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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Sevilla :UCL (1 - 2) On 13th March 2018 by mrcalcufast: 9:25pm On Mar 13, 2018
AndrewFarms:


if look like dash them MSN or BBC

them go still flounder.....
even mourinho will file a lawsuit against you if he gets to read this comment!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Sevilla :UCL (1 - 2) On 13th March 2018 by mrcalcufast: 9:16pm On Mar 13, 2018
If only sevilla had one of lewadowski,L.Suarez,Harry kane,or Aguero in their team!if you know what I mean grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Sevilla :UCL (1 - 2) On 13th March 2018 by mrcalcufast: 9:09pm On Mar 13, 2018
Manchester united, Chisco and ABC transports as usual!BS!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 8:48pm On Mar 13, 2018
Chelsit fans seem to be pretty sure of their team causing a great upset at the camp nou!

Time would tell though,but some people will deactivate their nairaland accounts tomorrow, until then,let me be silent grin



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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 5:36pm On Mar 13, 2018
Upnepaa:
Different kind of stat everywhere cheesy cheesy cheesy
Chai!dis one na paternal stat ooo grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 12:00pm On Mar 13, 2018
Papa Ciro to continue his massacre tomorrow grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 11:54am On Mar 13, 2018
I admire chelsit fans level of optimism,but 'QUE Sera Sera' grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 11:52am On Mar 13, 2018
wman:


This is good. At least Barca fans won't have any excuse tomorrow.
I hear you bro.But you should be on the mountain, fasting, you know? grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 4:21pm On Mar 12, 2018
jonsnow92:
Eruku Wole


Eruku Wole


Guess Who's back!
kako bi chicken! grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 2:29pm On Mar 12, 2018
Whether na dembele mama dey follow am kick ball,mtcheww.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 2:26pm On Mar 12, 2018
Nihilstjnr:


Dembele's own mother would sentence you to a life sentence in a dungeon at MFM headquarters if she ever caught you praying such prayers for her son.
but dembele is the one kicking the ball FAM grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 12:45pm On Mar 12, 2018
Ichel:

shocked shocked shocked shocked
guy why? grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 12:21pm On Mar 12, 2018
Dembele, I rebuke every spirit of ronagoat in you I.J.N!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 12:17pm On Mar 12, 2018
jpmoriati,you dey fk I swear,you no see any barca legend take compare dembele? na one tap in merchant,mtcheww.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 12:15pm On Mar 12, 2018
Nihilstjnr:


Dembele would be lucky to be the next Quaresma cheesy

Ronaldo had achieved too much at Dembele's age to be compared to the loser.
true.he actually did achieve too much,like winning his first balon d'or at the age of 20 grin.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 9:15am On Mar 12, 2018
7months after Neymar's shadow chasing sojourn:
Barcelona:42games unbeaten, LA liga in sight,Copa del rey in sight,UCL quarter finals in the back pocket.
PSG:ligue1 in sight, coupe de France in sight,UCL round of 16 exit,having regrets for buying an Andy Carroll's duplicate,coach about to be sacked.
Messi:32goals,16assists,broke his deadlock against chelsit,scored his 600th career goal,6freekick goals,got his bedmatics hatrick(baby Ciro) and no injury.
Neymar:fought for freekicks and penalties, no shot on target during the UCL round of 16,danced samba around the 18yard box,feigned injury,was under penaldo's armpit,no shadows in sight,and about to change sport.


I am so loving these moments! grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 8:50am On Mar 12, 2018
Melvyn11:
cheesy tongue
bwhahahahah 5:1 In high definition. shocked This boy you be bad person.
what happened after the 5:1 in high definition? I bet that's the last thing you wanna hear now ,but trust me I will let it out,7 massive Ls,and a champions league play off spot in sight grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 8:46am On Mar 12, 2018
RM about to acheive their goal,just a point separates real Madrid from the champions league play off spot. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 8:41am On Mar 12, 2018
Valverde,great kudos to you!What a great turn around!so barca have now become a team that people now fast and pray fervently for the team to lose?I never expected this at the beginning of the season you know. grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 8:25am On Mar 12, 2018
ambs50:


Na u dey make @neymar1095 relevant...he never gets tired$
true,his mcm also never gets tired chasing shadows grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 8:24am On Mar 12, 2018
Neymar1095:
cheesy Imagine a barca fan pretending to be Happy Madrid won and its killing him inside
don't mind them bro.but don't tell me you haven't been the no1 pretender here since your beloved club and shadow merchant took that ,'L' grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 8:21am On Mar 12, 2018
ambs50:
Good day cules.
Please I want to ask, is this a trolling page or barca fan page? Mehn it disgusting for me I must say. Opening pages of unending aimless and senseless trolls daily is annoying.

Fellow cules, abeg let stop reply @Neymar1095 and other dat come to drop senseless trolls. If we DONT regard them, they will go away. But barca thread is nw well over 3000 plus pages with meaningless discussions I must say.

We can't removed these troll maniacs bt we can make them irrelevant.
I love to savour barca match analysis here. And I like the contributions from many cules here...
Thanks
bro,just sit back and relax.I am so loving the fun ,please leave Neymar1095 my guy,do you think it's easy to let go? What else would you have expected of someone whom real Madrid and his Shadow merchant denied multiple orgasms barely 6days ago?the wound will still be there, he might have even be posting from the hospital bed due to the shock, you know?@Neymar1095,i share your pain,accept my sympathy bro.But remember,'THE SHADOW CHASING NEVER ENDS' grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 10:54pm On Mar 11, 2018
phaamsaam:

For now it's like a puppy barking for milk and brisket bones
Damn!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 7:33pm On Mar 11, 2018
Neymar1095:

the real bullshit is when a 402m attacking duo could not muster a single shot on target in the UCL round of 16 grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 7:20pm On Mar 11, 2018
Neymar1095:
Lol.......

Same as iniesta

Ronaldinho, kaka ,Cruyiff, Cristiano Ronaldo Zidane, van basten, ballack etc


Your point exact



true !but these legends didnt chase shadows at the age of 26.so his exact point is'SHUT THE BLEEP UP AND TELL YOUR MCM TO OUTGROW SHADOW CHASING' grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 7:12pm On Mar 11, 2018
But you have an option though, you can shut girona down at the Europa league next season grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 7:10pm On Mar 11, 2018
The same chelsit team that were shut down by ordinary Bournemouth at the Stamford bridge! grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 7:08pm On Mar 11, 2018
Useless chelsit fans hoping to shut this place down after their top4 hopes had been shut down! grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 7:05pm On Mar 11, 2018
Unlimited22:
On Wednesday, you barkabots had better pray you qualify.
Or we'll shut this place down.
you mean the way your dad had to shut down the hospital when he found out your mum played an away match? grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 12:12pm On Mar 11, 2018
Neymar1095:

Lol If Your mcm is 31 and his biggest achievement for his country is Olympic Gold. Keep
what about if someone's mcm is 26,and the biggest accolade he has got in football is 'the shadow chasing merchant,'?just asking grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 11:44am On Mar 11, 2018
Neymar1095:
cheesy But puyol suffer for Madrid hand sha. The man went through trials and tribulations.
your mcm is currently going through his own trials and tribulations for PSG on the wheelchair and clutches grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 11:42am On Mar 11, 2018
Happy Sunday abeg!
Drinking to the mars today grin









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