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Romance / Re: How Often Do You Masturbate? Please Be Honest. by mrakeeno: 7:20pm On Dec 27, 2018
AccessME:
for the past 11years i've not go a week without masturbating twice or thrice a week and i'm still a virgin
please I'm just curious to know if it affects your size ie is it making you lean
Politics / Re: President Buhari Sings Merry Christmas Song With Osinbajo And Oshiomhole (Video) by mrakeeno: 6:33am On Dec 25, 2018
CilicMarin:
Just To Remind Us, It Is Almost 4 Years Of President Buhari's Tenure, And We Are Yet To Be Islamized...
you dey mind those zombies

Well as e dey pain them... e dey sweet us

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Politics / Re: NNPC Reserves Three Billion Litres Of Petrol For Yuletide by mrakeeno: 6:29am On Dec 25, 2018
Pubichairs:
for the first time, since 2011, Indeed it's a change, we have been longing for....





but it shouldn't withhold us from sending the impostor back to Sudan come next year
zombie

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Romance / Re: What Caused Your Last Break Up?? by mrakeeno: 5:56pm On Dec 24, 2018
sammuell:

24
I guess u are baby faced then
Romance / Re: What Caused Your Last Break Up?? by mrakeeno: 6:22am On Dec 24, 2018
sammuell:
she told me,am too young for her
And she can't date only me
lol

How old are you?
Politics / Re: 'Photo Of The Year' - Nigerians Do The Buhari 4 + 4, Keyamo Takes It To Ghana by mrakeeno: 11:54am On Dec 23, 2018
KillTheZombies:


E pain him dumboharist Muslim zombie skull. The illiterate dullard fail maths in his mock WAEC result released by his school. He must think 4+4= 4. A dullard is a dullard.

grin
as e dey pain dem... e dey sweet us

PMB/PYO till 2023

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Health / Re: Ask Me Anything On Drugs And Supplements by mrakeeno: 6:14am On Dec 23, 2018
Please how.many pills of creatine monohydrate should I take everyday? Should it be taken morning and evening, before workout or after workout, before meal or after eating?

Thanks
Business / Re: BREAKING: IT’S OFFICIAL – Diamond, Access Banks Merge by mrakeeno: 1:51pm On Dec 21, 2018
eleojo23:


Firstbank is not strong?
first bank na bank??

With their shitty backward services
Education / Re: University Of Lagos (UNILAG) In Pictures by mrakeeno: 1:45pm On Dec 21, 2018
justbusy:
Is Unilag like Harvard University, MIT, Caltech, Oxford, Stanford, or Chicago University? Bury your heads in shame! Those who read to pass exams just to get jobs, not reading to know in order to create jobs! Yet, you have the effrontery to type those balderdash! Your counterparts are running to Ghana to get good education! Greatest Akokites !!! Lol!
bros you are Open University student. Abeg stop claiming Akokite

They all running to GH cos they couldn't gain admission here. Besides GH is just after their money.. more like our private universities
Education / Re: University Of Lagos (UNILAG) In Pictures by mrakeeno: 1:42pm On Dec 21, 2018
stealthtiger:

Dli students aren't akokites
DLI students are NOUN students on the mainland
Education / Re: Computer Science Lab In UNIBEN: Before & After Photos by mrakeeno: 1:39pm On Dec 21, 2018
Ogaga87:
Greatest gbo gbo

Shii my skool looking nice
greatest gba gba
Education / Re: Computer Science Lab In UNIBEN: Before & After Photos by mrakeeno: 1:38pm On Dec 21, 2018
solutionist:


No. It is not.
I think it's the one in UBA building
Romance / Re: Why Exactly Do Some Ladies Look Older Than Their Age?? by mrakeeno: 6:38am On Dec 20, 2018
Saffi:
I’m so sorry, but you’re deceiving yourself. The only time when naija men still manage to look good after 40-45 is if they have money. For the average man the smoking and drinking in their youth shows all over them as they age. Dull skin, sunken face, pot bellies, grey hair, and receding hairlines. At least women have a reason to age quick, we bring life into this world, do you think it’s easy? What’s the reason for your gender? At least a woman can still package herself to appear younger, once a man hits that time in his life, there’s nothing he can do about it grin Ahbeg it’s good to be a woman.
what is this one saying

Tubaba looks way younger than his age but cant say same about annie despite the age gap between them (in fact Annie looks older than him)

Most men I know (despite not being rich) look younger than their age but the reverse is the case for the women

What ladies don't understand is their body responds to stress and stretch more than the guys. Reason why a guy can have numerous partners and still look fresh while the lady looks old

P.S - A lady that looks old looks old. No make up and packaging will help her. I think women should stop jumping from one dick to another

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Romance / Re: Why Exactly Do Some Ladies Look Older Than Their Age?? by mrakeeno: 6:28am On Dec 20, 2018
danieljessy:
You know that's a big lie but anyways let's agree to disagree tongue
don't mind them

Most guys I know look way younger than their age... but I can't say same about the ladies

They all have this old look... I guess too much of sex

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Politics / Re: 2019: Fertiliser Producers Donate N570m For Buhari’s Campaign by mrakeeno: 6:11am On Dec 20, 2018
PassingShot:


Buhari Issagoal grin grin grin

It doesn't matter the amount of distortions and false statistics dished out by the media and frustrated yam eaters (FFK, Omokri, Fayose, GEJ, Atiku, Fayose, etc), PMB remains the best president in modern Nigeria.

