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EducationRe: Young Girl Flaunts Coursemate Who Helps With Her Assignments by MrBrownJay1(m):
that 2nd pic with his hand on his throat like that....

RomanceRe: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by MrBrownJay1(m): 11:49pm On Apr 30, 2024
crazy is an understatement... you can NEVER compare such plastic dolls with a real woman (however you wanna look at it).

some yeye people really need to be....

RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Married Another Lady, Claims He Still Loves Me. by MrBrownJay1(m): 5:34pm On Apr 30, 2024
gunners160:
. How old are u pls. If it were ur brother would you tell him to keep on waiting for a lady that her family are too greedy.
The guy wanted her but the father wanted an odogwu. Now he saw a way out and u are saying he has no family values
poor soul... the fact the he moved on is NOT the issue here, its the fact that he wants to creep back in from the back door (like a thief in the night), which is the problem. if it was my brotha, i would tell him to never contact that ex gf again and instead to focus on his "supposedly" yeye sham marriage and japa.
PoliticsRe: President Tinubu Performs BRILLIANTLY In Discussion At World Economic Forum (vd) by MrBrownJay1(m):
Reflect7:
And if Nigeria is not fantastic, it is all Tinubu's fault, ba?
Do you know when Nigeria began having problem?
Dem never even born your papa when e start .
Nigeria is HOME, and there's no place like HOME.
OAFMods:
But we have seen you n your obidient ipob tribesmen claim Tinubu is being disgrace among the International community. You claim he cannot speak English that he carries wee-wee n poo-poo bag inside his Agbada so what is going on here.
lets stop with the excuses that are recycled at every president.... any president should better the lives of its citizens, from the day they took office. just because each and every past bastards in power were useless, doesnt mean that its ok for this one to be the same.
they all promise heaven and earth during their yeye campaign and NEVER DELIVER SHIIT and start looting the minute they get in office.

so if you blinded fools wanna applaud for shiit, then by all means be a deluded hypocrite and do so... but some of us have brains!

PoliticsRe: President Tinubu Performs BRILLIANTLY In Discussion At World Economic Forum (vd) by MrBrownJay1(m): 12:09am On Apr 30, 2024
Reflect7:
Actually, Mr IPOB, that was in Saudi Arabia, not in the west.
Who told you the average Nigeria cannot get three square meals a day?
What survey did you conduct?
IPOB survey from Finland?
ok sir... Nigeria is a fantastic country right now and applause are needed for the fantastic job that is being done.
PoliticsRe: President Tinubu Performs BRILLIANTLY In Discussion At World Economic Forum (vd) by MrBrownJay1(m): 11:55pm On Apr 29, 2024
applause in the west while the average Nigerian cant get 3 square meal a day OR need to queue for hrs for common fuel... wandaful!

i guess Nigerians should go and cash out these applause (to feed and get fuel), abi!

RomanceRe: Do You Support Dna Test To Be Mandatory For Couples by MrBrownJay1(m): 11:52pm On Apr 29, 2024
YES but it can only happen in a sane country.... who will pay for it if mandatory in Nigeria?
CrimeRe: Nigerian Couple Torture 9-Year-Old Daughter To Death On Witchcraft Allegations by MrBrownJay1(m): 11:49pm On Apr 29, 2024
ignorant people and their witchcraft yeye beliefs.... hopefully they will suffer the same horrible death.
RomanceRe: My Wife Cheated On Me because I Have A Small Penis, Pls Help!!! by MrBrownJay1(m): 11:42pm On Apr 29, 2024
who revived this 10yr old thread?
anyway, even if he had the biggest pen1s on earth, if your woman is a deceitful/untrustworthy/unfaithful/disrespectful person then she will continue doing what she did.

you guys were just not sexually compatible... hopefully, you moved on!
CrimeRe: UK Police Work With Nigerian Authorities After 16yo Boy 'sextortion' Death by MrBrownJay1(m): 11:31pm On Apr 29, 2024
as much as these scammers are truly evil, parents have a part to blame and should teach their kids about safety online. there are pedos out there, there are scammers, there are bullies etc the internet is NOT A SAFE PLACE for anyone.

even adults fall for this shiiit, let alone kids and teenagers.
Music/RadioRe: Davido And Wizkid Are Seriously Going At Each Other On Twitter by MrBrownJay1(m): 11:28pm On Apr 29, 2024
what yeye person will believe all these fake beefs to keep their name trending...?

