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dazzlingd:
Wow.

The world runs in infinity.
It has no end, no beginning, no walls
No up and no down.

An endless possibilities of billions upon billions of events that could happen and could have happened.
No single creature can contemplate the universe even if given billions of years to explore

It is a beautiful world out there.

What could have happened billions of years ago?
What could be happening in a solar system we don't even know they exist neither do they know we exist
What could be happening in a planet 500,000 light years away
what could be happening in a planet 10 million light years away?

If these questions have never crossed your mind, but rather you are buried in an illusion that the world is 5,000 years old and that the creator of the universe has sent his son to a very microscopic portion of the galaxy, to a tiny earth to die for you tiny humans and chose a tiny microscopic portion of the earth and call them his chosen people. And fight local wars, and decide how you should live your lives and made religion for you to worship him.
Then you must question your sanity or curse your IQ for being so low

When you check the location of the sun to pray, Know that you are only staring into an endless space. So is the creator of the universe supposed to hide in one tiny microscopic portion of solar system?

When you scream to the roof to speak in tongues or shout hallelujah, You are only staring into an endless space.

When you expect your god to return soon after 2000 years, know that the world has been for billions of years and will remain ageless

When you expect to be raptured into the sky, know that you are expecting to travel into an endless space

Man! know yourself and know your world!

Although it provokes thoughts about your belief on the billionth dating of the earth especially with want of necessary details and apt veracity.

The age and period of the presence of man in this world are sketchily esoteric and complicatedly delphic. It requires apposite study instead of taking to irreligious theories!

Omahleigh:
It's the way you handpick what to believe and what to discard for me. This same science is what tells you the time, tells you the weather, tells you your heart rate, tells you how to navigate when driving and helps you through your daily life! Science, using these very principles, figured out how to lift a massive 800,000 metric tonne iron and get it to fly you from one continent to another in a couple of hours! You trust it with your life when it dispenses cash from an ATM to the point that you don't even bother counting the money. Even the phone you used to type this crap is a testament to the brilliance and reliability of science.

But when that same science on who's principles man has been able to achieve god-like feats tells you that Dinosaurs roamed this earth 65 million years ago, or that carbon dating can accurately predict objects that are billions of years old, your stupid ass suddenly becomes a smart ass because one fictional story book written by archaic men who thought that the earth was flat tells you that you haven't been here that long.

Religion is truly for small-minded simpletons, this is why Africa is the laughing stock of the rest of the world. A continent overcrowded with stupid people!

You just juxtaposed your comments errantly.
Science has been greatly helpful. It shaped and modified life pleasantly. But it is also limited.
It is only those whose minds are narrow that make some shortsighted posts.
Some countries are more populous than Africa despite it is a continent of its own. I hope that sank in!

jackcanfield:
Unfortunately for Tinubu, his avoidably self-inflicted reputational injury in the Muslim North by his inability to recite the first chapter of the Qur’an is eroding his support. Salafi clerics in the Hausaphone Muslim North who used to preach that a vote for the Tinubu-Shettima Muslim-Muslim ticket was a jihad in the service of Islam have gone quiet. They can’t justify calling someone who can’t recite the fatiha a Muslim. In fact, the clerics have become objects of ridicule now.


I can't help but laugh, even Gov Sanwo Olu that is a Christian can recite Fatihah , so why would the Muslim showman that travel to Mecca like he is going to Ojuelegba not know how to recite Fatihah. I hope he can perform Ablution sha.

What you said looks abstruse.
It is only previous Muslims that could do that. It is debatable if Sanwo Olu had such history.

SocialJustice:
Of all the available men, why choose a leech? End the relationship before he pulls you into poverty too. This is not love you're displaying, it is foolishness.

And I assure you that those broke couple are still having sex.

This will end in the destruction of your finance, mental and emotional health.

You are so right.
Gben5, this is the best advice to take on the next better action to take.
I guess you didn't tell your brothers or sisters about this issue. They would have got your head checked for you to even contemplate on such wrong and self-defeating course of action.
That man doesn't love you. He is only with you because of the material items he could get from you. Just kick him out of your life now and keep your mind open for any available better man. Between, Which part of the country are you from?

Kiddogarcia:
You are calling the journey of three years a one-off.
You are calling five month of consistency that had only brought a defeat in a game they should have one a fluke.
The fact that you are even dragging United in the top mix is hysterical to me.
Same man United that's been wallowing in mediocrity for over five years now, and here you are tipping United over arsenal.
Here you are supporting a consistency of two month over five month solidness.
There's a different between the sad truth and an attempt to show the inner Charlie Chaplin in one.
Sorry yours is the later than the former.


