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Car TalkRe: Audi A4 2.0L 05 model Total Restore Engine Rebuild Episode by mrcoolautofix(op): 1:10pm On Jul 18, 2021
OgaKazeem:
ehsir pliz what do you mean by "sensor troubleshooting" ?

is it such a big job?
Lots of sensors were rip off like maf, IAT, Purve valve, Presure sensor, ECT lots even futher the ac system is butchered, yes it's serious
Car TalkRe: Lexus Is Series That Kills Battery Over Night by mrcoolautofix(op): 10:25pm On Jul 17, 2021
olumzzz:
Lol, clueless noisemaker.
I just pity the car owners that patronize him.
You are right, The only one thing that needs a pity is your broken ass,
Car TalkRe: Peugeot 206 Starts And Shutdown Issues by mrcoolautofix(op): 10:23pm On Jul 17, 2021
MARKone:
Your writing is as bad as your YouTube videos. You might want to look into using signs and symbols.
I wonder why clowns think they can play the role of a wise person ...

So what exactly is a clown like you sniffing around my channel for?
Car TalkRe: Audi A4 2.0L 05 model Total Restore Engine Rebuild Episode by mrcoolautofix(op): 10:18pm On Jul 17, 2021
homeboy205:
I don’t believe that’s the case lol

I believe they are waiting for a part to complete the job
The parts from heaven right?
Car TalkPeugeot 206 Starts And Shutdown Issues by mrcoolautofix(op): 7:44am On Jul 11, 2021
It's really interesting to get on top of the problem after watching many attempts to fix it and failed..

My weekend was ruined the instructions was tell the customer it will take 60k to get this issue resolved,

But the bad ass flipped my message upside down and tell him that his car is back to live, the tech says he will take 60k now really got me screwed up...
cos I gat the customer on my neck that all he got is 7k I am dead..
It been a serious wotk on this car for 5 days, no luck..
There have been this kind of issues with same brand make and model like this before and it was unsolved at last it was sold for scrap
Car TalkRe: Hyondai Sonata Battery Drain by mrcoolautofix(op): 7:34am On Jul 11, 2021
Nice write up, if it as you said how come on three to four counts trial with his pro techs they couldn't get it solve?
You sound deficient to my liking, read my thread again I said without unscrewing a dime thing
OgaKazeem:
the precious information you hoard is all over the internet free for people to tap from.
what is difficult in finding a battery drain?

every current draw comes from the battery.
then through a fuse/relay.

Every system has a fuse through which current runs through to power them. The fuses serve as a safety device within any circuit in case there is a high amp draw due to short circuit or whatever.

Now to narrow down which system is responsible for this current draw,
first put the car to sleep.
open the doors (this is to allow easy access during diagnosis) but lock the latches (to ensure the BCM sees the doors are locked).

place an amp clamp on the main positive or negative battery wires to monitor the current beeing drawn from the battery.

next let is seat for am hour atleast just to ensure all systems are asleep.

with a multimeter, check each fuse. and note the fuses with higher than normal millivolts reading.

with this you can narrow down which system is responsible for the amp draw since we already know this is the fuse powering the system.

from here disconnect each module being powerwd on the system. there will be a drop in amp draw once you disconnect the module or component responsible for the amp draw.


The above methods are one of many accurate ways to diagnose amp draw on any vehicle which i have used to fix difficult battery drain concerns on many vehicles.

All these information is available on the net. no dey feel like say you be champ @OP.

we're all here to learn.
Car TalkHyondai Sonata Battery Drain by mrcoolautofix(op):
OK on my previous post some1 was throwing tantrums about me not sharing information on how I do what I do, funny I don't even read most of the tabla that most of you stereo typos are typing,

Well this is my stand, the more you share the less needed you become... The less important you become

That's why auto makers don't share, cos they know how much they extract from training people on how to fix their car,

As for me, people who knows me always get back to me after trying out mechanics & they failed, like on this sonata battery drain,
I fixed that issue without unscrewing a bolt,

Which got me more job on transmission diag and fix, on 2009 prado..
I really don't like sharing information. If others knows what I know, I wouldn't be paid so well to do what they failed to do..