RomanceRe: My Nyansh Has Taken Me Places - Side Chick Brags (Video) by MrBrownJay1(m):
took you so far yet it never took you to a man wanting to walk you down the aisle... you are just a free sample to all the ogas at the top, baby!

RomanceRe: Money Na Water (pics) by MrBrownJay1(m): 10:40pm On Apr 29, 2024
ayjay45:
Money be like water for those wey get am. Solving all the problems they are likely to encounter.
Just imagine say you be Dangote son. Tell me which problems u go get for this life sef.
Money na water jare
some of the wealthiest men on earth couldnt solve their health issues... ask Steve Jobs and/or Paul Allen.

money only is the almighty solution to people who have none. even Zuckeberg, Musk and Arnault, they still have a lot of problems, its just "different" problems than yours.
FamilyRe: After 14 Years Of Infertility, Man Loses His Wife And Child During Delivery by MrBrownJay1(m): 8:57pm On Apr 29, 2024
SAMBARRY:
oyinbo says a picture says a picture says a thousand words.i hope you realize these are some women's everyday reality.come do this one for One week maybe body no go tell you
yes o, being a mother and raising children is also hard work, but certainly NOT the hardest work out there... come on na!
some men are doing jobs that are 10times harder, in order to provide for their family, and they do it without beating their chest trying to belittle their spouse input into the family.

men have their duties, women have their duties, and everyone is working "their hardest" to provide for the family.
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Married Another Lady, Claims He Still Loves Me. by MrBrownJay1(m): 7:02pm On Apr 29, 2024
i guess your parents saw something in him that you didnt, he indeed has NO family values.
its called having your cake and eating it too (or better yet, having a spare tyre for your car) .... and if you let him, thats exactly what you will be (a spare tyre)

BTW since he is planning to japa without you, what future do you guys have together?
CrimeRe: Eight Nigerian Men Arrested For Attacking Police Officers In South Africa by MrBrownJay1(m): 5:19pm On Apr 29, 2024
HypocriticalObi:
Later we will complain about xenophobia and we know those that are responsible for causing chaos and various atrocities and criminality that every Nigerians are suffering for
- do you know how many law-abiding Nigerians live in SA?
- should they all be punished now because of the actions of a few yeye criminal bastards?
- better yet, some Chinese people have been caught in Nigeria doing crimes, should we now go out discriminate and do xenophobic massacre a on all Chinese in Nigeria too?
EducationRe: Doomsday Bunkers: Is This Why Billionaires Are Running To Build Them? by MrBrownJay1(m): 5:14pm On Apr 29, 2024
they have the means to invest in any possible future threats like WW3 and/or zombie apocalypse... to each their own money!
RomanceRe: Why "Oga's Wife" The Mentality Is Dangerous In Nigeria by MrBrownJay1(m): 5:11pm On Apr 29, 2024
i can understand why any person would want to be oga's wife or even oga's brotha/sista/uncle/aunt etc etc. the minute they are related to someone with little power, they automatically believe that the power is theirs as well (and often, oga confirms that it is)

any person would change when they become the partner of a powerful person.
RomanceRe: Lady Rejects A Man's Proposal Because She Didn't Know His Financial Status by MrBrownJay1(m): 4:44pm On Apr 29, 2024
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RomanceRe: Double Condoms Is Recommended by MrBrownJay1(m):
if a man believes that a babe is so dirty/dangerous that he must use 2 condoms to fukc her, then probably its best to just walk away...