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It was funnier than you wrote the most successful English club, with the most EPL title, off.
Don't forget the only defeat you were very gloomy about was handled to you by the same Man U.
So in football, anything happens.
And making dismissal of a heavyweight like United is injurious.
Enjoy your short, provisional moments of shine. When the chickens are not at home, the croackoaches always play publicly.

DoxxAnon:
Let’s not forget , Emefiele turned the CBN into a contract -awarding agency!

A lot of people do not know this but the CBN in 2020 issued a contract tender for a crack down on social media. Basically, the tender was for a company that would set up social media moderation software that will allow the government shut down and block access to social media platforms and monitor users on these platform!

As we speak, this project could be ongoing… it will give the FG enormous powers to monitor activities online and this was sponsored by the CBN

Are you sure about this?
The government already said otherwise.

raymondinc:
These people at the hemp of power knows something that we don't know or perhaps something that we are not sure of, in every sector, every head is performing and acting as the president of this nation.
Is his Excellency Muhammadu Buhari truly dead?

You can say that again!
Nigeria is as mismanaged as or more than a chicken assembly or shithole.
Little wonder nothing works well in this unpleasant country.

Kiddogarcia:
A better fit, you should be competing with Charlie Chaplin as the greatest joker of the century oooo.
Is this analysis or beer parlour football exchange fuelled by three bottle of Heineken and a pot of nkwobi

I know truth hurts! I never expected it to have this onerous effect on you.
Everyone knows Arsenal to be a mediocre team.
They are just having their moments now because of absence or reduction of form of the big boys.
Before this January's end or mid February, everything will even out. And everyone would relocate to his position. And Arsenal further down the table and making attempts to play Europa.
Time always will tell soon.

Kentuforchrist:
Na so una talk last year say before December arsenal go come down now this is January arsenal are still top

And who tell u say manutd go beat us for emirates stadium lol

Well, in life there is always an exception; that is a tiny odd of fraction that goes against the expectations.
But this is Arsenal na. They will surely mess up. The league is not a place for Jokers. That is just the plain fact.
Don't be mad, just take heart!
Instead of Gunners, Man U are a better fit.

Oghighirhighi:
Foolish Oshiomhole, his Uzairue clan celebrated the new palace for his clan head and the occasion was graced by the Oba of Benin. They later on paid a thank you visit to the Benin morarch, in all these, he was absent as an illustrious Uzairue son because of guilty conscience. Please Oshiomhole, charity begins at home.

That doesn't distract from the fact that he is their best, and most illustrious son ever.
Philip is just a little weaned kid where he is!

Obakashdee:
Ok there was one babe then, after the relationship started na, we was chilling, went to her place, did some gentle boy stuff no touching. After that na, she came over to my place for a sleepover.

For night na, Oya babe how far how far, we started smoooochingg and all na, time for bleeping, she said she’s not ready just romance, I was like you are not even taking part in the romance, she said ok sorry.

Her turn to romance oo, can you imagine this girl carry her hand to my armpit and started teasing me, locked me in with her legs and was teasing me seriously, Omo I shock, though the thing sweet sha but it was weird, never seen such before! Had to break free and call it a night.

Make we no meet again abeg

Are you sure that girl doesn't have mental issues? Armpit of all places?

JoeNL22:
50k @ Otta, Ogun state.

Obi cum to our rescue!

Although at Abeokuta it is 30k. Why the big difference?

Depressed101:
Never, it will only continue to get worst...

In a country where life is not valued,
Where innocent children are killed so gruesomely, that you beg to ask if this humans have heart

All this spillage of blood, you think they won't cry?
The land is full of blood..

It will. Never get better, but worst....
Mark my word.

How could you be this cold-heartedly and gruesomely hardhearted to opine such of your own country?
This is so grimly grimy and grudgingly gross.
I just wish the good people in Nigeria could be compensated with better life.

opius:
Una still dey ask girls to be your lover ? They are our lovers already nah... Na to just arrange how una go take gbenge unaself

Lol, you don't mean it?

ShaqFu:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzq69p7eKkA

Now this is among the best rap song out there. Bouqui and Blaise killed their verse. It's absolutely marvellous.

Blaise came hardest on the tract. I wish Zee were there.
It would have been more lyrically lethal!

Iqtest:
Stop lying no bank in america give you $10k without federal requirement.

What about mexican banks? Do they give any Loan above $2,000?
A Mexican friend appears clueless about that.

