definitely there is one thing you will not likely tell her no matter how blunt you are.like....


1.That she isn’t the best I’ve been with in bed.
“Of all the girls I’ve dated seriously, not one has ranked in the top
five I’ve been with, sexually speaking. Still waiting to meet a
Mouth Gig pro who’s wife material.”
— Reggie, 26

2. That I’ve paid for sex before.
“If my girl knew I’d slept with a hooker, or that I got a rub-and-tug
once (and probably will again one day), she’d think I was dirty or
something. As if I’m too stupid to double bag it.”
— Phil, 28


3. That I’m obviously getting a lap dance if I’m going to a strip
club.
“It’s funny how easy it is to convince a woman that you were the
only one who didn’t get a lap dance at the strip club. They want to
believe you’re on your best behavior at every bachelor party—as if
that were even possible—so you might as well feed them the bait
they’re begging for.
— Tom, 32


4. That I watch way more porn than she thinks.
“If my girlfriend knew how often I watched porn, she’d start balling.
She once mentioned a study that said people who watch more than
ten hours a week are sex addicts or something. I mean, c’mon….”
— Brad, 22

5. That I’m into some porn that would freak her out.
“From my experience, the female sex isn’t programmed to
understand why a guy digs the kinky shit he gets of off to.
Personally, I’ve got a thing for Japanese game show porn. If my
girlfriend ever knew, she’d definitely be weirded out.”
— Eddie, 23

6. That I’d like more blowjobs.
“Every guy on Earth wishes he could get more head. Why wouldn’t
he? The problem is that asking for a Mouth Gig is like sitting in a
rocking chari—it gives you something to do, but it doesn’t get you
very far.”
— Carl, 30

7. That I dropped the L-bomb prematurely to get her to have sex
with me.
“Listen, I love my girlfriend. I do. But did I love her when I first said
it? Not really. A man will do what a man has to to get laid.”
— Jeremy, 35

8. That my ex is a decent person.
“My girlfriend and I once ran into my ex on campus. Later that day,
I casually mentioned to my girl that my ex was looking great—
happy, you know, and fit. Bleep, that was a mistake. Doesn’t matter
how nice or good-looking a person your ex is. Do not compliment
them in front of your girl.”
— Joey, 20

9. That I think her best friend’s totally fuckable.
“My girlfriend’s best friend has incredible tits and she knows how to
show those things off. Obviously I like it when she’s around. But I
keep that shit to myself. I’ll even agree with my girlfriend if she
says her friend dresses too slutty or whatever.”
— Geoff, 28

10. That I’m not all that respectful when I talk about women with
my male friends.
“When guys hang out, we like to talk about girls—how and why we
want to Bleep them, you know. And we’re definitely not using the
most politically correct language. Every woman’s better off never
overhearing what her man wishes he could do to his favorite slutty
barista.”
— Josh, 32

11. That I know exactly when she’s about to get her period based
on the way she acts.
“The thing about a lady’s cycle is that it’s predictable, right?
Doesn’t matter. You can track the emotional swings all you want
for your own sake but if you ever mention that a woman might be
taking something a little too personally because it’s her time of
month—god bless you, man.
— Marc, 29

12. That she spends way too much time getting ready.
“My girl primps for two hours minimum before a night out. I know
she’s doing all sorts of stuff with her hair and face and she always
ends up looking good, but the end result doesn’t justify the energy
that goes into it in my opinion. You’d think it’s a compliment to
tell someone they shouldn’t waste their time on makeup or
whatever, but no. I almost got dumped for that one.”
— Erik, 33

13. That we don’t really need more alone time as a couple.
“After a certain point in any long-term relationship I’ve been in, the
girl I’m seeing starts saying ‘we need to spend more time together,”
or whatever. I don’t know if it’s because they’re feeling restless or
agitated or needy or what. But I do know that the way to respond
isn’t to say that you’re totally cool with the amount of time you’re
spending alone already. Always pretend you’re up for more.
Always.”
— Larry, 31