BTW where/whats the pleasure in mounting such babe...if one condom takes away the sensation, imagine two?
CrimeRe: Uk-based Nigerian Cosmetic Doctor Loses License For Giving A Patient Botox by MrBrownJay1(m): 4:35pm On Apr 29, 2024
probably the r/ship turned sour and she reported him, lol bloody h0rny HE-diot!
AutosRe: I Need Urgent Help, Am Losing My Mind! by MrBrownJay1(m): 4:33pm On Apr 29, 2024
get a good lawyer (possibly a graduating law student in need of practice), and get your bike back IN PERFECT WORKING CONDITION. or have them reimburse you the +1m you've paid for a bike that THEY destroyed (regardless of whether you caused a scene or not).
RomanceRe: Why Are Some People Attracted To Toxic Love? by MrBrownJay1(m): 4:26pm On Apr 29, 2024
Wittyglam:
Side Question: Why are you still in that toxic relationship?
many stay in that toxic r/ship because they believe that their partner can change OR that they can change their partner. so after one partner beats you or cheats on you, he/she will now say they are sorry and wont do it again, and that abused/cheated partner will believe them and stay in that toxic union.... and every time, they do something wrong, they will just say "i am sorry and wont do it again" on and on... by the time you realize, you've been in that toxic union for 20yrs.
FamilyRe: Men Should Consider DNA TEST For Their Kids Very Necessary by MrBrownJay1(m): 4:15pm On Apr 29, 2024
1Sharon:
You're getting me wrong. I'm aware Nigerian men want to be sure of their paternity. But the average nigerian man isn't going to fork out 100k for DNA testing, even if they could afford it. They have their sentimental means of resolving it.

The OP and other men on this forum can scream about paternity fraud until their blue in the face, when push comes to shove, they typically don't go the route of science.
LOL, so you mean, that an average Nigerian man who has 100k, and there is paternity issue about a child (that he will have to pay millions of Nairas to raise for decades), and that average Nigerian man would be so greedy/deluded that the will prefer to blindly pick up the responsibility of paying for this child for decades (that possibly aint his), rather than use his 100k to do a test that possibly could get him out of raising/paying for the wrong child for decades?!

you make Nigerian men sound HIGHLY FOOLISH!
FamilyRe: Men Should Consider DNA TEST For Their Kids Very Necessary by MrBrownJay1(m):
1Sharon:
No. But when you're in survival mode, paternity fraud is the least of your priorities.
The average nigerian man doesn't even have DNA testing on his radar like that.
If he suspects his kids aren't his, he's more likely to resort to superstious ways of dealing with the situation.
Unfairlife is right, the 10% of Nigerians that can afford paternity testing don't need to be patronised with OP's unsolicited advise.
The average nigerian man no fit tell them anything.
you guys keep focussing on the wrong thing... because A) in survival mode, you will want to get out of unsure paternity obligations rather than just pay blindly and B) you keep forgetting that the ego of men is stronger than anything out there. again, ask any adult male near you the following question:

MrBrownJay1:
if at the time of conception, your wife cheated on you with your neighbor (for example), wouldnt you do ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING in your power to figure out who the biological father of that child is... OR would you just ignore this paternity doubts and just raise a possibly bastard child for the next 18yrs?!
FamilyRe: Men Should Consider DNA TEST For Their Kids Very Necessary by MrBrownJay1(m): 11:49pm On Apr 28, 2024
superintendents:
you misunderstood me with the other guy..
I just stated that most alpha guys are broke but doesn't specifically said you, okay..
Secondly based on the topic(DNA) everyone, everybody has his own opinion though..
The thing suprise me as you quoted some of my quote begging grin
I didn't told you am rich blah blah blah..
I know you knew am not rich, am broke infact so I don't call out someone before here or not here that he is..
Am not fighting you right from the first place okay..
this is not a fight... we were having a mature discussion about DNA testing in Nigeria. the problem is people on this thread started writing nonsense to the point where i even had to say that "i cant afford dna and that i myself live in gutter" (to stick to the issue at hand)... but people took that as a platform to talk more nonsense and continue changing the subject, like i am broke and against women bla bla bla as if a man
(broke or not) cannot give his opinion on any matter related to a couple or dna test.

this discussion is about ACCESS TO DNA TESTING IN NIGERIA, and nothing else... so i said all what i needed to say on the subject, and as i dont want to repeat myself, let me bow out gracefully.

