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Marshalcarter I no sure sey d guy go church ooo! Na kiss I'm dey find, when I'm no be kiss Daniel.

SMH

Guys and gals, dad and mum, bachelors and spinsters.................... let's not be carried away by the so called documentary which the PDP sponsored television station keeps playing on air for us to watch, they can't play the last minute trick on us and think it will work because we are all armed with our PVC's to fight against the govt of cluelessness, unemployment, insecurity, fake programs i.e. SURE-P, stealing is not corruption, deception, e.t.c

Noted " i don't handle stolen money ".



This is an example of a good Nigerian who fights for what is good and best for everybody including those against his ideas or the positivity which he believes in!.
" give me 65 million honest voters with PVC and i will change Nigeria for Better by God's grace, insha Allah! "

Glory be to God!

This post is a fake one, post title reads Buhari in BBC HAUSA while link says http://eagleyereportconnect..de/2015/01/igbos-hate-me-because-of-biafra-war.html?m=1
my fellow nairaland members don't forget that bloggers can do everything in their capability to seek attention, make money, gain traffic, also spread fake news.

Rubbish, why did you not state a better reason as to why GEJ boycotted the last presidential debate?.

Asari dokubo is virtually one of many whom the gatekeeper of Hello should open the gates for without knocking! Im be VIP!

If so, Glory be to God!

shoki ko, it should have been gov fashola fights like jackie chan " snake in the evil shadow ".

to Allah be the glory, to God be the glory.

" woe unto him that delivers when not sent and also woe unto him that is sent but doesn't deliver ".

try to read pastor suleiman prophecy on Nairaland it isn't fake cuz most are coming and have come to pass!

jasperdgenius:
laf wan kill me die.

laughter is a medicine but don't take overdose!

berem:
The debate should be anchored by a reputable and non-affiliated organization. We don't want who will give Jonadumb Jonathan expo and dumbo Sambo .

As obiagelli said, channels should anchor the debate.

GBAM!
Being optimistic is when you are in front of the red sea and also the Egyptians at your back and you say ALL IS WELL! #SaiBuhari

Okay,
irrespective of who wins the debate #SaiBuhari

Why was he named SMART @first when a smart person does things the right way it should be done. Why on earth should you turn a wedding into a political gathering or an avenue for political reasoning!

peteruuu:
Lol thanks...I really appreciate!



Meanwhile,GEJ till BUHARI goes back to kindergarten class

as your name implies, you can't stop cracking jokes

seeprob:
....oh lord deliver him from self service.....

*screams in the language of the spirits* as it is done during deliverance!





Catholic prayer sharp sharp.

EUROBOMBER:
God bless Adegboye's son.

Front page oooooooo.

Some people will need some oxygen to sleep this night.

See the maths, GEJ will win in the SE/SS/MB. Buhari will win heavily in the northwest as usual but GEJ will get up to 50% votes in Kaduna which is divided 50-50 and having a sitting PDP Governor. Turn out in the NE will not be impressive because of the ravaging advancing boko haram army. Votes from the SW will be split and shared and GEJ will get a reasonable chunk. In the event, GEJ wins.

While Jonathan will be taking the oath of office come May 29th at Aso Rock, buhari will be doing same in sambisa as president and commander of arewastan.

All hail buhari

while you will need NITROGEN to laugh abi, you better don't kill yourself!

The giant of Africa is being mentioned all for the sake of having a clueless president in GEJ. Chai!

shey no be the perfume cluelessness cuz dis one sha!

True daughter of a true General!





Oh lord please erase this pix from my memory so that i won't lust after her. Amen!

MuguliciousMUGU:
wetin happen?
Are you in your period?

your name says it all!

Joooohhhhnnnn, come and teach dis man how to dance so he won't look like a slowpoke when dancing shoki!

guys dey go!

MuguliciousMUGU:
Look at how he looks like an imbe, all this bee bee bee people (Chronic stammerers and cripple people), and his fat stomach filled with too much of beer (Ranging from palm wine to gulder)

mtcheeew!

Rests cheek on my palm with ears and eyes at alert!

Yes, if the right leader with the better motive towards fighting corruption in the country is being appointed and also if the anti-corruption agencies are being allowed to carry out their duties without interference.
In summary i.e. If the right leader is appointed and the right things are put in place.

E dey pain dem! Can't you see their slogan PDP- POWER, they want power by all means but still we will reject their selfish advances lest they come up with selfless ones(i mean Govt for all)

peteruuu:
*modified*

Hello my fellow nairalanders,please help me win!My brother n I made a bet just now.He said if i can meet up with him on the number of LIKES he's having on this forum,he would dash me his BB Z10 phone!!! Lol..as i no wan miss it..he's giving me a maximum of just a month!!! HE'S HAVING ABOUT 832 total likes,while i'm just having about 85 total likes. Please help me LIKE this comment.Thanks

i contributed my quota just as GMB will contribute his to GEJ's post-election job and also A+ to JAYKAY pharmacy.
Shikena

Make i join laugh my enemies to scorn!

if e pain you, go hug transformer, make sure there is light ooo!