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Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Chris And Ex-wife, Anita’s Divorce Explained by mpire:
sharpwriter:
Wow shocked did this happen? Did you mean a lady slapped Chris's wife and challenged her in his presence and he did nothing? Àbí you dey play... I didn't hear of this news, where did you get it? Or you used it for example?

Although I know about the harem of beautiful ladies grin wink
Which big church doesn't have beautiful ladies?
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Chris And Ex-wife, Anita’s Divorce Explained by mpire:
OP, did you just stumble on the internet in 2023? This happened in 2014, you suddenly can afford data to give the world your opinion about a divorce that's almost a decade old. I blame the ineffective admin that didn't bother to read your cut and paste. It's a clickbate to drive traffic because it has famous names.

Your user name is racoon, so why would anyone expect something sensible? The woman said she's not doing again, is it by force?

If a girl that's been blocking your calls with your husband while you stayed back in UK with two children then slapped you in Lagos in front of your husband and he didn't defend you, if your head is correct wouldn't you know that's the new wife? And years later this same lady now named her surrogate son Oyakhilome, pathetic. Anita asked a good question why are all these ladies not married, what are you keeping them for? You must be the only church on earth spreading the gospel then, that all the ladies you use them as PA and you don't let them marry. That is not the gospel Jesus paid the ultimate sacrifice for.
PoliticsRe: Subsidy Removal: Filling Stations Record Low Sales As Govs Back Tinubu by mpire: 2:07pm On Jun 08, 2023
KingKO22:
I see PMS price depreciating any moment from now especially when there is competition among importers

BAT has done remarkably well within short period of time in office


I never regret voting and canvassing for you
What exactly has Tinubu done remarkably well again, he's not even been a month in office; is your brain hurting you? Are you still campaigning?
PoliticsRe: Subsidy Removal: Filling Stations Record Low Sales As Govs Back Tinubu by mpire: 2:05pm On Jun 08, 2023
ZombiePUNISHER:
undecided

Governors Back Tinubu's Subsidy removal

But in 2012 when Jonathan did same

The then Lagos State Governor and APc organized a protest against subsidy removal..
They mocked Jonathan
Taunted him and even carried a coffin.

There are levels to evil.
Then Jonathan turned around and gave NNPC key to his girlfriend Diezani.
Christianity EtcRe: Mercy Chinwo Now Charges N10m To Perform In Churches – Rev. Fr. Oluoma by mpire: 1:45pm On Jun 08, 2023
Ilaje1:
Fastest growing? Who is deceiving you? Yet they are using force to tie people down. Do you know hoe many people change from Islam to other religions even in the middle east? Do you know how that want to change but fear that he or she might be killed by your fellow esin imole?
He's right, Islam the fastest growing number of people in hell.
PoliticsRe: Jubilation As George Akume Arrives SGF Office After Swearing-in (Video, Photos) by mpire: 1:35pm On Jun 08, 2023
Naijalarry:
Source-
Oh Lawd, they even had drummers because someone is resuming at his job, in 2023? Why is Nigeria so backward? What exactly were his achievements on day 1 of his job that warranted this clownish display?
SportsRe: Breakdown Of Inter Miami FC's Astounding Offer To Leo Messi by mpire: 1:20pm On Jun 08, 2023
Almiron:
Penaldogs; dummmbfvcks are having sleepless night on this matter o. Steadily wannnking on every Messi thread, lmao
Your agony na eternal
Why are some Nigerians so dum.b? Why are you iidiots always arguing about Messi and Ronaldo, of what importance is it to your miserable lives, isn't your petrol selling at N600? If you like call him whatever you like, does he even know you exist? He makes more money in one minute than you'll ever make in your life even if you live to 7,000yrs. You guys are just too stupiid. Can you even afford a ticket to sit outside the stadium to watch him play...lol. You're in false solidarity with a multi billionaire and you're a broke asss who lives in a 3rd World country. Go fix your life, you will never meet Messi nor Ronaldo.
Christianity EtcRe: Mercy Chinwo Now Charges N10m To Perform In Churches – Rev. Fr. Oluoma by mpire: 1:06pm On Jun 08, 2023
seyicodes:
Please people learn about Islam yourself and not what the media says about Islam. It's the only way to paradise. Please don't curse me.
You won't even smell paradise where you're heading. What is there to learn about a guy that married a 7yr old girl, and had sex with her when she was 9?
Go read Satanic Verses first, at least that's written by your fellow Muslim whom you've been trying to assassinate for decades. You're in total darkness, hope you don't die before you realise then it will be too late.
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye Visits Ibrahim Babangida (Photo) by mpire: 11:07pm On Jun 01, 2023
Derive:
Please if anybody can help me with any little amount to eat I will be very happy. Feeding is a big problem for me and my family please no matter how small. I havent eaten anything since yesterday in the morning pls. My dad is a retired teacher and my mom is late. Am a single mother with my own son mouth to feed, the little money i make have use it to cater for my dad illness and pay house rent but his health is getting worst. Now we can't even eat or buy water to drink. Please if you're reading this message pls come to our aid, no matter how small it will go a long way pls. May God meet you at the point of your need as you have show us mercy amen

