bedfordng:
site that doesn't exist includes , site where one can charge their phone online, where one can generate light online etc

Phenomenal16:
... Nah u sabi

Phenomenal16:
.. U don't like nurses

Phenomenal16:
But wait I tot men like nurses,doctors n teachers...
What am seeing here is opposite

lonelydora:


My duplex in heaven will be near yours

Internetfunds:


Rotfl.. I wish ooh, but e sure me paa d guy go still yarn dust wen he come online

lonelydora:
Good one.

Meanwhile,


Dear Fam, something has been disturbing me. Please, is there no place in this world someone can lodge an official complaint concerning one's nationality?

Internetfunds:


Lmao he deserve am... That nigga is just childish, go thtough his replies, i regret responding to his bs sef

Herbephe1:



what type of English is this?? we was coming home! this one weak me

RealSolution001:


We was?

ikestephen:
who is this 1

CrEaToRmalden:



I thought I was the only person noticing this.
He has a very poor self-promoting skill.

Bragging doesn't pay.

Aderewah:
Lol. Nigerian sellers don't want to invest. They don't brand. They don't do marketing. All that to them is money wasting. They use viva video for their business and phone apps for graphics. They are stingy and don't like paying professionals. That's why they often pack up in few months.

deebee13:


Wow!
This is one of the best threads I've seen on Nairaland.
Thank you so much for this!
So on point!!!

obembet:
Thanks for this...

victorian:







Hahahahahahah,my dear we are not going on a date

Our locations are very far apart .

Im in lagos , hes in another state .

I dont travel for dates

All my dates are in lagos.

Someonelse asked me out earlier today ,hes in lagos. Which is perfect for me .

The roads are free and im down with enjoying myself this evening .

victorian:








Why the tears?

MrBONE2:


Yeah Grill chickens for the Fox

victorian:





I know


Lol

JasonScoolari:
Stop hiding prostitution under "I DON'T DATE BROKE GUYS"

Just state your price, they will pay if you are worth it though.

victorian:










Ok its well

Have heard

Angel Coker

Mimo!

Hantonia:
lolzzz

bonaventure73:

Hwfr

victorian:











Heheheheheheheheh


Amen!


But seriously i dont think the nairalander is a ritualist!

My discerning spirit says he simply wants to chat with me one on one , thats all

No fear! Im safe.

victorian:









Hahahahahahahahah, he can't kidnap me in a public place, and broad daylight nah
And moreover God is protecting me. Lemme tell u a short story that happened two weeks ago.

I was bored one day, so bored mehn! I logged into facebook, then saw some new chats. There was this guy, matured, good looking, he typed hi, I replied hello, we got chatting. He's a cool guy. He asked how come I'm online on a Monday. I said mehn I'm bored he was like eeyah. We chatted about what we do for a living and all.

So he asked will I be free on Sunday? I said oh! Yes I will be free ! He smiled and said OK. And where do we meet up? I replied can u pick me up at home? He said no problem he will. I asked where are we going? He said a lovely bar on the island, just to wine and dine. I was like Wow! Great!

Then we chatted inbetween the week. Then later I sat myself down and I said but wait o! I don't know this guy o. He's a stranger and Vicky u want to go out with him?

I was quiet and I said to myself, but can't someone have fun in peace again? I'm so bored! I knelt down and prayed saying Oh God, u know I'm so bored, it's not like I'm going to have sex with this man, please protect me. Don't let anything bad happen to me. I know u love me as I love you too. Pls protect me Then I stood up and said nothing will happen with faith .

On Sunday, He came in the evening around 6pm, nice sparkling white rice, tall guy, muscular, fine smiles on his face. then we drove down to the island, chatting, laughing, gisting and all the way. Very cool guy. We got to the bar , lovely place.

there is even a band playing, comedians too came, did their stuffs, dancers came, shaking bums. Lots of drinks, barbecues, ice cream, so much to eat and drink , and people were dancing having fun. I was like Wow!
This is it!

We ate delicious Barbecues, we drank, he wanted me to drink more I said nah.. I'm full!

Then One his friends came around, he looks like a bouncer with huge muscles and I was like oops! I hope these guys won't kill me afterwards?

I readjusted my mind, I said God u are in control. Nothing will happen to me. All I want is just to have fun o, nothing more o! Chai! . I calmed down and I was chatting with them like warri babe . They were laughing so hard at my funny way of talking. I smiled, I said to myself good.

Then I told the guy who brought me, I have to go. I must be back home by 9pm.

They said oh why nah? I replied that's the rules where i live. The security guard locks up by 9:30pm, so I must be home before 9:30pm. I can't sleep out. They were like but I'm a big babe nag, and an adult too. Why should I accept such? I said its a long story. Lemme go. They shrugged and said OK.

So they excuse themselves to go talk elsewhere, I was still seated waiting for them, wondering how they hope to achieve the kidnap thing lol.

Then they came back and said OK if I want to go home, no wahala. It was like music in my ears. I was bit tipsy, stomach tight and i was so happy. The huge guy left. I heaved a sigh of relief. Lol

The guy who invited me said let's go then. .. Lemme drop u at home. I replied OK cool. As we were driving home, he said u are such fun to be wih. I smiled I said thanks. He said if it were some girls they will be so dull and quiet. I replied Every girl. Is not the same. So he drove down and drop me at home. As I was about coming down? I asked him do u do this often? As in take a random babe out, drink, eat ,laugh and gist? And I'm surprised u didn't touch me, u were a perfect gentle man.

He smiled he said erhmm he's different and felt connected with me when we chatted online and was like OK let go out? i was like really? wow! That's good! Guys like yourself are scarce .

Then he said he's married and he's not looking at having sex, he just want to have a great time with someone different , gist, be merry to relive Lagos stress. I was like that's good! OK drive safe. I walked back to my apartment with the security guard waiting, I gave him a red wine, as he opened the gate. He said ha! For me alone? I said yes. Enjoy! He replied Madam thank you o! I replied no wahala, I'm off. Goodnight, please lock up. Then I slept like a baby.

That's the first and last time I spoke with him. He doesn't chat with me anymore, I felt sad initially but i was like OK, he's weird sha but no prob.

Although it's risky o, babes don't try such stunts o!

bonaventure73:

50k negotiable

macho44:
#WORD!!!