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DJHANDSOME:
long story.

But very interesting

So true

Does he know what 100% Nigerian means?


No such machine is 100% any country let alone Nigerian.

400billionman:
Nothing broda. But there is alot to it. Its called guts, knowing what to do where others reach and get confused. This guy here should be making more than N1m monthly.

One nigga runs a car wash in malaysia, but he moves in a convoy of 2 range rovers and police escorts when he comes to Nigeria. Success is rocket science..

lol
The car washer guy is a yahoo guy. I am surprised you don't know that.

I vote to stay in the union.

Who the Lord has blessed......

What is the big deal here?

Three factors you need in business

1. Capital
2. Experience
3. Network(connections)

foolinlove:
I'm guessong I can go for the rest of my life. Been 4 years so far. I didn't date out of pity. i didnt accept marriage proposal from pity. Was him chased me.

I don't have any heart to give. My heart is broken into a thousand little pieces. No one can mend that. Only God will mend when I die and am in His arms.

No matter how much I pray, I still love that one guy. Maybe u just can't comprehend what it is to love truly and wholly.

You are both mad and demon-possessed. You better take charge of your life.

She had sex with the guy on your permission. She is just being grateful

TeamSimple:
Are you for real?
Please tell me where you reside.

I live in Lagos. It is only local cultist that can do such cowardly act of killing un-armed innocent citizens. Niger delta militants can't stoop that low.

TeamSimple:
My friend they are Ijaw militants.
Yorubas at isawo/igbo olomu axis gave them so much chance to operate their bunkering business coz dey were also beneficiaries of the dealings. Now it has backfired as the Federal government already stopped the supply of petroleum to the pipe at arepo.

The militants move through the waters ways, perform their action and immediately run back to the water to take cover. Of course you know you don't dare fight an Ijaw man on water. That's mass burial.
The last time they tried coming on land to fight they lost their members, so what they do now is catch the people unaware.
The victims are mostly Okada men. Mind you, it's not a fight against the yorubas alone, but all non Ijaws.

But we have military on ground supported by the police.

Keep talking rubbish...

Ijaw boiz is a name of cult group in that area. They choose the name because they are pipeline vandals. It has nothing to do with Ijaw tribe.

Ijaw militants has not killed anyone since their renewed militancy. They made a vow never to kill anyone.

151487made:
May God's punishment visit u and ur family for wetin u wrote. shey u no say na there i dey stay? u no how many ijaw pple don kill? may God visit u and ur family for wat u wrote once again.

Ijaw boiz is a name of a cult group in that area. It has nothing to do with Ijaw people and NDA.

who is she

They are still part of Europe but no longer a member of a union for European countries. Uefa is different from EU.

habtund:
oponu ni e .......where u no go c ijaw man.. no b where pipeline dey u go c them.... if u dey Lagos just come to Isawo.... seeing is believing

You must think Ijawman is another name for a pipeline vandal.

FYI, Ijaw is a tribe in Nigeria located over 400km away from Lagos. They have enough pipelines in their locality and has no business coming to Lagos.

habtund:
OP is not mad bt u r d mad dog here....... I can't blame you birds of d same feathers. ...come to igbolomu n c Wat d ijaws av done .....since last wik Saturday we don run commot frm elepete

Do you even know where Ijawland is?

Yoruba millitans are killing their brothers and you are here blaming Ijaw militants.

This is really nice

Ijaw people? Op are you mad??

Do you know where Ijawland is?

philfrey08:
Did someone just say "shoot me with that your gun?"

Thats getting desperate o...

Damn!

You no go understand. He has a gun that shoots out money as bullets. It is called money spraying machine.

dragnet:
merci

uwc

macbeyland:
Please Sir Dragnet your answer isn't clear to me. I need to know if I will be violating any rule by creating a thread on nairaland for the purpose of selling my items. Thanks for your patience.

You will not break any rule bro. He is telling you that you have multiple options on the section to create the thread. There are plenty of such threads in each of those sections he mentioned.

macbeyland:
Please Sir Dragnet your answer isn't clear to me. I need to know if I will be violating any rule by creating a thread on nairaland for the purpose of selling my items. Thanks for your patience.

You will not break any rule bro. He is telling you that you have multiple options on the section to create the thread.

This is too childish..

They are Yoruba militants. Ijaw militants have no business coming to Ogun state when they have overwhelming assignment in their region

Wyttcat:
If this is true, the community should start killing all Ijaws around them. This is what you do immediately, not waiting for Fg. The creek will still be dealt with by the military. Any Yoruba that will say a word in defense of niger delta when the region is blown up will meet the same fate the innocent 15 people.

Coward. You can only type that from the comfort of your room

LordVoldemort:
Freeze will be Freezed after reading this piece

dancewith:
Indeed this is guided deregulation. But the point about allowing non oil exporters access to their foreign proceeds (dollars or other foreign exchange received when someone exports goods abroad) is not entirely correct

What the new policy says, which is the main drawback, is that the person receiving the foreign exchange MUST sell to the authorized dealers at the INTERBANK RATES. This, therefore, is the con of this policy. Why not simply allow someone access to his money to sell to whomever he deems fit, either the banks or anyone, wherever he gets a good deal

You will find that the interbank rates would likely never be the same with the black market rates, due to low availability and documentary requirements banks would need before they sell fx to you. It was this same government that started the nonsensical approach of forcing people that received fx to sell at the then CBN rates to the banks. Now they have moved it to forcing exporters to sell their inflows to the banks at interbank rates

As long as interbank rates are not equal to the black market rates, this in effect is shortchanging the owners of the inflows and I hardly see how this particular provision is a good policy

I don't understand what you are saying.

Allowing them access to their FX means they can withdraw their dollar from their bank account. Is there something I am missing?

computerboy:
Morning update!!!!

Stanbic 335

GTB 340

Let's see who'll win this race.




Abeg bankers what's the minimum balance for stanbic savings account?

cc: toluax1.

It is done, are you happy now?

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