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You're definitely MAD. You must not be tired of posting crap,registering a new account daily.
CrimeRe: Court Remands Bishop Feyi In Prison For Allegedly Raping 2 Church Members by mpire: 9:34pm On Apr 17, 2023
Kemi5:
This is so heartbreaking, Nigerians are truly suffering in this hard times.. may God touch the heart of a good samaritan to help you dear
You're obviously the stuppidestttt clown on NL, you comment on posts, get huge likes then change the crap to asking for money; you now turn around and log in as someone else praying a prayer God will never answer.

Good samaria? Alakori, shouldn't you be asking for a good Nigerian, do you live in Samaria?
LiteratureRe: Chimamanda Adichie's 18 Honorary Doctorate Degrees by mpire: 7:21pm On Apr 10, 2023
Chinjo2:
Take it or leave it. When it comes to literature, Chimamanda no be wole soyinka mate at all.
The year is not even half way, but you're arguably the dum.best guy on NL. What makes you iiidiots so Stu.pid that you don't know your fcckn history? Why are most of you on NL so retttarded? How would any sane person compare this girl with Soyinka? Has Boko haram bombed all your schools?

It's obvious NL has become the gathering of the stuupidest people in Nigeria.
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PoliticsRe: Drone Shots Of PDP Governorship Grand Finale Mega Rally In Osogbo (Photos) by mpire: 3:02pm On Jul 15, 2022
Lol
Foreign AffairsRe: Tank Runs Out Of Gas—Ukrainians Mock Russians Soldiers by mpire: 11:34am On Jul 15, 2022
useni1:
https://www.zerohedge.com/military/overnight-icbm-test-rocket-exploded-seconds-after-launch-setting-fire-california-base

shitthole America known for building junks. Surrender to Russia asap
There's a reason we deported you...your sorrow would never end grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Ivana Trump Is Dead! (Donald Trump's First Wife Dies At 73) by mpire: 11:24pm On Jul 14, 2022
LoveNbeloved:
Death is inevitable to all. RIP to her

It means life is for the living. As I am alive today, I need any little favour from you just survive. Life is so hard and becoming unbearable. Help me with any amount please. Come to my aid please.
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Some things never change...

PoliticsRe: Shettima: Any Christian Who Votes APC Has Denied The Church – Bishop Irabor by mpire: 4:29pm On Jul 12, 2022
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PoliticsRe: Shettima: Any Christian Who Votes APC Has Denied The Church – Bishop Irabor by mpire: 4:19pm On Jul 12, 2022
You guys don't get it. If you're a Christian APC just called your bluff, to do your worst. One would have thought in a country divided by two major religions they would've have the decency to say heck no to a Muslim-Muslim ticket. They've simply told you as a Christian you can go to hell, we don't need your vote.

Then you have to be incredibly stuupid beyond words to leave your house, get beaten by the sun and area boys then vote against your own interest. Well, if APC wins and Christians murder rate goes up, we'll be sending you our prayers and we're done with ours if there's any time left.

Rubbish. Half of the north would've been burning by now even with election far away, if the party had chosen a Christian-Christian ticket. But some foools were would be saying his wife is a pastor, who cares, is his wife running for office? if Tinubu wins, he'll probably die in office due to ill health, then the north takes over , finishes his term for him, then demand their own 8yrs. Give or take you're in trouble 2033. Why are you southerners so blind to see what's right on your nose?

