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FamilyRe: How Do Married Men Hustling In The Diaspora Cope With Sexual Urges by mpire: 9:10pm On Dec 13, 2023
Jayboi:
Good day everyone. I have been wondering how married men in diaspora with their wives/family in Nigeria cope when they develop sexual urges. I know women can still try and hold body o but men!

For instance, I know up to ten married men staying in the UAE/Qatar with their families here in Nigeria. Infact they visit just once in a year and make sure their families/wives get the best form of comfort. After, they are off again for months.

I don't want to believe they just remain celebate throughout. Or are there Oloshos or prostitutes in the middle east?
Dum.bass, why is that any of your concern? Your life is slipping away in a country without future, you're not wondering why some of us live in a country with rules and something as simple as uninterrupted power supply you can't even boast of; but someone else's sexual urge is your concern. Why you born this f00lish or this is a lifetime achievement for you? I don't blame you; it's the ediot that allowed this crap on NL that should take the blame.
Foreign AffairsRe: Turkish MP Suffers Heart Attack Right After Cursing Israel ( Video) by mpire: 4:36pm On Dec 13, 2023
Baatunde:
These kinds of statements is exposing the inferiority complex and grave ignorance amongst the so called Christians who feel the need to support Israel blindly based on some concocted "words of God" promising other people's land to the Israelis as if those original land owners were created by another inferior God. The funny thing is that in present day Israel , more than half of the population do not believe in God, yet they believe HE promised them other people's land. Present day Israel is not only waging wars on the Palestinians but so very hostile to Christianity, but ignoramuses here are fully supporting ANYTHING Israel does because of an "everlasting" covenant, Mind you, your Messiah has debunked the notion of an everlasting covenant when he said the kingdom of God will be taken away from them Jews, Check the links below.


https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/apr/13/christians-are-in-danger-under-israeli-government-says-holy-land-patriarch#:~:text=The%20Vatican%2Dappointed%20Latin%20Patriarch,property%20at%20a%20quickening%20pace.


https://twitter.com/Farah_Gazan/status/1010203587920703489
The tears of Abdool grin grin grin

I'm still trying to figure out how you clowns keep repeating the same crap, Jews don't believe in Jesus, Jews don't like Christians, blah blah blah or whatever crap to make your miserable lives feel better. You attacked innocent people now time to pay the consequence.

I suggest you call upon your pedophile Muhammed or useless allah toc9me and deliver you from the hands of Israe

Death to all terrorists and their sympathizers. Feel free to strap yourself with a bomb and go Gaza.

Foreign AffairsRe: Turkish MP Suffers Heart Attack Right After Cursing Israel ( Video) by mpire: 6:00am On Dec 13, 2023
Flunitrazepamm:
Nigeria Christians are the most senseless beings on earth, especially those from the land of hatred and banditry. They are cognitively defective. So what happened when your DOME of fire started malfunctioning, returning the missiles back to isreal.. The heart attack showed how angry he was and God spared him....The world already sees you ..you are the aggressors playing victims..
The tears of a Terrorist grin grin grin

Foreign AffairsRe: Israel Plans To Flood Gaza Tunnels With Seawater – Report by mpire: 6:12pm On Dec 05, 2023
Gandrova:
I hope you will prove your self to be stupid in the next few weeks with Your IDF !
Because it's an effort in futility cheesy
Were you born this stupid or this is a lifetime achievement for you? Abdool, how many of your terrorists are burning in hell now? grin grin
Be thankful Israel is not publishing the numbers of Hamas deaths or pictures; adding to your nightmares.

I'm loving your tears though, goes well with my coffee. The best part of waking up is Terrorists tears in your cup. grin grin grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Israel Plans To Flood Gaza Tunnels With Seawater – Report by mpire: 6:07pm On Dec 05, 2023
samfrancis1:
And you all think Isreal is going to become haven after that? It'll be more of terror ground after they finish with Gaza... cause they'll face theirs in the toughest way ...
The Lametation of a Terrorist Chapter 1 Verse 1 grin

Is anyone stopping you righting alongside your fellow terrorists? Oh you're in Nigeria and you don't even have balls to go fight Boko Haram murdering your family in the north. dumb.ass.
Foreign AffairsRe: Israel Plans To Flood Gaza Tunnels With Seawater – Report by mpire: 2:52pm On Dec 05, 2023
Gandrova:
Lolz! That means IDF are running out of ideas cheesy
You must have attended The University of Dum.bass. Can't you i.diots just shut the hell up since you have no meaningful thing to say? Y'all gonna die a miserable death anyway.

