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Snotat:
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A fullstack app, frontend on Netlify, backend on heroku.

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Judge my new portfolio design, tell me it's lapses from your point of view.
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Like the way you where able to make use of effects to make ur portfolio site interactive.

You need to work on your use of colors and images to make d site mor professional.
Good work!

Whats going on here

Chai
Ticket don cast

nikky5:
I have been wondering how Nigerian programmers are fairing in this economy.

In 2010 and 2013, I used to get lots of website jobs. I even became a property owner with one of the projects here in Lagos. God be glorified.

Today, the story has changed. I am glad that I have other means of income.

So, for the full time programmer, how are you coping under this economic situation in Nigeria.

Because you are a quack who only knows Wordpress.
Please do kot refer to yourself as a programmer.

A programmer who knows what he is doing can neva go hungry no matter the economic crisis

Just upgrade to windows 10 or 11

This girl is senseless does she know how much these ikeja phone technicians make

femi4:
So if I start as a cleaner and now the head of Admin after 10yrs, does that means I m not growing?

The ultimate factor is job security. I would rather continue to earn 100k yearly than go elsewhere and earn 1M in a year and get sacked

u wise so

EhisChelsea1:
That is same as 1.07odds in betting. Trust me, even a novice playing this daily will NOT loss a single bet in 6months.

But they won’t, then go say e too small

no talk am ooo 1.07 fit mess u up surely one day

holubee21:
But no loan app would give out such amount.. Even he wants to bet he could have just be patient till season start this weekend.

he is senseless weekend betting is d beat especially beginning of season.

Me am getting

Stanweezy:
This is somebody I chatted up today, although from our previous chat earlier today I observed this rude trait but I overlooked it to be first time chatting.

At a point she responded well by telling me where she was and all that.

Can u imaging I sent her message with "babe" her reply shocked me, I have to block her ass off my messenger.

Tomorrow they go say husband or helper no dey where as they are rude in the way they respond to ppl.

Modified

For those saying why should I address a lady or total stranger as "babe" you guys must be kidding me or better still just want to type.

As long as I can remember, I address ladies as "babe" and my gender as "guy" even ladies address themselves as babe so why the fuss on why should I address her as "babe"

I can only address a lady as "baby" if I have something romantically to do with the person, aside that na babe I go call you.

Without wasting my time I blocked her because she lack manners.

U are dunce.
The girl put u in ur place.

You just dey chat girl up and u hope to meet her one day.

For 4uck abi

nijaomegacode:
Then you have low standard.

your babe wey resemble skinned monkey.

You no fit reach d girl standard for your lifetime.

bcomputer101:
Turn you on?
Oh I see......
Your head is not correct

Show us ur babe make we see.
You can neva have a babe like that in ur life.

Blessing do Lipo na

Do they do nose surgery in Naija too I noticed one of my female friend looks different as her nose looks smaller than b4.

Kelvinblaize:
I don't know if this is the right section to post this. My life has been a complete mess. I never knew life would turn out this way for me. I had a good start but life turned out differently for me after graduating in 2014.. I felt I would be lucky enough to secure a job as a fresh graduate with no skills but No!!..life doesn't want such for me. I've had to survive through menial jobs upon menial jobs.. At a point in time, i had to venture into football betting with hopes that smtn would come out of it but No!!.. Instead I lost lil money which I don't even have which lead to me putting a stop. At a point in time, I even had to work for sm1 for a meagre salary of 10k yet job didn't stay or last. As the first son of the family, each time I remember that I can't contribute anything to my family or siblings, it truly breaks my heart. TBH I now see myself as a failure. I'm beginning to feel like I was destined to be this way. Imagine a full grown man can't even feed himself. A full grown man above 30 can't take care of himself. A full grown can't boast of 2k. This isn't life. I've had to fight depression for years but right now I think I'm loosing this fight. Everything in me is already failing me even my thoughts as well. Dear Nairalanders, I really need help securing a job. I'm tired of been broke, I'm tired of living a life of stagnation and starvation. Please I really need this help coz I'm already loosing it.. Thanks and God bless Y'all.

So how can we help you now.
Whats your location?
What did u study?
What are u good at?

AzizG550:
Please you guys should not start this BBN stories now, make we secure our future first with Obi.

