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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 11:40am On Mar 11, 2018
Neymar1095:

Accolade like 2nd biggest cheat of the century.
2nd biggest cheat of the century?I am glad you have finally admitted that your mcm is the biggest cheat of the century grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 11:38am On Mar 11, 2018
KinzyeWriter:


Barker Dogs won't like his... Buh very true cheesy

With that trouser looking like "my daddy dash me" cheesy

Oversized shoe, Over rated midget. grin

Goat for no reason. grin
you call that messi's trouser 'my daddy dash me'?if your dad is still alive, I would like you to upload the trouser he wore to the church this morning grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 11:35am On Mar 11, 2018
obainojazz:
With 99 own goals
you still wish your team had scored 5 of those 99own goals against the 5teams that whooped their morafucking ass in the league this season grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 1:28am On Mar 11, 2018
Neymar1095:
Barca playing beautiful football without a certain somebody holding the team back.
I didn't know you also did notice that,unlike a certain team who could do nothing to salvage their hopes, with or without a certain 222m fraud grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 1:25am On Mar 11, 2018
Yahoo1:
At least he'll still be playing in the UCL this season, the €400m frontline of PSG will be entertaining Metz.
pathetic!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 1:23am On Mar 11, 2018
Neymar1095:
We are in March and a 130million signing is still looking for confidence.
you forgot to add that a certain 222m signing is also about to change sport to continue his shadow chasing in the same month of marchgrin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 1:21am On Mar 11, 2018
Neymar1095:
Ordinary 2:0 against a relegation threatened malaga with a front line that cost 335million also down to 10men is roasting.
I know you still wish PSG had this same scoreline against real Madrid grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 6:18pm On Mar 10, 2018
PSG players playing like wounded lions,venting their frustration on innocent metz ,4goals in 60mins.I wonder the kind of thoughts that would be running through unai Emery's mind,he will be like'if only PSG had bribed Madrid to instruct their players to play like Metz,'lmfao!that shit ain't happening this season man, try harder next season FAM! grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 6:09pm On Mar 10, 2018
LA liga has worst defenders as if any EPL defender is better than Godin,pique,umtiti,and Ramos!una mumu don grow public hair!mtcheww

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 6:03pm On Mar 10, 2018
Krasid:
The "half season man" currently has more goals than your best player in far less games played. Put some respect in the name.
Sure,some respect like tap ins king,18yard box merchant and Euro 2016 final assistant coach?just asking though grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 5:59pm On Mar 10, 2018
Neymar1095:
cheesy Messi sense of fashion is world class. The man looks like a primary School teacher here.
you forgot to add the kind of primary school teacher your mcm wishes he could have a duplicate of his shadow grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 5:57pm On Mar 10, 2018
Idiots shouting ronaldo has 300 goals in 286 la liga apps,as if he has had a better goal ratio than messi since he moved to LA liga,
Ronaldo:303goals,85assists in 287apps
Messi:319goals,122assists in 300apss.
Do the maths ma nigga!BS!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 5:47pm On Mar 10, 2018
'EPL is tough ,EPL is tough'being tough doesn't make it the best!BS!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 5:38pm On Mar 10, 2018
What's so special about this your EPL?De gea and courtois who were both anonymous in LA liga are your best goal keepers,Sanchez a barca reject is your highest paid player,Arsene wenger that's far from being an elite coach went unbeaten in the supposed tough league, Claudio Ranieri, a mediocre coach won the supposed tough league with a below average team,Suarez won the golden boot with goals scored from just open plays in the supposed tough league.With the exception of manchester united,how many teams in the supposed tough league have produced FIFA WORLD's BEST players?when was the last time a player from the supposed tough league was being included in the FIFA WORLD 11?BS!calling you guys stupid is an insult to the word stupid itself!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 4:58pm On Mar 10, 2018
I ain't ready for any useless or baseless stat,but all the same,Ronaldo got his 600th career goal in his 855th game,while messi got his 600th career goal in 747games,108 less games! Numbers don't lie,you know? grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 4:54pm On Mar 10, 2018
Neymar1095:
97days more.
I hear you. But how was your UTME today? grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 4:47pm On Mar 10, 2018
I dey wonder the kind app wey melvyn11 dey use upgrade him mumuism,all individual awards including golden boy,and world cup player of the tournament?if only your dad was so wise to have masturbated his konji,this BS would have been avoided.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 9:27am On Mar 10, 2018
Man pikin wan rest abeg!keep the trolls coming




#Datguydatnevercalculates#
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 9:25am On Mar 10, 2018
phaamsaam:

Samuel eto lols grin
even deco and Gerard pique grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 9:24am On Mar 10, 2018
Idiot saying messi played as a false9 for five seasons, as if messi had won any golden boot before your mcm came to LA liga,your mcm already had 1 then,messi has won 4,while your mcm has 3 in LA liga,the fifth is on it's way though grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 9:20am On Mar 10, 2018
Your mcm becomes anonymous in the league from week1 to week19,his teammates become his slave during those weeks,only for him to activate his beast mode(tap ins mode) from week 20,this time around ,his beast mode will only take you as far as champions league play off spot grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 9:14am On Mar 10, 2018
Idiot claiming EPL is tougher than LA liga, any league that consist mostly of mediocre players is meant to be tough,because the players tend to play without professionalism,hence they have no image to protect! grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 9:06am On Mar 10, 2018
Melvyn11, your posts are as boring as the sex who formed you! grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 9:04am On Mar 10, 2018
As if your mcm didn't lose a champions league final,sending headers over the bar,when messi only buried the only header he had during the same match,still your mcm is the most complete player!BS!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 9:01am On Mar 10, 2018
Champions league in two different leagues is now a special achievement?Clarence seedorf who won the champions league in 3different leagues should be an idol then? grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 8:54am On Mar 10, 2018
Champions league in two leagues,as if Lord pique didn't win the champions league with same EPL team,and also won champions league with barca the next season,hmmmmmm!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 8:48am On Mar 10, 2018
Salah wey no even full ground for seriaA,that's not even a CF, is already a golden boot contender, in your supposed best league..BS!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 8:44am On Mar 10, 2018
Melvyn11:

Bwahahahaha... A league where an individual scores 50goals in a season thats how mediocre la liga is with poor defenders.
true though. No wonder Kane has more than 6hatricks in 2017 against your so called 'best defenders' grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 8:42am On Mar 10, 2018
Thank God melvyn11 has now made me know that false9 is now the same as CF.you had better start concentrating on badminton grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 8:39am On Mar 10, 2018
Your mcm played as a CF last season, yet 42goals in 46matches,messi that played on the right wing scored a massive 54goals in 52matches!still your mcm is a goal machine!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 8:34am On Mar 10, 2018
Melvyn11:

under Pep Messi played as a false9 for 3 seasons then under Tito vilanova he played as a false9 Also under Martino also Messi played as basically a centre forward. Thats 5 seasons as a 9/ false9. Ronaldo started playing as a stiker under ancelloti halfway through 2014/2015 season.
CRAP!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 8:32am On Mar 10, 2018
As if messi didn't destroy your best EPL team during two champions league finals. Your mumu still never do!

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