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Jobs/VacanciesRe: 191,000 Nigerians Jostle For 9,460 Immigration, NSCDC Jobs by MrChriz: 12:09am On Dec 08, 2020
9jayes:
You guys should go and seek for info, there are ways of making money steadily instead of wasting your time on government job. Ask it shall be given unto you.
bro pls show me the way
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 191,000 Nigerians Jostle For 9,460 Immigration, NSCDC Jobs by MrChriz: 12:08am On Dec 08, 2020
9jayes:
You guys should go and seek for info, there are ways of making money steadily instead of wasting your time on government job. Ask it shall be given unto you.
Bro, pls show me the way
RomanceRe: Secondary School Girls Are Hot by MrChriz: 10:10pm On Nov 19, 2020
Common sense is not common
ScamAdvise:
Secondary school girls are hot - their school uniforms alone, drive me crazy. Please do not get me wrong when I said secondary school girls are hot. Please do not misunderstand me. I am no paedophile. I don't find junior secondary school girls attractive - I only find senior secondary school girls attractive. Even then, I only go for SS 2 and SS 3 girls. If you think that secondary girls are too small for you, then you are missing out. Some of these secondary girls look big, like 30 to 40 year olds - they are small but mighty. Thank god tomorrow is not saturday. You can drive to any big secondary school near you by 2 p.m - you will not know when you stop one of the students to ask her out. There is this girl I saw last week in a public secondary school - I gave her 3K as transport, then she started calling me "uncle uncle". Forgot to ask her which class she is, so I can come look for her another day. I have not seen the girl since that day. These secondary girls, it's their bags and shoes I use in remembering them. It's possible she has been coming to school but has not worn that bag since that day. She told me her name is (names witheld)
PoliticsRe: Zaheera Baba-Ari Fails To Provide Current Food Prices by MrChriz: 5:02pm On Nov 13, 2020
Sonnobax15:
sad. We don enter one chance motor for this woman hand....make 2023 just vanish come just now just now abeghuh

just imagine........ That's to tell us that she doesn't have our interest at heart at the first placehuh

A woman who's supposed to be more concerned and compassionate about the predicament of her people has now turned out to be the devil herself.
Why would she...
Shes South African married to a wealthy Nigerian man from d morth

see her head like small pikin pampershuh
PoliticsRe: Zaheera Baba-Ari Fails To Provide Current Food Prices by MrChriz: 4:59pm On Nov 13, 2020
Officialgarri:
This is not only an embarrassment on the "slay woman" but also on Nigeria, the government that appointed her and her generation.

This video should be made to go viral. Let the nation know what happens when slay queens are appointed because they know how to have their ways with politicians.

kindly push this to front page let people identify the incompetent people that have bribed their way either by sex or by money to positions of power.

I would love to move a motion, especially at the presidency for the immediate sack of this woman.
I have heard alot about dis slay queen; how she maltreats her worker and treat them like animals while leaving her workplace like shithole even though FG has tried putting lots of money into dat office,..She and her fellow satanic agents like Mr. Lawal, Mr. Egu. Mr. Davo, etc will loot d money and do nothing..This is just the begining of Gods wrath on her...
NB: shes SOUTH AFRICAN married to a wealthy Nigerian family;
NIGERIAN GOVERNMENT HAVE TO LOOK INTO HER MATTER.
RomanceRe: Does Lady Also Rapes Guys ( Share Ur Experience) by MrChriz: 11:15pm On Oct 29, 2020
AnonymousIQ:
It happens in Africa but rare in Nigeria and occurs mostly in South Africa.
Its also very common in zimbabwe
PoliticsRe: Flag Of Nigerian High Commission In The UK Pulled Down (Video) by MrChriz: 9:55pm On Oct 21, 2020
puretayo:
And so shall it be!
Amen
PoliticsRe: Bashir El-Rufai On #EndSARS: Nigeria Does Not Begin In Lagos & Ends In Abuja by MrChriz: 4:16pm On Oct 18, 2020
SLAP44:
Buharri can rule you till 2099, the north can become Yemen while the south start to chase Dubai and Singapore.

