₦airaland Forum

AccessME:
for the past 11years i've not go a week without masturbating twice or thrice a week and i'm still a virgin

please I'm just curious to know if it affects your size ie is it making you lean

CilicMarin:
Just To Remind Us, It Is Almost 4 Years Of President Buhari's Tenure, And We Are Yet To Be Islamized...

you dey mind those zombies

Well as e dey pain them... e dey sweet us

Pubichairs:
for the first time, since 2011, Indeed it's a change, we have been longing for....





but it shouldn't withhold us from sending the impostor back to Sudan come next year

zombie

sammuell:
24

I guess u are baby faced then

sammuell:
she told me,am too young for her
And she can't date only me

lol

How old are you?

KillTheZombies:
E pain him dumboharist Muslim zombie skull. The illiterate dullard fail maths in his mock WAEC result released by his school. He must think 4+4= 4. A dullard is a dullard.

as e dey pain dem... e dey sweet us

PMB/PYO till 2023

Please how.many pills of creatine monohydrate should I take everyday? Should it be taken morning and evening, before workout or after workout, before meal or after eating?

Thanks

eleojo23:
Firstbank is not strong?

first bank na bank??

With their shitty backward services

justbusy:
Is Unilag like Harvard University, MIT, Caltech, Oxford, Stanford, or Chicago University? Bury your heads in shame! Those who read to pass exams just to get jobs, not reading to know in order to create jobs! Yet, you have the effrontery to type those balderdash! Your counterparts are running to Ghana to get good education! Greatest Akokites !!! Lol!

bros you are Open University student. Abeg stop claiming Akokite

They all running to GH cos they couldn't gain admission here. Besides GH is just after their money.. more like our private universities

stealthtiger:
Dli students aren't akokites

DLI students are NOUN students on the mainland

Ogaga87:
Greatest gbo gbo

Shii my skool looking nice

greatest gba gba

solutionist:
No. It is not.

I think it's the one in UBA building

Saffi:
I’m so sorry, but you’re deceiving yourself. The only time when naija men still manage to look good after 40-45 is if they have money. For the average man the smoking and drinking in their youth shows all over them as they age. Dull skin, sunken face, pot bellies, grey hair, and receding hairlines. At least women have a reason to age quick, we bring life into this world, do you think it’s easy? What’s the reason for your gender? At least a woman can still package herself to appear younger, once a man hits that time in his life, there’s nothing he can do about it Ahbeg it’s good to be a woman.

what is this one saying

Tubaba looks way younger than his age but cant say same about annie despite the age gap between them (in fact Annie looks older than him)

Most men I know (despite not being rich) look younger than their age but the reverse is the case for the women

What ladies don't understand is their body responds to stress and stretch more than the guys. Reason why a guy can have numerous partners and still look fresh while the lady looks old

P.S - A lady that looks old looks old. No make up and packaging will help her. I think women should stop jumping from one dick to another

danieljessy:
You know that's a big lie but anyways let's agree to disagree

don't mind them

Most guys I know look way younger than their age... but I can't say same about the ladies

They all have this old look... I guess too much of sex

PassingShot:
Buhari Issagoal

It doesn't matter the amount of distortions and false statistics dished out by the media and frustrated yam eaters (FFK, Omokri, Fayose, GEJ, Atiku, Fayose, etc), PMB remains the best president in modern Nigeria.

His reward is a landslide victory in 2019. The result will be so bad that Atiku and Atikulosers/Atikulooters will not believe what has hit them.

I have made various pledges to different people to the tune of N200,000 (chicken change by the way, to the glory of God ) should Atiku beat PMB. Such is the confidence level.





E pain you

If na Atiku dey get this kain donations, the response will be "everybody is Atikulated"
Anyway, as e dey pain you, e dey sweet us

As e dey pain them... e dey sweet us

AnonymousBee:
It's better he leave me without complications. He will still leave me even if I locate north and south with my legs widly open.

Not true

When you are not Virginia why deny him sex just for marriage. That shows the level of desperation on your part

Well like I said a man that will still cheat and leave you will do so even after marriage

Please think and stop portraying your fish brain

AnonymousBee:
I look before I reap,, keeping sex away from relationship help you to sieve out in serious peers. Sex is not a big thing but I can't indulge in it with playboys that view ladies as intimate objects.

story

If u like close your legs... guy wey go leave u go still leave you

Me I can't marry a girl that I didn't have sex with

Not after everything I will notice she's not what she claims to be

humphreychrist:
So we that have account number with access and the Diamond bank nko how we go do now

we don get double accounts with access be that

Luzivert:
Which one is the hardest to break in football history.
1. Messi scoring 91 goals in a season(2012).

2. Lewandowski's 5 goals in 9 mins.

3. Saido Mane's hat-rick in 2mins.

4. Both Cr7 & Zlatan who scored every minute in football history.

5. Eric Bailly who has cleared the ball out of the stadium. ..

Allow me to sit back, wait & watch as I welcome your arguments.

5 though

Mane's hatrick in 2 minutes

ghuzy01:
Havr you been to OAU or University of Ibadan? Unilag na juat packaging.#Fact

I've been to both schools. In fact no mention OAU cos e no follow at all. UI sha make sense

ericmor:
Thank u. I was wondering if not the same school I attended. Was still there 3days ago to use the GTB ATM in the school. The lagoon front pic and the GTB front entrance is d only real fine pics there every other one na camera effect. But there are some other nice and good looking area in d school that is not up there

good camera or not Unilag try. Go to other schools before spewing trash

dominique:
Where is my faculty of science ooo
The only faculty with the unique design and can be viewed from 3rd mainland bridge

which department in science??

I've been to so many universities in Nigeria, got my B.sc in UniBen and now doing my masters in Unilag

All I can say is Unilag is just different from the rest

Indeed the University of first choice.

AHCB:
bro, it's not in my place to do this, but that girl can lie, her lies make the ones told by Lai Mohammed look like a foetus.

Didn't even know it's her before I checked her profile pic and saw her picture which she readily confirm it's her.

Her former monikers were amelian and alexialin. Both of them have been shamed and de famed beyond what words could describe. To think she still comes back and show her face here still baffles me, bro.

That girl is suffering from serious schizophrenia. She needs serious help. Her online begging is second to none.

true... I remember that alexialin moniker. Bro most of these girls are poo real life but be forming NANSENSE online

coolcatty:
This one thinks money is everything....she doesn't know peace of mind is key.

That guy you are mocking maybe living his best life,has peace of mind..same with the lady in question..

I will raise my kids to pursue peace of mind first..money will always come..its just a matter of time...marriage with a bad spouse will age and kill you.

true word brother

I wish I could like your comment a million times

dreamworld:
After I got treated of staphilococus ,i swear not to Bleep run girls again, it's better I buy vaseline , I saw hell

Never knew staph to be that bad

Try and get a life. Men this... men that.

U no dey tire


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