Accept my condolences in advance.
PoliticsRe: Ibrahim Masari Resigns As APC Vice Presidential Nominee by mpire: 6:08pm On Jul 10, 2022
diplomat058:
Bro, as a fellow Yoruba and a Christian, I would advise that we stick to BAT. Is Osinbajo not a pastor, look at how christians are being butchered by armed Fulani militia under Buhari. Sometimes, it is better we fight for our rights from outside than being represented impotently. One thing I know is that, BAT would spend a large percentage of his administration trying to please and beg the Christians, especially Yorùbá, for this political sidelining
This is a special kind of stu.pid.
EducationRe: Lagos Shuts Redeemers Nursery And Primary School, Ogba by mpire: 2:05pm On Jul 05, 2022
Stu.pid decision, why must close down an entire school and punish students who've paid school fees just to carry out an investigation? Is everyone in authority in that country mad?

Your useless police don't even know how to carry out a basic interrogation? Please what method or tools are they using to investigate a drowning accident that warrants school closure?

Did the accident happen on the school premises?
FamilyRe: I Hate My Life, I'll Make Sure My Father Suffers At Old Age. by mpire: 8:54pm On Jul 04, 2022
Failure44:
I'm in pains and so annoyed.
I can't even boast of 10k in my account,
I'm crippled with debts on loan apps
This ASUU strike has only made my life worse.
The useless man I call a father that earns half a million monthly, spends It on drinking. I vow to make that man suffer at old age and to bury him in a shallow grave.
What did I do in my past life to be born into a broken home?
Where both parents are like cat and dog.
While my mates were learning yahoo, I was reading like a fool preparing for school.
Now I have secured the so called medicine but am suffering in silence while they're buying cars.

Do you know how painful it is to see the same people you were with now buying cars and using the latest phone?
How painful it is to see them spraying money in the club while you're borrowing money from loan apps?
How painful it is too them those you helped now snub your messages?

Now I understand why people commit suicide
Have you called on Satan to help you? You don't believe in God you said.

Your father earns 500K a month? Didn't you post you don't have rich parent few years ago?

Tales by moonlight...do you want a gold medal for not doing yahoo, who's stopping you?

Foreign AffairsRe: Pro-abortion Activists Protest In Cities, Burn American Flag (Pics, Video) by mpire: 11:08pm On Jun 27, 2022
salem1996:
Most people supporting the abortion issues are hypocrites for as long as they claim to love children.

They claim that it isn't a life baby yet as long as is in the stomach. They should explain if they would have ever existed should they have been aborted even as lifeless beings (as they claim).

A abortion apologist is a potential murderer bro....
You guys are just saying nonsense. No one is supporting killing babies because you got impregnated. Some of these Republicans states already have laws in place, no abortion no matter what.

So if that's fine so can I pray that next time armed robbers come to your house, may they rape your wife, sisters and mothers and get them impregnated. And few years after, may the robbers come back demanding to see the children take them to court and also demand child support. May I also add your brothers to impregnate your daughters. May you be in-laws to boko haram that raped your family members and may God give you money to raise the children they'll have with your wife, daughters, nieces, mother and sisters.

Please say amen.

If can't say amen to this simple prayer then shut your trap if you don't have a uterus.
Foreign AffairsRe: Pro-abortion Activists Protest In Cities, Burn American Flag (Pics, Video) by mpire: 10:57pm On Jun 27, 2022
malvisguy212:
Nigeria play no role in the prophecy. America, China, Russia The Great Britain are the four dragon in Revelation . we are in the dispensation of the last day. All eyes is on America.
OK, point out specifically when in your Bible America where these countries are mentioned? Oh is that in your Quran or you're simply just making stuff up because you've heard someone say so?
Foreign AffairsRe: Pro-abortion Activists Protest In Cities, Burn American Flag (Pics, Video) by mpire: 10:44pm On Jun 27, 2022
Annie001:
We are seeing the last days of America
From a guy that lives in a shiithole? grin

Do you even have anything else that's not been destroyed?

Bunch of fooools.
Foreign AffairsRe: Pro-abortion Activists Protest In Cities, Burn American Flag (Pics, Video) by mpire: 10:31pm On Jun 27, 2022
Righteousness2:
I can Stake my life that Nomerica is the " Mystery Babylon" which will be brought to ruins, Foretold by John the Beloved in book of revelation
Nomerica is a perfect replica of sodom and Gomorrah, where the old and young have seared their hearts with hot iron and are fully given to evil, Wickedness and abominations

We are truly living in the Last of the Last Moments.
Very very Soon, in a moment and twinkling of an eye, all who are Saved and washed in the blood of JESUS Christ will “put on immortal incorruptibility” and forever be with the Lord.
You're really dumb for a guy born in 1980. Where do you come up with all these crap? Is this how they're shallow in that church you atten, God's chosen or whatever you call?it?

