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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 10:57am On Mar 08, 2019
IKON360:



this is the problem with allowing sentiment cloud one's reasoning, Mbappe was part of a Monaco side that beat PSG to the Ligue 1 title as well as reaching the semi finals in the UCL, Mbappe has won best young player twice, and was an integral part of France's World cup winning side, this season only Messi has scored more goals than him, he has more goals at this age than Messi and Ronaldo did at the same age, he can play as a 7, 11 and as a 9. Tell me again how Dembele is better than him?
i love mbappe alot due to his confidence and and his eye for goal,but I won't cease to tell you that I still prefer dembele to him. Firstly both players got mad speed and dazzling skills,mbappe is a player who relies so much on his speed to get things done,and when he comes across opposition teams with great defenders,dude occasionally gets lost, let me give you two instances,during last season's ucl round of 16 clash between psg and Real Madrid, Ramos didn't give him any space to run into, he was so anonymous during both legs,same instance would have occurred if he faced defenders like Diego godin, savic or Pepe. We have seen dembele against the two Madrid teams this season ,his ambidexterity was put into great use, like when he received the pass from messi against athletico with his right foot, the keeper quickly charged at him, he quickly cut to his left foot and shot, your beloved mbappe would have preferred to run at the goalkeeper with the ball before shooting, like he did against de gea two days ago, he was given a through pass, he had only the goalkeeper to beat, a defender was also running towards him from behind, technically he had two alternatives, firstly he could have shot the ball from the edge of the box,secondly he could have ran into the box and cut the defender running towards him with his left foot and shoot with his right, but your beloved mbappe opted to keep running at the goalkeeper till he lost the ball and it went for a goalkick, you should try to relate this scenario to the goal dembele scored against Tottenham, almost the same but dembele took a big risk, he robbed a Tottenham player before the halfway line,and kept running with the ball, he had an option to pass to two barca players but he didn't, he kept running,when he got to the 18yard box, a defender was charging towards him, he went in, he faked the goalkeeper with his rightfoot and cut the defender that charged towards him with the same right foot, after which he cut the ball to his leftfoot and shot, did you see anything special in what I just analysed?dembele is so unpredictable! It's very difficult to stop him, but same can't be said of mbappe, mbappe is a player who looks for spaces and openings with his speed,and always desperate to score,dembele creates spaces and openings with his speed,and he isn't always desperate to score! I see mbappe develop to be a player like Ronaldo and dembele will be like messi, because Ronaldo also looks for spaces and openings and always desperate to score as well (not a dig though, Ronaldo is a very great player, no doubt about that, but that's just his style of play) if you don't give him space,he becomes almost anonymous most times,(like during last season's Champions League final against Liverpool) that's the more reason his fans always fail to reach orgasm when he doesn't score,while messi creates spaces and openings,and you and I know Messi isn't always desperate to score, and I get my orgasm just watching him play even if he doesn't score grin.mbappe and dembele are great players ,I would love to have them play together in my team, just imagine mbappe with his great speed and eye for goal, and Dembele, with his crazy dribbling, great speed and unpredictability,the combination will tear any opposition team apart,but that's very unlikely to happen.
Forca Barça!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 11:56am On Mar 07, 2019
IKON360:

in your honest opinion and from what you've watched two of them play over the past 3 years, who is better?
masour ousmane Dembele!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 11:20pm On Feb 27, 2019
Isomerizm:
If you didn't watch the match, just shut the entire fück up.
get thee behind me, you plastic fan!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 11:09pm On Feb 27, 2019
calculator123:

the man of the moment is Stegen. I know how many times he killed our counter attacks, still not good enough
well that's your problem, bra!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 10:41pm On Feb 27, 2019
Either you call him a NEPA or call what I'm doing asslicking,it still won't change the fact that
Luis Alberto Suarez Diaz is the man of the moment!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 10:32pm On Feb 27, 2019
Football is a very cruel game !

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 12:49am On Feb 24, 2019
Yen yen yen yen,' pass to messi, pass to messi'as if he plays for juventus!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 3:25am On Feb 23, 2019
Debroslink:


When you keep supporting EV and Suarez, you don't expect me to support you na.