By the way IF started pumping sea water into the tunnel weeks ago. But one m.oron living in a 3rd world country thinks IDF is running out of ideas. grin You're 're.tarded.

Death to all terrorists and their sympathizers.

Foreign AffairsRe: Israel Plans To Flood Gaza Tunnels With Seawater – Report by mpire: 2:42pm On Dec 05, 2023
GOTVee:
sad Even though I'm a born again Christian, Fvck Isreal. May our Lord Jesus continue to guide and protect the Palestinians. Amen sad
Fvck you Abdool
Foreign AffairsRe: Israel Plans To Flood Gaza Tunnels With Seawater – Report by mpire: 2:39pm On Dec 05, 2023
CoronaVirusPro:



Fvck Israel!


You're not tired of saying the same crap everyday? Ok
Fvck your useless mother
Fvck your absentee father
Fvck you swine
Fvck your pedophile 54yr old retarded monkey Mohamed who married a 6yr old girl
Fvck your useless allah that's incapable of saving your ass from IDF bombing
There's a grave with your name on it, feel free to go to Gaza. I'll pay for a 1st class ticket for your sorry ass.
Fvck your pathetic life
God bless your village people for making your life miserable.

Foreign AffairsRe: New Israeli Airstrikes Killed At Least 32 People And Injured Dozen (Photo) by mpire: 8:58pm On Dec 01, 2023
KnownUnknown:
Lol, they should have killed more. Israel the rogue apartheid state deserves misery. They can kill Hamas but something else will take its place and if they try genocide like their republished Bible encourages, the whole world will make sure no Jew is safe anywhere.

Ridiculous how Nigeria that condemned apartheid is now filled with people encouraging apartheid just because of religious delusions.
The Lamentation of a terrorist. There's enough bullets for every yet to be born Terrorist. Too stup1d to realize your replacements would also be killed.
Why are you in a hurry. Save your tears, you gonna need them all your life.

Dumbasses your foolish leaders are overseas living large but y'all monkeys are on NL crying daily. grin

May the God od Israel always give you a reason to cry bitter tears.

Foreign AffairsRe: Israel Knew Of Hamas' Plan A Year Ago (New York Times) by mpire: 8:44pm On Dec 01, 2023
AbuTwins:
Only Zionists Christians don't know that Israel and its god USA are terrorists!
Abdool, your tears are delicious grin

Foreign AffairsRe: New Israeli Airstrikes Killed At Least 32 People And Injured Dozen (Photo) by mpire: 8:13pm On Dec 01, 2023
Foreign AffairsRe: New Israeli Airstrikes Killed At Least 32 People And Injured Dozen (Photo) by mpire: 7:51pm On Dec 01, 2023
lomprico:
Go and show him where the hard targets are so that he will leave the soft targets alone.
He obviously doesn't have a functioning brain.

They can't even lie straight grin grin

Foreign AffairsRe: New Israeli Airstrikes Killed At Least 32 People And Injured Dozen (Photo) by mpire: 7:41pm On Dec 01, 2023
ictplotter:
Idiot, Israel is not the one killing armless Palestinians but Biden and United States. Without the weapons support from United States, Iran will wipe out Israel from the world map. The downfall of the satanic Israel and United is closer than u can imagine.
That's rich coming out of the mouth of an Auchi born mor0n that said Malaria is deadlier than the CoronaVirus. What do you f00ls take Israel, a nuclear power nation for? Y'all just dumb. Go do the floor a favor and slam that empty head of yours.

You need to increase your urine dosage.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JneX-PYsNEE

Foreign AffairsRe: New Israeli Airstrikes Killed At Least 32 People And Injured Dozen (Photo) by mpire: 7:26pm On Dec 01, 2023
GOTVee:
sad Even though I'm a born again Christian, Fvck Isreal sad
You're not tired of saying the same crap everyday? Ok
Fvck your useless mother
Fvck your absentee father
Fvck you swine
Fvck your pedophile 54yr old retarded monkey Mohamed who married a 6yr old girl
Fvck your useless allah that's incapable of saving your ass from IDF bombing
There's a grave with your name on it, feel free to go to Gaza. I'll pay for a 1st class ticket for your sorry ass.
Fvck your pathetic life

Foreign AffairsRe: Hamas Claims Responsibility For Jerusalem Shooting Which Killed Three. by mpire: 11:19pm On Nov 30, 2023
CoronaVirusPro:
Tell all that to the failure you call dad!
Werey, shouldn't you be sleeping in the gutter your w.hore of a mother left you. Unfortunately she didn't swallow you instead, that horrible night you were conceive. You must be looking for a 6yr old to rape. I pray you're caught and burnt alive. I'll pay any amount to watch you burn alive.

