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Wan nack underage

Useless nairaland guys as usual instead they should warn d op to stay away from the girl they are busy attacking the girl because she is not a virgin

If u really care 4 her leave her and go your way

You are a story teller

5m bounty to catch boko.

You no well

Surprisingly no one can detect this is another staged piss of shit

Abducted june, which means she was nacking b4 d abduction

FahBuLous:
I have been a member of nairaland since 2019 though I knew about the site years before I finally joined.

I love the tech session alot and it has driven me to love programming.

Since I don't have a laptop for it, I had to be using my phone to code for a while now, but there are some limitations to it.

So I am reaching out to nairalanders to assist me get a laptop for my programming lessons, I had to come here because people have been getting help here and I can be blessed too

How many years of coding experience do you have and are u a university graduate

Finnbaloroficia:
Last month my girlfriend came visiting. She stayed for 1week. During her stay I broke her virginity. We had a lot of sex. Note that I'm very good when it comes to pre-intimacy.

So after her stay, this week we chat I discovered that she didn't enjoy the sex. It was more of pain than pleasure. Please house I want t know if it's the normal thing, because I wasn't happy that she didn't enjoy it.

Was it the normal thing. Is she going to start enjoying it very soon. I'm afraid because I had that some girls do not like sex, they don't enjoy it.

Please experienced people some help me.

Your diick is too small to satisfy her.

Pass your GF to me she will be coming back for after I dickmatize her

Nice warm game b4 our first game at the world cup.

Up Eagles

Chai.

Chelsea has turned to packing d bus team under Potter

How we wan take know if this one na skit.

Nigerians do rubbish and call it content creation

GeneralPula:
Pah pah pah ( knackin).. 5mins
You licking her Puna.. 5mins
She sucking you.. 5mins
15mins of sexual romance is enough for a normal human..

Now this is how you go about it:

Start by kissing, then next let her suck you, then next you’ll lick her Puna, then next you’ll put in your Dick..

Before una go don, 30mins don reach. Both of una go taya self. That’s how to register yourself into a woman’s heart romantically.

Porn don finish your life

brain54:
Reminds me a girl I dated way back in Jos…


Those days I was a player with many girl friends. This particular girl I could never go beyond 3 thrusts before shooting the gun. No exaggeration o! More like 3 secs man.

I felt something was wrong with me cos never happened to me before. But Its quite weird I would meet one of my other girlfriends just to confirm if it was me. But I will perform excellently well and with flying colors.

Then invite her over and same thing happens all over again. All the times we had sex I don’t think we went past 15 thrusts…which of course was an improvement from 3 thrusts.

I don’t think it was excitement about her body though ‘cos at the time I had way finer, cuter and more sexy girls I was shagging and this wasn’t happening.

And I really loved her because she was my gist mate and confidant unlike most of the others at the time. But I really found the sex frustrating.

One of the reasons we finally ended the relationship.

I guess her punna was heaven

CSTRR:
Any woman that will allow a character like portable to spread her legs and pour his semen inside is not normal or wise.

dey there no go get money.
Even your GF go open 4 portable

hailome:
I knew that already kid. Did you see anything in my post like they nacked after the flooding?

My bad

hailome:
Men wouldn't stop nacking

Use your God given Number 6. They where pregnant b4 the flood happened

EMMANUELNATION:
I fear delta people ooo, dem still dey born in this calamity period, chaiii God is good ooo

Use your sense na.

They where pregnant b4 the flood disaster

Christiansimon:
hey Go Sleep,if U Don't Like It Why Are U Still Here viewing It, can't U Post The One That Is holy That People Will Talk About. Try They Drink Enough Water So U Can Mind Your business

I know compound foools like you will quote me.
The romance section was never meant to distribute porn links its even listed in their guidelines.

But sex starved morons will shut off thier brains once they see porn material.

Dear Mr Seun.
Please can't you control the large amount of Pornographic materials in your site.

Most of us come here to read funny romance stories and experiences but 90% of topics on the page is all porn. We know where to go if we want to watch porn.

Please seun put some order to this
Thanks

shigoawesu:
I'm intending to get a Car for Bolt and am scared with spending all the money on the Car
Please which Vehicle does your brother use

2005 Toyota Corolla

wonder233:
Stick with your 50k job. Bolt has no net gain. You will use anything you make to fix the car, you will even be borrowing regularly to fix your car. Overall, you will be poorer for it. I drove my car on bolt for 2years, sharp direct tokunbo Toyota, it was a waste of 2years, you just go about carrying people and feeling like you're doing something, but in actual fact, you're just going about in a cycle.
Most people are still taken in with the false stereotype that bolt driving is one goldmine, it is not.

Blame yourself for not inspecting ur car properly before purchase.

My brother is supporting his family with bolt business

kayyk:
Baba Abeg show me way

I can show you d way to be a big baller and spending cash on women.

Urheadmaster:
Aside from terrorism and banditry.

There is nothing more head slammers have to offer .

If dem catch you ehh

Noticed we do not have Gospel artist in Naija anymore.
Devil done win the battle for Naija Music Industry

Angelfrost:
I think we both know the answer to that question sir!

Not been chanced to watch much football recently but I believe chelsea is a superior team to dortmund

Angelfrost:
Dortmund should be investigated and the coach arrested if they lose that fixture!

Why say so is chelsea not a good team

Saw it coming.
The club was not moving forward

VictorUSA:
Yesterday I went for JAMB change of institution, while we were patiently waiting to be called up, we engaged in romantic conversation with a guy which drew attention to us. In the conversation I made a statment that implicated me. I said "love is a veil behind which women extort men" and the guy said I was wrong. "Women are meant to be used and be dumped in the trash can" I said. All the ladies there were angered and most of them lashed out at me but that pales in comparison to what happens on NL.


Fastforward to when I was done with my change, I saw a young girl and i liked her so i gave my number to her. I started toasting her then she started giggling hard. I was like, poor me, what's wrong? Just from the expressions on my face she asked: don't you think i'll be a fool taking you serious? with your mentality about women you'll use me and dump me. She whisked out my sight with the speed of light. I regret making that statement.

See this one wey never write JAMB is already preparing for his destruction

The match is sleep inducing

Madampauline:
Back in the days I dated a married man I was 19 he was 35 married with kids.

He had done a lot for me, thanks to him I am in Europe now he has done everything for me.

I broke his heart after moving in Europe in 2011, I blocked him and moved on with my life.

I am happily married since 2015 with 2 beautiful children.

I learned that he passed away this year march and his wife and five children have nowhere to stay.

She is actually staying in church with 2 children while the other 3 are with relatives.

I feel so sad and I want to help her with accommodation and will give her money for business, I want to do know anonymously because if she knows it is me who want to help her I don't think she will accept the money.

Should I do it anonymously or I should let her know I am the one who want to help her.

Advice me please

I blame d man for wasting his funds in sponsoring a cheap hooe like you

frozen70:
Is alright

Imagine, you traveled out send 15 million Dollars for building an estate, put it on rent and enjoy the inflow of money

Who go giv u 15m dollars

Nigerians don't even know how to create content