That is why we are asking that the south must separate from the north. You can restrict your wicked policies to your compound and not drag the South West, South South, Middle Belt and South East down with you.
You too get sense...well said
PoliticsRe: Restructuring: Reps May Allow States Control Railway, Power, Others by MrChriz: 7:27am On Oct 18, 2020
[quote author=Birchi33 post=95051051]Long episode, I want believe that many of my brothers and sisters, do not understand what has been said, there own is just to comment and go.
As for me, I dont understand some grammar here.Righteousness should help me a beg....
My dictionary is hacked by #Anonymous�[/quote
U are funny sha
RomanceRe: Those Who Ended Their Relationship Due To Genotype, Please Share Your Experience by MrChriz: 4:45pm On Oct 03, 2020
Bluezy13:
Where is your education huh
Am sure he doesn't have one
PoliticsRe: "I Am Ready To Work With Obaseki" - Ize-Iyamu by MrChriz: 11:51am On Sep 24, 2020
Nemere2020:
https://tribuneonlineng.com/ize-iyamu-says-hes-ready-to-work-with-obaseki/amp/
I dont want to believe our pastor is already searching for a new godfather
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CrimeRe: Bauchi: Man Rapes 9-Year-Old Girl At Knife Point Inside Her Mum's Bedroom by MrChriz: 11:48am On Sep 24, 2020
RomanceRe: My Friend's Marriage Is On Fire , I Need Advice Pls by MrChriz: 7:41am On Jun 08, 2020
Dreyton36:
Good morning NL's

Pls i need advice on how I can be of help to this friend of mine who's marriage is at the verge of separation

I have this friend of mine who I always visit , in fact the only place I visit when I'm less busy or bored at home
He's married and blessed with a very beautiful and understanding lady , but most times that I visit them I kind of notice how they behave towards each other in a way that even a stranger will easily notice something's wrong
This friend of mine (Male) is the type that goes for anything under the skirt and he's blessed with a curvy and busty woman and she's pretty and educated , her family are also doing well
They have 2 beautiful daughters
There was a day we were sitting outside of his house , me and my friend (him) were arguing about a certain plant
The argument was just simple , I was like this particular plant is only meant for blood flows anytime someone is injured and not for cooking soup, "that was my claim"
And he was against it and claims that it's eatable
All of a sudden he just abandoned me and others outside which i didn't like ,
His wife was against it and made him understand that such little argument is not enough reason to abandon your visitors outside that it's insultive which is true cuz I felt disrespected and I also went home
The next day his wife called my phone and apologized on his behalf and stylishly blamed it on alcohol and I understand how a good woman will do anything to cover up her husband's mess
By noon (PM) one of my friend who happens to also be at the scene of the argument now told me that immediately I left , this my friend came outside and his wife was telling him to call my phone to apologise that he did wrong by abandoning us outside and he gave his wife a dirty slap
When I heard of it I was shocked because I never for once like to hear anything about a man hitting his woman
I made a decision never to visit him no more , and every single day his wife still calls me to apologise but sje never made a mention of the slap , so i was just confused on what to believe in whether my other friend was true about the slap or not
About a week he called my phone , and the reason why he called was because he had a lady that he wants to eep at my crib , like I said he bleeps anything and he can even borrow money to bleep that's how bad he is
And the problem here is that he's not the type that heeds to anyone's advice , (HE's ALWAYS RIGHT )...

three days ago I visited them after we've settled our differences of 3 months ago

Myself and two of my friends went there , to get something done with his PC (laptop) cuz he's good at photoshops

I noticed that he wasn't in talking terms with his wife , at first I was like " guy na husband and wife matter" them go settle
Since he wasn't done with what i wanted him to do for me , i went there again to ask him to get the work done for me , cuz if I'm not there with him he won't attend to it
I also noticed that they're still not in talking terms
And I'm a kind of person who never feels comfortable where there's no love , and never getting to speak mind is something I'll never do
I called my friend privately and told him of my observation
He said he has no problem that it's his wife who's ignoring him and I was like have you at least tried to put a smile on her face by apologizing, he said he can't do that never
And seems I already know the kind of person he is , I can't even tell him what to do cuz he'll never listen
All of a sudden two more guys came in (our friends)
They also noticed the same thing and they weren't feeling comfortable as well
When this my friend in question stepped out to get something close-by the three of us now asked the wife what's going on that we don't like they way they've been ignoring their selves for long , that even if they're having issues they shouldn't make it obvious for we the visitors to understand something's wrong
She narrated what happened and I've been worries about it since last night but due to shayo (alcohol) I forgot to post it here until now

