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Car Talk / How To Buy A Used Car Without Mechanic Assistance Pt1 by mrcoolautofix(m): 10:48am On Apr 11, 2021
It's not as easy as it sounds but with this 10 minutes video of mine, you should be able to make good decisions. This is part 1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fgr8Tx1qN5g use it or leave it.................

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Car Talk / You call it science, I call it Sorcery, My POV by mrcoolautofix(m): 8:04am On Apr 11, 2021
I created a topic like this previously to correct your mindset about what is and going to be,
to differentiate natural & unnatural form of knowledge acquisition but most people who argued blindly end up being daft & stupid to think I am insane when I said that major invention & innovation we see today are from sorcery..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPWL3e3bFl8

One last thing kindly explain to me in a comprehensive way how 879gb file is compressed into 5mb you download it as 5mb but after unzipping it, your computer can't even handle bit real storage capacity
Car Talk / Re: We can ring any car engine, no blue smoke or oil shortage, Abuja by mrcoolautofix(m): 6:43am On Apr 11, 2021
Kewtt:
Na like this e dey start... wahala
Speak for your self & stop being noisy

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Car Talk / Re: We can ring any car engine, no blue smoke or oil shortage, Abuja by mrcoolautofix(m): 6:42am On Apr 11, 2021
Bolubaba:
Location?
Dutse Alhaji
Car Talk / Re: Imaging Driving Self Charging Electric Car, African Guy Invented It by mrcoolautofix(m): 4:43pm On Apr 07, 2021
harmargedon:
The white man pays the black man to do their dirty job. The black man does the job and praises the white man few years later when the same inventions are sold in the market.
Obama for instance was made a president to put african into stone age & transfer right from blacks to gay in america of course unseat Goodluck Jonathan
Car Talk / Re: Imaging Driving Self Charging Electric Car, African Guy Invented It by mrcoolautofix(m): 4:36pm On Apr 07, 2021
Elsueno:
angry

Wait so this thing was true?! A mean u can't just hide such invention u know
Why not it's massive at least let him run on low profile let it circulate africa first.

Then the white can continue to fk their self in the ass
Car Talk / Imaging Driving Self Charging Electric Car, African Guy Invented It by mrcoolautofix(m): 10:07am On Apr 06, 2021
I am going crazy in my head trying to fight the capitalist that are plotting to assassinate this african tony stark,

They have refused to allow him patent his invention that it defies physics,

Listen up guys, we stand the chance of saving this young man at all cost,

The first person on earth to invent self charging battery no energy required, first electric car that doesn't need recharging,
His invention will catapult africa to the highest unimaginable hight of innovation's,

Wakanda in reality, so amazing like a prophecy coming into manifestation.

I am using this opportunity to seek men of good will to step into his aid, most of his group have been poisoned to death, he have risk multiple assassination attempt and as I speak I don't know if he is still alive,

he also invented high breed helicopter and free power generator that is self sustaining.

His name is Maxwell Chikumbustso
the company he runs goes by name SAITH

This is the answer to uninterrupted power supply imagine not paying a dime for fuel... nepa bill And all you need to do is drive and live to spark your creativity.

It's in our hands..
Car Talk / Re: I Am Building Antigheft Security System At Affordable Rates by mrcoolautofix(m): 9:23am On Mar 18, 2021
Foolishbuhari:


What programs it? Is it done on the spot or can be done remotely?
It can be done on any car, but it cannot be done remotely.
Car Talk / I Am Building Antigheft Security System At Affordable Rates by mrcoolautofix(m): 6:26am On Mar 05, 2021
Car theft might sound too less concern until your car is snatch at a gun point,

Most Toyota vehicles are easy catch & easy beatable key lock system, with that in mind there is high demand for Toyota cars & I think you don't wanna do the chase or waste money trying to use police cos it will double your frustration,

In view of this, I decided to drop the cost for easy purchase, my concept cost implications for anti theft security system is between range of 9 to 10k for single channel protocol, it you need 2 channel it will be 20k 3 for 30k,

The goal of my car anti theft is to buy you some time that will make the theft get frustrated & leave your car dead on a short distance from the actual spot the rubbery took place..

