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CultureRe: Igbo Marriage And Bride Price: Put The Records Straight (Represent Your Culture) by motherfucker(op): 4:02pm On Sep 14, 2024
BORNTOSUCKPUSSY:
Useless afonjas na by force marry igbo.....the funny thing be say no igbo boy dey complain na always afonjas dey complain about our culture everyday....broke ass mofos...well i no blame them when their own girls are cheap ...ugly with smelling pussy...you Bleep 1 and the parents give you 2 for free
I just had to come comment because you didn't know your education is a waste...

The OP that created this thread is an Igbo person but took a neutral persona to drive home his aim without making it known he is Igbo. He took a rather ignorant, helpless but interested personality so that the thread can generate educative engagement and he achieved that.

Your brain is not developed enough on how meticulously deploy reverse psychology to achieve anything... Sorry.
CultureRe: The Misconception About Igbo Bride Prices by motherfucker: 2:02pm On Dec 09, 2020
thatigboman:
I want to create this post in order to disabuse the minds of nairalanders on the misconceptions about much-talked about igbo bride prices.
Contrary to the belief that igbo bride prices run into millions, the bride prices are usually a token. In my hometown in Arondizuogu, Imo State, it is about N200.

The misconception arises from the list given to family of the intending groom. That list is far different from the bride price.
Different people in igboland give different lists in igboland for the different groups in the village they come to marry - the daughters of the family (my 2 year old children get their shares in my place), the women, the youths and the elders. And there are options. You either bring the items or bring the money. Example, u can go to a community and they ask you to bring 10 big yams, another can ask for 20 kegs of palm wine, others can ask for coconut. And youths in my place must ask for a roll of cigarettes, benson or rothmas. And the groom has an option, either to buy them and bring according to specifications or just drop money.

Buying the items usually bring problem. U can buy 10 big yams, and they tell u that it is only 2 that are big, you have to pay for the other 8 'small ones'. U can buy Life and Hero drinks, and they say no, one must be Star, so some people will prefer to pay cash and will be taxed heavily.
All in all, all the issues will be settled, so no worries.

let other igbos and other nairalanders contribute.
God bless you...

I did a thread on this 4 years ago...

here: https://www.nairaland.com/3275184/igbo-marriage-bride-price-put
CrimeRe: Fathers Raped Their Daughters More In Anambra During Lockdown by motherfucker: 9:46am On Jun 09, 2020
Shegs12345:
Abeg which kind lie b dis
There is an element of true.
PoliticsRe: The Niger Delta Dream (case closed) by motherfucker: 7:21am On Jun 09, 2020
9jaunite:
Just like your moniker.. You are a big one
Shut Olodo... Anambra, Imo, Abia are part of Niger Delta, even Ondo is part of Niger delta, so what are you idiots talking about here? undecided
RomanceRe: Lady Rolls On The Floor After Her Boyfriend Proposed To Her by motherfucker: 9:30pm On Jun 08, 2020
SirMichael1:
She's was vying for the position of a baby mama, but the young handsome and successful gentleman raised her position to a house wife. Congrats to her.
It is not easy for them oooo. I swear. E no easy...That excitement you see them displaying is not ordinary...
PoliticsRe: The Niger Delta Dream (case closed) by motherfucker: 8:32pm On Jun 08, 2020
9jaunite:
. You guys has become something else

Yes there is igbo here

There will have only two options
Join us or get evicted
Get evicted? Like you are so important or what? undecided

My friend get the fork out of here...
PoliticsRe: The Niger Delta Dream (case closed) by motherfucker:
9jaunite:
Trash

How come you just conclude we are not united

The better biafra start seeing us as another territory the better for them
there are igbos in Niger delta. So what are u talking about?
PoliticsRe: The Niger Delta Dream (case closed) by motherfucker: 4:27pm On Jun 08, 2020
Tripoli:
Educate the motherfucker
educate me? undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Bournemouth Vs Arsenal FA Cup (1 - 2) On 27th January 2020 by motherfucker: 6:32am On Jan 30, 2020
Vickmanny22:
LOL, u re funny. I laugh in motherfucker
sad
TV/MoviesRe: Guess The Names Of These Movies. by motherfucker: 5:26pm On Jan 29, 2020
Nickshrapnel:
English Motherfucker! Do you speak it!?