Car TalkRe: Lexus Is Series That Kills Battery Over Night by mrcoolautofix(op): 10:32pm On Jul 08, 2021
Promzy99:
Well most Nigerian guru like to hoard information, that's why if I really want to learn something from a Nigerian or anybody anywhere, I'll make sure i ask him/her how much it will take for me to learn it.

It's left for him to decide, and again some will tell you they can't share the information for anything just because they don't like competition.

The truth is, you can't repair all the whole car in Nigeria, you can't even repair all the whole car in your state, there will always be job for everyone to fix. Exactly bro! Even in d automobile industry, difficult jobs comes once in a while. Wht he (Op) feels hez is a wizard at cud be wht sum other technician plays with. I could remember how i was feeling like a Sienna god. I was d only tech guy who cn stop a hard start issue with toyota VVT Engines changed to a non Vvt engine. Dis mistakes is usualy done by mechanics wheneva dey wnt to change engine 4 a toyota VVT Engine. I met tech gurus beta than me whn i changed my shop location.
You got a point. I really don't like sharing cos when I was still growing in this field, I remember going through it all alone. I am not saying I know it all right now but I know enough to deal with any car issues without anyone's help such as engine rebuild & troubleshooting, electrical electronics, air conditioning, computer diagnostics, transmission troubleshooting reading schematics...
Car TalkRe: Lexus Is Series That Kills Battery Over Night by mrcoolautofix(op): 7:29am On Jul 04, 2021
Promzy99:
Lol! Op dey form wetin i no even know. Him jst dey hype himself like say d knowledge of d work na heaven give am. This is d difference btwn d blacks nd whites. While as an apprentice
, I neva saw my boss perform bat3 drain test like a pro. I had to go 2 youtube, I watched a video from "eric the car guy" and til date I cn perform a drain test even while sleeping. Last week I did one on a new morden RAV4. there r many free videos online with many pros who r humble nd willing to share. But u see people like dis OP? he thinks hez tryin 2 be smart nd diplomatic bt, all I cn see is jst unnecessary pride.
so you had to watch it on tube to know it? Well so why then did you tagged my self taught ability Forming? You are taught like kids in kindergarten,
I figured it out in my own way and many others undisclosed here & took time to explain to you how you can tap from this knowledge instead grunge and envy is all that there is in your heart..
Car TalkRe: GM Plans To Mass-Produce Self-Driving Car Without Steering Wheel & Pedal By 2019 by mrcoolautofix(m): 8:57am On Jul 03, 2021
obafemee80:
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Why would a healthy vigorous human be driven by a car?

You are not driving car, car is driving you and overriding your priorities..

So yo telling to seat in that box and watch it get under trailer abi?

Tesla models with steering wheel autonomous have been go off course not to mention this..

I think it's designed for those who are mentally and physically disabled..
Car TalkRe: Please Help, My Car Always Has Difficulty Starting And Kills Battery Always. by mrcoolautofix(m): 8:49am On Jul 03, 2021
Kashif:
Echo

A good scanner will also show if there is weakness in supply
Unlikely there few models with such facilities..

If you are in Abuja get it to my garage let me take a look at it.. Situation like this requires a broader spectrum of the entire systems to see which is making the mess...
Car TalkRe: Please Help, My Car Always Has Difficulty Starting And Kills Battery Always. by mrcoolautofix(m): 8:48am On Jul 03, 2021
Kashif:
Echo

A good scanner will also show if there is weakness in supply
Unlikely there few models with such facilities..