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/qKPQS7J.gif
FamilyRe: Men Should Consider DNA TEST For Their Kids Very Necessary by MrBrownJay1(m): 11:37pm On Apr 28, 2024
UnfairLife7:
screenshot your account balance let me see if you can afford DNA test. You're just running your mouth like tap telling Nigerian men that struggle to fend for their family to do DNA test on their multiple children grin
Those that can afford DNA test doesn't need your sermon before doing it. I just want you to know that majority cannot afford DNA test so channel your energy in something productive
see another one here... talking yeye nonsense, but the reality is that he is upset because HE CANT AFFORD DNA TEST, and takes his frustration on my person/opinion... you want to see my bank account, yet you yourself see am:

UnfairLife7:
bro, i am in your shoe presently. I graduated with strong 2.1, narrowly missed first-class. I earn 25k monthly as a classroom teacher. I can't afford 2 square meal daily. Most of the jobs (either government or private) are being shared amongst the highest bidder. Nigerians are suffering. I was advised to consider applying to US graduate school with full funding. I can't even think straight anymore. Yet, i have siblings looking up to me. It's really frustrating bro
better yet, no be this same yeye person who gave the below answer to someone who stated that he doesnt need dna test because his child looks like like him:

UnfairLife7:
Lol
You be confirm olodo guy. You think physicall resemblance automatically means your dad owned you or gave birth to you?
I guess you're not a science student and you didn't do biology even in secondary school
Only DNA test can confirm the true paternity of a child nothing else. Go and do yours first before asking for someone else
NL IS FULL OF COMEDIANS; I SWEAR!!!!
FamilyRe: Men Should Consider DNA TEST For Their Kids Very Necessary by MrBrownJay1(m): 11:17pm On Apr 28, 2024
superintendents:
this is una problem, small thing you guys go sound pain..
Did I say you are broke..?
bro, you and VTJN have been trying to change the subject of this discussion, to attack me personally, while shifting the subject from dna test to me being broke and/or me having a grudge on women bla bla bla... so i had to bring receipts so to A) put the record straight and most importantly B) keep that discussion on track...

now, if YOU TWO GUYS are not financially buoyant, then thats ok, i can tell you about various ways to save money for a possible dna test.. but dont come here with your holier than thou attitude (because i gave my opinion on a subject) trying to talk nonsense about who people are and how much money they have (Asking for my bank account or calling me broke, as if it is relevant to this discussion).
a little search on NL would have made you understand that after 15yrs posting on NL, its obvious i dont live in Nigeria... and that certainly doesnt mean we cannot have a mature discussion about the subject of dna testing in Nigeria... duh!
FamilyRe: Men Should Consider DNA TEST For Their Kids Very Necessary by MrBrownJay1(m):
VTJN:
you're a dead broke man so you dedicate all your time discussing about women grin
superintendents:
grin
Most of them are not financially comfortable to married that's why they cut their coat according to their size grin
WANDAFUL!!!!
both of you broke begging people, who have been begging total strangers on NL since 2020, are now calling me broke...?! BWAAAAAAAH!!! ok sir, we don hear! i should have known that most people discussing and insulting me, is because they themselves cant afford DNA TEST and therefore are possibly raising bastard pikin thus why they are hellbent on dismissing my opinion.
here is the proof below (with their begging posts on NL) LOL:


VTJN:
I got a success mail from Access Bank last night, for the online test conducted last weekend, for an Entry Level Training Program (ELTP)
I have been scheduled for physical assessment exercise to be taken at Access Bank Contact Centre, lekki.
I reside at the outskirt of Lagos which obviously is quite far from the island. I don't have any penny on me that can take me to and fro. I barely survived on a day square meal.
Please I'm seeking for your assistance in anyway you could help. Please sir/ma, i want y'all to come to my aid
I also got KPMG test invite on the island but i couldn't make it due to finances (cash stripped)
Although i can still partake in that of KPMG test. You are only allowed to take the test once in a life time
I've been out of job ever since i left school. Please i wish to honour this invitation. I have parents and siblings who look up to me. This is an opportunity i wouldn't want it slide.
I'm so sorry for doing this. I'm seriously ashamed of myself for this honestly. I've tried every means to source for money but couldn't find any
This is a copy of the Invitation below.
VTJN:
Good day to you all..
I intend to startup a mini poultry (broiler) with the token i had inorder to meet up with market demand by December, as broiler tend to grow within 3-4 months. I was able to raise a capital of #47,000, I've built an average size cage, furmigated the area to avoid rodents, snakes and other harmful insects. Nonetheless, due to the cost of materials (deflation in naira) i've spent above my budget for the cage. I have left with me just #4000, i needed to get the broilers (a day old broilers) 2 cartons, a carton is #7500, 1 carton contains 50 pieces of broilers, get their feeds (starter and grower) a bag of starter is #4500 while that of grower is #5700, then get their medications which is #2000.
Please come to my aid sir/ma, this is what i've been longing to Kickstart ever since, and this is the right time so i could sell them off against Christmas and get another set for Easter (the cycle continues) my plan is to establish a standard poultry farm, but i needed to start from somewhere first. #38400 is what is holding me down, with the said amount i can proceed with the business. It's a very lucrative business with high yield in return. By December a broiler can go for 3-4k depending on its size

