Kashif:


Echo

A good scanner will also show if there is weakness in supply

Unlikely there few models with such facilities..

If you are in Abuja get it to my garage let me take a look at it.. Situation like this requires a broader spectrum of the entire systems to see which is making the mess... Reach on me through this route 08061371793

AgentGoat:


Is there anything you cannot do?

Except I choose not to,
Some still get mad and envy I shared my secret others get pissed I didn't,
That's why It's useless to share

KnightsTemplar:


Na why you dey wear surgical gloves to repair car?, guy you funny.

I am surgeon that's why

BarrSly:
Oga talk how you take resolve am or lock up.. shuuu this is why most people can’t prosper like gazzuzz...

every guy got his own unique way just as gazzuzzy

xperiencelove:
That VW Passat 06-08 is a problematic car. It is too much electrical. The most worrisome part is that, in a whole local government, you may not see any mechanic that will repair the car. They do avoid it like plaque.

Not for people like me guy... This car don't mess with me engine electrical computer and controls...

Ayomarcel:
It's either ur alternator is faulty or some electric component are mistakenly left on overnight. Or the battery itself isn't good enough.

Not all the battery is and alternator is fine.

I have fixd a Hyundai using Artificial Intelligence Fix without loosing a screw, now I see tons of reasons why I will never share my core secrets cos you all are bunch of Bush brains... iQ is terrible..

Promzy99:
I cn fix d battery drain issue 4 ur customer. Am an automobile electrician. An eletrical component like d alternator, cigarette lighter, central locks etc could be responsible 4 d drain. U wil b needing a professional 2 diagnose dt car.

Not all case tho this issue has been resolved

The customer complaint was the car kills battery over night,..........

I ask him if I should be prepering for burial ceremony on the next day...?

I have event planners who is really good at what they do, which one should we burry first?

The Car or the Battery?

I am sharpening my tooth for item 7

I will be sleeping now wake me up when item 7 hits the mic �

Cokahot:
Oga u can't speak American English. Abeg use pidgin. Be proud of your colour fool

That's interesting you are finding my English too hard to comprehend and digest, well you eat your broken I am good with my communication skills, my subscribers aren't complain why should I Care for a clown like you who is trying to be proud of being daft, grunge and stupid?

Cokahot:
Toyota worst product. Ava wetin. Ava gone. Avalon.
Lon. On your own

Seriously but will prefer this version to Camry corolla and avensis

The control system and balance of this car is like Lexus GS300, ES350 and having such a grip on the road is everything to me,

I am not a Toyota fan but seriously my driving experience on avalon today was splendid.. A feel like close Mercedes is my point

Hello are you having this issue with your car, no. Matter the make and model, you highly welcome cos I gat your back on this,

Several shops have tried but didn't succeed, I bill the owner 120k and he ghosted me but after trying other techs but no solution, he was advised to get back to me, I asked for 3 days and he did,

And now I just got the car back working..

My candid advice will be don't try lucks and incure more damages before coming back to me, you will make it more expensive,

Kewtt:

You never disappoint. You have no business opening that engine. I have an exact type of that car. Top end rattling is common in them. If you have any understanding of them it's not an engine problem.... If you know what's wrong it will disappear naturally.

Sorry I actually do.. Oil burning is a problem, if yours is rattling and you think it's normal, if the engine knocked I think it will be normal too

Even if you don't have a scan tool, you are coverd,.....

I am doing this to help you Nigerians cos there are lots of scammers out there selling scraps.

Why I don't like being brand specific and most lazy and weak asss folks will have nightmares trying to puzzle out how come one like me can deal with so much car brand issues and some are just left with the fraction.. Toyota mechanic not electrician no computer knowledge, no control system knowledge, no 360 degree diagnostics capability on Toyota alone at least not to mention so many brand..

THE point is, you got to be a genius like me to know so much, the more you envy and hate, the more you become quarter baked

Yes most of yo think all mechanics are same nah we might be in the same game but we are not gaming at the same level,

One like me is rare to comeby

And the comprehensive details included in this video will upgrade your knowledge in as much as you can unscrew ignition spark plug,

One last thing, I previously refused not to share my secrets with most of you mechanics who Brags to know so much but knows very little, here I decided to educate most of you who will insult me but still go around to watch my videos and learn it secrets and come back here to back like toothless dog.
[b]
If you are the one who thinks I am trying to get you as one of my subscribers, hahahaha nah sorry you are a bad market for me, as Africa as Nigeria if you don't mind don't border subscribing, I choose my own crowed... [/b]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4DMk8ZPibE

OK here we go again.. for the update this car is up successful engine rebuild, next is sensor troubleshooting, system restoration and it's all going up....

