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Investment / Re: All Side Hustle Update by mrcalcufast: 10:15am On Apr 02, 2021 |
08170080677,please add. |
Romance / Re: Stop Being Nice by mrcalcufast: 12:44am On Nov 17, 2020 |
In Curtis James Jackson's voice(50cent)"the good die young,I ain't eligible for that". Many a times,people tend to do good in order to seek approval or acceptance from people,when good acts ought to be done out of ingenuity and convenience,they believe by inconveniencing themselves to satisfy others,life will reward them.I am not religious though,but even the holy bible says'love thy neighbor as thyself'not 'love thy neighbor more than thyself'. Abeg sermon don do'wisdom is profitable to direct'street chapter20vs21 . 1 Like |
Romance / Re: What Song Is Currently On Your Repeat Replay? by mrcalcufast: 1:05am On Nov 11, 2020 |
I call them my 30commandments.let's go Eminem-lose yourself 50cent-poor Lil rich 50cent-disco inferno The Game ft 50cent-hate it or love it JayZ-99problems Kanye West ft Jamie foxx-Golddiger Eminem ft 50cent&Dr Dre:curtains down Dr dre ft snoop Dogg-nutin but a gthang Busta rhymes-Dangerous Drake-God's plan JayZ ft kanye west and rihanna-run this town Snoop Dogg ft pharell williams-Drop it like it's hot. Ludacris-southern hospitality Lil Wayne-lollipop T.I-what you know Sean Paul-gimme the light Powfu-coffee for your head J.Cole-love yours P.diddy-I'll be missing you Kendrick Lamar- humble Adele:someone like you Beyonce ft Sean Paul-baby boy Justin bieber-love me Justin bieber ft ludacris-baby 50cent-I get money Edsheeran-shape of you Edsheeran ft Eminem &50cent-remember the name. Ashanti-foolish Fatjoe ft Lil Wayne-make it rain Terror squad-lean back |
Investment / Re: This Is How I'm Making #400 Daily On This Secret Website. For Real Guys! by mrcalcufast: 1:12am On Aug 31, 2020 |
WhatsApp---08170080677 |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 1:02am On Mar 12, 2020 |
ddippset:Ernesto Valverde!! |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 1:01am On Mar 12, 2020 |
LaMujer:modified!! |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 12:59am On Mar 12, 2020 |
FirstbornWds:you meant to say valverde?you dig?
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 12:57am On Mar 12, 2020 |
E-P-L teams taking their L's!!!! 1 Like
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 8:11pm On Feb 29, 2020 |
Your invincibles are getting roasted!! 12 Likes
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 9:23am On Feb 28, 2020 |
LaMujer:don't underestimate the power of Jamaican weed 1 Like
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 10:15pm On Feb 19, 2020 |
calculator123:take it easy, blood! 2 Likes
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Literature / Re: My YAHOO-YAHOO $$ Story (true Life Story) by mrcalcufast: 10:15am On Dec 22, 2019 |
ashatoda:Bleep peace!!A peaceful life is damn too boring! |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 2:28pm On Dec 18, 2019 |
Adiwana:At times, it's great to take a backseat,so fools would think they are winning,I do hope you're aware that only hungry lions roar? silence is golden! Mes que un club!! 11 Likes 1 Share
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Romance / Re: 2020 ... Let's Goooooo!!!!! by mrcalcufast: 1:09am On Dec 11, 2019 |
Never underestimate the power of carribean weed!! 2 Likes
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Romance / Re: Is this Pride Or Self Respect? This Has Cost Many Guys Their Relationship by mrcalcufast: 11:17pm On Dec 06, 2019 |
lilwetdick:anything to make you sleep well tonight bro. 2 Likes 1 Share
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Romance / Re: Is this Pride Or Self Respect? This Has Cost Many Guys Their Relationship by mrcalcufast: 11:10pm On Dec 06, 2019 |
Hisduchess:toothpick?then your pussy must be one hell of a Pacific ocean.what makes me even think you're the deeper life biatch I talked about earlier? 1 Like
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Romance / Re: Is this Pride Or Self Respect? This Has Cost Many Guys Their Relationship by mrcalcufast: 10:46pm On Dec 06, 2019 |
Hisduchess:bitch, you need a gangster dick?
