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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 8:30am On Mar 10, 2018
Aguero that didn't perceive the pichichi trophy in LA liga ,came to your shitty EPL,won the golden boot,still LA liga teams are shitty,ain't as shitty as that scrotum sack you emanated from though grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 8:26am On Mar 10, 2018
Idiot!if Suarez hadn't played in England before,he would have been claiming, 'he wouldn't have done it in EPL'.fool!Suarez had 31goals in 33matches in England,won the European golden boot that same season with your mcm!,came to Barcelona the following season,was very pivotal when Barcelona won the treble,won the European golden boot the following season again(2016) .Mtcheww,rubbish!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 8:15am On Mar 10, 2018
Arguing with that bloke is like trying to impregnate a woman with no fallopian tube grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 8:14am On Mar 10, 2018
Why are you guys arguing with melvyn11?the best thing is to put him where he belongs!pesin wey fit talk say him mama na virgin,na him una dey follow argue?arguing with that bloke is like trying to recover an evaporated camphor grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 8:10am On Mar 10, 2018
Una think say una fit shut me down with sickness?for where? Una go hear am!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 12:41am On Mar 09, 2018
Goodnight Abeg!


#TGIF#
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 12:02am On Mar 09, 2018
If messi had retired at your mcm's age,he would have still gone down as one of the greatest ever that ever kicked the round leather object,if your mcm should try do the same now,he would simply be remembered as the greatest fraud and the greatest shadow chaser in the round leather game,WTF?what a title!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 11:58pm On Mar 08, 2018
Trolling someone that his shadow twice got your mcm into FIFA World's Best top3 finalists ?.I doubt if the most functioning aspect of your brain isn't tied to your mcm's shadow. Bastard!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 11:47pm On Mar 08, 2018
Your mcm will trade his future for the duplicate of messi's shadow.Rubbish!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 11:44pm On Mar 08, 2018
Bastard trolling messi as if your mcm made any significant impact during the same tournament other than feigning injury.BS!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 11:42pm On Mar 08, 2018
Neymar1095:
So he could chip Neuer from a bad angle on his weaker foot with barca
but couldn’t slot home a simple shot with his left foot in a
World Cup final. But lets all blame higuain lol.
your mumu never still do?keep masturbating with this till your mcm finds his imaginary shadows. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 12:51am On Mar 08, 2018
Tottenham wan act Porto 2004!they were dismantling teams during the group stage,had 2crucial away goals against juventus but just 2mins of two argentines brilliance coupled with their lack of experience cost them.you can only spring up surprises during the group stage,when you get to the latter stages,the powerhouses will put you where you belong.PSG would have dismantled madrid if they were drawn in the same group during the group stage,but we are discussing champions league here not shadow chasing league grin.To those that want to bet their unknown future on man city, sorry for your advanced loss



#Datguydatnevacalculates#

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 12:41am On Mar 08, 2018
VivaLaByke:
A premier league team bundled out of Europe??









We thank the Most High. cheesy grin
2 to follow by nextweek grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 10:16pm On Mar 07, 2018
You definitely ain't gonna buy class,would you?class from juventus!2goals in just 2mins!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 3:17pm On Mar 07, 2018
Wetin concern me with their loss? Next please?Chelsea! Una go hear am
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 3:16pm On Mar 07, 2018
Neymar1095:

lol....... Nice one. Someone's comment from sport stake exchange.
at least,it wasn't from the twitter grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 3:14pm On Mar 07, 2018
Useless team wey wan do comeback, first 30mins,0shot on target,no be only comeback,na communion, mtcheww!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 3:06pm On Mar 07, 2018
Let me hear one bastard term that messi's goal against chelsit a lucky goal again, if that was a lucky goal,what do you call cavani's goal?confused blokes!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 3:02pm On Mar 07, 2018
402m attacking duo against bastards from the capital:0goals,0shots on target,0 key passes,showcasing useless samba dancing skills around the 18yard box,chasing shadows, feigned injuries, went on a sabbatical leave,mtcheww! BS!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 2:59pm On Mar 07, 2018
Neymar1095:

Why won't you hate them when they were dumping you out of champions league like trash.
did you just say'were'?.let's discuss the team that just got knocked out FAM grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 2:55pm On Mar 07, 2018
'We are demolishing Madrid,we are demolishing Madrid'like say your shadow merchant don donate caterpillar give PSG!mtchewww
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 2:51pm On Mar 07, 2018
Neymar1095:

Dont call my Club name . Cant your bus parking team win Madrid.
man city is now your club?huh?don't just spoil their great season with your bad luck,the way you just did to PSG grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 2:47pm On Mar 07, 2018
I wonder the kind of stunt neymar would have pulled if PSG had been drawn with barca,he wouldn't even bother playing the first leg,because he knows that messi's shadow could deter his performance grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 2:44pm On Mar 07, 2018
PSG President and the fans would still have something to be happy about,guess what?they are yet to pay for mbappe! Nothing saddens a team than having to nurse two chronic frauds in the same team!Damn!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 2:40pm On Mar 07, 2018
Neymar1095:
So if barca wins champions League countinho wont get a medal but if Liverpool wins he gets a medal. So if barca meets Liverpool I wonder who he will support.
does this change the fact that your golden boy went on a sabbatical leave against real Madrid in both legs of the UCL round of 16? grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 2:35pm On Mar 07, 2018
Neymar1095:
Losing terribly is being flogged 7:0 by Bayern Munich Home and away with your entire squad not scoring a single goal including your Goat.
losing terribly is when a team with the most expensive players,one of which has been termed a supposed messiah is being knocked out by a team who have taken 5Ls in the league,and now resort to fight for a champions league play off spot. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 2:30pm On Mar 07, 2018
Idiot has now turned his attention to ronaldo, the same ronaldo that exposed your fraud with just tap ins.Bastard!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 2:27pm On Mar 07, 2018
Neymar1095:
2009 Madrid spent 80million on a certain Cristiano Ronaldo making him the most expensive footballer ever. That same season Madrid where knocked out of the champions league in the round of 16 by Lyon.
Guy this happened 8-9years ago,ronaldo was a fraud then,I ain't disputing that, and he has since proved himself ,paid his dues and he is now rated among the best,hence he is a former fraud,and he had been forgiven for that because he now makes the club and fans happy.Now let's discuss the current fraud,the shadow merchant,and the wheelchair and clutches specialist,when will he pay his dues and be rated among the best?huh?.All the same


SHUT THE BLEEP UP AND TELL YOUR MCM TO OUTGROW SHADOW CHASING grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 2:16pm On Mar 07, 2018
Neymar1095:
Guy go and argue with UEFA and stop disturbing my mentions. If Liverpool wins champions league,Countinho is a certified champions league winner and gets a medal. If barca wins, they might decide to Pity him and dash him a medal but he is not a champions league winner.
you forgot to add champions league will also dash Neymar a shadow chasing medal grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 12:17am On Mar 07, 2018
Abeg I am so loving the kind of fun I am having here,eye don red!tomorrow still dey abeg grin,keep the trolls coming

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 12:08am On Mar 07, 2018
Melvyn11:

You dont have fear shey. You want to face the 12 times champions. Back to back kings. Take your time.
no be only back to back kings,na doggy kings!mtcheewww,back to back kings,no treble, just a double in the last 10years!mumu!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mrcalcufast: 12:06am On Mar 07, 2018
Idiot will be telling me how messi retired after he lost the final,but the same messi came back and rose to the occasion when it mattered most ,took his country to the world cup,whereas the latest news is that your mcm has gone for counselling on what kind of sport he should do next!bastard

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