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Jonathan+PDP+APC-The general Masses= Failed Nation

Oluwa ku suru! Wonder what could have happened to human race if religion leaders were God ¤in fela's voice¤ i sorry sorry oo...

kulex2k1:
Question was dumb tho!

reasoning with your dumb skull. You know how things goes here in Nigeria. Persin go reach there nw dem go say dem no dey fix phone. My phone has software ish,so i av my reason of askin such question and am entitled to my opinion. The poster already did justice by answerin my question without any hazle. so wat the heck is ur problem? Must u comment

As much as i respect people's opinion. Lets give kudos to suarez. A complete forward! He was the premiership highest goal scorer without a single penalty and he started the league late. He has the highest assist beta dan any midfilda in epl last season. He's scored more dan any striker in his national side. After bein suspended for 4month,he's back to his best with 24goals and plenty assist in the highly competitive barca team. Comparing this talisman to hazard is hate on football. Hazard is good but not better than suarez at the moment. He might be a better player than him later if he keeps on improving his scoring ability dan just dribbling! My sincere view

For this kind dry season!

RobinHez:
is it not a samsung product?

why taking taking paracetamol ontop anoda person headache? I only asked for clarification. Am nt dumb and d poster already answered that.

MissTechy:
Yes - provided it is a Samsung phone

Thanks

Ndissle:
Good day... For those that reside in
LAGOS and you have any problems with your MOBILE PHONES whether it is BLACKBERRY, TECNO, NOKIA, SAMSUNG, IPHONES,
INFINIX, ITEL PHONES, No matter the model and fault is has, whether screen problem, broken
screen or touchpad, whether ur phone doesn't boot well
(stopping at tecno logo or infinix logo etc), any problems at
all you are faced with and you want fast repairs without the
hustles, you can reach me via 08038603994 for repairs.And I
also use the same number for whatsapp. You get your phone fixed the same day. Please I don't do
custom ROM. Thanks!!!!

WHERE ARE YOU IN LAG?

Does this offer include phones too?

Here in Ado-Ekiti 87naira at NNPC and Total. but the queue long from here reach lagos. while others sells btw 130-150naira per litre

All is well

So touching...

Hopeful

Luis Suarez

All is well

Thats why its always cool if you could differentiate what you want from what you need. Don't start what you can't finish girl. You Trying to eat your cake and have it. Don't do it cos you will regret it.

Teacher: How old is your father?
Kid: He is 6 years.
Teacher: What? How is this possible?
Kid: He became father only when I was
born.
Logic!! . This kid is from IIN! !
Children Are Quick and Always Speak
Their Minds
_______________________________
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find
North America . MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who
discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
_______________________________
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using
the tables.
_______________________________
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell
'crocodile?' GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked
me how I spell it.
(I Love this child)
_______________________________ TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical
formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
_______________________________ TEACHER: Winnie, name one important
thing we have today that we didn't have
ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
_______________________________
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground
than you are.
_______________________________
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence
starting with ' I. ' MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie...... always say, 'I
am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of
the alphabet'
_______________________________ TEACHER: George Washington not only
chopped down his father's cherry tree,
but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you
know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe
in his hand...... _______________________________
TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly,
do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is
a good cook.
______________________________ TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on
'My Dog' is exactly the same as your
brother's.. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No sir, It's the same dog.
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
____________________________ TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a
person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
_______________________________
PASS IT AROUND ANDh MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH!
LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!!.

BY THEIR NAME YOU SHALL KNOW THEM. A KID WOULD ALWAYS BE A KID IN HIS OWN CASE. I JUST HOPE HE GROW UP SOON!!!

Hmmm! Yahoo girl on the move. Taking over from Yahoo boys...

Obadiah77:
A iliterate is a illitratw u idiontard

I WOULD STOOP TOO LOW IF I BANTER WORDS WITH A NITWIT LIKE YOU! KEEP FIGHTING WITH YOUR STUPIDITY YOU THIS DUMBASS NIGGA!

nzeobi:
Gerard for his leadership role and as a midfielder.
Frank a goal scorer that can neither be called a midfielder or striker

U sabi football wella. one orijin for u

Make i save the page for future reference

Obadiah77:
are you trying to call me a illiteract?? i wrote good english you are the one that need to stop writing illiterat, what is ur?

An illiterate not a illiterate. U suppose go kill ur english teacher if you could still find him/her or make u collect ur sch fee back... Still u no get shame i taya for u o

Wonders shall never cease! You need to be referred to the rehab op.

Kuku say make we no marry at all

1 missed call: he thought about u 2-9 missed calls:he cares 10 missed calls:he's worried 30 missed calls: heZ Hot 50 missed calls :na psycho 1 misses call:she likes u 2-9 missed calls : she's missing u 30 missed calls : she's suspecting u
50 missed calls : she's outside ur crib!
she don catch u

NIGERIANS GREAT PEOPLE, GREAT NATION. SUFFERING AND SMILING! ALWAY COPING AND HOPING FOR THE BEST.

Vashni:
No. F*** no. They are gross.

HEY YOU PRETTY

DNDROID:
No free delivery.. Except you get 4pcs.. In lagos only

OK

ivcraig:
Still available

PRICE AND LOCATION?

DNDROID:
Price going up O... hurry now!

IS IT FREE DELIVERY TO ALAUSA SECTARIAT?