Y’all ought to know this one grin
undecided
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Hits 200 Million Followers On Instagram by motherfucker: 2:01pm On Jan 29, 2020
donstan18:
I wanted to say that instagram followers isn't an achievement, not until I saw this and remembered it's Ronaldo we are talking about.
Lasisi Elenu and co charges about 500k naira per ads.

If they get just 2 per month, that is 1M per month.

Bros, if you get talent, a crazy one, Instagram. Can make I boat load of cash.
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Hits 200 Million Followers On Instagram by motherfucker: 1:58pm On Jan 29, 2020
Imagine having the population of a country like Nigeria. Omo, see money
PoliticsRe: Outrage As RMAFC Says Politicians’ Pay May Go Up by motherfucker: 8:13am On Jan 28, 2020
okeyumez:
Even if they increase it by 200% Nigerians can only grumble and will never do anything. Nigerians are too docile
Nigeria is a center of global "iberiberism"
On national issues, yes, but on ethnic issue they are not.

What does that tell u?
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu To Support Amotekun With 1 Million IPOB Men by motherfucker: 6:16pm On Jan 16, 2020
itu404:
Anything that will divide, bring chaos and confusion is welcome by Kanu. His hand and interest in this ' state police' only buttress the fear of some nationalist that it is not as good as it is divisive and separatist in nature.
mumu... Igbos will generally stand for anything that will exclude the North. Get that drilled into your numb skull
FamilyRe: If You Were To Marry Again, Would You Marry Your Current Spouse? by motherfucker: 6:09pm On Jan 16, 2020
Vyolet:
Counter what I wrote, don't resort to being petty smiley, you should know I probably rated you judging by your submission , reason I gave you a response.
I was only interpreting o. U said u don't understand the man and I tried to help out.

Please don't kill me before I meet my future wife. Na epp I epp, I nor kee person o.

Na una marry, me haf nor marry... embarassed
FamilyRe: If You Were To Marry Again, Would You Marry Your Current Spouse? by motherfucker: 3:27pm On Jan 16, 2020
Vyolet:
No one has a manual for an ideal marriage for what works for A might just work against B.

You have no right to tell me my reasons are superficial, you or anyone else is not a standard.

Therefore, those things are not superficial, asides inner beauty and good characters, I have ways desired a fine sexy man with beautiful eyes and I was lucky to get one.

Y'all sound like there is no handsome, sexy, ready to give, tall, respectful and loving man who can remain married for even ten days.

Y'all sound like good men don't exist, like it is a strange thing to have such qualities in this world again.

Guys on this thread need to let this rest, men have been describing their wives as good and no one has called them names but it's different because a woman says it as it is.

This is a faceless forum, we are so used to reading sad tales that we find good tales strange.
why are you angry? lipsrsealed
FamilyRe: If You Were To Marry Again, Would You Marry Your Current Spouse? by motherfucker: 2:58pm On Jan 16, 2020
HazzanTazzan:
I don't think theres any better woman out there for me.

If you see me with any other one, its just for the sex and exploring.
Change circle... Change how you pick a woman.

If we are to analyse your mode of approach, there is every chance there will too many loop holes.

Relationship is beyond sex and I do not even bond with any woman, no matter how pretty, via sex.
FamilyRe: If You Were To Marry Again, Would You Marry Your Current Spouse? by motherfucker: 2:55pm On Jan 16, 2020
igben:
Never will I remarry a lady from Imo state again, never... Prostitute pipo
that is harsh and wrong of you to stereotype a whole race.

Where is your education? �
FamilyRe: If You Were To Marry Again, Would You Marry Your Current Spouse? by motherfucker: 2:49pm On Jan 16, 2020
Vyolet:
Your post is contradictory, I wish I know what side of the fence you belong. huh
he meant you are too superficial and your ideology about the right man are superficial and material for an ideal healthy marriage...

