Manadan0000:
I'm an average graduate still managing and hustling for a better job, my salary is around 45-50k. I stay alone and i feed, cloth myself /pay my bills and i ve youngers ones and an old mum to also assist.

I've been into failed relationship in the past from my woman cheating, fucking around or being a gold digger. Lately i started having trust issues and as am typing right now I've only toy gfs or flings with no feelings attached, i only call them when i need to charge my battery, i ll
make them laugh and be like when ll u come see me now, then somehow they come and we arrange each other & that's all, annoying part is most of this girls Bleep around & i find out, my problem is am too smart that i find out easily if a woman is fucking around. hence i can't say i want to settle with any of this girls for a serious relationship, i really want to live a responsible life, ve my own woman but irresponsible girls everywhere.

Lately one i just started dating a lady i so much adore, after spending our first day and night together, she got home next day and called to ask for 3k, i told her honestly i don't ve that cash at the moment but maybe nextweek, since that day she started avoiding me & infact she has refused to see me again after then.

The irony of the whole thing is i spend more than this on my guy friends and feel it's normal but giving a woman money is like they re scamming me, i gave a lady who came to my place yesterday 300naira for transport fare because from her place to mind is just 100naira, the eye she looked at me ;Dmind you she's fucking a guy who's my neighbor but we both pretended not to know.
I've lost so many relationship because of money because i feel am about to be duped, i only had few serious relationship in the past and i spend on average, because they deserve it and also spend on me as well.

The moment a lady ask me for money, airtime for sub that's the end, i don't care if u re testing me because if i ask lady to come sleep with me as a test am sure she ll not oblige.
Infact a lady came to myhouse last weekend and i subtracted all the money i spent entertaining her from what i intended to give her for tfare. (malt-200naira, snacks-200, she used data for over 30mins through hotspot- 200naira, she used my perfume 100naira..her change is remaining 300naira so i gave her 300naira while she was leaving). She got home and started giving me attitude.

Infact one of my ex we ve been really chating well and getting along but the day i saw please send me money, that's the last time we chatted since July this year.
Wait guys am i really stingy

in 50cent's voice,'I don't know what you heard about me, but a bitch ain't getting a dollar outta me'
Relationship is a two-way thing,it ain't a poverty alleviation program! You ain't stingy bro, you're just being smart,and in me you've got a PIC(partner in crime)! keep swimming bro.
PS; Don't swim without life jacket(condom).
Ciao!!

biomustry:
Only Messi has more

funny enough, that was the last time the gay**t won it!

TLona1:


Mr Man, go and sleep. We know you're still hurt at what happened in 2009 and 2011.

Bros easy na.

Neymar1095:

You guys are lucky I have been busy recently.

busy recently? searching for tweets to steal?

Yenyenyen,your age,your age.
Please how old are you?Mr Methuselah.

Neymar1095:

A god just arrived

Dear twitterbot's god,your MCM has gone on his third injury shopping spree in two years in quest of his shadow.

Neymar1095:

May you die of stupidity

may you and your MCM die chasing shadows!

Neymar1095:

This is my home. You must be new here . Ask around my reputation is well known.

you're welcome,CEO@Twitter bot global limited.
What a reputation!

tesppidd:
I just hope that they are not rushing Messi back into this line up!


Ter Stagen, Semedo, Pique, Lenglet, Roberto, Busquets, De Jong, Arthur, Griezman, Suarez, Messi.

Homie why?na 7g you dey use?

Ter stegen;Semedo,Pique,Lenglet,Roberto; Arthur,Busquets,De Jong;Messi,Suarez,Griezmann.

Forca Barca!

Neymar1095:

Messi the fraud

my nigga, it's been a while,i bet you couldn't sleep last night,I understand your pains
homie,but how come your shadow chasing mcm hasn't been able to find himself in the
FIFpro11 in the last two years of his 'shadow chasing sojourn'?
It's almost December though,we all know he will feign injury as usual.

If not for the media,why should anyone even be surprised that Messi picked up the WPOTY award?has there ever been a better player than Lionel Andres Messi Cuccitini since 2009?
Y'all haters should take a bow like your MCM!!

Imagine Piers Morgan saying messi has to go elsewhere to win something before he could be affirmed as the best,for crying out loud,man is a footballer not a tourist.who the f**k needs the affirmation of a bitter arsenal fan?

LordAdamX:






VVD was individually better than Messi. And his individual performance contributed to their UCL win and reaching the NL Finals.

Hell, VVD won MoTM in the UCL Final.

As for last year, you're clinically ret*rded if you think Messi was individually the best player either.

-Lord

go direct your pains, grievances, frustrations and wailings to Gianni infantino,we ain't the cause of your MCM misfortunes.

He bottled a 4-1lead against Ronaldo.

He can't win anything without xavi and iniesta,man did this shit in first season without xavi and iniesta.Thats how real GOATs do!

I'm so loving this whole moment.

Long may their woes continue.

Astark:
I want messi to win this season golden boot but is that not already too late?

Becareful what you wish for homie!if records are anything to go by,I wouldn't want Messi to win the golden boot this season except the 'champions league's'.This is because Barcelona have never won the champions league with Messi as the European golden boot winner,I thought the jinx was going to be broken last season after we had won the UCL semifinal's first leg against Liverpool,but sadly we had to settle for another heartbreak,once again I'm saying this'messi won't win this season's European golden boot'
May I hear a big amen?
AMEN!!!!!

