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Politics / Re: Biography, Profile Of Prof. Ishaq Akintola, MURIC Director by Mouthgag: 6:50am On Feb 04, 2020
Afolabimills:
MY father there ogun kii me join
Okay
Politics / Re: Biography, Profile Of Prof. Ishaq Akintola, MURIC Director by Mouthgag: 6:49am On Feb 04, 2020
fulaniHERDSman:

My whoring old hag olosho mother
Definitely
Crime / Re: Nathaniel Samuel: Failed Suicide Bomber At Winners Chapel Being Interviewed by Mouthgag: 10:53pm On Feb 03, 2020
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Shibaraba:
If I was given the role of directing this film, it would be more realistic than this. They really did a shoddy job. I'll make sure the car outside detonates then I will tell the actor, in this case Nathaniel, to run inside and shout something. While shouting security officials I've disguised in the church will just hold him and from there we hit the news. People will believe that better. This one is badly directed.

For only a mor0n will see that baton and call it a bomb.
Suicide bombers can't be caught like that. See police Wey catch am remain small Make he kiss the supposed bomber. See as him body calm down. See interview. Shows that he is very confident and he knows how the film will play out. He will be free soon.
Abeg FG Dm me. I can write solid scripts.
Thanks
More films to your archive
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When common sense has eluded you...

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Politics / Re: Biography, Profile Of Prof. Ishaq Akintola, MURIC Director by Mouthgag: 10:50pm On Feb 03, 2020
fulaniHERDSman:
Useless clown tongue
Your father is
Politics / Re: Biography, Profile Of Prof. Ishaq Akintola, MURIC Director by Mouthgag: 10:49pm On Feb 03, 2020
AirFireEarthH20:
Son of the caliphate. How can Lagos State University employ this kind of human being? What is he teaching his students
He teaches sense that you had eluded you
..

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Politics / Re: Biography, Profile Of Prof. Ishaq Akintola, MURIC Director by Mouthgag: 10:48pm On Feb 03, 2020
NigeriaIsDoomed:
Terrorist grin
Your father's middle name...
Politics / Re: Biography, Profile Of Prof. Ishaq Akintola, MURIC Director by Mouthgag: 10:48pm On Feb 03, 2020
b3llo:
I don't like him...
But you are a nonoentity so it doesn't matter...
Politics / Re: Biography, Profile Of Prof. Ishaq Akintola, MURIC Director by Mouthgag: 10:05pm On Feb 03, 2020
LabDNA:
Bloody terrorist!
that must be your useless father's middle name...

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Politics / Re: Biography, Profile Of Prof. Ishaq Akintola, MURIC Director by Mouthgag: 10:00pm On Feb 03, 2020
KomonSense:
afonja
OSU
Politics / Re: Biography, Profile Of Prof. Ishaq Akintola, MURIC Director by Mouthgag: 10:00pm On Feb 03, 2020
LabDNA:
Bloody terrorist!
Bloody nonentity moròn

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Travel / Re: Lagos: Narrate Your Trekking Experience This Morning by Mouthgag: 7:58pm On Feb 03, 2020
Andrewkinggg:
My brother..
I became a literal Israelite this morning. I trekked a journey of about 3km in 1hr because I needed to be at the secretariat for audit this morning. As i'm typing this I'm laying in bed with my both legs in excruciating pains. This Lagos don dey hard day by day. I guess it's a deliberate attempt by the government to frustrate some sect of people out of Lagos. These few policies this government has introduced isn't people oriented at all. People will suffer
Depopulation is extractly what people need.
Lagos is too populated.
Anyone who doesn't have meaning usefulness to Lagos should leave.
They should go to their states and make their useless governors accountable

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Politics / Re: MURIC Reacts To Attempt To Bomb Living Faith Church, Mocks CAN by Mouthgag: 7:30pm On Feb 03, 2020
dawnomike:
I wonder why sone perceived elders and intellectuals speak like kids in this country
Shut up!
Hypocrites...
Family / Re: Car Issue: Am I Being Fair To My Wife? by Mouthgag: 3:36pm On Feb 03, 2020
Opeyemiebun:
Evening guys, please I will like to seek people's opinion concerning this issue that I have in my home.

I am a married Man with a Kid. Before marriage, my wife has a federal job outside Lagos while I run my business in Lagos. Due to Nigeria's economy, I asked her not to resign as she keeps working while I also keep on with my hustle. I have to be fair to her as she has been giving her all in this marriage and I so envy her strength to make things work despite the distance.

We had our first child last year and she is going to a year.. We both contribute financially and bring something to the table as we run 2 different homes.

I know she goes through a lot taking care of the baby without a car and I know how tedious it is for her to manage.

We are both young (I am 30 while she is 28)
We got our first few properties this January and we planning to do other things as we both bring money together to get things done.

We have plans of getting our first car within a month and my wife suddenly demanded that she also needs a car where she is due to the stress she goes through daily picking my child from creche and managing that with her own job. I asked that I employ a helper for her but she doesn't want.

She plans on getting the car within the next 2months with her own money. My issue is that I am business oriented and see it as a waste of money buying 2 cars when we can buy one and invest the money for the other one.

I am a Civil Engineer and my Job requires I get a car for mobility.
I feel guilty by trying to stop her from getting the car while I get mine and at the same time, if she get one I will also need to get.

I have been cracking my head up trying to see how we can go about it without hurting her and be fair to her as she is the best woman I can ever ask for.

What should I do, should we both get cars and let other stuffs take it course?
I am a guy and I think you ARE EXTREMELY SELFISH!

Why not let her buy and invest the money you are supposed to use to buy yours?