Which gives credentials of someone that may not last if things in the marriage nosedive.

Apparently, your marriage, if it actually exist, is till young.
FamilyRe: If You Were To Marry Again, Would You Marry Your Current Spouse? by motherfucker: 2:41pm On Jan 16, 2020
YorubaLord:
@Bolded. Those guys ONLY exist in Jupiter. grin
grin grin bursted... Wisdom will never depart from you boss.
FamilyRe: If You Were To Marry Again, Would You Marry Your Current Spouse? by motherfucker: 2:40pm On Jan 16, 2020
YorubaLord:
You're very right. Most people (especially from this part of the world) don't really fall in love with each other. They fall in love with what they can get out of one another. undecided
hmmmm... I am definitely gonna be like you sir when I marry.
PropertiesRe: Nigerian House Plan: Construction Of An 8-units 2-bedroom Blocks of Flat by motherfucker: 1:19am On Nov 30, 2019
Nigsrdumb:
Thanks a lot, is it advisable to buy a land in ibeju lekki ?
You can buy but once your hear or see "Excision in process", japa
PoliticsRe: Why Aso Villa Cabal Wants Osinbajo’s Aides Out – The Guardian by motherfucker: 9:24pm On Nov 10, 2019
orion7:
if Buhari mistake die eh, wati Osinbajo go do this kyari eh, gej vs ibori go be like joke
People don't know that man has guts. They way he handled the sack of the DSS boss was all I needed to know.

All I want in 2023 is for APC and PDP to present a good candidate that will repair all damages done by APC since 2023. Otherwise, if Nigeria miss it again 2023, man, just forget the country completely.

Either Osibanjo or Obi should be presented.

I have faith in Osibanjo and Obi.
PoliticsRe: Even If Both PDP And APC Present An Ibo Candidate by motherfucker: 9:07pm On Nov 10, 2019
MetaPhysical:
This is a certainty! Ibo rulership...or even closeness to power brings ruin. We want development, tired of ruins.
since Igbo has never ruled, what is the state of Nigeria at the moment.

It is on record that an Igbo man and woman controlled the economy of Nigeria during OBJ regime when the world experienced global recession.

Greece was badly hit but Nigeria survived and her model was copied by other countries at that time.

IGBO woman was heading the finance ministry when we were pardoned for our debt.


May God forgive you people... At a time when you should be ashamed for bringing in a man caused so much economic bleeding, you are still talking.

Mamman Daura, a man that is not elected is in London with Buhari celebrating his birthday on tax payers money but you all see nothing wrong in your folly.
PoliticsRe: 2023 Presidency: Igbo Plot Alliances With West & North by motherfucker: 8:45pm On Nov 10, 2019
Kapilta:
but if it's vangaurd or sun that report 'Osinbajo has been fired by cabal' now, it wouldn't be aba-benin expressway propaganda?

You people will live in wilderness for long sha.

And that you even have to quote everything self confirmed the rumour that you are just a barrow pusher in upper iweka.
Get a job now that you are still young.


Buhari is celebrating Mamman Dauras birthday in London with tax payers money but you are here fighting when you don't even have money to visit South Africa, let alone London.
RomanceRe: A Beautiful Sex Worker Highlights Her Achievements At 22 (Photos) by motherfucker: 7:15pm On Nov 10, 2019
J111333:
Eziokwu. undecided


Ehmmm, I don't think FBI offers job positions just like that. One has to go through their rigorous recruitment process which involves written exam, meet and greet interview, second written exam, physical ability exam, medical, background, drug tests and finally, their academy in Quantico. So haunty maybe na Federal Bureau of Fvckery offered you the sex position. undecided
You can see she is quite learned. In the US, standards are different.
CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji: I Am The Most Searched Female Personality In Nigeria by motherfucker: 5:44pm On Nov 10, 2019
hisexcellency34:
Swallow your pride and go and beg that little boy's father. No respect for a woman without husband in this part of the world
Says who?

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