If you are in Abuja get it to my garage let me take a look at it.. Situation like this requires a broader spectrum of the entire systems to see which is making the mess... Reach on me through this route 08061371793
Car TalkRe: Lexus Is Series That Kills Battery Over Night by mrcoolautofix(op):
AgentGoat:
Is there anything you cannot do?
Except I choose not to,
Some still get mad and envy I shared my secret others get pissed I didn't,
That's why It's useless to share
Car TalkRe: Lexus Is Series That Kills Battery Over Night by mrcoolautofix(op): 7:53am On Jul 03, 2021
KnightsTemplar:
Na why you dey wear surgical gloves to repair car?, guy you funny.
I am surgeon that's why
Car TalkRe: Lexus Is Series That Kills Battery Over Night by mrcoolautofix(op): 10:14pm On Jul 01, 2021
BarrSly:
Oga talk how you take resolve am or lock up.. shuuu this is why most people can’t prosper like gazzuzz...
every guy got his own unique way just as gazzuzzy
Car TalkRe: Learn From My Mistakes Working On A Woman's Car! by mrcoolautofix(op): 10:11am On Jul 01, 2021
xperiencelove:
That VW Passat 06-08 is a problematic car. It is too much electrical. The most worrisome part is that, in a whole local government, you may not see any mechanic that will repair the car. They do avoid it like plaque.
Not for people like me guy... This car don't mess with me engine electrical computer and controls...
Car TalkRe: Lexus Is Series That Kills Battery Over Night by mrcoolautofix(op):
Ayomarcel:
It's either ur alternator is faulty or some electric component are mistakenly left on overnight. Or the battery itself isn't good enough.
Not all the battery is and alternator is fine.

I have fixd a Hyundai using Artificial Intelligence Fix without loosing a screw, now I see tons of reasons why I will never share my core secrets cos you all are bunch of Bush brains... iQ is terrible..
Car TalkRe: Lexus Is Series That Kills Battery Over Night by mrcoolautofix(op): 5:48pm On Jun 27, 2021
Promzy99:
I cn fix d battery drain issue 4 ur customer. Am an automobile electrician. An eletrical component like d alternator, cigarette lighter, central locks etc could be responsible 4 d drain. U wil b needing a professional 2 diagnose dt car.
Not all case tho this issue has been resolved
Car TalkLexus Is Series That Kills Battery Over Night by mrcoolautofix(op):
The customer complaint was the car kills battery over night,..........

I ask him if I should be prepering for burial ceremony on the next day...?

I have event planners who is really good at what they do, which one should we burry first?

The Car or the Battery?

I am sharpening my tooth for item 7

I will be sleeping now wake me up when item 7 hits the mic �

Car TalkRe: Audi A4 2.0L 05 model Total Restore Engine Rebuild Episode by mrcoolautofix(op): 8:51pm On Jun 14, 2021
Cokahot:
Oga u can't speak American English. Abeg use pidgin. Be proud of your colour fool
That's interesting you are finding my English too hard to comprehend and digest, well you eat your broken I am good with my communication skills, my subscribers aren't complain why should I Care for a clown like you who is trying to be proud of being daft, grunge and stupid?
Car TalkRe: Toyota Avalon 06 Will Not Start In The Morning by mrcoolautofix(op): 8:42pm On Jun 14, 2021
Cokahot:
Toyota worst product. Ava wetin. Ava gone. Avalon.
Lon. On your own
Seriously but will prefer this version to Camry corolla and avensis

The control system and balance of this car is like Lexus GS300, ES350 and having such a grip on the road is everything to me,

I am not a Toyota fan but seriously my driving experience on avalon today was splendid.. A feel like close Mercedes is my point
Car TalkToyota Avalon 06 Will Not Start In The Morning by mrcoolautofix(op):
Hello are you having this issue with your car, no. Matter the make and model, you highly welcome cos I gat your back on this,

Several shops have tried but didn't succeed, I bill the owner 120k and he ghosted me but after trying other techs but no solution, he was advised to get back to me, I asked for 3 days and he did,

And now I just got the car back working..

My candid advice will be don't try lucks and incure more damages before coming back to me, you will make it more expensive,

Car TalkRe: Audi A4 2.0L 05 model Total Restore Engine Rebuild Episode by mrcoolautofix(op): 10:12am On Jun 14, 2021
Kewtt:
You never disappoint. You have no business opening that engine. I have an exact type of that car. Top end rattling is common in them. If you have any understanding of them it's not an engine problem.... If you know what's wrong it will disappear naturally.
Sorry I actually do.. Oil burning is a problem, if yours is rattling and you think it's normal, if the engine knocked I think it will be normal too
Car TalkHow To Inspect A Car Like A Pro Tech Before Buying, Without Mechanic by mrcoolautofix(op):
Even if you don't have a scan tool, you are coverd,.....