It will be programeable to shut down the car after 30 seconds or 2 minutes depending on your request..

The interesting unique features is that it can be customized at your on instructions, timing sequence & trigger time

Car Talk / Re: Why Are Most Nigerian Volkswagen, Ford, Bmw, Peugeot Phobic? by mrcoolautofix(m): 9:40am On Feb 28, 2021
sandysaint:


I feel say you bin dey talk sense until you dey correct person about Lexus being Canada.

Ikpa no argue for this place again or me and you go get problem

Did you know that most lexus that i have been working are Canadian made even if it's Toyota franchise that owns lexus, i don't care buy why don't they make Toyota parts to go mile like lexus? So the country that the car is made habe a llot to play concerning durability bro.
Car Talk / Re: Why Are Most Nigerian Volkswagen, Ford, Bmw, Peugeot Phobic? by mrcoolautofix(m): 6:16am On Feb 21, 2021
randytt1:
Again, you still fail. Toyota generates more revenue and makes 10 times more profit than Mercedes. 20bn USD vs 2bn USD. Toyota makes 40% more profit than Volkswagon and was the most valueable car company for like 10 years straight until Tesla shares soared months ago and Tesla took the title.
yes exactly pure water generates more revenue compared to bottled water, the rocket science behind it is cost bro.
You know mineral oil sold more than synthetic,
It doesn't mean that mineral oil offers better performance compared to synthetic,

Bro bro bro how did you arrived at 40% profit magin revenue of Toyota over vw? $280.5B & $275.5B is 0.05% not even 5%

Broke People are attracted to cheap stuffs to suffer at long run, thats the case of Nigerians,
Only few who understood long term benefits makes decision on car purchases that is built for performance not affordability,

Toyota don't build performance car, they are afrer being everywhere, selling gabage to gabage folks,
How many Toyota vehicles in Nigeria is equipped with turbo?

Volkswagen is not sold dirt cheap bro, you are speaking from Nigerian standing point,

Look outside Nigeria, Toyota cars are termed student cars,
If you have ever bought genuine Volkswagen parts as brand new, you will understand the cost difference then when you use it, you will understand the term durability bro.

Read that your durable chart clearly, it said from 2020, so what the fck have they been building all these years? Pig?

I want you to go out there, & check out 2002 Toyota Camry 1.8L or 1.8L Corolla vs 2002 Volkswagen pass 1.8T or 1.8 2002 golf 4 or jetta, drive this cars without a passenger to 140mph and see for yourself, by the way, passat front control mechanism parts is enough to manufacture another Toyota car.
While you are driving it, pay attention to it balance & grip on the road, how it handles gallop & how it handle bend corner at high speed, bro you will know you have a mini luxury car plus regular car, also test the features & utilities, ac inside settings day & at night.. you will see why Toyota is called student car, meaning car for broke ass folks.

It's not about what any drunkard wrote about these cars, it's about what end users say after use that determines the realities. Not made up stories.

Lastly did you know why Toyota parts & car is now expensive in Nigeria? It's not cause it's quality or durable, it's cos too many people are using Toyota plus, the parts get ruined quickly & that is what Ibo man called market..

That 1.8T passat & Mercedes C240 or C230 have no difference in balance but in performance ofcourse you know most c230 c240 class are v6 but I am yet to test a Good passat 1.8T that it turbo is healthy to speak about the performance difference, cos the aim of the turbo is boost the 1.8L engine to perform like 2.4 L or 3L thats increasing the horse power by 35%.

Car Talk / How Service Volkswagen Passat Automatic Transmission Step By Step Diy by mrcoolautofix(m): 8:47am On Feb 19, 2021

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRmRgT8-NHU

Every step and procedures to get it done correctly, including oil quantity tools,
Stop being vw phobic

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Car Talk / Re: Why Are Most Nigerian Volkswagen, Ford, Bmw, Peugeot Phobic? by mrcoolautofix(m): 3:16am On Feb 17, 2021
[quote author=randytt1 post=99127137]
Lol. Lexus is North America? Dude close your mouth.
Did you have proof outside internet data?