Fvck your entire generation. I pray you procreate, the world needs less terrorists. Go kill yourself you pathetic waste of oxygen.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JneX-PYsNEE
Foreign AffairsRe: Hamas Claims Responsibility For Jerusalem Shooting Which Killed Three. by mpire: 11:14pm On Nov 30, 2023
Thundafireseun:
An eye for an eye will make the world a better place…

I love the Do me I Do You habit of Hamas

Israel will be screaming behind the scenes when they are actually the Villains
Violent death to all terrorists just like your pedophile mohammed.

It's beautiful to know he died painfully grin grin


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykN5Kf_LORI
Foreign AffairsRe: Hamas Claims Responsibility For Jerusalem Shooting Which Killed Three. by mpire: 11:09pm On Nov 30, 2023
Teeklef:
There are more Muslims in israel than Christians.
slowpoke, is Israel and muslim country then? What has that added to your pathetic life?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byq7blGJ-mk&pp=ygUacHJvcGhldCBtdWhhbW1hZCBhbmQgYWlzaGE%3D
Foreign AffairsRe: Hamas Claims Responsibility For Jerusalem Shooting Which Killed Three. by mpire: 10:55pm On Nov 30, 2023
CoronaVirusPro:
Fvck Israel!
Fvck your useless mother
Fvck your absentee father
Fvck you slowpoke pig
Fvck your pedophile 54yr old retarded monkey Mohamed who married a 6yr old girl
Fvck your useless allah that's incapable of saving your ass from IDF bombing
There's a grave with your name on it, feel free to go to Gaza. I'll pay for a 1st class ticket for your sorry ass.
Fvck your pathetic life

Foreign AffairsRe: President Biden Joins Threads As US Companies Boycott X Over "Antisemitism" by mpire: 5:36am On Nov 21, 2023
zinaunreal:
Who cares
Israel built a stadium on palestinian graves
Killed their own citizens just to exterminate hamas
Has been killing journalists since its history
Has the highest number of sex offenders in the world.
Infact sex offender run to Israel as a safe haven for their crimes
They have been raping palestinian women without consequences
Has over 6000 palestinian hostages without any crime committed

Lied about the total number of isreali children Killed. Finally It was discovered just one Israel child died in the hamas raid.

Adjusted the number of their casualties from 1400 to 1200 . Out of this 1200 , 300 are military personnel.
Lied about giving medical aid to Al shifa hospital
Killed an Indonesian doctor and his entire family.
Still lying about the total number of theirmilitary casualties in Gaza which has been strongly suggested to be 2000 and counting.

God is not on your side and can never be on your side.

Now, when Saladin invaded Jerusalem. He asked that Jews pay expensive tax , lf they cannot, they either leave or convert to Islam. Some decided to pay, some decided to leave and the rest decided to convert to Islam and that is what came about the inter religious Palestinians and now you claim they are not natives to the land?

You must be a joker Israel. Go and burry your dead while they return in body bags. Keep lying about your military casualties. Just yesterday alone 50 israeli soldiers came back in body bags. As strong as you are , in a narrow strip like that, your military numbers amount to nothing.

God be with Palestine 🇵🇸
The tears of Abdull, what's stopping you from joining the walking dead in Gaza? Your tears are delicious though. There's a bullet with your name on it. Your allah seems to be deaf and blind 13,000 dead and counting and that excludes your fellow terroristsm allahu akboomgrin grin grin

Feel free to mix-up spices with poison like your pedophile Mohammed. He's awaiting your arrival in hell. grin grin grin

Foreign AffairsRe: President Biden Joins Threads As US Companies Boycott X Over "Antisemitism" by mpire: 5:30am On Nov 21, 2023
dadavivo:
sleepy joe is confuse
Your little education was a complete waste.
Foreign AffairsRe: Gaza Baptist Hospital Blast From Palestine Rockets, Not Ours - Israel Military by mpire: 2:29am On Oct 18, 2023
Memoirs:
please guys, please I've tried to get little help here to no avail, please I beg you in the name of Almighty GOD pls, If any good samaritan can please help me, no matter how little so we can buy foodstuff and cook, I will be very happy. my daughter and I we are starving. Please help us the last time we ate a good food was from our neighbor on  sunday. Since then we have surviving on drinking garri since Monday and the garri we use to have hope has finished. the little money I have I used it to pay for house rent so that we can at least have roof over our head. am pleading for help please, not for my sake but for my daughter please am a single mother. No matter how little it will go a long way to help us. Almighty God bless you

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G.TBank
My name is Angela. Almighty God bless you and your family
May it not be well with you Anthony or whatever name your father named you, and all your fake accounts.