I am doing this to help you Nigerians cos there are lots of scammers out there selling scraps
.

Why I don't like being brand specific and most lazy and weak asss folks will have nightmares trying to puzzle out how come one like me can deal with so much car brand issues and some are just left with the fraction.. Toyota mechanic not electrician no computer knowledge, no control system knowledge, no 360 degree diagnostics capability on Toyota alone at least not to mention so many brand..

THE point is, you got to be a genius like me to know so much, the more you envy and hate, the more you become quarter baked
Yes most of yo think all mechanics are same nah we might be in the same game but we are not gaming at the same level,

One like me is rare to comeby

And the comprehensive details included in this video will upgrade your knowledge in as much as you can unscrew ignition spark plug,

One last thing, I previously refused not to share my secrets with most of you mechanics who Brags to know so much but knows very little, here I decided to educate most of you who will insult me but still go around to watch my videos and learn it secrets and come back here to back like toothless dog.
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If you are the one who thinks I am trying to get you as one of my subscribers, hahahaha nah sorry you are a bad market for me, as Africa as Nigeria if you don't mind don't border subscribing, I choose my own crowed... [/b]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4DMk8ZPibE
Car TalkAudi A4 2.0L 05 model Total Restore Engine Rebuild Episode by mrcoolautofix(op):
OK here we go again.. for the update this car is up successful engine rebuild, next is sensor troubleshooting, system restoration and it's all going up....

We were told this ac have only leaks before purchasing but now, after getting it fixed air tight, pulled vacuum, charged it up, the compressor was snoring in the cemetery..

This car look great on the body but needs extra job to get it back in shape..
For the serious ones,
dial this number 08061371793 let's get down to business if your vw or audi is giving you attitude like some of the folks in the comment section here and I will get it back..
Just keep ya wallet loaded with dead papers

Yeah most Nigerian mechanic suck at rebuilding engine as much as complete car restore to have a look like new,

I will go first.. let me show y'll how it's done.

OK those of you who think he is just ac guy or electronics guy, sorry you missed the bag.

This very brand of car is like a home away from home to me, so any issues such as ac, electrical, engine, trany, control system, computer diagnostics, have been my recipe for breakfast, lunch and dinner, last part I would be hitting would body detailing.. which will include painting and detailed body work, body compounding and polishing..

Ok now that you know this, you have a better view of my kind of technician not just a mechanic. Ok mind you this 2.0L aspirated engine block is aluminum not cast.
See you on the other side... 20 valves meaning 5 valve per cylinder............... Still four banger

Let me leave a quote, yes I am the jack of all trades, you can add master of non,
Then I go, hahaha nah
Still better than master of one, if you catch my vibes, I will be rocking steady..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8tMoXvehbY

Car TalkRe: We Are Ringing GS300 Lexus V6 This Week 08061371793 by mrcoolautofix(op): 5:42pm On Jun 02, 2021
BamBamK:
grin grin grin grin grin
Nah I am good here I am certain that killshot got him resting in pieces now am here laughing out with mybsugar cane on my hands pissing on his grave, I was asleep hearing him screaming I am testy for drink. grin
BusinessRe: My Bad Expirience With Chumaco Easy Way Learn From My Mistakes by mrcoolautofix(op): 5:32pm On Jun 02, 2021
moriss33:
All these Nairaland Scammers....thunder will fire all of them
My point is,
It's safer to use aliexpress than Chumaco easy way
BusinessMy Bad Expirience With Chumaco Easy Way Learn From My Mistakes by mrcoolautofix(op): 12:01pm On Jun 01, 2021
In fear of not getting my orders from aliexpress, a kid brother introduced me to chumaco easy way,

My first shipment for a trial was just around 1k was totally including logistics to Abuja around N10,500
Dollars exchange rate that was used fore was 480 when it was 380 but I was eager to see my order and finally I let that go after my complaint that the exchange rate was outrageous

I then give a pace and do send more orders and ask ifeanyi the one in China to keep them until they all arrived, the evidence of my claims i will share, two months he said he hasn't seen my orders, but sellers showed me my orders have been received and signed for,

Chumaco agent said my orders have no name on it or phone number I should send tracking numbers which I did, but still same stories,

By this time the other orders I risked and decided to send through aliexpress all came through

I became furious but still same stories, later he told me some of the orders came & he will be shipping it, okay was my reply, till this very day my second orders through chumaco became a legend.