I fix cars & information I gave out above are requested before you run a scan on a car, lexus is Canadian car, same company could make parts for them, but don't mean its same brand,

For fact that pure water outsells botle water doesn't mean it's better than bro,

It's not who makes more sale, it's who have more money

It's not being every were it's about going anywhere.
Car Talk / Re: Why Are Most Nigerian Volkswagen, Ford, Bmw, Peugeot Phobic? by mrcoolautofix(m): 8:40am On Feb 16, 2021
randytt1:
Attached is the official Consumer Reports USA 2021 car

2021, is still yet to come, this list must drafted by a drunkard.

Toyota car parts don't go mile without replacement,

Masda from day one have engine issues to smoke like ganja man,

Nissan doesn't have engine

American cars can be quite reliable

Bottom line is, Toyota advertises more than other companies, German automakers have ego, & their price tag is up, the parts are expensive making their car expensive to maintain,

Toyota fake parts are all over the place their original parts and fake don't have any much difference.
Lexus is Canada not Japan which is still nort America. Lexus is way better than Toyota.
Car Talk / Why Are Most Nigerian Volkswagen, Ford, Bmw, Peugeot Phobic? by mrcoolautofix(m): 9:25pm On Feb 15, 2021
I am really down with European cars cos of two factors, durability.. & roughed..........

I am the crazy guy that dares against public opinion & I guess that's why I always make things happen in a different way..

I bought vw passat 1.8 for a return customer recently, and bros this car has been on for sale like forever but no body is buying it, he crashed the price to 500k it has 183k milage on

This car is equipped with turbo & air pump

This car is 20 valve iron cast block,

This car is like a armored tank on the road,

Heavy as mecerdes benz,
My job was to inspect before purchasing, my technical analysis & approval will determine if he is to buy it or not,

Jess the engine and wirings are intact & right there that i fell in love quicker,

Him: The driver window doesn't work, me: buy the car

Him: The engine misfires, Me: pay him for the car

The ac isn't not cooling, me pay him for this ride

Are you sure this car will not disappoint, me buy this car

The driveing shaft is noisy, buy this car

The turning signal light is not working, me can you please pay him lets go with this car

At last he bought it, N500kput
130k on

6 days working on the car issues was resolved now he goes this car moves like mad dog,

The ac wants to freeze me, Me you paid me for it..

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Car Talk / Re: Why Are Most Nigerians Scared Of V6 Cars? Truth you must know by mrcoolautofix(m): 9:08pm On Feb 15, 2021
HeavenlyBang:


I said V12. V12 is two i6's, W12 is two Vr6. Only VAG uses a W12.
Unlikely
Car Talk / We can ring any car engine, no blue smoke or oil shortage, Abuja by mrcoolautofix(m): 9:01pm On Feb 15, 2021
Hello good day,
I brought some good news & bad news, which one should i drop first?

Here is my control 08061371793

If your car engjne short oil or blue smokes, your engine need serious attention, if this is current the situation with your car, with with price of everything hitting the roof, replacing your car engine can be pretty much expensive, some 300k some 400k some 600k depends on the make and model,

Now alternatively you can give your engine a second chance by getting it rebuilt which technically speaking we don't have all the parts & gears to perform that complete rebuild,

But there is hope, I have a guy that can confidently ring your Nissan, Mazda Toyota or Volkswagen and you will at least enjoy the car again for wooping two years, you haeard me right. he can perform this service outside abuja too or reach me here 08061371793.[/b] wari, benin, east south just give up call we will.

You fellas knows what I am capable of, I don't subscribe to wack and quarks, the cost of this service will not necessarily be cheap or half expensive as the cost of your engine, cos we are gonna be using quality parts to get this your engine back, such as piston rings, metal bearing, crankshaft, top cylinder gasket & also carefully inspects other engine components for defects.