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Romance / Re: Is this Pride Or Self Respect? This Has Cost Many Guys Their Relationship by mrcalcufast: 5:57pm On Dec 06, 2019 |
lilwetdick:I'm saying things the way they are,I don't care about you or anyone's validation, not everyone is a Sissy! It's high time I bounced!stay blessed. 3 Likes |
Romance / Re: Is this Pride Or Self Respect? This Has Cost Many Guys Their Relationship by mrcalcufast: 5:47pm On Dec 06, 2019 |
TheDevil666: 1 Like
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Romance / Re: Is this Pride Or Self Respect? This Has Cost Many Guys Their Relationship by mrcalcufast: 5:42pm On Dec 06, 2019 |
lilwetdick:I don't think I ever mentioned in any of my posts that I'm celibate,so stop going off point homie.i still bang pussies whenever I want with no emotions attached, what I've been trying to point out is that niggas should stop acting as if ladies are doing them a favor by accepting to be in a relationship with them,the feelings have got to be mutual,if I want you,you should want me too,and if you don't want me,I ain't forcing you,I bounce straight up! PS; I'm not forming hardcore, I've always been,but I've done some stupid stuffs because I want to dig bitches,not anymore! I've never been heartbroken, I've always been dealing with people with my head, both niggas and bitches,so once you start coming up with shit,I cut off the ties! 14 Likes |
Romance / Re: Is this Pride Or Self Respect? This Has Cost Many Guys Their Relationship by mrcalcufast: 5:18pm On Dec 06, 2019 |
lilwetdick:the fact that not everyone is going to become dangote doesn't mean you should start sacrificing your time for people who don't give a bleep about you,we all know what we want in life,I'm not the 'what will be will always be'type of nigga, I'm intentional and deliberate about my life,hence I don't rescind to fate,Dangote isn't an alien,I can be bigger than him,so any bitch that can't jump over a gutter for me shouldn't expect me to jump over an ocean! 12 Likes |
Romance / Re: Is this Pride Or Self Respect? This Has Cost Many Guys Their Relationship by mrcalcufast: 5:08pm On Dec 06, 2019 |
lefulefu:this is for you! 4 Likes
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Romance / Re: Is this Pride Or Self Respect? This Has Cost Many Guys Their Relationship by mrcalcufast: 5:00pm On Dec 06, 2019 |
Manadan0000:hey bro, don't let any sissy put undue pressure on you,being 27 is not a death sentence. I'm beginning to get choked with the comments of some pussy niggas here,so because I don't want to be a loser,I should start forcing myself on bitches?.Here is my mentality,I believe if I want you for a serious relationship,you should give me some nice attitude that will assure me that I'm being wanted by you as well, relationship is between two parties.Most naija girls feel they are doing you a favor by accepting to get into a relationship with you,hence the reason most of them play hard to get,you think if the likes of Dangote, Jeff Bezos,Bill Gates had all wasted their youthfulness chasing bitches who were playing hard to get, you think they would be where they currently are?most of the bitches got nothing to offer,I see them as distractions,there are some few exceptions though,but they're so rare. My nigga,focus on your hustle, don't let any Sissy brainwash you,if they're ok being treated as trash because they want to appear nice and responsible, it's their problem, don't start worshipping in their temple. We're lions,we don't settle for less!! 25 Likes 6 Shares
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Romance / Re: Is this Pride Or Self Respect? This Has Cost Many Guys Their Relationship by mrcalcufast: 4:25pm On Dec 06, 2019 |
Manadan0000:niggaz don mumu ontop toto matter,I thought since I got no cash to give'em bitches then,I could give my time and attention,I later got to realise the whole sh*t ain't worth it,if you ain't making an effort to stay in my life,I ain't got any time or attention to spare!! 12 Likes |
Romance / Re: Is this Pride Or Self Respect? This Has Cost Many Guys Their Relationship by mrcalcufast: 4:18pm On Dec 06, 2019 |
BiggyB242:so being in Germany automatically equates to success? 13 Likes
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Romance / Re: Is this Pride Or Self Respect? This Has Cost Many Guys Their Relationship by mrcalcufast: 4:02pm On Dec 06, 2019 |
Manadan0000:wow!I thought I was the only one with this sort of attitude! Four or five years ago,I saw it as an achievement if I ever got to bang any babe,even most niggaz in my hood saw it as if they had mined gold each time they got to hit a pussy,I could go any length to make sure I bang any lady.I am not a church goer,but there was a time I had a deeper life babe in my hood who got mad ass,and killer curves, almost everynig*a wanted to smash her in my hood, each time she was approached,she would invite the person to any ongoing program in her church,this attitude pissed lots of niggas off in my hood,they had to start avoiding her like a plague, after I learnt about her theatrics,I went to her,as usual,she invited me to an ongoing program at her church,I had to oblige(NB: prior to the day I approached this bitch,nigga hasn't been in church in over 8years ). That was how I started attending this lady's church,she would call me each time she wanted to leave for church,and we would meet at the junction,she even told me to avoid sitting with my niggas if i really wanted her,I could no longer sit with niggaz in the hood in the open due to the fear of this my deeper life's holy Mary cutting off our newly established relationship. This sh*t continued for over 5months,I could no longer flex with niggaz at our usual spots or any open place, except if we got to flex in a secluded spot.The day I finally got to smash this babe, before going in,I had thought I was going to swim in a shallow pool,omor,I found myself in the middle of Mediterranean Sea(this bi*ch had told me before now that she's had sex just once),as if that wasn't enough, after about five thrust,the odour of a rotten sardine filled the room,I just paused,smiled,and told her I needed to get something,I went outside and took some herbal concortions,my JT was already rock solid,I got inside and banged this biatch like I was auditioning for a role in the porn industry,her pussy went dry,I kept pounding hard,each time I felt the urge to come,I would remember the numerous stuffs this biatch denied me with my niggas,the cum would cease immediately.To cut the long story short,that was the last time I got to bang this biatch,even if she still wanted us to bang after then,the Sunday of the same week I had banged her,she called to ask if I was ready for church,I rained some amadioha invoked curses on her,she had to end the call,that was the last time the bitch called. These days,if I walked up to any biatch and request for her number,and she attempts to give the number,I would simply tell her not to drop the number if she knew she would act funny if I call her,the serious and matured ones will drop,the immature and unserious ones will hiss and walk away.infact,once we start getting along,but I'm the one who calls and chat you up at all times,I would just cut off the ties.I used to have this same feeling you are having now,but I later got to know that those times I would do anything to get into a lady's pants,I had no self worth,and no value then,now I'm a man of high value and self worth. In jayz's voice'if you having gurl problems,I feel bad for you son,I got 99problems but a bitch ain't one'. Don't mind the long epistle bro,this is the best way I feel I could express myself.Ciao! 67 Likes 2 Shares
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