@ least, you still get sense pass one useless mrcalculus we get for this thread.
Dude,it's actually mrcalcufast, not calculus. So if I refuse to share in your opinion, I've potentially become useless?i wish you could look at the mirror while spewing that trash and see how you look.
Don't go near the shore if you ain't swimming, don't Bleep with me because I play very dirty,i won't come for you if you don't come for me.please I don't want to cause a stir-up on here.
#onelove#
#mes que un club#
Forca Barça!!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 5:25pm On Feb 20, 2019
Watching Suarez play yesterday, one would wish you can shoot through the TV screen.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 5:19pm On Feb 20, 2019
Saintsammurai:
Can someone please go and kidnap Luis Suarez.
kidnap or assassinate?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 3:21pm On Feb 20, 2019
TalabiAudu:
Mbappe is far far a better player than this Dembele
so mbappe wasn't in line up when Lyon won psg few weeks ago? To even think some idiots even supported you on this opinion, so your useless hazard wasn't in the lineup when your team got whooped by man city? well ain't surprised though, what sensible words could one have expected from a passionate chelsit fan after that massacre? I'm quite sure you even typed that trash up there from your hospital bed .

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 3:39am On Feb 19, 2019
Abimloaded:
LYON: BUILT TO DO DAMAGE TO BARÇA


It has been a very long time since Barcelona traveled to Lyon to do anything except inquire about or sign a French talent.

The last Champions League outing was a 1-1 draw, Thierry Henry netting to answer a lustrous Juninho Olimpico. Back then, Lyon was a monster, the PSG of that era, when the only question was how much they were going to win Ligue 1 by. Then came petrodollars.

Lyon sits third in the table at present, within shouting distance of a surprising Lille, with PSG of course the runaway leaders. Lyon is also a confounding club (a lot like Barça), who can beat PSG then struggle to hold on to a draw against last-place — though far better than its record — Guingamp.

A great many culers are pretty smug about this tie. It’s worth reminding that a lot of people were smug about Manchester United’s chances against Paris St.-Germain, without Neymar and Cavani. Until a ball is kicked, predictions are only worth the paper they are printed on. Lyon is a dangerous, dangerous side.

This season in particular, Barça has been most susceptible to pace. Lyon has pace at every position. Even their CBs close fast. Jason Denayer is capable of running laps around Suarez. Marcelo Guedes will also be a handful. Both are also a real danger on set pieces also, as strong headers of the ball with springs in their boots.

Culers should breathe a sigh of relief that Nabil Fekir is suspended for the first leg. His combination with Tanguy N’Dombele is fearsome. Make no mistake, Lyon is punching below its weight, as defined by its league position. Like Barça, they play off the front foot, often with CBs and fullbacks pressed up. This is the luxury of pace.

Up front, Bertrand Traore is — yes — strong and pacy. He’s capable of playing off the shoulder of a defense, but also just flat-out leaving a centerback in the dust. He is capable of shotmaking skill and versatility, even if he is also capable of some Suarez-like clunkers. On his game, he’s a force that can dominate a match.

And then there is Ferland Mendy. Jordi Alba is, on form, if not the best left back in football, your mind strains to think of who might be as good. Mendy is near the bottom of that short list. This is a fullback that, because of astonishing pace, can play like a winger. He runs, dribbles, passes, lays in cross after cross for the likes of Traore and Memphis. He’s another player capable of turning a match on his own. We can only presume that Semedo didn’t play against Valladolid because he was watching Mendy video all weekend. This is going to be a fascinating matchup. The Barça right back, whoever that is, potentially holds the tie in his hands.

And we haven’t even gotten to N’Dombele. Though his participation is somewhat doubtful, the midfielder is one of the players smart money had Barça going for if the De Jong transfer hadn’t worked out. Some would have even preferred him to De Jong, though that decision would have marked a seismic philosophical change for the Catalan club.

For people who don’t follow L1, N’Dombele’s coming out party was against Manchester City. It was a performance that showed off all of his strengths: pace, balance, passing facility, ability to break lines, strength and technical facility. There is a reason that Jean-Michel Aulas, head of Lyon, has said that the much-buzzed-about midfielder will not even be discussed for less than Pogba money.

And then there’s Memphis, aka Mister 98 Percent. He’s another quick, fast, skillful attacker on the Lyon front line who, like Alexis Sanchez when he was at Barcelona, will do 98 percent of the stuff right to score a goal, then screw up at the end. But when he gets it right, he is a torment, and is fantastic moving in confined spaces as well.