We were told this ac have only leaks before purchasing but now, after getting it fixed air tight, pulled vacuum, charged it up, the compressor was snoring in the cemetery..

This car look great on the body but needs extra job to get it back in shape..
For the serious ones,
dial this number 08061371793 let's get down to business if your vw or audi is giving you attitude like some of the folks in the comment section here and I will get it back..
Just keep ya wallet loaded with dead papers

Yeah most Nigerian mechanic suck at rebuilding engine as much as complete car restore to have a look like new,

I will go first.. let me show y'll how it's done.

OK those of you who think he is just ac guy or electronics guy, sorry you missed the bag.

This very brand of car is like a home away from home to me, so any issues such as ac, electrical, engine, trany, control system, computer diagnostics, have been my recipe for breakfast, lunch and dinner, last part I would be hitting would body detailing.. which will include painting and detailed body work, body compounding and polishing..

Ok now that you know this, you have a better view of my kind of technician not just a mechanic. Ok mind you this 2.0L aspirated engine block is aluminum not cast.
See you on the other side... 20 valves meaning 5 valve per cylinder............... Still four banger

Let me leave a quote, yes I am the jack of all trades, you can add master of non,
Then I go, hahaha nah
Still better than master of one, if you catch my vibes, I will be rocking steady..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8tMoXvehbY

BamBamK:

Nah I am good here I am certain that killshot got him resting in pieces now am here laughing out with mybsugar cane on my hands pissing on his grave, I was asleep hearing him screaming I am testy for drink.

moriss33:
All these Nairaland Scammers....thunder will fire all of them

My point is,
It's safer to use aliexpress than Chumaco easy way

In fear of not getting my orders from aliexpress, a kid brother introduced me to chumaco easy way,

My first shipment for a trial was just around 1k was totally including logistics to Abuja around N10,500
Dollars exchange rate that was used fore was 480 when it was 380 but I was eager to see my order and finally I let that go after my complaint that the exchange rate was outrageous

I then give a pace and do send more orders and ask ifeanyi the one in China to keep them until they all arrived, the evidence of my claims i will share, two months he said he hasn't seen my orders, but sellers showed me my orders have been received and signed for,

Chumaco agent said my orders have no name on it or phone number I should send tracking numbers which I did, but still same stories,

By this time the other orders I risked and decided to send through aliexpress all came through

I became furious but still same stories, later he told me some of the orders came & he will be shipping it, okay was my reply, till this very day my second orders through chumaco became a legend.

My chat with the guy in Lagos he said my items got missing, I contacted Chumaco and still little did I know that they are all bird of same calibers and decided to use aliexpress till this day and any of my item that didn't reach me, I fill a dispute after a month of the estimated date, in two weeks I will have a full refund.

zabimaru:
C'mon guys, give the guy a break.

His video is wack, dumb and outright silly - There are others way dumb.er than his video.

He is trying to hard to mimick the Americans, even tho he has almost failed completely he is still better than some others out there like speed darl.

He obviously doesn't know Jack about cars and is only interested in electronics - Should we blame him? No, some others are not even interested in any part of the vehicle, they are interested solely in your pockets.

In all I just think he is in dire need of assistance.
Looking at his posts, one can easily deduce that he is a failed rapper who tried everything in his power to make it through rap music but probably failed woefully. Why he failed? I don't know - might be his accent, his badly constructed lyrics or even his content that reeks of curses and grossly lacks creativity.
He was forced to venture into anything viable and that's where we are today so guys let's cut him some slack and if anyone has connect with a record label he/she can connect him so he can make himself useful to the Society and stop brandishing his ignorance and frustration to th public.


#Peace#

Once a bitch is always a bitch yo know, all yo clowns presents at my content are highest grade of bad luck and curse

So kindly walk away with your cracked head & ball, with my wrench I am smash & crash them more, there you go to a quite place and just die, decompose quietly & be useful to the soil atleat, pity, plants will reject your decomposition for manure, if yo can't be useful to yourselves,
I know you are already a plague to the society you came from,

but hay Light your hate, I will be there to watch yo punk ass burn with it, I will put up the show so you watch an choke on it & hope I crash, but y'll get a rope to hang ya miserable lives,

zabimaru:


Bro I totally understand you but you also need to understand something - the fact that most of your viewers are not Nigerians doesn't mean that you have arrived, it can actually mean you are driving in the wrong direction.
They might be using you as a statistic or for negative reference (top worst auto channels) most likely but highly unlikely is using your video as a practical reference.

