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PriestDaniz:
I no just like this children play at all,right from time, I only see their rubbish nonsense here on Nairaland and e dey vex me , instead of watching their videos I'd rather subscribe and watch Demi Sutra, Harley Dean etc videos online all day



I know say many kolo for Nairaland go quote me with their rubbish say I be hater but I don't give a shit

go sit down
Jealousy

No so BBN good ooo

Honestly I never hear of this man before BBN.

He is now taking full advantage of d limelight

I like natural fair skinned girls and not those bleaching and whitening cream agents

If your right hand causes you to sin cut it off.

You get d jerk

Anyiiii:
I had to open another account to conceal my identity. Please I need help. I have gone to several pastors and churches for deliverance, yet, no solution. I'm 35years old lady and I'm not yet married. My elder sister is 37years old, still not married. My female younger cousins are in their early 30s too but not yet married. They said it's forces from the family but we have carried out all sorts of deliverance but no way. We are all graduates, doing well and very beautiful. I'm almost giving up hope on this marriage matter. Please I need a solution to this problem��

in your other thread I I mentioned you if we could hook up and see how things work out with us but u ignored and you are complaining of being single

Does not make sense

And these are the people our youths are looking up to for inspiration

From my experience I will say a bad battery

Profitsng:
This Naija Used HP 655 Notebook Laptop 15.6inch is available at a Giveaway Price.

Condition:
Fairly used but Needs Little Modification.
(NEEDS FORMATTING, Change of Windows, Battery)

Spec:
HDD: 500GB
Ram: 4GB
Processor: AMD E- 1200 with Radean graphics
HDMI
WiFi
USB 3.0, 2.0
Webcam
Battery: 2hours plus

Package:
Laptop + Charger

PRICE
#35,000.... NEGOTIABLE

LOCATION
Benin.
Lagos....(Terms & Conditions Apply)

Limited offer.....Just 1pc Available!

Ready And Serious Buyer Only.
Whatsapp on 07033824556.

say the truth

You pick this thing from Dustbin

Ejusni:
What do you mean by configuration?

I mean d full specifications

the specs are ok but the processor speed is a reap off you should have checked all this b4 purchase.

Ejusni:
Good day nairalanders. I just bought a laptop last week an hp 250 g7 and I've been trying to install games in it, I installed three games. * Just cause * hitman contracts and one of the early 2010s Fifa games. The problem is that all of them run but they run very slowly and it makes it unbearable to play. I've checked everywhere on Google and I haven't seen anything capable of changing the speed. Computer gurus I need your expertise.

please what is d full configuration of the laptop and d price

Olachase:
I need Dell or HP I'm fully ready to buy it today
I have 95k, configuration of what I need

Dell or HP
U.K use
Core i5
15.6
1Terabytes hard drive
8 or 6 Gig Ram
Dedicated graphics card
Long lasting battery
Contact or whatsapp 09025496246 I base here in Lagos pls I need this system today

bro calm down 1terabyte

TheOdd1sOut:
phone yes but pc never

my laptop is my work station i cant get rid of it pls

you have to al least for one year its d only path to full redemption as your case is severe.

I know your business will suffer but sometimes to come out of this addiction you have to destroy and rebuild yourself

Allsingles:
The average man wants a larger or longer penis, especially given that we live in an era where manliness cannot be separated from sexuality. However I'm sorry to break the news - your penis won't change.
Dear Men, find a way to be happy with your penis size. If you are up to 20, your penis has stopped growing and nothing you do can truly enlarge it.
I know you know about penis pills, creams, stretching exercises, enlargement devices, and penis surgery. However, almost none of it works.
The few approaches that can work often have little benefits and serious side effects, and it can be as serious as erectile dysfunction.
All the penis enlargement tips you see online are unproven... Here is a rundown of some of them:

1. Penis Enlargement Pills, supplements, ointments, and creams:
Medically speaking, all of them are complete nonsense. None of them works. The reason they are still sold is that no one wants to publicly say it didn't work on him because that's like telling everyone he has a small penis.