She said her husband didn't sleep at home and she wasn't happy about it , instead of him to apologise and at least tell her the reason why he didn't sleep at home , he gave her a dirty slap
Immediately she said it I got pissed , buy what can I do in this kind of situation
I can't fight him, it's his wife , and i can't advise him cuz he doesn't takes no one's advice
And his wife is making us understand that she's got few days left in his house
This woman I question is very respectful and calm anytime you visit them , you can't even lack of anything when she's around , and as their close friend what can we do to settle this problem cuz I'm puzzled already
Set awon experts pls come in and help out , thanks
Your friend doesn't listen to advice, so der is nothing u can do + keep ur distance if u knw wats ghud for u...
RomanceRe: Help Ooo. My Girlfriend Of One Week Is Pregnant. by MrChriz: 11:20am On Jun 07, 2020
skymight:
Help me. My gf is pregnant. I promise to make the story fast and short. I met this fine and beautiful girls just a week ago and we feel so contacted very quickly so the point that I ask her out that particular day and she accepted to date me. I love her a lot and she love me too. Telling the truth if I am financial stable right now I would have marry her. I intend to marry her when the time is ready. We are both in out early twenties. Fast forward, On Monday her aunt went to hospital to see a neighbor who is sick and her baby sister is sleeping so we decided to see each other since from her house to mine is just 1 minutes walk. We live very closely here in GRA. So we had a quick sex in my room( because we no do know when we are going to see each other unless talking on phone, she hardly comes out of the house) and I did not use condom coz I see her as my real girl friend and future wife. (Nah here devil enter) So when I am about to cum I pull out and release on my bed. Seriously we did not even last one minutes coz she is in a hurry to go home so as her baby sister will not wake up and start crying. She enjoy it lol but I did not coz that is just first round but I am OK because she is my girl friend.

So when we finish I told her to use the bath room and wash up before rushing home which she did. We keep on talking on phone as usual. So on Thursday and Friday she complained of weakness and serious tiredness join with running stomach which I advised her to put salt inside water and drink to stop the running stomach. (that is what I use to do whenever I have a running stomach I learn that from my late grand mom). So yesterday being Saturday I notice her attitude change due to how she responses to me. (I notice the attitude issue first on Friday night but she apologize saying her body is reacting to something she can not explain but the Saturday morning was worst). Since that morning till night she refuse to pick my calls or reply back my messages. Finally she pick up around 9pm after I keep begging her to pick my calls at least to know the problem with her. She picked and her voice was low and she was crying too that the running stomach pain is too much and that she is seeing an early period (I think she mean blood) instead of 13 or 17 that she usually see her period. She was still crying telling me that she has notice all the signs of being pregnant accept vomiting. (She google the signs) She told me told me she feels vomiting ooo but it is not coming out.

(Now the news that puts me in a thinking mood) she told me that she feels and think she is pregnant. Right now I am confused and she don't know what to do either. I told her to do a manual pregnant test to know if she is truly pregnant she said she don't know how to do that. (me I don't know too just hear they do it at home) She has refused to pick my calls again. Before she hang the call she told me that she don't want to have a baby now either do I. (Her aunt is a retired director on revenue board so if she finds out her trust on her will be gone and she will not train her in school anymore) We do not plan for any of this to happen and this is even our first sex (She is not a virgin ooo either do I) Please help me we can not afford to have a baby now. Just both of us that know about this. Please what should we do now. Is there any drugs that she can take to flush everything out since it is not up to a week.

