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RomanceRe: 2023 coming to an end. Any Achement from Nairaland?? by MrCork(op):
rikithor:
Yes they sold off the house we live in with just a month's notice only.
This year's achievement is
I am homeless.
Bro don't woory,we will contribute moiney for u on nairaland ....do u hav a girlfriend & is she lightskin sir?(no ooofencse) angry
RomanceRe: My Friends Wife Is Entering My Eyes, Please Help! by MrCork(op): 2:19pm On Nov 22, 2023
Onyiiobi7735:
Lol! You are the one that is not normal.Onlychimpanzees behave the way you do.
A male subordinate chimpanzee would make efforts to steal a female from the harem of a dominant.
The only difference between you and chimpanzees is that you wear clothes,speak and live in a house.
Asides that, you are one with these African apes.
Lol
Brother...U up set becuzz I spend up to 300k to sleep wit marrrrryed women??..U want me to pay u sir?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Please How Do I Receive Money? by MrCork: 9:46am On Nov 22, 2023
Aleem26:
Sendwave
So English granmma is wot u achieve in 2023...corrrect?. U prefer attendin publick schools?(no oofencse) angry
RomanceRe: My Friends Wife Is Entering My Eyes, Please Help! by MrCork(op): 9:43am On Nov 22, 2023
Onyiiobi7735:
What a stupid statement! You love your friend's wife? Really?
I pray that God will reveal the type of person you are to your unsuspecting friend.
People like you are some of the reasons many men don't keep friends.
So you can't find another fair skinned lady out there to love,it is your friend's wife you choose to love.
I am sure you are planning on how to seduce the poor woman and start sleeping with her.
You are nothing but a sexual pervert, because no normal man in his right senses would fall in love with a friend's wife.
Stuuuupid question How??
So u have a problem wit men loving women...corrrect?so am a pavvat becuzz I see a lady am ready to pay 300k for sexxc??if my friend dint want me so sexxc her then why on earth did he introduce her to me when I like women? So if naaaaked woman stand in front of u..u will juss stand there loookin like mugu..are u normal sir?(no ooofencse) angry
Romance2023 coming to an end. Any Achement from Nairaland?? by MrCork(op): 6:17am On Nov 22, 2023
Ok let's go...apart from japa....any luck or ahievement this year? (no oofencse) angry
FamilyRe: The Year Is Gradually Coming To An End. What Is Your Achievement? by MrCork: 6:13am On Nov 22, 2023
Truvelisback:
Good day, fellas. The year is gradually coming to an end. So, what have you achieved? undecided
I have yansh 11 babes so far.....only 3 from nairaland sir!!!!(no oofencse) angry
RomanceRe: Don't Crush The Little Flower by MrCork: 6:10am On Nov 22, 2023
Mercisharelove:
It's a strong warning, because almost every little girl you see outside there you want to approach, or you are already visualizing how she is going to be while you are making love to her,
Don't you have a mother? Don't you have sisters, maybe they are all spilt over and rotten.

Every little girl you see is a budding yeast about to rise and shine.

Why do you crush their destiny all for the gain of sex, I warned you this moment stop it and allow the earth her virgins and allow us breathe clean air of righteousness.
YOU AGAIN!!!
how can advise men not to tear puççccççi...U juss want us to stir at pucccci?..U think we are gay? Are u ok?(no oofencse) angry
RomanceRe: Don't Crush The Little Flower by MrCork: 6:08am On Nov 22, 2023
Mercisharelove:
It's a strong warning, because almost every little girl you see outside there you want to approach, or you are already visualizing how she is going to be while you are making love to her,
Don't you have a mother? Don't you have sisters, maybe they are all spilt over and rotten.

Every little girl you see is a budding yeast about to rise and shine.

Why do you crush their destiny all for the gain of sex, I warned you this moment stop it and allow the earth her virgins and allow us breathe clean air of righteousness.
angry
RomanceRe: When A Woman Has Big Buttocks by MrCork: 6:06am On Nov 22, 2023
Mercisharelove:
What's the big deal? What are you starring at? Why spend precious time watching buttocks used for defecation, oh my God, what a generation, have you ever been to the mortuary to see very big ass ladies lying dead and lifeless?

You all are just wasting precious time debating on morality and ethics, it shows how jobless the world is, though gainfully employed but imprisoned in their minds.
...anyways for us to accept U u must show me yor yansh like right now... and please hurrry!!(no oofensee) angry
RomanceRe: When A Woman Has Big Buttocks by MrCork: 6:01am On Nov 22, 2023
Mercisharelove:
What's the big deal? What are you starring at? Why spend precious time watching buttocks used for defecation, oh my God, what a generation, have you ever been to the mortuary to see very big ass ladies lying dead and lifeless?

