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Back then when i was dating my freaky ex.

Sometimes when she poos she forces me to use my tongue to click her up.

Mehn I cant believe I did that

Chai this OP don suffer

Na just Oil and ponmo I dey see

If i slap dis boy

SHAME!

Angelfrost:
Very disgraceful and shameful!!!... Highly drab start to a critical game.

How can Chelsea be trailing by 2 goals to a team on nodding and shaking terms with relegation?!! Like wtf?!!

the midfield is flat and horrible no creativity link up

Lampard is useless to be losing 2 nil to this pathetic arsenal side

Lack of intelligence from james

Op lies.
Nigerians don't sound like that

Dissap:
Do you know her last seen? Damn! She don commot for Nairaland since 2OO7.

lolz

UgoChick:
Hi pls any doctors in d house? D situatn is dat my guy came inside me,

how is your child doing now

Queenslander:
Hmmm, soon. Chill!

Queenslander:
Hmmm,. Says who? I don't see that written anywhere here.. and as for your other question,. It's complicated.. like literally!!

sorry about that.
Lets talk private na

BaddieFreak:
Lol op I have tattoos and I love them. Nigeria with this their poor mentality. If I have a tattoo and a good heart that means I won't get a man to settle down with if I want. Pls travel out and see how people are living

d truth is 90% of Nigerian girls with tattoos are into runz and Olosho so a guy has to be careful

Gays and lesbians are accepted in America and most of Europe why do we Africans don't accept it, because its not our way of life.

Wearing tattoo is not really our culture, most decent people in Nigeria don't wear tattoo because society frowns at it and it might hinder one from getting certain favours like jobs or contracts.

Anyone who decides to put on a tattoo does not really care about d system that is why you find most of the people (not all )who wear tattoos are Olosho, runz babe, thugs and Yahoo boys.

I never marry a woman with a tattoo because there is a high chance she had a dirty past.

Queenslander:
Lool, I'm flattered,. Buh shouldn't you ask if I was in a relationship? or better still married?

but a married woman has no business in the romance section of nairaland.

Ok are u in a relationship or married?

Queenslander:
I wish you same hun...

so how is it gonna be, what do you think if we both go for an outing

Queenslander:
Hmmm, I see.

merry Christmas dear

Queenslander:
um, interested in what exactly??

going out with me

Queenslander:
Awwww, thank you!!

uwc are u interested

Queenslander:
Op, you really need help.. SMH!!

babe you fine lets hook up this xmas

ismail64:
MBAFOREX is finding it difficult to pay there investors this December, they promised to resume operation next year January, 2021.

Will this go same way of MMM. Why is December the termination period for some of the Ponzi scheme?

Find attached pictures of some Investors at their Port-Harcout Office Yesterday.

Lala, kindly help some new Investors from losing their money.

resume ke money wey don enter one chance

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Price: 610k 580k

is dis one still available need it ASAp

I knew it was never real.

Any one who believes in pastor miracles should be shot in the head

Since d source is coming from a high class old Olosho no one will investigate

virginprincess:
Tales by moonlight , mtcheeeeeeeew.

a hoe will always defend her fellow hoe

Go and resurrect the dead naira and stop talking thrash

Kobicove:
Where are the statistics to back up this claim?

be looking for statistics.

I work in a large company with lots of staff I know 2 female colleagues who recently got married but are still sleeping with their male colleagues they where dating b4 they got married.

Anytime i see those girls i feel like spitting.

Gerra out of here
Another Olosho looking for cheap clout

Hopeless currency

$100 = 50000 naira
€100 = 60000 naira
100 naira = 2 gala

fergie001:
Since Arsenal fraudulently defeated United @ OT, they haven't won a PL game. Karma @ work.

They must apologise for their misdeeds or not see a win till the year ends.

ghettokid1 emeijeh vickyrotex angelfrost fuckingmallam45 ebukahades10 gbest90 redblood01 crazygod wordson ray07 Kyase theboss100

Keep quiet we have won games in europa league.

So your karma is thrash

Harrynight:
Worst result Arsenal can get from this match is a draw

worst or best

Nomorelove:
Why do babies stay in the womb for nine months but ain't nine months old when born?

Nigeria na cruise walahi

In a sense, they are nine months old. But humans don't consider babies as full fledged human beings until they are born and take their first breath.

Babies undergo different stages in d womb before birth like fetus and others so you can't consider them a human at those stages.

Nine months before birth, a sperm cell met up with an ovum cell in a female's fallopian tube. That's usually where conception occurs, though it can occur in other places.

The fertilized ovum begins splitting and growing more and more cells, forming into a ball of cells filled with fluid. That blastocyst begins to flatten out and then fold over onto itself while moving slowly through the tube toward the uterus. The folded edges join together, taking an elongated shape resembling a baby butterbean.

The cells differentiate into types of cells that will develop into major structures, like the spinal cord and brain. Meanwhile the tiny embryo has made it to the uterus and grows a structure that develops into the placenta and attaches into the wall of the blood rich uterus, where things really take off. The woman is "officially" pregnant at this point and though she may not know it yet, she has a tiny sized human being growing in her body.

Nine months later, if everything goes well, a healthy full term baby emerges through the birth canal. It is at that point, when baby takes it's first breath of life, that time starts for the baby as an individual who has officially joined the human race.

In twelve months the baby has their first birthday party, and birthday cake and gets presents. They have no idea what's going on, but they like the bows, wrapping paper, and boxes to play with. And they enjoy seeing everybody come visit and be happy!

That's what I know. Hope it helps!