My chat with the guy in Lagos he said my items got missing, I contacted Chumaco and still little did I know that they are all bird of same calibers and decided to use aliexpress till this day and any of my item that didn't reach me, I fill a dispute after a month of the estimated date, in two weeks I will have a full refund.

Car TalkRe: We Are Ringing GS300 Lexus V6 This Week 08061371793 by mrcoolautofix(op): 11:37am On Jun 01, 2021
zabimaru:
C'mon guys, give the guy a break.

His video is wack, dumb and outright silly - There are others way dumb.er than his video.

He is trying to hard to mimick the Americans, even tho he has almost failed completely he is still better than some others out there like speed darl.

He obviously doesn't know Jack about cars and is only interested in electronics - Should we blame him? No, some others are not even interested in any part of the vehicle, they are interested solely in your pockets.

In all I just think he is in dire need of assistance.
Looking at his posts, one can easily deduce that he is a failed rapper who tried everything in his power to make it through rap music but probably failed woefully. Why he failed? I don't know - might be his accent, his badly constructed lyrics or even his content that reeks of curses and grossly lacks creativity.
He was forced to venture into anything viable and that's where we are today so guys let's cut him some slack and if anyone has connect with a record label he/she can connect him so he can make himself useful to the Society and stop brandishing his ignorance and frustration to th public.


#Peace#
Once a bitch is always a bitch yo know, all yo clowns presents at my content are highest grade of bad luck and curse

So kindly walk away with your cracked head & ball, with my wrench I am smash & crash them more, there you go to a quite place and just die, decompose quietly & be useful to the soil atleat, pity, plants will reject your decomposition for manure, if yo can't be useful to yourselves,
I know you are already a plague to the society you came from,

but hay Light your hate, I will be there to watch yo punk ass burn with it, I will put up the show so you watch an choke on it & hope I crash, but y'll get a rope to hang ya miserable lives,
Car TalkRe: We Are Ringing GS300 Lexus V6 This Week 08061371793 by mrcoolautofix(op):
zabimaru:
Bro I totally understand you but you also need to understand something - the fact that most of your viewers are not Nigerians doesn't mean that you have arrived, it can actually mean you are driving in the wrong direction.
They might be using you as a statistic or for negative reference (top worst auto channels) most likely but highly unlikely is using your video as a practical reference.

You might need to start telling yourself the truth
Sorry I will hurt your feelings, but I have actually arrived, I am not after those Nigerian vagabonds that trolls on my content to pick offense out of the bag of their beclouded cracked up heads, I am not after butchers and haters of my content but lovers, if US & European nations loves it, it pays me better, just tell this miscreants to keep off my youtube page eat their own excretes,

If I find the right filter, trust me I will block every Nigerian from viewing my content. Cos all they gat is grunge and stupid lazy ass, I am doing better without them, an as for naira land I am only up for serious mind not clowns who are as broke as their phones screen guards..
Car TalkRe: We Are Ringing GS300 Lexus V6 This Week 08061371793 by mrcoolautofix(op): 1:55pm On May 30, 2021
oshosegun27:
Show me a GS300 (S190) with a straight engine.
Fill a form for apprenticeship program let me know what's left of your gult & cracked nutts
Car TalkRe: We Are Ringing GS300 Lexus V6 This Week 08061371793 by mrcoolautofix(op): 1:53pm On May 30, 2021
HeavenlyBang:
No one is interested in your stupid information. You, a mechanic, who doesn't know the difference between the brake and gas pedals.

What a joke. No one trying to learn DIY is going to peruse your awful channel where you can barely disseminate valid information.
like I give a fck? Do I give a fck? Does it look like I am begging ya lazy ass to learn and be useful to yourself, Even not to others?
While I am busy counting my cheese yo busy counting my errors and getting choked out, you should get fcked up with ya jittery brain & empty skull what's left in that empty bone head of yours, a dead sparks..? Hahahaha

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