You are free to insult me and I accept all the blame but please help advise me with the drugs to buy for her. This is the first time I am experiencing this. I don't want my family to find out because if they do I am dead. I beg everyone to help me with a drug to buy for her. I have seen people get helped here. Please doctors in the house help me.
so u want us to help u kill a baby?
When u dey Bleep u call us...?
CrimeRe: 18-Year-Old Girl Raped By Lagos Dispatcher, Police Mock Her, Father Disowns Her by MrChriz: 2:40pm On Jun 05, 2020
fergie001:
LUTH allegedly refuse to treat 18-year-old girl raped by dispatcher

A twitter user, @yiudiee, yesterday alleged that a dispatcher who had gone for a pick up had raped an 18-year-old sales girl.

https://twitter.com/yiudiee/status/1268256669802418180?s=19

This morning, @_TemitopeBukola, the victim's boss, narrated the ordeal:


Cc @segalink @StandtoEndRape
Lagos State Domestic Violence office, @RuggedyBaba and Udi ❤️

https://twitter.com/_Temitopebukola/status/1268792269748023296?s=19[/quote]Nigeria is gradually taking over india..
InvestmentRe: Earn 1- 2$ Daily For Free! Earn While Surfing The Net by MrChriz: 2:28am On Jun 03, 2020
mcbliss:
So guys, here is something I came across, You could actually earn with this website while still using ya phone like u normally do provided ya internet connection is on.

1$ everyday day in 30days thats about 30$. Little buh still cool as it could cover ya data needs.

Mode of withdrawal is either through Paypal, btc or bank transfer
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BusinessRe: 10 Great Business Books You Need To Read In Your 20s by MrChriz: 9:55am On Jun 02, 2020
uprof:
.

Lol! I have many favorite because they complement one another.

But let me pick

the richest man in the Babylon by George S classon
can u pls add me too
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CrimeRe: Livinus Elem On Uwa Vera Uwaila's Rape And Death: Says "Good For Her" by MrChriz: 9:44am On Jun 02, 2020
Possiblegee:
moodyqueen does that include your brothers too
u forgot to include her father too
RomanceRe: What's The Full Meaning Of This Popular Nairaland Acronym? by MrChriz: 11:11pm On Jun 01, 2020
Offpoint:
What is the full meaning of "OP"?
what's d meaning of lasticala
RomanceRe: What Is That Bad Thing You Did,that You Managed To Get Away With Till Today? by MrChriz: 11:09am On Jun 01, 2020
seanwilliam:
i can remember the following
1. rubbing my dick on a sister yansh in church during fire fire vigil.. but I think she liked it cos the dick was hard af , and she was just doing like someone in spirit...
2. I used my last term school fee in sec school to buy a new phone.. I never pay the school fees till date
3. a pastor daughter gave me head in their parlour when I go charge
4. when my dad was working in construction coy, I transferred 40k twice from his account.. he thought it was bank issue so he was going to the bank to lay complaints, oboy I quickly returned it because that shit would have spoilt my reputation.. of all him pikin, na me my parents trust pass.. up till now self, they really confide in me..
5. when I visited my brother in Osun state, I would wake up as earlier as 4 in the morning, I would hide in the kitchen and peep through the window, all the girls in that house bathe outside early.. although good bathroom dey but I no no why dem dey bath outside.. I see different pussies and yansh.. na that time I know how girls dey wash pussy .oboy!
6. I made a threat on a guy that was eyeing my girlfriend then..( the guy hostel was beside my own.. and the guy carry well well ) .. I call am for midnight, I used strange number , give am voice , tell am say he go die if he no desist.. funnily enough immediately I dropped the call, the guy called my number and told me that " guy someone is threatening me cos of your girl.. I just laughed and feigned ignorance.
7. I fuvk my girlfriend's roomate.. she went to shagamu, her phone was off so I went to her hostel, didnt see anyone so I waited till like 9 for night.. her room mate came back from where she went to do assignment. gbam , naso dem bring night, I kuku borrow her charger, thinking by 11, I go go house.. naso we watch Spartacus enter relay.... she was crying in the morning,I quickly left befoe by 5am before guys wey sabi me wake up; D
8. I told a lecturer in the class that" you are mad sir".. Walai dem no catch me na another person dem catch.. the guy beg tire...he said he didnt mean to say that ( he used him mouth kill himself grin)
9. the day I was going to unilag, I helped the driver collect money and handed it over to him.. he thanked me, mumu man no no say I no pay grin
10. I went to mesuya during rush hour.. I chopped 1k suya without paying Kobo...
e too plenty walai, those are the ones I could reminisce vividly
u are evil
RomanceRe: What Is That Bad Thing You Did,that You Managed To Get Away With Till Today? by MrChriz: 10:57am On Jun 01, 2020
GuestLog:
My best friend found my ex I've lost contact with and decided to sleep with her before telling me he got in touch with her. My other closest friend had a fall out with the first friend and decided to share the secret with me. I didn't react.

