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Is this really in jokes' section?

LOL! Boys are not smiling TRULY. I pray ma percentage dey sha

^^^ who wrote that thing?

Poster u're @the right place. Since i was born, i've always been a liar even when i was delivered, the doctor slapped ma buttocks but the tin no pain sha but i form cry.

So enough of the protocols, ur problem no hard. Tell the girl say u reach nokia centre and purchased a nokia(big! Brand) and accidentally forgot it in the bus but making plans to buy another one which go be soonest.

OR

That u went to nokia center and that u asked for the latest brand(N8) BUT they said u've got to pay up front for the ordering(which is true , cos a foolproof lie is a lie that has an atom of truth, that makes it hard to point out )and delivery. So u've paid twenty sometin tower in her respect so make she cool down for Jesus.

Step 2: Pacify her wif the dinner.

So brother make sure u chop the Punny oh!, cos when she finds out . . . . .

No long thing!

Oya u try. Make i helep u polish am small.

One day precisely Nov. 14th, me and studio went to thief for one old soldier house.

When i was treading on the ceiling, one mistaken creaked, the owner(old soldier alias awilo) being a guy-man grabbed his rifle and cocked "who goes there" he shouted menacingly. Instinctivily i let out a cat's sound **meow**. "God can these cats ever let me rest for one day?", Oga awilo exclaimed and retired for the night.

I come turn whistle to ma guy studio make im make im move . I no know say the guy shack, im come de swagg over the ceiling like im be abacha.
Ceiling come dey cry out in protest.

Oga awilo come alert come cock gun. "who be dat".

I come hold breathe, studio come say like agbero "awilo na the second cat be dis o "