In goal, Anthony Lopes is a strong, reflex keeper of the sort that can have a blinder of a match against the logical football that an idealized Barcelona plays.

Like Real Madrid in many ways, Lyon don’t have a defined tactical structure as much as they look to press advantages and create running space for their attackers. A favorite is the diagonal ball on the groud to a streaking Traore, or Mendy running up the wing to be Alba. But Lyon have strong headers of the ball, so those crosses might come high or low. One thing will work in favor of Barcelona is that the match will be open. That’s how Lyon plays, and needs to play, because a tight match negates every one of their tactical and physical strengths.

If none of this still has you worried, you haven’t been paying any attention. All of this said. Lyon could show up without its heads screwed on, and lay a 0-4 plonker against Barça. They’re that kind of a club. But they could also quite easily beat Barça. They are faster at every position except where Dembele will be playing, so possession will be crucial for Barcelona. Of all the matches for Arthur to be absent …

The roster I would choose against Lyon is the one we’re least likely to see: Ter Stegen, Semedo, Pique, Umtiti, Alba, Busquets, Raktic, Alenya, Malcom, Messi, Dembele. This is, essentially, a group of the fastest and most skillful players that Barcelona have on the team. There’s a reason.

Umtiti hasn’t played a competitive match in months, so Lenglet will probably start. Putting a reactive defender against Traore and Memphis will be interesting to watch. Pique will have a lot of work to do. Malcom would start over Suarez for me because Lyon’s CBs are susceptible to a fast break off the shoulder. That isn’t going to happen with Suarez.

Most likely, Valverde will start what has become his gala XI: Ter Stegen, Semedo, Pique, Lenglet, Alba, Busquets, Rakitic, Vidal, Messi, Suarez, Dembele. And we will worry every time Lyon have the ball as they explode up the wings. This will be a tiring match for Barcelona, with league implications as Sevilla away will be next on the docket. That significant lead over Atleti and Real Madrid could come in handy.

Prediction? A scoring draw, either 1-1 or 2-2, then Barça will do the trick at home. But it won’t be easy. If N’Dombele doesn’t play that first leg, it will be a lot less fraught in midfield, but the wings will still be a constant danger. Neutrals will have the most fun with this one.

- BarcelonaFootballBlog
all these ontop Lyon matter?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 11:46pm On Feb 04, 2019
Liverpool vs Leicester 1-1
Westham vs Liverpool 1-1
Back to back draws! Yet some modafuckers won't cease to remind us how Liverpool front line have been scoring for fun,mtcheww,rubbish!
Next please?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 11:18pm On Feb 03, 2019
calculator123:

Calcufast, calma abeg. Suarez is declining that I know you would agree with me. We need him to step up and deliver like Luiz of old. He is underperforming which I feel is due to Messi's presence. Luiz needs to step up and start scoring. He has done well for a man of his age but I feel he can do more

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 3:20pm On Feb 03, 2019
10Dove:
Lmao, Roberto Vidal and Suarez Lenglet, these are the team's weakest point anyway anytime.
you're on point bro, but you forgot to add that your brain Is your body's weakest point.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 2:56pm On Feb 03, 2019
IKON360:

ahh thank God for your life, some people just be trolling their own player, the thing tire me o. Instead of fans to support their team and players they will be shouting Suarez one goal in two years as if his lack of goals made the team not to progress in in UCL since 2015 we won it last. Well I love Suarez, he is the best 9 in the world

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 2:47pm On Feb 03, 2019
IKON360:

Suarez is mediocre, ok. Now recommend strikers that can improve on his role in this team
higuain,morata and Lukaku.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 2:44pm On Feb 03, 2019
IKON360:

uh a fit Dembele, a confident Malcolm. And Coutinho. Suarez has already conceded that he is ready for a 2nd striker in the team. In yesterday's match what do you think K.P. Boateng would have contributed?
Hold up play is efficient when you know support is coming, if not you go solo or draw a foul. Suarez doesn't have the pace of some years ago, neither is he good at dribbling but my question to you is this, who else do we have?
hey bra,not everyone deserves your attention,i stopped taking most cules here serious when one cocaine addict pointed out that barca wouldn't qualify from the group stage, a group with Tottenham and inter? WTF!!. Some are even comparing Suarez with other strikers in other leagues,i dare you guys to mention a central forward who has scored as much goals as Suarez this season,dude has 15goals and 5assists in the league,2nd behind only messi(21goals,10assists).even among the epl players, only Mohammed salah has more goals than him with 16 goals,(he has played over 400mins than Suarez though) ,some Liverpool butt lickers here even said Liverpool frontline are scoring for fun,liverpool frontline that were almost crippled during Champions League group stage, same Liverpool that drew Leicester earlier this week and lost 3matches during the champions league group stage.why can't we just appreciate our own for once?must we always be infected with the pull down syndrome that's as popular as a flu among Nigerians?on Wednesday when these players almost had flawless displays, no one came here to clamour for their heads with this same Suarez registering a goal and a beautiful assist for coutinho's second goal,i'm quite sure most cules here will find it very difficult to cum while having sex lf they are yet to complain about Suarez.
Win, lose or get shattered.
Barca till I die!
Mes que in club!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 10:54pm On Jan 31, 2019
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Trolling gone wrong, you're a perfect example of how not to troll.

Even VAR wouldn't locate the humour in your posts.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 12:33pm On Jan 24, 2019
philfearon:
It's safe to say that page 3384 contains the most senseless and irrational posts in this Barça thread. I feel like puking already!!!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 2:30pm On Jan 22, 2019
Mtchwww! Lame shots!!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 1:47pm On Jan 21, 2019
Excallibur:
Nigga just happy he doesn't have to wake up early for training for at least 2wks grin
sure,nigga is currently on his'video game'leave grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 1:03pm On Jan 21, 2019
Just 15days on the sidelines?mtcheww.my boy abeg go get your well deserved rest.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 1:01pm On Jan 21, 2019
Kingsley10000:
is dembele going to play champions league next month?
it's quite funny how this chewing gum fan feels concerned about dembele's recovery and barcelona's Champions League run presently,i thought this slowpoke almost placed his cocaine induced brain on bet that Barça wouldn't qualify from the group stage.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 2:58am On Dec 25, 2018
BykeLaByke:

Okay...Bartomeu's 1st son. grin grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 8:18pm On Dec 22, 2018
Kingsley10000:
in as much as dembele was on the scoresheet today,he hasn't impressed me this season....we need to sell him this January and buy another potent winger
the kind of trash you spew after sniffing some kinda made in Pluto cracks!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 11:00am On Sep 20, 2018
Yenyenyenyen,underserved,when the scumbag faked a fall and Vidal got a red card during the 2016/2017 ucl quarterfinals,it was deserved right?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 3:08am On Sep 07, 2018
Miremoses1:
sexual pervert? Looks like someone's mom and sister masturbate to ororo's shirtless pictures.
the same way your dad should have masturbated the semen that led to the birth of an ancestral retard like you,at least,the semen would have been better off as an antibacterial,hence curing your mum's acne filled face,sadly,it's way too late for the poor man.
Your dad right now

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 8:53pm On Sep 02, 2018
obainojazz:
We all know Messi didn't take the penalty because he's going to miss... Lionel missing
we are all aware that your beloved G.O.A.T is still anticipating for his first seriaA goal, but what we ain't aware of is that you're still anticipating to activate the functionality of your dead brain cells.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 8:39pm On Sep 02, 2018
Debroslink:


I'm only stating the obvious.

2009 we had Messi, Eto'o and Henry(100 goals) . 2011 we had Messi, Villa and Pedro(97 goals). 2015 we had Messi Suarez and Neymar(121 goals). These are the UCL glory years.

Messi's output is constant, but to win the UCL, other strikers must perform. Last season bar Messi, only Suarez scored 20+ goals. All our forward lines scored less than 70 goals. That's one major reason UCL has been eluding us in recent years.

This season, only Dembele is consistent in front of goals so far. When the tough teams come on board(eg Roma), and they cage Messi, we need players who can step up and deliver.
you raised a valid point, no vex say I call you chewing gum fan.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 7:17pm On Sep 02, 2018
Debroslink:
Alba scores.

Another Messi assist
shut the bleep up, you chewing gum fan!

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