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Lol. Here must be let's kill english part 2

**be right back**

Chibaby u funny jor. Which one be "get away". been away on holis(holiday). Story go full here now, if i begin. Eya! Been away toooo long sha.

Roman modify jor how be sis? Abi u urself don get drunk before opening?


We go relate now(outside) anyway mama is still doing wella

**gives her a bear near crushing hug**

Chichi muo! How de werepa(wassup). It's been a decade i guess? how i missed u

How far now? Tell me sometin jor

Excellent!

Wey barman? Wanna get drunk tonight .

Evening ladies

i don't expect dis from el guapo. not funny at all

WETIN NOW!!! NA HOW MANY OFF-TOPIC WE GO GET. POSTER NXT TIME CHECK WELLA 

>>>>>>>>>>>https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-580436.0.html<<<<<<<<<<<<

^^THAT'S d purpose of closing this one

I CLOSE THIS F***ING THREAD IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER, THE SON AND THE , EVERYBODY SAY AMEN!!!

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=538180.msg7467351#msg7467351 date=1294241214]^^ what's with the rudeness Vicks??

'tis uncalled for!

we're all trying to have a laugh - no need to make it personal

so chill!![/quote]Excuse ma language Missy but that's undiluted crap. he called for it(directly). Jxt what u get when u want to chill wif old friends. Warra a mistake!!!! I'm out

Pharoh:
You no know wetin them they call typing errors  and moreover the message is not lost despite the wrong statement.  

I go dey watch out for your own  as from now on  . . . . ingrish tisha indeed.    

sharap jor. jxt admit it

Pharoh:
See as this small wind just blow your yansh for public like this abi them no teach you say those who live in a glass house do not throw . . . .

crazy idio*t . American English. goggle it reta*rd . brain dead manliness sucking bloodsucking fool 

Pharoh:
Guy try make you go enrol for JAMB . . . . the right statement suppose include "Your" abi vicks na your brother?  


You fit come imhoteps chambers come take some lessons sha . . i no dey charge too much . . . 500 euros per hours.  

JESUS CHRIST!! see English. ROMAN! where u?

El Guapo:
VICTOR MAMA DEY CALL YOU HMNN,    

roman wetin now. u dey expose me    

Idowuogbo:
haba na wan one  eye u get , your nickname na pirate bones
so y u tripping over mine , tell God ok  ndo

lol no eyed pirate

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=538180.msg7467140#msg7467140 date=1294239737]huh?? abeg break am down jor

I nor dey feel you on dis one. . .[/quote]emmmmmmmmm na simple code   just open ur mind      

El Guapo:
VICTOR TIME UP  

lol crazy boi  

Element G:
dats even true, wats your new year resolution vicks

i was blue now i wanna turn black  (for real)

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=538180.msg7467037#msg7467037 date=1294239022]fat chance - d guy na aboki now  

no not really. Aboki-ism ain't ma kinda thing jor   [/quote]hmmmm new year resolution? i pray u no go cook winch make i chop sha  

Idowuogbo:
u dey craze , your teeth na iluminous green compare to my own , no to talk d odour of your mouth na wiped out d whole haiti

u are mouthed my staff, u don chop , puff puff on me
make i send saliu

wetin now u dey read right or left?? u don blind finally?

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=538180.msg7466975#msg7466975 date=1294238537]dis your mouth eh!

I go use screw-driver twist am for you

remove all dat extra fleshy lips of yours wen dey make you mis-yarn like dis. . .   [/quote]lol no kiss am with style sha

Idowuogbo:
if i stone u obochuckwu go analyse money u dey analyse letter
nd u are our stakeholder , stupenndous

lol babe u don better i swear!!!!! cos u don stop to the curse. congrats  

jokingmary:
Oh I see
I think she is past tense now

 

Idowuogbo:
^kai see revelations so na jungle una dey liv loll
na wa una dey embrace agriculture o ,

craze people chairwoman lol

Idowuogbo:
bones i paid u overtime get bck to d poultry now , b4 u receive suspension leta
lazzy cunnnt  

lol cunt!!!!!!!!!!!!! id u don spoil finishto

Idowuogbo:
sharrapdis u 2 jok and efe  wen his  account was smiling did he complain  see activists
make una dress comot at least i dey pay am ,he complain slavery dey worii am tssewww

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=538180.msg7466835#msg7466835 date=1294237679]see as you dey take mouth fall your own hand

so na 2/3 min job you wan do sef??   [/quote]lol. babe i told u to stop frowning haven't i?  

jokingmary:
U don't mean it

figure of speech jor. she is the sweetest thing that happened to me last year  

El Guapo:
To all Vicks lover,here's a favor.

I brought him back for just 35mins,enjoy him as he last esp Tanimz Efemena Id Element and Lysaa  

lol. for ur mind. sorry to say i will stay less  

jokingmary:
Wickedness at its best

our love is wicked

wey efe sef!! i hear say her 25th celeb. turkey got burnt  

what can i say??

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=538180.msg7466663#msg7466663 date=1294236311]wetin do Vicks tongue fingers sef?

abi dem tie am e get frost bite??[/quote]ma fingers don gain tooo much pounds now. na slow we dey

Studio CFR:
Mama still dey wakka with stick?


No orfiences

lol change u no change  

Element G:
Efe, u dey miss, u better tell bones make he carry u go village go see mama,

man as dat woman old reach na so her strength dey build make she fit pound yam, efe i swear if u eat her pounded yam, all the sorrows in your life will vanish

too bad i didnt go dis year, @bones, hope say mama no vex for me

at least her dental configuration is complete compared to[b] ur[/b] mama  

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=538180.msg7466586#msg7466586 date=1294235611]@Vicks

I don miss you wella   ( i hope no be plane flight miss own sha)[/quote]wont be long hon, maybe a wk

Element G:
and the wanderer returneth , wats up bro , happy new year

not yet not yet   but i don dey pass moses sha happy new year bro   (int gay)




[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=538180.msg7466492#msg7466492 date=1294234865]so you don finally return from village

how village cafe and village life now? [/quote]not back yet honey. i missssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss u

what's popping?

Omolola1:
Boness dearie, am fyn, bn having d fun of my life.

hmmmmmmmmmm. still stuck in lag? or took a lifeboat(home)

El Guapo:
Who seek to see that pimply abino *mouth shuts*

*SMH* too much movies