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Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Need A Web Designer by MrAnonymous:
GidiBooks.com
Jalingo.co
FutoGist.com

PS: I work as a professional graphic desiner for a co.

contact@jalingo.co
PhonesRe: Infinix HOT 2 (x510) Official Thread by MrAnonymous:
cassyrooy:
This dollar ish just plummet plans, i been wan buy iHOT2 with 2GB RAM.

I no like 1GB RAM devices if not i for buy the 1GB own.

iHOT2-1GB RAM variant na how much now? Plus pick to Gwarimpa.
If you are looking for a 1GB ram phone, I will advise you go for the Doogee X5 Android phone. It has almost same specs with Infinix hot 2, except it's cheaper. For N19,990.
Music/RadioRe: Can Someone Please Translate The Lyrics Of Phyno's Connect To English For Me? by MrAnonymous:
You can get the translation of the song here: Phyno Connect Translation.
To see the translation of a paragraph, just click on the plus sign at the bottom of the paragraph. You can also add your own translations.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Very Urgent Vacancy: Lagos by MrAnonymous: 4:54pm On Jan 08, 2016
Non-paid position?? Ok.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Vacancy!vacancy!! by MrAnonymous: 10:00am On Jan 08, 2016
Citycred:
Well you know what they say... Don't judge the book by the cover, its not our fault that the B.sc holder couldn't perform. I hope you understand the reason why this position has to come up again. Thank you
You cannot keep using people like this. If you really had a crowd of applicants during the first recruitment, shouldn't you have whitelisted the best candidates (at least 10) and rank them in order of priority, so that in the event that the selected candidate cannot "perform", you contact the second person on the list and offer him/her the job huh??
EducationRe: Mixed Reactions At FUTO When Their Resumption Date Was Announced by MrAnonymous:
dominzy:
Lol. Which category do u fall in?

Subscribe to our BBM Channel C002461DE
Bro you should have given credit to Futogist. They posted the meme.
BusinessRe: Where To Buy Or Sell Ebook by MrAnonymous: 5:10pm On Dec 15, 2015
Your site is down. The only ebook marketplace I've come accross is www.gidibooks.com
WebmastersRe: What Do You Think Of This Algo? by MrAnonymous(op): 9:34pm On May 02, 2015
MrAnonymous:
For the sake of this thread, I have opened voting to unregistered users.
Apparently, this doesn't work well. May cause problems. Took it off.
WebmastersWhat Do You Think Of This Algo? by MrAnonymous(op): 8:48pm On May 02, 2015
See attached.

This algo is supposed to rank topics based on a couple factors (calculated) combined with positive or negative votes from other people (influenced).
I have written it in a way that it doesn't give old topics much of a chance to float too high. This is accomplished by weighting votes based on how old the topic is.

For the sake of this thread, I have opened voting to unregistered users.

Please use it and shoot me any negative criticism. Thank you.

Address is in siggy.

WebmastersRe: Nairalanmembers Online: (5029 Members And 7343 Guests Online In Last 5 Minutes!) by MrAnonymous: 12:18am On Apr 14, 2015
denzmark:
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What does the file mean?
PhonesRe: Etisalat Nigeria Blackberry 10 Plans by MrAnonymous:
The BB10 plans have since undergone some reshuffling grin
The new Etisalat BlackBerry plans offer all the BBM you’ll ever need with unlimited access for the duration of your plan. Even when your data runs out, you’ll be able to chat on BlackBerry Messenger, as the service is not charged from your data bundle. In other words, they shouldn't just call it unlimited, but BB10 plans with unlimited BBM.
WebmastersRe: How Does Nairalnad Fronpage Works by MrAnonymous: 6:35pm On Dec 25, 2014
cbrass:
You don't have to create any table now.just create a status column in the table holding your topics then create a button in front of each topic from the admin end that will be clicked and the status of that topic will be updated by anything you give it so you had in your query a WHERE CLAUSE to select according to the status of each row. Eg if you want those topics that have a status=1 to always be on the front-page, you just include it in your SQL. Select * from topicstable where status=1. That's alll
So how do you then sort the topics to show them according to when you added them?
WebmastersRe: Can Someone Edit SMF Mod For Me by MrAnonymous: 6:04pm On Dec 25, 2014
Ok. So what changes did you make that made it stop?
WebmastersRe: Can Someone Edit SMF Mod For Me by MrAnonymous: 10:47pm On Dec 24, 2014
There's no need to waste your money, SMF has a support website. Besides, a simple google search should get you what you want.
WebmastersI Would Like To Advertise On Your Website by MrAnonymous(op): 3:07pm On Dec 21, 2014
I am looking for small Nigerian websites with decent traffic I can advertise on. Please post your website and advert rates. No links please. Your reply should be like this website(dot)com or something.