That God you're trying to use to scam shall cut you off without notice. You're cursed in the morning, you're cursed in the day, you're cursed at night. Every time log in to post a scam, heaven shall remove 6 months out of your remaining years.

As long as you continue to post this cscam.
IT SHALL NOT BE WELL WITH YOU.
Foreign AffairsRe: Gaza Baptist Hospital Blast From Palestine Rockets, Not Ours - Israel Military by mpire: 2:28am On Oct 18, 2023
Abuloma80:
GOOD DAY BROTHERS AND SISTERS, SONS AND DAUGHTERS. PLEASE MAY WE LISTEN TO THIS NEEDY LADY. I CAN UNDERSTAND HOW SERIOUSLY SHE IS IN NEED OF OUR ASSISTANCE. WE AS A FAMILY OF NAIRALAND PLATFORM SHOULD BE OUR MEMBERS KEEPERS. IMAGINE IF AT LEAST 5,000 OF THE MEMBERS COULD GIVE JUST =N=200 EACH. THAT WILL BE =N=1 MILLION! THE SUM FOR SURE CAN BE AFFORDABLE BY US AND =N=1 MILLION TO HER WILL A GREAT FIGURE TO HER. IT WILL GO A LONG WAY IN HELPING HER TO EAT, WHILE SHE LOOKS FOR ANY JOB FOR CONTINUITY FOR THEIR SURVIVAL. SHE CAN EVEN INVEST AT LEAST 75% OF IN A WORTHY BUSINESS WHILE SHE STOCKS THE HOUSE WITH 25%• HONESTLY HER CASE IS PATHETIC AND SHE IS IN SERIOUS NEED. MAY THE ALMIGHTY GOD REPLENISH WHAT WE GIVE ABUNDANTLY. IT'S VERY AFFORDABLE SO PLEASE LET'S DO IT FOR ANGELA!!!
May it not be well with you Anthony or whatever name your father named you, and all your fake accounts.

That God you're trying to use to scam shall cut you off without notice. You're cursed in the morning, you're cursed in the day, you're cursed at night. Every time log in to post a scam, heaven shall remove 6 months out of your remaining years.

As long as you continue to post this cscam.
IT SHALL NOT BE WELL WITH YOU.
Foreign AffairsRe: Gaza: Many Killed In Al-Ahli Baptist Hospital Bombing - Palestine Officials by mpire: 11:22pm On Oct 17, 2023
Bigchristo:
Na Muslim people that one go pain oo, some of you are just foolish thinking everyone will be hating on Muslim like you do, sorry my friend emancipate yourself from mental slavery inheriting enemies of others, I am a full born Christian and I can not hate on Muslims because they’ve not done anything to me so if Israel and Palestine are fighting because you feel Israel is a Christian country and start taking side with them then you must be very stupid because the highest population of Israel are Muslims and Jewish not even a Christian country some of una dey mad for this Nairaland
You can't be a Christian and be this stup1d, that'll make you an embarrassment to Christianity. So shut your pie hole. You wanna tell me about Israel not being a Christian country, the statement you mofos keep repeating the same crap. Has Israel ever been one?

You're retarded, the fact that you're in a shithole country doesn't mean you should have a shithole brain. Have you ever stepped a foot in Israel? B1tch go gather your village 1diots to impress today is not your day.

Death to all terrorists.
Foreign AffairsRe: Gaza: Many Killed In Al-Ahli Baptist Hospital Bombing - Palestine Officials by mpire: 10:40pm On Oct 17, 2023
Bigchristo:
You be mumu 😂
Must be painful, your laughter are actually tears...death to you terrorists.

Religion of pisssssss grin grin grin

Foreign AffairsRe: Gaza: Many Killed In Al-Ahli Baptist Hospital Bombing - Palestine Officials by mpire: 10:36pm On Oct 17, 2023
Bigchristo:
See this mumu, na you be Muslim ozuor
Wehrey go lock your door and sleep with one eye opened, praying your allah akboom brothers from bomo haram don't slaughter you tonite. grin

Look on the bright side, when you get decapitated tonight, we'll increase our annual aid for Nigeria to fight terrorism. It's a win-win, you can get your 72 virgins.