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Crime / Re: Femi Ayoade: Supreme Court Affirms 21-Year Sentence For Man Who Stole N2,000 by Mouthgag: 10:41am On Feb 03, 2020
grin
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Shows Off His Cars As He Strikes A Pose by Mouthgag: 7:52am On Feb 03, 2020
RuudVanNisteroy:
One of useless wastemen that destroyed Nigeria and turned it to the poverty and corruption capital of the world. He has amassed a multi billion naira car collection with no factory or company to his name that employs 100-1000's of workers. Yet go to his constuency and it looks like a zone ravaged by war without basic amenities.

Actions of fantastically corrupt politicians like Dino Melaye have turned Nigeria's hopeless youths to armed robbers,kidnappers and stowaways in foreign countries.
One?
Just one?

While we have numerous OSU alusi fuçktards
Like

Okoroawusa, ikpeazu,
Theodore orji, odili, Uzo kalu etc
Health / Re: Coronavirus: The 1,000 Bed Emergency Hospital Built In 8 Days In China (Pictures by Mouthgag: 7:50am On Feb 03, 2020
EVILFOREST:
May God Continue to Bless the WHITE SKIN.

While I was growing up, I always BLAMED MICHAEL JACKSON for bleaching his Skin, little did I know that I would appreciate the WHITES in time to come.

Just imagine what NIGERIA has become between when Jackson died and now.
Then marry it to what it will become in 2040.
Shut up!

No skin colour can ever be white or black.
What we have is shades of brown and pale.
Don't be colorblind.
USE YOUR BRAIN!

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Politics / Re: Buba Marwa: Retired Officers Behind Soldiers In Battlefield by Mouthgag: 4:41pm On Feb 02, 2020
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Celebrities / Re: “Keeping Up With Tacha”: Tacha Launches Her Reality Show (Photos) by Mouthgag: 3:04pm On Feb 02, 2020
Richdad50:
Everything goes for you as though you don't have a mind of your own. Congratulating every Meghan and harry up and down. Be critical for once.
Your first sensible post...
Keep it up bruh
Romance / Re: Meeet The King That Left His Throne To Marry A Two Times Divorcee by Mouthgag: 8:04am On Feb 02, 2020
gbami:
He was a stupid idiot....Two time divorcee...A woman that two men rejected...God forbid...
I can't even marry a one-time .

A waste product..

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Romance / Re: Meeet The King That Left His Throne To Marry A Two Times Divorcee by Mouthgag: 8:04am On Feb 02, 2020
He died a big loser!

Thank God he died without a child, so his stupidity is not passed down to another generation...



A demented fool.

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Politics / Re: Today Is A Special Day In History Which Will Not Occur For Another 1000 Years by Mouthgag: 7:49am On Feb 02, 2020
Noh Ted grin
Romance / Re: VIDEO :Man Beat His Girlfriend For Rejecting His Marriage Proposal In Public by Mouthgag: 7:48am On Feb 02, 2020
Lol

Wayray

How u go dey propose to girl wey u no sure of?


Mumu

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Business / Re: FIRS Warns Against Evasion As 7.5% VAT Begins by Mouthgag: 6:26am On Feb 02, 2020
Bastards

Yet fg hasn't fully implemented 30k minimum wage

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Travel / Re: Should Nigerians Retaliate The US Travel Ban By Boycotting American Companies? by Mouthgag: 11:33am On Feb 01, 2020
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ZombieHUNT:



I want the whole Europe to ban Nigeria too
A country full of terrorists and zombies..
They burned a US flag in Abuja when a terrorist was killed in Iran
A poverty breeding capital of the world

Any country that voted a calamity like Buhari deserve such treatment abroad...

A lifeless dullard bereft of modern day leadership ideas required to revamp our ailing economy... Always traveling to embarrass the country at any given opportunity...

Spits ..
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spits on ya flat hed
Politics / Re: Keke And Motorcycle Riders Leaving Lagos After Ban By The State Govt (Video) by Mouthgag: 11:28am On Feb 01, 2020
Snipper007:
Watch how mumuric will issue a statement claiming it's targeted on the north/mooslims
what of awa OSU ipob flat head pigs bLodas?

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Celebrities / Re: Mercy Johnson: I Don't Play Nude, Romantic Scenes In Movies Any More by Mouthgag: 10:59am On Feb 01, 2020
Retired OLOSHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
Foreign Affairs / Re: E. Jean Carroll Seeks Trump's DNA Over Rape Accusation by Mouthgag: 8:31am On Feb 01, 2020
healthserve:
What a wicked world. Can you imagine the wickedness in the heart of this woman.


This isn't seeking justice but trying to tarnish one's person and pull them out of the spotlight. 1990.


The world has experienced over 100 billion fvcks between now and then. What an audacious witxh


I'm sure she can't also be sure they both ever had an affair. Jezebel



Whether the world powers like it or not we're not returning to the Barack Obama cowardly styeld leadership, not even through his proxies Hilary Clinton or Michelle. Trump isn't going anywhere anytime soon
Ọdẹ
From Ikorodu in Lagos or aba in Abia to America... Wetin consign you?

Yeye
Health / Re: Osagie Ehanire: We Can Handle Coronavirus by Mouthgag: 8:20am On Feb 01, 2020
Foolish man
Politics / Re: President Buhari Meets Goodluck Jonathan (Photos) by Mouthgag: 3:14pm On Jan 30, 2020
OLD THIEF MEETS NEW ONE




USELESS LEADERS.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Brexit: United Kingdom To Exit The European Union On January 31 by Mouthgag: 1:46pm On Jan 30, 2020
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catoluy:


Afonja from Dahomey have low IQ said Lord Luggard.
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OSU from BIAFURO have low IQ said Lord Luggard.

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