I'll do background checks and if I like your website, I'll contact you via your website.
BusinessRe: Mr Ugwoegbu Henry Is A Thief by MrAnonymous:
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WebmastersRe: Error 404 - Page Not Found by MrAnonymous: 10:07pm On Oct 11, 2014
1. What did you do before it started?
2. If you use wordpress, did you recently change your permalink settings?
3. What makes you certain that the problem is with your htaccess file?

If you're using a CMS, it is best you correct it from inside the software, because touching the htaccess file would only mean complicating things for yourself in future.
WebmastersRe: Why Is My Subdomain Not Showing On Search Engine? by MrAnonymous: 9:53pm On Oct 11, 2014
Depends on when you created the subdomain. Links don't just appear on the Google index by magic, it may take a few days to a couple weeks depending on how active your website is.
NYSCRe: Lagos State NYSC Batch B 2014 (Stream I&II) by MrAnonymous: 5:11pm On Sep 23, 2014
ibullem: [color=#015620]
Chai chai NYSC, dia ris God ooo

This PPA u ar sharing will answer ooo
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Haha.
As in, the whole thing just seems like they used those spinning lottery boxes to hand pick everything.
NYSCRe: Lagos State NYSC Batch B 2014 (Stream I&II) by MrAnonymous: 1:51pm On Sep 23, 2014
futuredangote: Let's even assume say u go 15days only out of 30days in a month.That will amount to 7-8k in a month. Who will balance who?
Lol. I just pictured myself asking the principal that question: "Who will balance who?"
Haha.
It just won't work my brother.
NYSCRe: Lagos State NYSC Batch B 2014 (Stream I&II) by MrAnonymous: 12:29pm On Sep 23, 2014
Posted to a public school in Yaba.
Daily TP would be roughly N500
Pay is 5k.
Although they are offering accommodation for corpers, but the environment is not something I would think of considering for my best friend.

I pray to God I find a better option.

Good luck everyone.
NYSCRe: NYSC Batch B Corpers Needed In A Company In Lagos. by MrAnonymous: 7:29pm On Sep 18, 2014
Sent.
NYSCRe: Lagos State NYSC Batch B 2014 (Stream I&II) by MrAnonymous: 9:51pm On Sep 02, 2014
No geopoliticrap zones today. The blue & white area was annoyingly free this morning grin Not a single soul.... I had to look around to see if they had moved the line somewhere else.

Btw If you need bigger khaki trousers, I'm here for you.
NYSCRe: Lagos State NYSC Batch B 2014 (Stream I&II) by MrAnonymous: 11:50pm On Sep 01, 2014
1kanma: pls don't sit down at home and be waiting for ur own day Mi dearie if u can make it y not go. dey will not camp u if ur day does not fall at d day of ur reg. pls @all don't be confused. D stress is too much to sit at home and be waitin. Mi bit thou, gud nyt
On the positive note, the weekend may be lighter though, since it looked like pretty much everyone was at the camp today.
NYSCRe: Lagos State NYSC Batch B 2014 (Stream I&II) by MrAnonymous: 11:42pm On Sep 01, 2014
prixxy7: lol. Everybody saw prixxy. U̶̲̥̅̊ sef ƒø̲̣̣я̅ cm meet me na. At least a hi wuld do.
No, that line was more important. Leaving would mean flushing 2 hours down the toilet.
WebmastersRe: How Much Will I Pay For 10,000 Facebook Fanpage Likes? I Really Need It. by MrAnonymous: 10:51pm On Sep 01, 2014
I've got 20K nigerian fans. It's yours for 150k only. Take or leave. grin
NYSCRe: Lagos State NYSC Batch B 2014 (Stream I&II) by MrAnonymous: 10:32pm On Sep 01, 2014
This has been the worst day of my 2014... And to think I almost argued with the guard who told me in the morning that the no camp thing was good news grin

I saw prixxy7 and her co-amigos up front but I was stuck in THAT line, you know what line (the blue and white one). I was there from 2-5.

The backpack I decided to bring was the worst idea ever. If you haven't gone there yet, try not to carry anything unnecessary, you may not like yourself. After a couple hours I was even beginning to feel the weight of my phone in my pocket.

Someone actually came with booter and jerry can grin

I'll be there again tomorrow though, regardless.
NYSCRe: Lagos State NYSC Batch B 2014 (Stream I&II) by MrAnonymous: 5:26pm On Aug 28, 2014
They may have split us up because of crowd.. Monday will be packed smiley
NYSCRe: Lagos State NYSC Batch B 2014 (Stream I&II) by MrAnonymous: 4:15pm On Aug 23, 2014
This is funny. I don't want to say I told you so but it looks like we've been siphoned.
prixxy7: wat doesnt sound rythuh
I think I know it now Prixxy.... 3 campings in 4 months doesn't sound right (in the DG's head). Poor Ebola was just there to receive all the blame. DG should've just moved batch C to March.

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