Instead the next week, I travelled to Abuja and told his present girlfriend I was in town and we planned to meet (the only girl he ever loved and swore to marry). That day eh! I lashed day light out of that girl and realised why he loved her. she was really sweet. So, I stayed a week and lashed her everyday till I returned back to my state. Till date, I never told anyone what I did.


MODIFIED:
Some have asked why I had to revenge since she was an ex?

We didn't break up officially. We lost contact after a massive riot in the north. Though I gave up the idea of ever finding her, I never stopped talking about how lovely it would be to reconnect with her. He found her after 7 years.



sweet revenge
RomanceRe: After Waiting Four (4) Years Only To Find Out She's Not A VIRGIN by MrChriz: 10:41am On Jun 01, 2020
Galactico4ever:
From what you wrote,she must have been deflowered b4 they starting dating.Unless The wife lied about her virginity status,I see no reason the man should make any irrational decision.That love they share should outweigh everything else and besides,there's nothing special about marrying a virgin.
gbam
RomanceRe: Daddy Freeze Is Right, Pastor Adeboye Is A Fraudster and Scammer ( Photos) by MrChriz: 7:43am On Jun 01, 2020
Xavfra:
As per wetin....


They are all scammers


..
Bro sincerely not ALL but some
RomanceRe: Daddy Freeze Is Right, Pastor Adeboye Is A Fraudster and Scammer ( Photos) by MrChriz: 7:40am On Jun 01, 2020
OKEMKPI:
When you post just because u want to get likes and comments which gives u false sense of a good and intelligent writer,remember that Wen the consequences will come much later in time,probably during your old age,those likes and comments and the false internet celebrity feelings will be of no value.
Being a gateman or a truck pusher at 85years will not be funny.
the most dumb comment I have ever read in my whole life
RomanceRe: Daddy Freeze Is Right, Pastor Adeboye Is A Fraudster and Scammer ( Photos) by MrChriz: 7:36am On Jun 01, 2020
gaius01:
don't be surprised this guy is very very Broke. you know one, oñe day you will understand that this life not about critizing other people but focusing on ya life to be popular as the men of God you mentioned. as you Bleep them did it add a naira to your account. it high time we focus on our life and allow God anybody doing contrary to his word. lit up fam!!!!!
We are not in dis world to seek popularity or steal from other ppl.we are in dis world to preach his world and seek for salvation
RomanceRe: Daddy Freeze Is Right, Pastor Adeboye Is A Fraudster and Scammer ( Photos) by MrChriz: 7:33am On Jun 01, 2020
Expresswriter:
Touch not my anointed and do my prophet no harm.

All of you calling men of God names are bringing curses upon yourselves
This only apply to real and true prophets...not modern day scammers.
CrimeRe: Tanker Truck Drives Into Protesters, Banks Burned To The Ground In US (Photos) by MrChriz: 7:10am On Jun 01, 2020
eTECTIV:
Seriously ehn, Most nairalanders are a bunch of clout chasing hypocrites with their misplaced priorities.. How many ppl are killed, harassed, molested daily in dis country with little or no reaction from anyone. D same Yorubas, Igbos and Hausas who dont see eye to eye are the ones calling a white man racist. What is worse than the hatred a black man has for his fellow black man?
Gbam
SportsRe: Players Who Went From Rags To Riches & Back Again by MrChriz: 11:29pm On May 29, 2020
U forgot to add Emmanuel Eboue
RomanceRe: Corper Blessing Visited 3 Days Ago And Something Happened [Picture] by MrChriz: 6:18pm On May 24, 2020
Xtopherprince:
I am more interested in the 10 financial management strategy text. Can I get a copy sir?
I wish to get a copy too.
RomanceRe: See Why I Broke Up With Her. Women Are Not Honest. by MrChriz: 6:06pm On May 24, 2020
Katier00:
Big head with small brain. Nairaland is now a playing Field for .....
Toddlers

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