Ter stegen ;Alba, pique, lenglet, Roberto; Vidal, busquet, rakitic;messi,suarez,coutinho.
Let's go bring the f**king cup lads !

omoowo8888:


Ask your elders about Ajagbe Bomboy, dumbo

baba you don tey oo! Ajagbe bomboy olowo ori oko silifat,i still remember his showdowns with the late kunle fighter almost every week, he was superior to both mc oluomo and talo skibo back then, he was hacked with a poisonous matchet by Agbole boys after the death of the late ologundudu of agbole,he was feared alot in oshodi back then, he later died at his village, surprisingly he was a Igbo! hmmmm, bad old days ,then we always got to watch our backs while we walked,oshodi was an abbatoir back then. Happy I made it out of the den.

Isomerizm:
Man U is done, abeg.

same way Roma were done, I'm being optimistic though, but that quarter final jinx has got to be broken first, there is a hundred percent certainty that if we get past the ucl quarter finals, we are taking that sh*t to the camp nou!
Forca barca!

We never finish with man u, pesin don dey reason Liverpool.hmmmm

Manchester United vs Barcelona has got to be the most intriguing tie among the draws.
To Manchester United, Messi has always being their assassin, so this time around they will try to neutralize 'the messi effect 'lol. Manchester united coach, players,and the fans will draw an inspiration from their 1999 Champions League win at the nou camp, with a certain young ole Gunnar solksjaer scoring the winner with just few seconds away from the full time whistle!
And to Barcelona, getting knocked out of the quarter finals in the last 3seasons have always been a pain in the neck, so they ain't taking chances this time around ,the quarter final jinx must be broken. Most cules saying Manchester United are out will always remember the QF jinx that's been our undoing in the last 3seasons,so a bit of anxiety will creep into their hearts,still,they have got to be optimistic, even if we were drawn against Porto or Ajax,it wouldnt have stopped any true cule from being anxious due to the'QF'jinx,lol.barca coach, players and the fans will also draw an inspiration from 2009&2011 Champions League finals,and again from Messi's impressive records against English teams.
To me this tie has got to be bloody,so the coaches and players of both teams ain't gonna take any chance, both teams fans will be anxious (man u fans, due to 'Messi effect 'and barca fans, due to the 'QF jinx').
In all, this tie ain't gonna be a 'walk in the park' for any of the two teams!
Forca barca!

Ozkar:
doubting Thomases. Name the superior teams that have scored Barcelona 3 goals in 15 mins in the Nou Camp.

i don't just understand the issue with most cules, barca won 5-1against a Lyon team that mancity couldn't beat both home and away,yet they are wailing like 'dicks that were denied cums 'come to think of it, were they expecting Lyon not to have had any ball possession?.During our copa Del rey semi final at the bernabeu, Madrid had more possession but we still won 3goals to nil,when Manchester United eliminated barca during the 2007/2008 Champions League semi finals, we had more possession of the ball, same happened when Chelsea eliminated us during 2011/2012 ucl semi finals ,we had more of the ball but they progressed.who possession help?some days you've got to win beautifully, some days you just have to make the best of the ugly moments count. just bring home the trophy,lads!
I've always had my GOAT to count on!
Mes que un club!

ucsquare:


Can you also do us the favour of posting the line up for Lyon,so we wil know beforehand those that wil be reponsible for the rape thats about to befall u guys at the nude camp 2nite.

THANKS..

i should have just finished you but I don't want to compound the problems you already got in your miserable life,because ,I know by now, you would wish you never posted that trash up there.

"I have noticed that each time Ronaldo impresses in the Champions league, Messi tends to have a below average kinda performance"
If 2goals and 2assists is termed a below average performance, I want that kind of performance all through the knockout stages.

Ter stegen :Roberto, pique, lenglet, Alba:Rakitic,Busquet,Coutinho,Arthur,:Messi, Suarez.
Forca barca!

TefBarzz:
I have noticed that each time Ronaldo impresses in the Champions league, Messi tends to have a below average kinda performance.

congratulations on your great inventory! Next?

Fellow cules, cut ororo fans some slack, I pointed it out few days ago that they only get to reach their orgasms when their mcm scores, please let's allow them enjoy this whole moment while it lasts,na ATM cause am.
I trust my man to give us our multiple orgasms today as well!

Don't ever, I repeat, don't ever count a champion out!
Ronaldo has earned my respect for life!

IKON360:

this is very astute. Thank you. Sha taking one on ones isn't easy, Kane, Dele Alli, Lacazette and so many others have found it difficult in netting one on ones against De Gea, its not Mbappe was poor but that De Gea is that good. Even Di Maria failed to score a one on one against De Gea in the 1st leg. Personally, the reason I like Dembele is his pace and his ability to use both feet very well. That's why I love Carzola and one lady like that in the Japanese national team that came 2nd in 2012 Olympics. That lady took corners and free kicks with both feet and sporadic rates.
But Mbappe is often more reliable than Dembele, both of them need space to be effective, both are good dribblers, Mbappe is more versatile in attacking positions than Dembele, but Dembele can play 10, 11, 7 and even 8(he will be drifting in and out sha). As a Barca fan I prefer Dembele but footballing as a whole, Mbappe is doing very well.

nice one bros.