₦airaland Forum

SimplyAJ:
LP for the win

I heard Tilumbu lost Iragbiji to LP

yemzone:
I almost missed this, although it's personal. I noticed the cuteness of the young police woman who manned our PU. This lady bam, from her head to her boot. Nice backside and body structure. I wonder why such a pretty lady joined the Police. 💁I dey target her finger if she put ring. Will it make sense if I had collected her number? Would she arrest me? Insult me? 🤔

EmekaBlue:
Its high time I will personally stop giving alms to all these almajiiris and northern beggars because I always give to them alot.

I can see how selfish and self centered they are.

LesbianBoy:
If Peter obi should miraculously win the presidential election its time to go for Lagos governorship.


Godfatherism has to end. How can one person be deciding the fate of so many people

obi4eze:
That's not fair but you're not good enough for Chelsea. English coaches aren't that good. Spanish or Italians are better

ElSudani:
Waiting for Jagaban of Africa.

doctore212:
My polling unit is near one olosho hotel.
To avoid story that touch the heart, me I left my house pay for one olosho for TDB .

Na from there I go vote and na Kwankwaso I go vote .

But if she knack me well I fit vote OBI

Nbote:
He's a foolish slowpoke.. Na a day before election you dey realise say u no get sense

EricBloodAxe:
I can't help but observe that there are two selfish, self centred louts on this thread who only care about selling Umidigi devices to nairalanders but don't care about helping out when those devices develop issues. To them, it's about selling the device and making money, any other thing is none of their business. I'll advice any intending Umidigi user to boycott this product. Because they'll readily sell to u all, but once any fault comes up, they turn deaf and dumb. Umidigi is a useless company with no phone repair centres available for their devices. One must not always order accessories from AliExpress for a product that is sold here in this country. As for those Umidigi vendors on this thread, na Ogun go kill una, ediots!!!

Chaos14:
Their websites would lag like their phones

ResidentSnitch:
What irks me is the nauseating reportage of this media outlet. The sycophancy and mediocrity from them stink worse than a pigsty.

FalseProphet1:
I see sanity returning back to Nigeria once 😁Jagaban😁wins.

This I have seen.

Coolsperm:
Tinubu is the major cause of this currency problem, Tinubu stole money Tru bullion van during last election

duro4chang:
May God bless Bola Ahmed Tinubu the incoming president of Nigeria.

Zonefree:
A single pant there is valuable than all female Nairaland pants put together.

StrongAlphMale:
Dear men,

If you want to give her a romantic gift, give her
Flowers, Chocolates, A love poem.

But except she is your wife, giving her a Range Rover, a house, an iPhone 13, and wads of Naira notes, is not romantic. It is idiotic! If she says there is love in giving, ask her why she is not giving any materiel things to you? Does that mean she hates you? Think with your head. Not with your productive organs. There are many fish in the sea. If one is too greedy, move on to another!

Offpoint1:
I have no clue untill I pay up the 5k airtime I borrowed...

Racoon:
How can you be robbing Peter to pa Paul? Useless compromised Supreme Court of a failed country.

chudez0147:
DamnNigga
Two Legend . Indomie generation will not understand

mindful01:
He’s coming to Liverpool next season



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Busy76:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoNZ-X0cEF4



https://thisweekng.com/2023/02/naira-swap-bank-customers-cooks-and-eats-noodle-inside-gtbank-in-aba-abia-state-video/

ruggedtimi:
Chatgbt asap asking for money to continue chatting with Al ..when there is an open space Al online

Psady:
Op u be Ashawo! U don't have a particular brand. Only u use oppo,Nokia,Samsung, Huawei/itel,even fero join.so what's Ur latest gadget make?

Bodmum:
it's like putting motorcycle engine into a trailer, you know how difficult it will be for the engine to propel the trailer.

Jamesbiodun:
The price is okay

Villa12:
Tinubu is the next president of the federal republic of Nigeria to succeed Muhammad Buhari

Zonefree:
Simpathetic comedian with a dysfunctional home

Na now she go calm down plan how to eliminate you finally. Ozuor!

IslamIsIdiotic:
Vulture meat seller just had to add his meaningless contribution

brain54:
E no go pass South Africa…

princeade86:
Smile. South Africa dey form USA of Africa

onomeabuja:
He is preaching d gospel....
No to Muslim - Muslim 🎫 Ticket
No To Blu Blu Blah old senile!!!
& No To Apc!!!

*Modified*
I was at the ATM yesterday & one man angrily said that any of his siblings that vote Apc, he will disown such person and that's the truth!!!
😈 Evil smells in their face