There is no exemption, aluminum block or cast iron we take on them equally.


as you can see here, this is toyota aluminum block, for those that told you nissan ringing don't work.. hmmm thats trash bro...

one last thing becouse we will be mostly spending nearly 50 percent of the total charged on the job, no money back, one thing that we assue you is, if your engine block is not bad, be rest assured he will get it back. thats why the cost will defer.

see you round. Location is @ Dutse Alhaji district

no risk no reward give call 08061371793
[quote]We will be rebuilding Lexus GS300 06 model V6 from 17th may 2021


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6HTss-ZWmk we just successfully pulled the Lexus V6 engine rebuild off

stay turned cos we will be updating you this car got 135670miles on,

Health / SAY NO Covid 19 VACCINE, Period! by mrcoolautofix(m): 3:28am On Feb 13, 2021
I read a useless post that says no body is safe until everyone is vaccinated,

The safety of this byforce nation has been compromised long ago by corrupt leaders,
Let go back to lock down,

What happened to The money set to be giving as incentives to every Nigerian during the lockdown? It wasn't giving to everyone right?
The office was raised by false fire, let them do the same to the vaccines.

Here is the full package, Nigerian government has never cared for their citizens welfare, look at your local communities, no road no good water supplies, no nothing, we all suffer to make a living from scratch all by ourselves, we have been responsible for our own problems & health, vaccination is not love or care out of the blue sky
Coming to this vaccination thing,

Bill gate made it clear that he need 3billion people dead, and it should start from Africa,

Nigeria was targeted & N10M dollars bribe was received by your so called leaders to get your taken out through vaccination,

If I am say anything, let them take that shit if they want to, but for you the poor masses, you have been through the worst case scenario anyone can go through 20 times worst than any person can go through a lifetime,

And you have made it so far, without Nigerian government aid or grants,

My decision and suggestions is if they are so anxious about being safe, they should revive our hospital and decay infrastructure, to promote our youths innovations. Thats the only safe path to the sustainable future not looting and exploitation & lies after lies.

Not flying abroad to get medical health care & run back to Nigeria to dictate what every person should do regarding the vaccine.

Goodluck Jonathan administration took out Ebola without westerners aid, what has this administration brought aside poverty starvation & destitute?

this administration is just another puppet to US as for the message about covid vaccines give it to your generations.

Car Talk / My New Customer Sold His C240 Benz & Bought GOLF 3 by mrcoolautofix(m): 10:08am On Feb 12, 2021
He is only complaining of the light weight, but not about the performance,

Guess what, he still uses Mobile 1 in it, now you know you spend more buying the cheap mineral oil, you spend 44k on normal oil in 6 months,
And 22k on synthetic oil castrol, mobile one or Panzoil.

The other issue he is worried about is the rear hub pulling out while in motion which he said that he can't be paying attention to that instead will prefer to convert it have a look like golf make 4 rear hub,

The ac of this car is mad bro, the golf fanatic are gu gonna be having another fast and furious franchise driver behind the wheel again, and all i have to say is welcome to the people car world.. were the rock meeta the roughed..
Politics / Re: So Our Leaders Took The Bribe & The White Are Here To Poison Us by mrcoolautofix(m): 7:17am On Feb 12, 2021
boyjo:
Yes they took bribe to poison and kill their own people. But they shall not succeed in JESUS name, amen!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kg2fbguhIpY
Car Talk / Re: How To Fix Amg Gls63 Biturbo Super Car Ac Intermittent Cooling by mrcoolautofix(m): 7:16am On Feb 12, 2021
aieromon:
Nice video.


Why is your probe reading 26°C from the AC vent? Or is it 26°F?

My probe was exhausted working taking readings that day..
Car Talk / How To Fix Amg Gls63 Biturbo Super Car Ac Intermittent Cooling by mrcoolautofix(m): 8:33pm On Feb 09, 2021
This car is a pure machine, It take just someone who knows my level & my capability to bring this super car to down to my local garage,
A car of N125M, what should I say I am with thise with ticker wallet..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SR4aMQJn0-g

Car Talk / Re: Is Your Car Taking Too Much Fuel, Or Not Shifting Fast? Abuja by mrcoolautofix(m): 8:34pm On Feb 01, 2021
bonnyhope:


My car rpm increases suddenly and delays, and is slow, I can press accelerator to touch foot mat but still will not move

What is the cause
whats the make & model? visit us at dutse alhaji when you are ready, a scan to confirm will be the best sure way to fish out the culprit & get it fixed
Car Talk / Re: Is Your Car Taking Too Much Fuel, Or Not Shifting Fast? Abuja by mrcoolautofix(m): 8:09pm On Feb 01, 2021
aieromon:


I always laugh anytime I read this. Its very scary but I guess it doesn't hurt your business one bit.