You all are just wasting precious time debating on morality and ethics, it shows how jobless the world is, though gainfully employed but imprisoned in their minds.
SIOFRA U AGAIN!!!!
......QUIT HATIN BECUZZ U DON'T THAN YANSH...& then u complain u cant find man on nairaland on nairaland !!!(no oofencse)
angry
RomanceRe: When A Woman Has Big Buttocks by MrCork: 5:59am On Nov 22, 2023
Mercisharelove:
What's the big deal? What are you starring at? Why spend precious time watching buttocks used for defecation, oh my God, what a generation, have you ever been to the mortuary to see very big ass ladies lying dead and lifeless?

You all are just wasting precious time debating on morality and ethics, it shows how jobless the world is, though gainfully employed but imprisoned in their minds.
angry
RomanceRe: How To Eat While On Anabolic Steroids by MrCork: 5:44pm On Nov 21, 2023
byinks:
Understanding Steroids and Their Effects:
Steroids increase protein synthesis and enhance the body's power to utilise protein for muscle growth. However, they do not fundamentally change your metabolic rate. If you tend to store fatten out easily when not using steroids, the Lapp will belik happen while on them. Steroids allow you to consume more calories, which put up aid in gaining muscle during a bulk phase. When it comes to losing fat, steroids can help save musculus mass and even promote cooccurring musculus gain and fat loss, which is challenging to attain naturally.

Protein Intake:
Some trust that while on steroids, one should increase protein intake. However, the body becomes highly efficient at utilizing protein during steroid use, so consuming a gramme of protein per pound of personify weight is sufficient. If you want to be cautious, you tin increase it to 1.5 grams per pound, but sticking to a gm per pound should work well.

Importance of Fat:
Fat ingestion is necessary for endocrine synthesis and overall bodily function. It likewise provides energy and aids in the absorption of fat-soluble vitamins and minerals. While close to people follow low-fat diets, it is recommended to consume at least 0.5 grams of fat per pound of personify weight.

Determining work unit Intake:
To undefined your caloric needs, start with your maintenance calories and aim to consume more to subscribe weight clear during a steroid hormone cycle. The goal is to gain one to two pounds of sum up weight per month, ideally in the form of muscle. However, individual responses whitethorn vary, and it's evidential to supervise progress through and through pictures and adjust accordingly. workings with a knowing coach can be beneficial in this regard.

Losing Fat on a Steroid Cycle:
If the goal is fat loss while using steroids, a more fast-growing approach can be taken. Some individuals have reported losing three to four pounds per week while maintaining muscle mass. However, extreme fatten u loss should be approached with caution, and direction from a coach or health care professional is recommended.

Workout Nutrition:
During workouts, it can be good to waste carbohydrates to support the multiplied energy unit needs. Consuming a carb tope or sports drink care Gatorade, along with branched-chain amino acids, put up help fuel your workouts and subscribe protein synthesis.

Supplements and Health:
While steroids enhance the personal effects of diet and exercise, supplements still have a role to play. Creatine, pre-workout supplements, and immune-supporting supplements wish Ambrosia Nectar can be enclosed in your regimen. However, always consult with a healthcare professional person earlier adding any recently supplements to your routine.

Conclusion:
When using steroids, it is crucial to have a equal approach to undefined and exercise. supervise progress through pictures, adjust caloric uptake based on goals, and consider working with a coach or healthcare professional person for guidance. Remember, safety and legal compliance should always be prioritized, and responsible employ of steroids should only be undertaken below the direction of commissioned checkup professionals.
helo
Is it true steroid make a woman yansh very hard?(no oofencse) angry
RomanceRe: How To Eat While On Anabolic Steroids by MrCork: 5:43pm On Nov 21, 2023
byinks:
Understanding Steroids and Their Effects:
Steroids increase protein synthesis and enhance the body's power to utilise protein for muscle growth. However, they do not fundamentally change your metabolic rate. If you tend to store fatten out easily when not using steroids, the Lapp will belik happen while on them. Steroids allow you to consume more calories, which put up aid in gaining muscle during a bulk phase. When it comes to losing fat, steroids can help save musculus mass and even promote cooccurring musculus gain and fat loss, which is challenging to attain naturally.

Protein Intake:
Some trust that while on steroids, one should increase protein intake. However, the body becomes highly efficient at utilizing protein during steroid use, so consuming a gramme of protein per pound of personify weight is sufficient. If you want to be cautious, you tin increase it to 1.5 grams per pound, but sticking to a gm per pound should work well.