Since you're so ignorant and open your mouth without thinking, feeling you're the resident Pastor of nairaland. Read this slowly

Babylon is a city of sin, money and a foreshadowing. It'll be a dangerous place for Christians, many matrys in Babylon.

So that begs the question, between US and Nigeria which one is not safe for Christians? Which country gets Christians killed for their beliefs?

You see how DU.MB you're now? Can't you just keep your mouth shut and go for deliverance. America is not responsible for the failure in your life but if it makes you feel better, please continue to post your stu.pid jargons. I feel sorry for whoever sent you to school.

You can your life, America is the mystery Babylon? grin grin grin

You're nothing but a shallow, ignorant delusional clown who thinks he knows something, flexing muscles on nairaland.

Can even vote in that country without getting shut or area boys beating you down? We must have denied you visa times without number grin Go fix your own country did we ask fir your help? You're irrelevant, what do you think your biitching about America has done to us when? grin grin

When you start killing one another next year's election we'll see who's Babylon. grin
TravelRe: Why Do People In The Diaspora Come Back To Nigeria To Settle When They Get Old? by mpire: 9:11pm On Jun 20, 2022
immortalcrown:
Because the suffering there is not good for old age. Those type of people are selfish people who always run to the most comfortable zones and abandon their relatives at home.

When they are young, diaspora is their favourite. When they get old and begin to pay the price of the enjoyment they had, they will remember "No place like home". If you think they are coming home just because they love home, why did they wait until old age? Are they running from enjoyment in diaspora?

Most of the things you enjoy as a youth will not give you happiness in your old age because they are not what your body and health require in old age. Those people hardly get what pleases old age in diaspora. That is why they run home to search for old-age happiness. There are many reasons.

Suffering is not only about the struggle to make money. Whatever threatens your health or saddens you means suffering.
Arguably the du.mbest post on nairaland. Some of you just write the first crap that comes to your head. There's no point explaining anything to you since you don't have the mental capacity to process the info.

You must be grieving your relative abandoned you and you're waiting for them to return in their old age so you can feel justified grin.

Clown, mention 5 people that you know that have left comfort for a life of misery in Nigeria. They all die within few years of return or quickly return abroad when people like you have taken everything they've labored for. You really must be thinking Nigeria is heaven, can't help your delusion. grin
Foreign AffairsRe: MI6 Spies Say Vladimir Putin Could Be Dead & A Body Double Is Taking His Place by mpire: 8:27pm On May 31, 2022
AfonjaNaBastard:
Sleepy Joe Biden could be dead. What we are seeing could actually be a double body. Idiots!!!

Vladimir Putin we know, Vladimir Putin we support!!!
Putin you know, but haven't figured out who your father is...congrats. When it's time for that POS to die pls kindly volunteer to take his place.

FamilyRe: Is It Wrong Or I Am Over Reacting by mpire: 3:06pm On May 31, 2022
Gabby2022:
I stay with my sis and her husband,most of the time I am always home due to the nature of their job.My sis husband younger brother stays with us but he is hardly home because of work.

Fast forward he has been wanting to let his girlfriend come stay with us since ASUU is on strike, my sis was relunctant but she finally agreed.

Today makes it one week since she came, she has been helping with chores and cooking but the only issue is when her bf (my bro-in-law) is around they bath naked even sleep naked, but with duvet.

Mind you it is a room and parlour self-contain and i feel they shouldn't fornicate knowing fully well i am around.

I haven't told my sis yet because I don't want my sis to kick her out.Right now she has monopolized the bed at night when my sis is not around.

Even if you are wayward,at least show some decency and class.
With all the problems in that country, this garbage is what's on front page? Who's the clown managing this site?
PoliticsRe: Atiku’s Emergence Is An Affront On South — Southern, Middle Belt Leaders by mpire: 10:44am On May 30, 2022
Akerele44:
Good day.....my parents had some challenges which caused them not to be able to pay my remaining #40,000 school fee balance... tomorrow is the deadline for the payment ....please help me...am really depressed and i don't wants to have an extra year ...this is my account details ...0130431753 Union bank
Pls no amount is too small to send
Shey you no get people for your mosque to go ask for help? Your allah dey on vacation?

PoliticsRe: How Atiku Struck Last-Minute Deal With Tambuwal To Win Ticket by mpire: 9:51am On May 30, 2022
Worldlegend:
Like this post if you trust olosho better than polithiefchians


Share if you don't trust any of the two
You're reetarded

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