You might need to start telling yourself the truth

Sorry I will hurt your feelings, but I have actually arrived, I am not after those Nigerian vagabonds that trolls on my content to pick offense out of the bag of their beclouded cracked up heads, I am not after butchers and haters of my content but lovers, if US & European nations loves it, it pays me better, just tell this miscreants to keep off my youtube page eat their own excretes,

If I find the right filter, trust me I will block every Nigerian from viewing my content. Cos all they gat is grunge and stupid lazy ass, I am doing better without them, an as for naira land I am only up for serious mind not clowns who are as broke as their phones screen guards..

oshosegun27:
Show me a GS300 (S190) with a straight engine.

Fill a form for apprenticeship program let me know what's left of your gult & cracked nutts

HeavenlyBang:


No one is interested in your stupid information. You, a mechanic, who doesn't know the difference between the brake and gas pedals.

What a joke. No one trying to learn DIY is going to peruse your awful channel where you can barely disseminate valid information.

like I give a fck? Do I give a fck? Does it look like I am begging ya lazy ass to learn and be useful to yourself, Even not to others?
While I am busy counting my cheese yo busy counting my errors and getting choked out, you should get fcked up with ya jittery brain & empty skull what's left in that empty bone head of yours, a dead sparks..? Hahahaha

alphaNomega:
Mr eagle eye saw a flooded car and decided to open a thread on nairaland.

THE END

I will serve you with water so you can digest it instead of pulling out the car or flood at of ya ass hole

Niseed:
@ Op you pretty much contradicted yourself in the video several times. I can't believe you even dedicated a portion to insult your viewers (then why post here in the first place).

You are doing your brand a great disservice going down this path.

P.s what part of the US are you from? It sounds like you were born and brought up there....don't mind the silly Nigerian playa "harers".

My real viewers are not Nigerians my real viewer's by statistics are 75% US citizens, others are from other European countries Nigerians are only there to find flaws in my grammatical structures not to Learn and I don't have problems with their poor mentality .. It's like that cos of them here don't know how much it cost to fix a car problem in Western world they pay their wack road side mechanics to fix their bicycle & come over here to rant, as such they are ignorant of the how expensive it for me putting up information free of charge out there...

oshosegun27:
Or the GS300 that has a straight engine.

Why you are so busy advertising your stupidity when I am busy trying to stop you from getting more attention to humiliate yourself?

There is a straight engine fool I have to teach you how to pea holding your penis even at your 35

Niseed:


You mean this is not how everyone talks in the United States? You clearly haven't watched any American yankee or nollywood movies

Here comes my hero, did those scumbags that nailed Jesus to cross said he sined against them? NO They were finding flaws in his Content at all cost they were disappointed he doesn't have one so they have to construct one like this vagabond here.. just to make sure he die...

umar745:
Doesn't select.
If it does, it won't go past the second gear.
After driving for a while it refuses to move, I'll have to wait for the car to cool down before It can move again.

Bring this car to my lab let me interact with her one on one, what's the make and model? Drop me message on what's app or call This before coming around 08061371793

umar745:
Do you have someone that can rebuild automatic transmission?

Not quite sir, what issues is your trany putting up?

blackboy:
Not worth repeating so soon. Long, stressful, police telling you you will go to their station for not have cmr or whateva and some saying you have to pay fine for tint.
Phone being used to navigate going off and extremely bad road. There was a time all cars parked for fear there was armed robbers robbing ahead.
Let the roads be good and police unnecessary checkpoint removed then i can repeat the journey

that's another point right there nice one

incogni2o:


Firstly, Make sure you know the road.

Only one right way, others lead to the Kidnapper's Den.

You are on the point right there.

Knowing the road that's full of twist is the further maths right there

Hello guys, I haven't got this experience I have been going to lag but not all by myself driving for 8hrs

I really want to know what your First experience driving that long is like when you don't know the road..

What should you be aware of of embarking on this journey aside making sure your car is intactness prior bro fuel pump, brake fluid brake pad, tires, cv joints, lower arm control, bushings gears system and sparks

Lovecars501:
Hmmm, hidden

We don't need your approval to do what we do this week is rebuilding lexus GS300 06