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MOTHER OF THE YEAR AWARD.... why dont you just divorce the cheating dude and move on, instead of killing these innocent children out of spite for your husband?! |
STOP WRITING YEYE NONSENSE ONLINE... these are two transgender that were born FEMALE and started using hormones and removed their breast to look like men (but nevertheless remain with their uterus). no man on earth ever gave birth to a child. Thomas Beatie (one on the right) is even famous as the 1st transgender to get pregnant looking like a man in 2008...but here is the important point.... when the child is born, these "men looking" WOMEN will be registered on the birth certificate as the MOTHER of the child, not the father of the child, duh! here is her real face of how she looked before turning transgender below:
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- many are single simply because they foolishly believe that they could only get a girl if/when they can pay for her.... - many are single because they are too ugly/clueless to remotely know how to chat up a woman... - many are single because they wont settle with a useless deluded woman and thus prefer staying single... |
Ibrahim79mantu: 7arrows:it doesnt matter whether people are "happy" or not buying at that price....they are NOT queueing for fashion, they are queueing to BUY PETROL SO THEY CAN DRIVE THEIR CARS... and yes some of them will drive it down coastal roads for one reason or the other. the fact that you are upset because some will use that road, is a bit sad. now, i am not saying that this gov is great, but when you guys start mixing everything on NL with politics, its tiring. someone opened a thread to showcase the beauty of the best coastal roads in the world, and you yeye people cant even jejely admire how great these places are and need to come whine like lil girls about the gov. |
Ibrahim79mantu:go to any petrol station, see people queueing even though petrol is at +1k, and imagine THEM driving down that road EOD! |
...and you are here posting on NL, instead of start packing to go deal with that ignoramus man in the village? here is a clue: when you get there, pay some hoodlums to deal with him severely, and teach him to never try that in his life ever again.... then collect your mum's debt. |
tensazangetsu20:i dont know in what yeye country you've been or what yeye person you talked to, but if you believe that the majority of people in western Europe, let alone Belgium, do not earn 2500 euros/pounds (or the equivalent in whatever local currency they are from) monthly, then you sir are fooling your own self. yes there are a lot of broke people in Europe but the vast majority are middle class and earn much more than 2.5k (you can easily make that just by working at the Mc Ds with extra hs in France) Belgium that the minimum salary is €2K, you want to lie to people that the majority of Belgians dont even earn €2.5K monthly (aka 30k yearly)?!?!?
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Kepukepu:very true my brotha.... but you can indeed fix other toilets in the house, while thinking of what to do with the shiitfull toilets. imagine moving into a house that was suppose to be fixed by the previous owner... would you fix the unfixed issues OR first ask where is the contractor who was suppose to fix the toilet and that he should come finish the work that he was already paid for (why keep paying for contractors that are gonna run away after election, without completing the work?) |
Kepukepu:you cant blame one person for the failures of others (in the past 40yrs). this is Nigeria but that doesnt mean that they should stop building roads. i guess some presidents prefer to improve some areas rather than others. |
secretely bawo?! to do a DNA test, they will need Mohbad's father or mother (or any sibling)... |
brotha Kepukeu come see this... and choke on your own yeye claim. |
7arrows:you guys dont understand that this thread s about GREAT COASTAL HIGHWAYS OF THIS WORLD, and never mentioned nor put a single pictures of Nigerian coastal highways. you are the ones bitter about it and start mentioning Nigerian coastal highways while it has absolutely NOTHING TO DO WITH IT. if you only knew how much fuel is on this side of the world, you will be quiet yeah. |
Kepukepu:- who told you they were not fixing the existing bad roads? - are you claiming that before building new roads, they should first fix every single bad road in the country? - cant you see that coastal highways could be an upgrade of the bad road? |
LA click LA Bend like cray fish |
Kepukepu:i understand that you have an issue with someone building such coastal highways, and will never see the need for it (even if they explain it to you as if you were a child)... while i am just admiring the various coastal highways that the OP posted. |
so many dont know the great pleasure in driving down a coastal highway with no aim in mind and just enjoying the drive... |
look what some are doing for clout.... i blame the father of that brainless child for allowing her to even pull such a distasteful stunt. |
Jayjay2019:what else can you do but to let go of your fantasy and move on with your life? or you believe that any woman that you set your eyes on, she must respond to your advances by fire or by force? |
in the real world, they would actually give a light sentence to such person in return for knowledge... aka employ him to educate the yeye people working in online fraud at the EFCC office. |
tensazangetsu20:stop lying to our brothas... majority of working Belgians would easily make €2.5k monthly. |
86x250k= 21.5m annually... someone was making serious money out of desperate people |
thats what you deserve when you follow-follow total strangers, just because you want to sit down at a table full of bottles (for clout) |
SyrusdeHansome: Dougad:ALLELUJAH... the record never lies. good riddance to yeye washed up playas. come get a nice and chilled one: https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2012/03/beer.gif |
MADNESS UPON MADNESS.... just like anywhere around the world, you can kiss your children before leaving for school, and never see them again... and possibly this dude will jejely go to psychiatric facility and claim insanity. |
regardless of what happened at the police station, hire a good lawyer and proceed with legal action... the bare minimum should be to have a lifeguard on site at all time, and/or a competent person that can help with CPR until the ambulance arrive. |
Sapasenator:bro, as much as everyone is entitled to do what they please with their lives, in the privacy of their own home, you cant possibly think that having such toy in your life would be considered normal... same if a man decides to live with a cow in his house, dress that cow with human clothing and call that cow Jenifer. the general public will consider such man a weirdo, because very few people woul understand why a grown man with a functioning brain would rather spend time/energy and such amount of money to live a FANTASY LIFE WITH A DOLL, while there is countless able bodied real women out there desperate for a man. come on na! |
odimbannamdi:exactly... they have a 3 holes (mouth, vag1na and anus) and it would indeed be very difficult to clean up the mess... and also very awkward. it would be like a dude fixing his car on the weekend. lol! but then again, if you buy a 500$ minimum sex dolls, you better take really good care of it because thats a damn LIFE INVESTMENT... but then again, just like masturbation, after busting your load your sense will come back, and thats when you will feel really stupid next to the life size doll filled with semen. Sapasenator:we have to call a spade A SPADE.... any man who buys a life size plastic woman is indeed considered a weirdo (just like if/when women buy the life size men dolls)... and generally they hide these plastic dolls to their entourage (unless they are really sick in the head and showcase it to the world). this yeye lifestyle started in Asia Japan where for decades now men openly lived with lifesize dolls. here below is the one for women with pumpable Love Machine between his legs:
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Reflect7:what a joker you are... here is something for you: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/za5suAZk7IM |
Sapasenator:nope but i have seen them up close already. feels like a gummy skin, looks weird, smells weird but i fully understand why weirdos would prefer one of them dolls to masturbation... just dont ever think that its a replacement to women. |
its funny how all of you are arguing about who is better than who, when its obvious ALL PAST AND PRESENT PRESIDENTS OF NIGERIA ARE/WERE UTTERLY USELESS!!! |
if you accept to be exploited by your employer, then why wont that same yeye employer treat you like a slave? next they will ask him to come and deep clean the school on weekends, right? |
Sapasenator:its latex dolls but nevertheless dolls... there is no such thing as "realistic" dolls. they are just dolls that look like humans... and just like any d1ldo that women use, they should solely be viewed as a temporary solution to konji, NOT AS A REPLACEMENT TO WOMEN/MEN! |
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