Do you have a vacuum pump?
I have vacuum a machine, service charge per service is 15k aside materials
Car Talk / Re: Learn From My Mistakes Working On A Woman's Car! by mrcoolautofix(m): 9:37pm On Jan 28, 2021
TRYGO:
What I normally do is to,
1. Get as much as possible, a lot of the customers complaints penned down on paper, or WhatsApp, so that there won't be problems in future.

2. I do asks for 75-90% of advanced fee, before starting such jobs.

3. I specially asks the customer, to SPECIFICALLY STATE what EXACTLY TGEY WANT FIXED (scope of job). If you don't do this, you'd keep spending your money with the hope of the customer would pay you. Some would actually pay you back, while others, like in your case, would look for an excuse to cause problems, either for the sake of it, or because they can't pay.


PS: Everyone happens to learn some life experiences in this field as one progresses in this learning curve.
I have it on our WhatsApp chat dude,

A thief will still thief what ever she planned & head for the exit.. in hope of getting away

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Car Talk / Re: Learn From My Mistakes Working On A Woman's Car! by mrcoolautofix(m): 9:35pm On Jan 28, 2021
maynation:
So spends 210k on a Volkswagen jetta Fsi 1.6l 2006, with those listed damages. Jesu saanu.
You should have advised the woman against it from the start. undecided
Well i am not Volkswagen car manufacturing company that knows everything that could be wrong at first including cost implications.

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Car Talk / Re: Learn From My Mistakes Working On A Woman's Car! by mrcoolautofix(m): 9:33pm On Jan 28, 2021
Ogbuu101:

Especially one who has never owned nor been responsible for the maintenance of even a motorcycle.
Buying a car that wort 1.6m for Nigerian use at 650k is not a bad deal & invested 330k to get it back which includes engine purchase & replacement

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Car Talk / Re: Learn From My Mistakes Working On A Woman's Car! by mrcoolautofix(m): 9:30pm On Jan 28, 2021
Foolishbuhari:
Sorry man. Women will always be a very Complicated gender. With them, you have to throw away every sense of gentlemanliness else most of them will use it as an opportunity to take advantage of you.

Well I believe you've learned. Greater heights to you Bro
Up till now the idiot is still on the run after i reported to police...

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Car Talk / Re: 2008 Toyota Corolla Car AC Problem by mrcoolautofix(m): 9:23pm On Jan 28, 2021
Ystone:


My 2010 Corolla AC gave up last week after ceasing and coming back on intermittently for a while. Where is your workshop In Abuja so i can bring it in for checking please?
Dutse Alhaji if you have not got it fixed
Politics / So Our Leaders Took The Bribe & The White Are Here To Poison Us by mrcoolautofix(m): 8:10pm On Jan 17, 2021
I am just getting the information just a moment ago, about Nigerian politicians accepting the money for the vaccination of Nigeria.

You guys needs to hold your ground and accept no vaccine, folks who took this are dying in the west stand your ground, let the politicians & their children take it first
Car Talk / Top 11 Secrets That Will Make Your Car Engine Run Better & Last Longer by mrcoolautofix(m): 7:32pm On Jan 13, 2021

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKz_7P8eCfo
As your car engine is the heart of your car, you want to protect it to avoid degrading sooner,

If you can successfully applied this car tips I listed above, your car engine will rarely short oil or eject blue smoke,

But if you can't, thats why i am here bring your car over to me nothing good come cheap, stingy men association of Nigeria are welcome.

Hit this number 080 61 3717 93 when you want me to do this job in your car. See you around

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