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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 10:57am On Mar 08, 2019 |
IKON360:i love mbappe alot due to his confidence and and his eye for goal,but I won't cease to tell you that I still prefer dembele to him. Firstly both players got mad speed and dazzling skills,mbappe is a player who relies so much on his speed to get things done,and when he comes across opposition teams with great defenders,dude occasionally gets lost, let me give you two instances,during last season's ucl round of 16 clash between psg and Real Madrid, Ramos didn't give him any space to run into, he was so anonymous during both legs,same instance would have occurred if he faced defenders like Diego godin, savic or Pepe. We have seen dembele against the two Madrid teams this season ,his ambidexterity was put into great use, like when he received the pass from messi against athletico with his right foot, the keeper quickly charged at him, he quickly cut to his left foot and shot, your beloved mbappe would have preferred to run at the goalkeeper with the ball before shooting, like he did against de gea two days ago, he was given a through pass, he had only the goalkeeper to beat, a defender was also running towards him from behind, technically he had two alternatives, firstly he could have shot the ball from the edge of the box,secondly he could have ran into the box and cut the defender running towards him with his left foot and shoot with his right, but your beloved mbappe opted to keep running at the goalkeeper till he lost the ball and it went for a goalkick, you should try to relate this scenario to the goal dembele scored against Tottenham, almost the same but dembele took a big risk, he robbed a Tottenham player before the halfway line,and kept running with the ball, he had an option to pass to two barca players but he didn't, he kept running,when he got to the 18yard box, a defender was charging towards him, he went in, he faked the goalkeeper with his rightfoot and cut the defender that charged towards him with the same right foot, after which he cut the ball to his leftfoot and shot, did you see anything special in what I just analysed?dembele is so unpredictable! It's very difficult to stop him, but same can't be said of mbappe, mbappe is a player who looks for spaces and openings with his speed,and always desperate to score,dembele creates spaces and openings with his speed,and he isn't always desperate to score! I see mbappe develop to be a player like Ronaldo and dembele will be like messi, because Ronaldo also looks for spaces and openings and always desperate to score as well (not a dig though, Ronaldo is a very great player, no doubt about that, but that's just his style of play) if you don't give him space,he becomes almost anonymous most times,(like during last season's Champions League final against Liverpool) that's the more reason his fans always fail to reach orgasm when he doesn't score,while messi creates spaces and openings,and you and I know Messi isn't always desperate to score, and I get my orgasm just watching him play even if he doesn't score .mbappe and dembele are great players ,I would love to have them play together in my team, just imagine mbappe with his great speed and eye for goal, and Dembele, with his crazy dribbling, great speed and unpredictability,the combination will tear any opposition team apart,but that's very unlikely to happen. Forca Barça! 1 Like
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 11:56am On Mar 07, 2019 |
IKON360:masour ousmane Dembele! 1 Like
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 11:20pm On Feb 27, 2019 |
Isomerizm:get thee behind me, you plastic fan! 1 Like 1 Share
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 11:09pm On Feb 27, 2019 |
calculator123:well that's your problem, bra!
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 10:41pm On Feb 27, 2019 |
Either you call him a NEPA or call what I'm doing asslicking,it still won't change the fact that Luis Alberto Suarez Diaz is the man of the moment! 3 Likes
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 10:32pm On Feb 27, 2019 |
Football is a very cruel game !
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 12:49am On Feb 24, 2019 |
Yen yen yen yen,' pass to messi, pass to messi'as if he plays for juventus! 6 Likes
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 3:25am On Feb 23, 2019 |
Debroslink:Dude,it's actually mrcalcufast, not calculus. So if I refuse to share in your opinion, I've potentially become useless?i wish you could look at the mirror while spewing that trash and see how you look. Don't go near the shore if you ain't swimming, don't Bleep with me because I play very dirty,i won't come for you if you don't come for me.please I don't want to cause a stir-up on here. #onelove# #mes que un club# Forca Barça!! 3 Likes
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 5:25pm On Feb 20, 2019 |
Watching Suarez play yesterday, one would wish you can shoot through the TV screen.
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 5:19pm On Feb 20, 2019 |
Saintsammurai:kidnap or assassinate?
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 3:21pm On Feb 20, 2019 |
TalabiAudu:so mbappe wasn't in line up when Lyon won psg few weeks ago? To even think some idiots even supported you on this opinion, so your useless hazard wasn't in the lineup when your team got whooped by man city? well ain't surprised though, what sensible words could one have expected from a passionate chelsit fan after that massacre? I'm quite sure you even typed that trash up there from your hospital bed . 13 Likes
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 3:39am On Feb 19, 2019 |
Abimloaded:all these ontop Lyon matter?