NB: I've been a member of this forum since 2014, but my old moniker was banned earlier last month due to tribal dispute, i can give out the login details to whomever deem it fit to ascertain my genueity. I have the picture of the newly built cage to show.
I've chose to help myself since government failed to help me, please support me to actualise my dream. Thanks!!!
superintendents:
boss please make i drop
superintendents:
money no dey bring happiness, money no dey bring Happiness.. Blah blah blah..
Make i get the money Abeg
undecided
undecided
superintendents:
May God bless you and the donor..
Am interested, as am strongly struggling to make a leaving, this days even something to eat na war talk less of other stuffs and co..
May God almighty bless you and the donor once again..
I can't say much..
superintendents:
Oga your own better oo..
make i tell you the complete story
Na loan app I go borrowed yesterday and they transfer to my first bank, I don't even know that network has issues, to withdraw na wahala.. I try USSD like 1000 times yesterday not working..
Omo na so as I wake 4:30am up when am about to start eating for the fasting, I then give it a try luckily it work out..
Bro is not easy, to pay back this loan now na hot cake because we are in the middle of the month and na week loan I collect..
angry
superintendents:
wahala
Alright.. Can you send me money over there, the country is not smiling..
grin grin grin
superintendents:
my G..make i see even something take hold body please
superintendents:
My bosses.. I dey hail una..
I remain loyal..
grin
NL HAS ALWAYS BEEN FULL OF YEYE PEOPLE CLAIMING FAKE NONSENSE AND INSULTING PEOPLE, INSTEAD OF BEING HUMBLE AND JUST SAY THAT "YOU GUYS" ARE BROKE AND CANT AFFORD A DNA TEST... AND HAVE A NORMAL DISCUSSION ABOUT IT!!!!

FamilyRe: Men Should Consider DNA TEST For Their Kids Very Necessary by MrBrownJay1(m): 10:25pm On Apr 28, 2024
superintendents:
does DNA test guarantee not cheating you, if your woman can hav an affair with your neighbor, you think DNA is the solutionhuh
Why if they always use protection?

Can DNA show that too?

if your woman would cheat you she must and possibly go free, and later na you go raise your kids, is that okay to you.. To cheat you or for you to raise your kids is your problem?
again, the issue of this thread is about DNA testing for a man's kid, not "how to prevent your woman from cheating"... if you want us to discuss cheating then open a thread on the subject and i will oblige... BUT if a man (for whatever reason) has paternity doubts over his children, then the ONLY solution is a dna test. if that man doesnt have the money to pay for a dna test "now", then he MUST SAVE (FOR HOWEVER LONG IT IS NEEDED) UNTIL HE DOES...rather than forgetting his paternity doubts and jejely accepting to raise a possibly bastard child.
PoliticsRe: Whites Want To Colonize Africa Again. by MrBrownJay1(m):
RenaissanceGuy:
You mean you don't understand what I mean by "compare"? Like saying "If this country can do it, we too can". China intentionally sponsored and still sponsors their citizens to the US and Europe to study technology , so that they can localize and even do it better than the original inventors/innovators.
- was China colonized for you to compare their journey with that of Nigeria?
- do you believe communist countries are run the same as Nigeria?

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