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TNORWAY:
What kind of phone do you use?

I am using Iphone 14 pro Max

Map1:
i never new she is pregnant because she seated at the back and i never noticed it until we get to the hotel and she never told me that she is pregnant but what matters to her is food.

You are a born lair.
Let me quote what you wrote again

"i pretend as if i don't know she is pregnant because she put on a kind of a gown some pregnant women used to wore, so as ww get to the hotel i ask her if i could book a room but she refused and we move to the bar i offer her malt and i ask for Goldberg,"

Meaning you knew she was pregnant b4 entering the hotel and you still wanted to book the room.

Even if u didn't know she was pregnant what kind of human being would what to logde and sleep with a woman he just meet.

You are really sick
SHM pervert

Map1:
I am a tricycle operator, working in ibadan operating along Alakia to iyana church,i picked this pregnant girl from alakia going to ile pupa,i told her that her fare is 80naira but she said she will pay 50naira,as we are moving we started argument about the price and she told me that she doesn't have money even she is hungry,i asked her if i could offer her a lunch and she agreed, so we continue our journey but instead of going to canteen i drive direct to a nearby hotel although i pretend as if i don't know she is pregnant because she put on a kind of a gown some pregnant women used to wore, so as ww get to the hotel i ask her if i could book a room but she refused and we move to the bar i offer her malt and i ask for Goldberg, so we have some discussion and i took her number after that i drive her to where she is going initially,she started calling me at night that she's hungry that i should send her money but i told her i cant send it now because i leave at New site, the following day she keep calling about how hungry she is and i told her that i will call her back and within some minutes later i had a flat battery, when my phone is fully charged and i switch on my phone she has blocked me.

Just Imagine this sick fellow.

Later you go open thread say women are hoes and golddigger and u are here trying to sleep with a pregnant woman because she requested for little financial help

StrongAlphMale:
Dear women,

Dating is not employment. You should not be maintained by the guy you are dating. If you're broke, get a job, not a boyfriend. If you say "love is caring", why must it be your boyfriend that must care financially for you? If you really believe that, why can't you financially care for him too? Do you hate him? Stop this Jezebelic manipulations. It is called entitlement mentality!

Why u telling us

Mumu Op

Wan nack underage

Useless nairaland guys as usual instead they should warn d op to stay away from the girl they are busy attacking the girl because she is not a virgin

If u really care 4 her leave her and go your way

You are a story teller

5m bounty to catch boko.

You no well

Surprisingly no one can detect this is another staged piss of shit

Abducted june, which means she was nacking b4 d abduction

FahBuLous:
I have been a member of nairaland since 2019 though I knew about the site years before I finally joined.

I love the tech session alot and it has driven me to love programming.

Since I don't have a laptop for it, I had to be using my phone to code for a while now, but there are some limitations to it.

So I am reaching out to nairalanders to assist me get a laptop for my programming lessons, I had to come here because people have been getting help here and I can be blessed too

How many years of coding experience do you have and are u a university graduate

Finnbaloroficia:
Last month my girlfriend came visiting. She stayed for 1week. During her stay I broke her virginity. We had a lot of sex. Note that I'm very good when it comes to pre-intimacy.

So after her stay, this week we chat I discovered that she didn't enjoy the sex. It was more of pain than pleasure. Please house I want t know if it's the normal thing, because I wasn't happy that she didn't enjoy it.

Was it the normal thing. Is she going to start enjoying it very soon. I'm afraid because I had that some girls do not like sex, they don't enjoy it.

Please experienced people some help me.

Your diick is too small to satisfy her.

Pass your GF to me she will be coming back for after I dickmatize her

Nice warm game b4 our first game at the world cup.

Up Eagles

Chai.

Chelsea has turned to packing d bus team under Potter

How we wan take know if this one na skit.

Nigerians do rubbish and call it content creation

GeneralPula:
Pah pah pah ( knackin).. 5mins
You licking her Puna.. 5mins
She sucking you.. 5mins
15mins of sexual romance is enough for a normal human..

Now this is how you go about it:

Start by kissing, then next let her suck you, then next you’ll lick her Puna, then next you’ll put in your Dick..

Before una go don, 30mins don reach. Both of una go taya self. That’s how to register yourself into a woman’s heart romantically.

Porn don finish your life

brain54:
Reminds me a girl I dated way back in Jos…


Those days I was a player with many girl friends. This particular girl I could never go beyond 3 thrusts before shooting the gun. No exaggeration o! More like 3 secs man.

I felt something was wrong with me cos never happened to me before. But Its quite weird I would meet one of my other girlfriends just to confirm if it was me. But I will perform excellently well and with flying colors.

Then invite her over and same thing happens all over again. All the times we had sex I don’t think we went past 15 thrusts…which of course was an improvement from 3 thrusts.

I don’t think it was excitement about her body though ‘cos at the time I had way finer, cuter and more sexy girls I was shagging and this wasn’t happening.

And I really loved her because she was my gist mate and confidant unlike most of the others at the time. But I really found the sex frustrating.

One of the reasons we finally ended the relationship.

I guess her punna was heaven

CSTRR:
Any woman that will allow a character like portable to spread her legs and pour his semen inside is not normal or wise.

dey there no go get money.
Even your GF go open 4 portable

hailome:
I knew that already kid. Did you see anything in my post like they nacked after the flooding?

My bad

hailome:
Men wouldn't stop nacking

Use your God given Number 6. They where pregnant b4 the flood happened

EMMANUELNATION:
I fear delta people ooo, dem still dey born in this calamity period, chaiii God is good ooo

Use your sense na.

They where pregnant b4 the flood disaster

Christiansimon:
hey Go Sleep,if U Don't Like It Why Are U Still Here viewing It, can't U Post The One That Is holy That People Will Talk About. Try They Drink Enough Water So U Can Mind Your business

I know compound foools like you will quote me.
The romance section was never meant to distribute porn links its even listed in their guidelines.

But sex starved morons will shut off thier brains once they see porn material.

Dear Mr Seun.
Please can't you control the large amount of Pornographic materials in your site.

Most of us come here to read funny romance stories and experiences but 90% of topics on the page is all porn. We know where to go if we want to watch porn.

Please seun put some order to this
Thanks

shigoawesu:
I'm intending to get a Car for Bolt and am scared with spending all the money on the Car
Please which Vehicle does your brother use

2005 Toyota Corolla

wonder233:
Stick with your 50k job. Bolt has no net gain. You will use anything you make to fix the car, you will even be borrowing regularly to fix your car. Overall, you will be poorer for it. I drove my car on bolt for 2years, sharp direct tokunbo Toyota, it was a waste of 2years, you just go about carrying people and feeling like you're doing something, but in actual fact, you're just going about in a cycle.
Most people are still taken in with the false stereotype that bolt driving is one goldmine, it is not.

Blame yourself for not inspecting ur car properly before purchase.

My brother is supporting his family with bolt business

kayyk:
Baba Abeg show me way

I can show you d way to be a big baller and spending cash on women.

Urheadmaster:
Aside from terrorism and banditry.

There is nothing more head slammers have to offer .

If dem catch you ehh

Noticed we do not have Gospel artist in Naija anymore.
Devil done win the battle for Naija Music Industry

Angelfrost:
I think we both know the answer to that question sir!

Not been chanced to watch much football recently but I believe chelsea is a superior team to dortmund

Angelfrost:
Dortmund should be investigated and the coach arrested if they lose that fixture!

Why say so is chelsea not a good team

Saw it coming.
The club was not moving forward