14. That I’m all over her because someone else turned me on.
“Sometimes, a guy comes home Hot because he saw someone hot
on the street, or he was flirting with his coworker earlier in the day
and things got a little heated. Perfectly natural to get turned on by
someone other than your girlfriend and then go home to Bleep her;
not always necessary to explain why you’re jumping her bones the
minute you walk through the door.
— Alex, 24

15. That I can tell she’s put on a few pounds.
“It doesn’t bug me when my girl gains a few pounds. I kind of like
it, actually. She always looks good naked. But I’m not dumb
enough to believe a man can say something like ‘love it that you’re
a little softer on the sides’ without getting smacked in the face.”
— Derek, 25

16. That I’d much rather stay home and smoke weed than do date
night.
“Date night is basically dinner out with a different name. Truthfully,
I’d always rather stay home, smoke weed, and order food—it’s
cheaper, and definitely more fun. My girlfriend definitely doesn’t
need to know that.”
— Rick, 37 TC mark

i see some guys acting what they are not here

Why you should give a Mama's boy a
chance.
Max Green, 32, who moved back home
from the West Coast, told the New York
Post, "I moved back in with my parents in
August. I was dissatisfied with my job, was
thinking of going back to school, and
wanted to be close to my family."
This comes on the heels of a Census Bureau
study that reveals nearly one in five men in
their late 20s and early 30s are living at
home with their parents. And "in just the
past six years, the number of men living
with their parents has risen from 14 to 19
percent," while only half as many women
in the same age range are living at home,
rising slightly from 8 to 10 percent since
2005.
Despite the stigma attached to men living
with their parents—Mama's boy,
codependent, immature, broke—we think
these men could still be worth dating. So if
you happen to meet a guy in this situation,
here are four reasons not to immediately
write him off.
1. Different men live at home for different
reasons. Maybe he's helping out his
parents, saving money (student loans
anyone?) or was just fired and needs time
to get back on his feet. Maybe his stay is
temporary, and he's actually in the very
process of moving out. You don't know the
exact circumstances, and you should take
the time to learn more about them before
deeming him undateable.
2. The lack of privacy forces you to be
spontaneous. Sure, you guys can't get too
crazy (or have to be really, really quiet)
when his mom and dad are right up/
downstairs, but why limit yourselves to the
basement or bedroom anyway? Now you
have the perfect excuse to get it on in
crazier locales, such as the park or a mall
dressing room. It definitely makes for some
stories!
3. It'll help you get in good with his
parents. What's better for the longevity of
your relationship than a great relationship
with his parents? By spending more time in
their house, you get a better feel for who
they are as a family. Imagine all of the gift
ideas you'll come up with for special
occasions and holidays.
Have you ever dated a guy who still lives
at home? culled from kinwap

wat body of report is this

keep digging for gold

wat do u expect before.....meanwhile buhari loses at jonathan pulling unit

Are you looking for nigerian universities,polytechnics, college of
educations that have the hottest,cuttest,finest,most beautiful ladies?
Well. when it comes to beautiful girls. well
Nigerian universities definitely don't lack.
well here I present to you all the top 10
Nigerian universities with the hottest babes.
1. University of Lagos ( no doubt about
that)
2. University of Benin
3. University of Calabar ( lot of calabar and
aka ibom chicks)
4. University of Nigeria Nsukka
5. University of Port Harcourt
6. Obafemi Awolowo University
7. Yaba college of technology (forgive me
its not a uni but I must mention)
8. University of Ibadan
9. University of Ilorin
10. Funaab

feel free to add yours.culled from kinwap

e don happen

Dashing out cash when last years corpers have not been paid

OK

missdebs:
chinco is chinco, weda xaome, lenovo, all na chinco

wat is this one saying

but it aint showing on channel 197 &198