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 11:46pm On Feb 04, 2019 |
Liverpool vs Leicester 1-1 Westham vs Liverpool 1-1 Back to back draws! Yet some modafuckers won't cease to remind us how Liverpool front line have been scoring for fun,mtcheww,rubbish! Next please? 9 Likes
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 11:18pm On Feb 03, 2019 |
calculator123: 1 Like
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 3:20pm On Feb 03, 2019 |
10Dove:you're on point bro, but you forgot to add that your brain Is your body's weakest point. 1 Like
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 2:56pm On Feb 03, 2019 |
IKON360: 1 Like
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 2:47pm On Feb 03, 2019 |
IKON360:higuain,morata and Lukaku. 2 Likes
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 2:44pm On Feb 03, 2019 |
IKON360:hey bra,not everyone deserves your attention,i stopped taking most cules here serious when one cocaine addict pointed out that barca wouldn't qualify from the group stage, a group with Tottenham and inter? WTF!!. Some are even comparing Suarez with other strikers in other leagues,i dare you guys to mention a central forward who has scored as much goals as Suarez this season,dude has 15goals and 5assists in the league,2nd behind only messi(21goals,10assists).even among the epl players, only Mohammed salah has more goals than him with 16 goals,(he has played over 400mins than Suarez though) ,some Liverpool butt lickers here even said Liverpool frontline are scoring for fun,liverpool frontline that were almost crippled during Champions League group stage, same Liverpool that drew Leicester earlier this week and lost 3matches during the champions league group stage.why can't we just appreciate our own for once?must we always be infected with the pull down syndrome that's as popular as a flu among Nigerians?on Wednesday when these players almost had flawless displays, no one came here to clamour for their heads with this same Suarez registering a goal and a beautiful assist for coutinho's second goal,i'm quite sure most cules here will find it very difficult to cum while having sex lf they are yet to complain about Suarez. Win, lose or get shattered. Barca till I die! Mes que in club! 8 Likes 1 Share
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 10:54pm On Jan 31, 2019 |
[quote author=tesppidd post=75303255] Trolling gone wrong, you're a perfect example of how not to troll. Even VAR wouldn't locate the humour in your posts. 5 Likes
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 12:33pm On Jan 24, 2019 |
philfearon:
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 2:30pm On Jan 22, 2019 |
Mtchwww! Lame shots!!
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 1:47pm On Jan 21, 2019 |
Excallibur:sure,nigga is currently on his'video game'leave |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 1:03pm On Jan 21, 2019 |
Just 15days on the sidelines?mtcheww.my boy abeg go get your well deserved rest.
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 1:01pm On Jan 21, 2019 |
Kingsley10000:it's quite funny how this chewing gum fan feels concerned about dembele's recovery and barcelona's Champions League run presently,i thought this slowpoke almost placed his cocaine induced brain on bet that Barça wouldn't qualify from the group stage. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 2:58am On Dec 25, 2018 |
BykeLaByke:
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 8:18pm On Dec 22, 2018 |
Kingsley10000:the kind of trash you spew after sniffing some kinda made in Pluto cracks!
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Celebrities / Re: Nse Ikpe-Etim With Olamide And Mr Eazi (Photos) by mrcalcufast: 3:17pm On Dec 17, 2018 |
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 11:00am On Sep 20, 2018 |
Yenyenyenyen,underserved,when the scumbag faked a fall and Vidal got a red card during the 2016/2017 ucl quarterfinals,it was deserved right? 8 Likes
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 3:08am On Sep 07, 2018 |
Miremoses1:the same way your dad should have masturbated the semen that led to the birth of an ancestral retard like you,at least,the semen would have been better off as an antibacterial,hence curing your mum's acne filled face,sadly,it's way too late for the poor man. Your dad right now 1 Like
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 8:53pm On Sep 02, 2018 |
obainojazz:we are all aware that your beloved G.O.A.T is still anticipating for his first seriaA goal, but what we ain't aware of is that you're still anticipating to activate the functionality of your dead brain cells. 3 Likes
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 8:39pm On Sep 02, 2018 |
Debroslink:you raised a valid point, no vex say I call you chewing gum fan. 2 Likes
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 7:17pm On Sep 02, 2018 |
Debroslink:shut the bleep up, you chewing gum fan! 10 Likes 1 Share
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