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The earth only existed for 6000 years.
Scientists stop deceiving us

Very Good.
Gone are the days you expect your staffs to give their 100% for shitty salary.

Thats how we threat my former boss fuckup despite raking in crazy profit he pays us peanuts. Naso one faithful month over 90% of his staff japa the guy was so confused.

ProGSM:
HI,

I just want to ask, what and what can I do with Azure?

Kindly share your project on azure.

Thank you!

lots of things.
Its a cloud based computing platform.
You can build n deploy virtual machines

Naaaa
Am above this now.

Its most popular to broke niggas

Oya.
Its time for comedy

Go get a life kid

All I see are bunch of oloshos even d hair vendor

stabilizer:
My father predicted it last week

Your Dad is a SIMP for watching BBN

Chelsea have made a shock enquiry about Harry Maguire’s availability amid growing doubt over the central defender’s future at Manchester United.


The England international - who is sweating on his place in United’s team for Monday’s crunch clash against Liverpool - is of interest to the Stamford Bridge club as they toil to complete a deal for Leicester’s Wesley Fofana.

And Sportsmail has learned that Chelsea have raised the possibility of taking Maguire to west London as part of United’s attempts to sign Chelsea attacker Christian Pulisic.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-11128527/Chelsea-eye-SHOCK-swoop-struggling-Manchester-United-England-defender-Harry-Maguire.html

Sonofgoodness:
My girlfriend and I have been dating for a few weeks now. Her ex has been begging and sometimes forcing her to come back but she refused. She fears the guy because he is an angry and sometimes do beat her while they were dating. Her ex has called severally in my presence and he usually shout and sound rude when trying to tell her to come back. My girlfriend is a girl that is easily afraid. Since we started dating,he has been luring to come. At first,he said the girl should come and collect her sim card, another time shoes and now clothes. She wants to go and collect those things but she ask for my permission to go and take her things. I gave her three conditions Which is 1. She must record all their conversation when she gets there 2. She must collect all her things that very day because I will never allow her go there again 3. She must go with someone. But you know these can't work. What should I do?
No insult ...

Its fine if she does.

Only shw will.only collect 1 last round

V

Enitanmii:
After two years as a guest I finally decide to join nairaland as a member. I choose to register late at night so the so called redpillers won't spam me with mails cos I know I'm cute.

fake account

Cholls:
My sister if incase you need haiya killer let me know

U think this is funny

how em thing go stand for this kind wife.
She no even arrange herself

damiloladuke:
A proven scammer? A random bastard posted false allegation against me you're saying a proven scammer. That's if you're not same peeosn.

If you are, I'll find out. Trust me.. Keep selling yourself out gradually

I know d guy is a scam.
But the business you are promoting yourself is being reported as scam too by google.

You guys deserve each other.

damiloladuke:
No good thing happens to scammers! You know I told you. From the moment it was confirmed you scammed me, everything around you will start destroying. This is just a start, trust me. The next thing would be your home and your certificates going up in flames

From this moment, death is upon you and whatever you lay your hands upon shall turn to dust.

Until you refund me my N70,000 .

Guys beware of this bank details below and phone number
Enaohwo Efeoghene
United bank of Africa (UBA)
2089593655

Phone number: 07031068853

this is your bank details that i paid money to the tune of N70,000 into. From this moment the only alerts you will continue to receive will be bank charges. You shall never be favored and every curse that people you have scammed have laid on you shall begin to manifest.

From record, this could be your 10th nairaland account. Just as you have been deactivating others and we are saving the screenshots, if you like deactivate this one also we will always find you.

I have details of few people you scammed with your old accounts, I will begin to tag them to this new account from tomorrow. i will deal with you.

Why calling someone a scam when you are a proven scammer.

Scamfinders:
hahaha I nor even read d red marked typed... Cos I know say na depression dey do u, I hate negative energy in my life. I don't even know this fool.

I have three computers and I have downloaded the wifi thingy that was affecting this particular one.

I don't av problem in my life, I live a very decent and profitable life with enough to last me for decades.

You have nothing apart from the small scam you run on Kwitoc.com Mr Ogunbiade Olusanya Damilola THE CRYPTO SCAMMER AND THIEF (GOOGLE Ogunbiade Olusanya Damilola) + thief

And if you must know, I can dash u one computer cos am expecting one from Jumia next week... Maybe it will lessen your depression.

Google go be ur friend in d future... Until u return my money, ur name must be permanent on gooogle

Hmmm tale of 2 scammers

Maxymilliano:
I think he is actually an armed robber who tried to cover up with prank. Let the law take it course so that other that normally do stupid pranks would take correction.

Same with a comedian called Iamtrinityguy that is notorious for expensive pranks

Iamtrinityguy is kind of fun though

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Ronaldo deserves appreciation in yesterday's game because, no phone was reported broken though the defeat was heavy

Goal

One of my clients paid me to build a video sharing website please critize it and tell me how it is http://abenayo.com.ng

Let us know when it is completed.
U have basically done nothing

These ones still dey fight?

I remember when this war was hot topic, now seems d rest of d world is bored

PUTIN Abeg make una try settle

Savageman:
Hi everyone, after wasting 5 years of my life in benin doing Yahoo yahoo, gambling and wasting all the money i made on clubing, women, drugs and police case.. I came back to my parents house in Abuja to start a new legit life.

I'm 24 years old, a phone technician. When i came back to my parents house, i use the little money with me to open a phone repair shop in my area and some making little money. After couple of months working i meet this beautiful girl, who came to my shop to repair her phone. We got talking, exchange movies and contact and we became very close. She always come to my shop almost everyday and anytime she comes she will ask me of money (sometimes 1k or 2k) for something.. We would talk and watch movies together(she loves movies)..

Story short after about a month, i invited over to my house(parents house, but my room is not joined with the house) we were together and watching movies, well we had s*x. That's how it started.

Well the thing is she always bill me 2k, 1k, 5k. And am trying to arrange my life with the little money I'm making from my phone repair business. I'm saving up to buy a laptop to learn programming. and this girl always bill me anytime she comes to my shop. and anytime she come over to my place we always have s*x.. I want to stop all this, we are not in any relationship, she told me she doesn't have a boyfriend. I'm tired and i want to save up for my future. Im just confuse, How can i tell this girl i don't want this kinda friendship/relationship?

Please help me move to fp

No worry when you give am belle u go pay all the bills x10 by force

Naija youths.
Behold your futher leaders of tomorrow

Nice one team Nigeria
Na otu countries full this commonwealth games sha

Pastor speaking the truth but unfortunately the Olosho is already gone.

Its too late

SparkleSix:
I don't understand why the programming section is badly moderated.
Just look at this level of spamming??

Is there any working mod here?

Seun et lalasticlala

The mods will not see this one.
The guy has been spamming freely since.

Me that created a thread to sell a router in d phone section and am still serving a ban

Mattwillz:
bro am a manu fan and i assure you that we will win but pls just show me small love after the match..

Please man utd need a win from u guys to cash out 1.2m

Abeg