Thunder fire u and Obi �

I was always thrilled with the idea of being visual artist, I really had a passion for it.

So I started learning Adobe after effects I bought an online course worth 20k. The initial stages of learning was fun I did small projects for friends that fetched me little funds (made me proud).My aim to become an expert and enroll in upworks, But as i got deeper it became more challenging mehn that program has a high learning curve to be an expert u need to learn intricate details.

So sometime last year I got a new job and slowly I began to push learning After Effects aside to focus on other things.
Its been a year since I have touched the application now.

I hope God gives me d strength to pick it up again as I really have a passion for

Zubby2005:
Hello nairalanders, I've been looking to join the tech sector and haven't been able to fully join due to bad laptop, I currently made my first 100k at 17yrs and purchased a MacBook air 2014 256ssd, 8gb Ram
Intel core i7.
I'm very happy, please any advice as a Mac user cause the OS is new and I'm not getting a hang of it despite using it for 2 days.
I also need recommendations for a field in tech because the web development field is a bit crowded, if anyone would like to teach and mentor me, please reach me on nzubechi2005@gmail.com or drop email let's learn together.

wow this specs just for 100k, its really cheap.

pansophist:
This is the sad consequence of not having basic combat trainings, or gyming and build huge body strength. How the white man could relax on his body like he was a horse, what has happened to his body strength to slam him off?

Modern life has vacuum the necessity to be combat savvy and ready for many folks. The deceased doesn't even look small, he is equally a big man and even older. Older to have dedicated a huge chunk of his life to be able to fight if necessary, especially in a white man's land.

I've been attacked by racist and the only time I ran away was when they where in groups or with weapon but if its just one dude, hmmm, I feel sorry for you. God knows you'll remember me for the rest of your life for what I'll do to you.

What happened to his teeth? How could he slam you down in the first place? I mean even if he would kill you, he should as a consequence, be incapacitated for life. Probably blind with his nose bitten off, and testicle ripped apart.

This is a warning to you all, make yourself so difficult to mess it, that's how you survive. The weaker you are, the more fight you'll get into, but the stronger you are, the less fight you'll get into.

Dey make mouth, try your best to avoid any violent confrontations.

yad2eidi:
The Italian guy is a professional wrestler and gripler . I must learn this gripling

People just insulting the Naija guy sayin he could not fight back clearly from the video you can see the Italian guy is fit maybe an athlete from the way he was able to move and evade the Naija guy attacks

Realtalk20:
Why couldn't he fight the man off? I mean he isn't a small man so why did he allow this man kill him?

Was he hoping for people to interfere?

Was he sick?

This video doesn't tell the whole story .

I have been attacked by racists in a foreign country before in a bar to be precise. Three drunk youths..

I broke ones nose the other too I held on by his collar and slammed his head hard into the table he lay limp at the back of my mind I wa spraying he wasn't dead then I facef the third one he was holding a knife .. being a naija guy wey grow in ojuelegba I just pretended to rush him and kicked his knees with every energy in my in my whole lower body.. the sound of the knee breaking. Was so disgusting , I matched his knee and it broke backwards

He dropped the knife and screaming and fainted ..

I just say down waiting for police to come being a black man I felt if I run they would turn the case ..

It was self defense sha but one stupid white officer said I could be charged with excessive use of force ...

Hmm

Mr John wick

Chai haaland miss open net

Davidtank:
Let me start:
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This is bad na.

mamagee3:
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why you come black abi SAPA don reach you for that side

They induced him with drugs

BeanmanX:
It is mumu poverty stricken negroes like u that dey deceive,,,,, gullible negro,,firstly ask what she's doing that she can afford such amount of money,,even Davido self that his father is a billionaire doesn't have a house of 3 billion in banana island not to talk of a failed and retired actress,, I swear u be big mumu

guy no talk that thing ooo.
Houses in Banana Island are sold in billions.

Even land start from 1bn n above

Richnero:
My 5 years old laptop is now back to life all thanks to you. I appreciate your help sir.

the computer most really be an old model

x

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram My KALA, my WEED and my new laptop, all of them de OBIdient!


OBIdient is the master KEY..


touch not my WEED and do my LITA no HARM..


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

broke nigga still playing ancient fifa

Women sha
Why women cannot live in peace among themselves.

You hardly see guys engaging in all these