His reward is a landslide victory in 2019. The result will be so bad that Atiku and Atikulosers/Atikulooters will not believe what has hit them.

I have made various pledges to different people to the tune of N200,000 (chicken change by the way, to the glory of God cheesy) should Atiku beat PMB. Such is the confidence level.





E pain you grin grin grin grin

If na Atiku dey get this kain donations, the response will be "everybody is Atikulated"
Anyway, as e dey pain you, e dey sweet us grin grin grin
grin grin grin

As e dey pain them... e dey sweet us

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Romance / Re: Reality Not Just Opinion: Advice For Young Single Women by mrakeeno: 8:17pm On Dec 17, 2018
AnonymousBee:

It's better he leave me without complications. He will still leave me even if I locate north and south with my legs widly open.
Not true

When you are not Virginia why deny him sex just for marriage. That shows the level of desperation on your part

Well like I said a man that will still cheat and leave you will do so even after marriage

Please think and stop portraying your fish brain
Romance / Re: Reality Not Just Opinion: Advice For Young Single Women by mrakeeno: 7:59pm On Dec 17, 2018
AnonymousBee:
I look before I reap,, keeping sex away from relationship help you to sieve out in serious peers. Sex is not a big thing but I can't indulge in it with playboys that view ladies as intimate objects.
story

If u like close your legs... guy wey go leave u go still leave you

Me I can't marry a girl that I didn't have sex with

Not after everything I will notice she's not what she claims to be
Business / Re: BREAKING: IT’S OFFICIAL – Diamond, Access Banks Merge by mrakeeno: 4:36pm On Dec 17, 2018
humphreychrist:
So we that have account number with access and the Diamond bank nko how we go do now
we don get double accounts with access be that
Career / Re: How To Achieve Your Financial Goals With A Single Income Source by mrakeeno: 2:23pm On Dec 15, 2018
Luzivert:
Which one is the hardest to break in football history.
1. Messi scoring 91 goals in a season(2012).

2. Lewandowski's 5 goals in 9 mins.

3. Saido Mane's hat-rick in 2mins.

4. Both Cr7 & Zlatan who scored every minute in football history.

5. Eric Bailly who has cleared the ball out of the stadium. ..

Allow me to sit back, wait & watch as I welcome your arguments.

5 though
Mane's hatrick in 2 minutes
Education / Re: University Of Lagos (UNILAG) In Pictures by mrakeeno: 10:11am On Dec 12, 2018
ghuzy01:

Havr you been to OAU or University of Ibadan? Unilag na juat packaging.#Fact
I've been to both schools. In fact no mention OAU cos e no follow at all. UI sha make sense
Education / Re: University Of Lagos (UNILAG) In Pictures by mrakeeno: 8:20pm On Dec 11, 2018
ericmor:


Thank u. I was wondering if not the same school I attended. Was still there 3days ago to use the GTB ATM in the school. The lagoon front pic and the GTB front entrance is d only real fine pics there every other one na camera effect. But there are some other nice and good looking area in d school that is not up there
good camera or not Unilag try. Go to other schools before spewing trash

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Education / Re: University Of Lagos (UNILAG) In Pictures by mrakeeno: 8:13pm On Dec 11, 2018
dominique:
Where is my faculty of science ooo
The only faculty with the unique design and can be viewed from 3rd mainland bridge cool
which department in science??

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Education / Re: University Of Lagos (UNILAG) In Pictures by mrakeeno: 8:03pm On Dec 11, 2018
I've been to so many universities in Nigeria, got my B.sc in UniBen and now doing my masters in Unilag

All I can say is Unilag is just different from the rest

Indeed the University of first choice.

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Celebrities / Re: "IK Ogbonna Lost His Wife, Sonia, To A Billionaire" - Instagram User Claims by mrakeeno: 7:46pm On Dec 11, 2018
AHCB:
bro, it's not in my place to do this, but that girl can lie, her lies make the ones told by Lai Mohammed look like a foetus.

Didn't even know it's her before I checked her profile pic and saw her picture which she readily confirm it's her.

Her former monikers were amelian and alexialin. Both of them have been shamed and de famed beyond what words could describe. To think she still comes back and show her face here still baffles me, bro.

That girl is suffering from serious schizophrenia. She needs serious help. Her online begging is second to none.
true... I remember that alexialin moniker. Bro most of these girls are poo real life but be forming NANSENSE online

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Celebrities / Re: "IK Ogbonna Lost His Wife, Sonia, To A Billionaire" - Instagram User Claims by mrakeeno: 9:58am On Dec 11, 2018
coolcatty:


This one thinks money is everything....she doesn't know peace of mind is key.

That guy you are mocking maybe living his best life,has peace of mind..same with the lady in question..

I will raise my kids to pursue peace of mind first..money will always come..its just a matter of time...marriage with a bad spouse will age and kill you.
true word brother

I wish I could like your comment a million times

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Health / Re: Woman Displays The Burden Of Living With HIV With Her Family. Photos by mrakeeno: 7:13pm On Dec 10, 2018
dreamworld:
After I got treated of staphilococus ,i swear not to Bleep run girls again, it's better I buy vaseline , I saw hell
grin grin

Never knew staph to be that bad
Romance / Re: Thread Closed!!!!! by mrakeeno: 3:42pm On Dec 09, 2018
Try and get a life. Men this... men that.

U no dey tire


Ode

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