2. The vacuum pump:
This is a cylinder that sucks out air. You stick your penis in and the resulting vacuum draws extra blood into it, making it seem erect and a little bigger. You then clamp off the penis with a tight ring - like a tourniquet. The effect only lasts as long as you have the ring on. But then using it for more than 20 to 30 minutes can cause tissue damage.

3. Stretching Exercises:
Weights or stretching exercises won't change your penis size and that's because the penis is not a muscle, unlike butt. But urologists say you stand a chance of increasing your penis size by half an inch by hanging weights on a flaccid penis. However, you might have to wear a weight strapped to your penis eight hours a day for about six months. Risks include tearing of the tissue, burst of blood vessels, and other problems.

4. Penis Enlargement Surgery:
Penis enlargement surgeries are aimed at either widening or lengthening the penis, however these surgeries are almost always futile.
There are no well-studied approaches. No major medical organization approves of these surgeries. It's banned in the U.S and many developed countries.
The side effects of lengthening surgeries are numerous and include infections, nerve damage, reduced sensitivity, and difficulty getting an erection. Perhaps most disturbing, scarring can leave you with a penis that's shorter than what you started with. Widening the penis is even more controversial. Side effects can be unsightly -- a lumpy, bumpy, uneven penis. In simple terms, you don't wanna risk it.
Let me also add that no amount of sex and/or masturbation can increase your penis size.
Be happy with what you have, lose weight if you're obese and stay away from hoes.
PS: you can still have maximal sexual experience with your small dick!

what of enlargement herbs sold by kayamata nation in Instagram

10k at one sitting

U better win dis match asssena

Bjteensdes24:
Hello guys, football league is starting tomorrow and can't wait for it esp for we guys that stake. Have a game I booked(71odds) if you are interested and can stake without being affected, DM on whatsapp for the game which starts by 12;30pm tomorrow (08123623491)

Notice; am not a guru or all this advertisers of odds just a normal bookie like you but if the game is a win win, don't hesitate to show love. Thanks!!! Good luck this new season

just paste d code here afterall it's destined to cut

KossyKiss97:
Functions include:

0)Over 15 already installed educational and fun apps

1)ANDROID 4.4 GINGERBREAD DEVICE

2)RAM- 1GB

3)ROM- 8GB

4)3DGRAPHIC ACCELERATION

5)WIFI SUPPORT

6)3G COMMUNICATION MODULE

7)MICRO SD SLOT(Memory card)

USB SUPPORTED with high speed of 2.0

9)360 degree device rotation

10)Supports several entertainment games based on Android platform

11)Supports various office software based on Android. Examples include word/excel/pdf/ptt

Other packages include

7inches device

Supports Google Chrome, playstore, inbuilt browser, YouTube, Google map, camera, video player, Gmail, email, and many more

Call or watsapp on 08060291729

how much

Has gone worse

You better go for the redmi 9a if you don't what your case to end in premium tears.

You will deal with a phone u have to charge every 6 hours nothing special about the camera anymore its past its time

fowlyansh181:
it’s brand new not brown new .. just trying to correct you on it .. I agree with you and you are very correct for calling out that O.P

thanks

udemzyudex:
LOL.. you dey make me laugh, well no need to argue with you again, him source and my own source no be the same and as i dey type the laptop don comot for shelve.

If him get him own dead cheap then no problem, person wey go buy for my amount though negotiable go pay. #fact.

Tax and shipping fee no be free for US.


Peace.

At least thank God you have accepted that the laptop can be gotten for a far cheaper price

nnoli90:
Thief ole laptop way dem Dey sell 250k for used na in u one sell 350k u be Better magician (comedian) scammer

no mind am na maga wey no know wats up go pay that kind money

udemzyudex:
I told you to post address you're talking about your friends IG, how much is a dollar to naira now?