Juniperteddy:
What!!!? Do you know what it means to be number 91 among over 4billion women in the world??

That matters nothing because she deserved better.
She is the first woman and the first and presently the only woman and African to hold such bigger and prominent position as WTO head.
Apart from other many areas she has had a big impact, she is one of the pioneers of women inclusivity in world politics and organisations. That alone speaks larger volumes and gives worldwide resounding, promising effect!
Such importance merits her to be at most below top 10 world most powerful women.
The organizers are just cluelessly and racially repellent, incompetent.

Allisgud:
USA sabi do ojoro,even if she is worth no 1 of that position they won't give it to her,go and check the list na them full their

You are so right.
Imagine Okonjo Iweala the first woman ever to head WTO is being positioned at number 91? That is 9 numbers away to be off the list. Even top 90, she didn't make it!
This is just injustice and gross incompetence on the part of the organizers.
She deserves being in nothing less than top 20.
The west always have a way of short-changing Africans.

yomi531:
Nice Performance from the African teams today (Ghana and Cameroon). The possible 9 slots for africa in 2026 world cup is truly deserving

The increase of spot was supposed to begin with this tournament.
But It didn't go through.
The number of slot for Africa is not that high.

CountVersailles:
I suffered an embarrassment at the airport today while traveling and I just have to ask myself again, how did I end up as a Nigerian? Which lottery did I play that brought this bad fortune on me?

What sort of embarrassment was that? At least, it would help to understand the core of your topic better.

chrisblack1234:
Let me give you a summary on this..tinubu bola is the only daugher of Ahmed tinubu foster parent..when bola tinubu who was a female died, tinubu Ahmed claimed the name to travel out and all was perfected.. He claimed the name, but let's find out who truly owns the certificate either male or female..reno is right but same time wrong..

This looks interesting.
But most people have never thought of it from these angle.

Toks2008:
He attended but adopted another name.

Learnt he wS known with another name until he traveled with ori olori which bears the his present name.

That is why he has no records of his academics prior to his traveling to U.S

How true are these?

zedman1:
Don't take any medications. It's your mind that's playing tricks on you. I have been there too. You have too much conscience. There's nothing wrong with your..... Something.

Really?

Maynman:
Heard of porn induced erectile dysfunction?

I am very aware but the op 's situation is different from erectile dysfunction since his private organ still rises sometimes.

ejimatic:
Yorubas call it Ari..ku There is solution to it.

What does it do?
I know of a married man that has such issues. Maybe that could help to save his marriage.

Horo:
Reduce sugar intake
Exercise lots
take weed if you can
eat well

Weed is illegal and makes one 'insane'.
Is there any substitute?

Eluala:
Anxiety. You need to just breath in deeply, take it nice and slow. Just relax.

Anxiety can be ruled out since he is not immature.
Some people bring up the spiritual angle.
I think his situation is a complicated health situation.
I just don't know the main issue yet. Maybe the op had an accident that affected his private organ.
I juat guessed.

meobizy:
Who erection help?

You! It brought you to life.

Maynman:
Stop watching porn…. And quit masturbation.
https://www.nairaland.com/7389649/whats-fuss-no-fap

What about those that don't masturbate but have such issues.
And such issue can't be termed erectile dysfunction since his dick rises well some other times. I don't think anxiety is part of the cause since the OP is an adult.

Conner44:
You are a very lucky human being. Your case is very easy to diagnose and treat

You simply have a very potent spiritual wife and she’s hell bent on paying you back for not acknowledging her existence and carrying mere mortal women into your home to insult your spiritually ordained wife

Oya carry your phone, open google map and search for the directions to MFM Prayer City, Lagos Ibadan Expressway. Make your way there. Don’t forget to carry a bag with extra clothes and many boxers too because during ‘spiritual wife’ deliverance sessions it’s very common to see fully grown men shitting their pants and pissing their trousers.

Hold some extra cash too because you’d need to make a beeline to the nearest ‘olosho’ quarters at Mowe to test the goodness of your new found freedom

This is funny and clownish at the same time.
What the op said is real, bro.

garfield1:
Which area gives bloc votes in edo north if not etsako

You are right. It is Etsako which has the highest population and number of local government councils.
And among the Etsakos, Etsako west is most developed and has the most population.
Within the Etsakos West, Auchi is the capital which has the most population and development.
Hence the block votes of Edo north comes from Auchi.
But Oshiomhole is relegating the main indigene of Auchi to the background.
It even caused some raucus recently.