Religion of pisssssss, now swallow all the piss from IDF grin grin

Foreign AffairsRe: Gaza: Many Killed In Al-Ahli Baptist Hospital Bombing - Palestine Officials by mpire: 10:27pm On Oct 17, 2023
Bigchristo:
Cry more let me bath with your tears 😂😂😂
Eh ya, thought your du.mbass wanna run your stinking allah akboom mouth. Brains aren’t everything. In your case, they’re nothing. What happened, the cat cut your tongue? Typical coward, shithole braingrin grin

Foreign AffairsRe: Gaza: Many Killed In Al-Ahli Baptist Hospital Bombing - Palestine Officials by mpire: 10:12pm On Oct 17, 2023
Bigchristo:
Your father was born stupid that’s why you refused to understand that Ukraine where also lunching an attack on Russia 😂😂
Unfortunately your wh.ore of a mother refused to swallow you, that unfortunate night under the tree with your father. There would've been one less retarded mofo on NL. If you're too stup1d to understand who started the war with Ukraine there's no hope for you in life. A $1 condom by your father would've prevented this apology of a human being you've turned into.

Foreign AffairsRe: Gaza: Many Killed In Al-Ahli Baptist Hospital Bombing - Palestine Officials by mpire: 9:49pm On Oct 17, 2023
Bigchristo:
Reading through comments section here makes me understand that some people are foolish in their thinking faculty, when Russia where bombing civilian buildings it was this same people cheering Israel that was also criticizing Russia for killing civilians, now the table has turned to where they are supposed to felt guilty about their double standard attitude towards global conflicts, soon I will stop commenting here because most of you people here have zero idea about how bad it is to lunch an attack on civilian buildings and hospitals facilities killing innocent people,. If they actually want to get Hamas it can’t be done that way make una get sense Israel is far worse than the Hamas himself
You're a du.mbass, was Ukraine firing rockets at Russia? Were you born this stupid or did you take lessons?
Foreign AffairsRe: Gaza: Many Killed In Al-Ahli Baptist Hospital Bombing - Palestine Officials by mpire: 9:45pm On Oct 17, 2023
motayoayinde:
Your terrorist state is on its way down.

And we WILL WIN.

Insha Allah.
Yes, you will win the prize for the highest number of body bags ever purchased in one hour, highest number of graves dug in one hour, and highest number of terrorists buried alive in the history of mankind.

To that I say allah akboom...congratulations

Foreign AffairsRe: Gaza: Many Killed In Al-Ahli Baptist Hospital Bombing - Palestine Officials by mpire: 9:36pm On Oct 17, 2023
Englishisamust:
All the people that supported what just happend from isreal to the Oloriburuku foolish nairalanders here shall all die like fowl from generation to generation!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭...

It shall not be well with you all. After killing 500 people in a hospital, all those 500 killed are all Muslims abiihuh... it shall never be well with you all.. Aye yi ma baje ni see!!!!.... Anybody that quote me to attack me, it shall never be well with his/her generation from generation to generation!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭



Amen🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Abdul, why are crying? Is your Allah on vacation to the Bahamas or has been taking a nap for over a week? Weren't you id1ots shouting allahu akboom a week ago? Now the God of Israel has turned your laughter to everlasting sorrow.

Feel free to join them in Gaza, your wailing on NL means nothing but it's refreshing to us though; oloriburuku, omo oshi, omo adanu, omo a ba ta ka fi ra atupa...go add rat poison to your rice if you're offended.

Death to all terrorists including their sympathizers.

Wehrey, who are you scaring with a curse, even your prayers all your life has never been answered, because your stup1d allah doesn't exist; so who's gonna answer your curse . grin grin,

Ashiwerey just kill yourself, because if you don't die in your sleep tonight, more bad news awaits you from Gaza as soon as you wake up. I suggest you go slam your head at the nearest shrine you call mosque and refuse to leave until allah akboom answers you.

Foreign AffairsRe: Gaza: Many Killed In Al-Ahli Baptist Hospital Bombing - Palestine Officials by mpire: 9:21pm On Oct 17, 2023
Solitechworld:
Since you want to go back the memory lane....

Let me help you Mr saint!

If you want more I have them in pack
Here you, go add this to your sorrow...

Islam is cancer and the cure is GAS CHAMBER.

Foreign AffairsRe: Gaza: Many Killed In Al-Ahli Baptist Hospital Bombing - Palestine Officials by mpire: 8:59pm On Oct 17, 2023
Solitechworld:
Those that are fighting to liberate themselves from illegal occupation are terrorist to you? Those that are fighting to free themselves from open air prison they have been subjected to by illegal Israeli occupation for the past 70+ years are terrorist to you? Those that are fighting to liberate themselves from daily unjustified killing and been used as shield by Israeli terrorist are the terrorist to you?

You bigot!

I bet if they weren't Muslim the case would have been different...
Do you want some cheese with your whine?

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