Get the current price of the new or used from your friend and post it here.

Patiently waiting.

I just had a chat with him on IG and he gave me his updated price as of now as 340k brown new and here you are selling fairly used for 350k na God go judge you.

His Instagram handle is laptopwarehouseonline his address is there.

markang:
Oh Nice.. Thanks. What’s the location and salary range

. Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth

markang:
I am a Frustrated and depressed Computer Science Graduate. At the moment..i am at a crossroad without direction and out of energy.

I am deeply hurt, going down memory lane brings tears to my eyes. Going to school was nothing short of miracle. Mum fought tooth and nail to make sure I became a graduate.

During my service in Ogun state, my mum began to fall ill incessantly. I became seriously worried. I sent 80% of my allawee to them and invested the rest in my crayfish business which was thriving until the sudden decline.

I have looked for work in more than 7 states.. Once i hear that a company or firm is recruiting, i send application and go for interview. I used up all my savings looking for work hoping it will work out.

As it is now... the ‘graaguate’ (In my mother’s voice) cannot afford to buy her mother’s medication. I am tired. My mother gets better today and gets worse the next day.

Help with a job please. This girl’s life is dependent on this post. I will be eternally grateful.

This is my previous where I worked they are massively recruiting and its an IT company though they are wack
But its cool for a start

https://www.tek-experts.com/en-us/technical-support-engineer-in-nigeria

udemzyudex:
Where is it been sold for that amount pls drop the address.

Thanks.

Before d coronavirus wahala this laptop was being sold for 280k brown new.

This is a screenshot of my friends IG handle who sells high end laptop and that is the price as of August.

So i don't understand how you own take jump like that

Only a novice will buy it at that price fairly used for that matter.

I swear I will get a brown new one at d same price you posted there even with 4gb vram.

switkera:
Hi everyone.
I don't know the right section to post this but I hope I get help.

I bought some items in a popular pharmacy in my area and paid using my card. Due to network issue, the cashier tried my card on two PoS (GTBank and WEMA) but was declined. So I was given two declined slips. I had to use the Atm so I could pay cash.

When I got home I got a debit alert from my bank of the same transaction that was declined. I called the pharmacy and they said the money will be reversed. After I waited for over a week and no sign of my money I went to my bank (GTBank) to complain and I was given a reversal form to fill. Weeks after no sign of my money, I tried reaching GTBank on various platforms before I was finally attended to on WhatsApp, and they said the merchant bank claimed I received value for the money which I didn't.

I have complained to the pharmacy severally but they weren't saying anything reasonable, I went there two weeks ago and I insisted they give me my money. Eventually they collected the decline slip and promised to go to their bank to rectify the issue.

Fast forward to last week I went and they said that WEMA has sent my bank an email, bla bla bla, that I should wait, my money will be reversed. It's been almost two months now since the transaction date and nothing has been done. I need my money, it's stuck in between GTB, WEMA and the pharmacy. I need opinions from fellow nairalanders. Sorry for the lengthy post.
Thanks.

sorry bro.

I had d same issue after using my access atm when I went shopping in a mall.

I sent my bank an email of d declined slip and it was reverted

Godsonjolly:
Good day Nairalanders..
Today is my birthday,was very happy as I got lot of wishes from people. But unfortunately I'm sad right now. I use a Alcatel idol 3 phone. I've been using it for more than a year,it's been giving me signs of spoilage but I paid no attention cos I had no money to get a new one. But as I speak,it got spoilt today,my birthday. Very hurtful and painful. All my files, documents,a lot are gone and I'm so hurt like I lot a loved one.
pls anyone who can help with a phone, I'll be grateful or can help with cash. I have just 20k in my account. Couldn't even enjoy my day nor eat cos my phone got bad. I can show u proof just to show I'm not a scammer or a thief. You guys and God are my only hope. pls just help me and I'll be grateful...

Ok

Are you a student or working?

What do you currently do?