Importance of Fat:
Fat ingestion is necessary for endocrine synthesis and overall bodily function. It likewise provides energy and aids in the absorption of fat-soluble vitamins and minerals. While close to people follow low-fat diets, it is recommended to consume at least 0.5 grams of fat per pound of personify weight.

Determining work unit Intake:
To undefined your caloric needs, start with your maintenance calories and aim to consume more to subscribe weight clear during a steroid hormone cycle. The goal is to gain one to two pounds of sum up weight per month, ideally in the form of muscle. However, individual responses whitethorn vary, and it's evidential to supervise progress through and through pictures and adjust accordingly. workings with a knowing coach can be beneficial in this regard.

Losing Fat on a Steroid Cycle:
If the goal is fat loss while using steroids, a more fast-growing approach can be taken. Some individuals have reported losing three to four pounds per week while maintaining muscle mass. However, extreme fatten u loss should be approached with caution, and direction from a coach or health care professional is recommended.

Workout Nutrition:
During workouts, it can be good to waste carbohydrates to support the multiplied energy unit needs. Consuming a carb tope or sports drink care Gatorade, along with branched-chain amino acids, put up help fuel your workouts and subscribe protein synthesis.

Supplements and Health:
While steroids enhance the personal effects of diet and exercise, supplements still have a role to play. Creatine, pre-workout supplements, and immune-supporting supplements wish Ambrosia Nectar can be enclosed in your regimen. However, always consult with a healthcare professional person earlier adding any recently supplements to your routine.

Conclusion:
When using steroids, it is crucial to have a equal approach to undefined and exercise. supervise progress through pictures, adjust caloric uptake based on goals, and consider working with a coach or healthcare professional person for guidance. Remember, safety and legal compliance should always be prioritized, and responsible employ of steroids should only be undertaken below the direction of commissioned checkup professionals.
angry
RomanceRe: The Wasted Sperms Called Gen Z by MrCork: 12:48pm On Nov 21, 2023
SultanOfPuna:
These Gen Z kids can be so useless shocked shocked

How can somebody wake up in the morning

You lie down on bed pressing phone from 9 am till around 2 in the afternoon.
Watching TikTok instead of learning a skill

And the idiot had the nerve to beg me for data
Just look at the leaders of tomorrow grin grin

NIGERIA is doomed!!!

I thank God I didn't have social media during my youth.
That shit is a perfect life wasting tool to keep idiots spending data and watching meaningless skits.

Instead of learning a skill and perfecting your craft. ..later these ones will start crying depression
So bros...U sayin if babe cummm in yor mouth...it is call waste of spermmm....corrrect?? angry
RomanceRe: The Wasted Sperms Called Gen Z by MrCork: 12:46pm On Nov 21, 2023
SultanOfPuna:
These Gen Z kids can be so useless shocked shocked

How can somebody wake up in the morning

You lie down on bed pressing phone from 9 am till around 2 in the afternoon.
Watching TikTok instead of learning a skill

And the idiot had the nerve to beg me for data
Just look at the leaders of tomorrow grin grin

NIGERIA is doomed!!!

I thank God I didn't have social media during my youth.
That shit is a perfect life wasting tool to keep idiots spending data and watching meaningless skits.

Instead of learning a skill and perfecting your craft. ..later these ones will start crying depression
angry
RomanceRe: My Friends Wife Is Entering My Eyes, Please Help! by MrCork(op): 11:25pm On Nov 20, 2023
Bigseven:
no wam bro. Morality is far from you. All the best 🤝 but remember when the time for you to marry comes, karma will visit you grin and someone will run yours too but this time around you’ll be in the know and it will be oshofree no 300k to be given
Brother i always pay married women between 150k & 300k becuzz they more loyal & u can truss them.i pay them.cash only thouso there husband cant track me....but for single women, i pay them between 12k & 25k..that's becuzzz they cheat to much.real talk!! (No oofencse) .. angry
RomanceRe: My Friends Wife Is Entering My Eyes, Please Help! by MrCork(op): 10:24pm On Nov 20, 2023
pansophist:
It is lust at first sight, not love at first sight my friend.

Okay, let's do some diagnostic tests, to determine if it is love or lust. I am tired of seeing horney people who think they are in love when in reality, they want to fork.

Oya answer honestly.
1. If she suddenly needs a kidney donation, will you give her? if not, why?.

....KIDNEY HOW? DO I SELL KIDNEY? angry



2. If she has an accident and will need to be in a wheelchair henceforth, will you volunteer to be her caregiver?.

...
..WHO CARES?BRO ALL I NEED IS PUNNNNY SIR!!(no oofencse) angry


So answer, are you in love or in lust>?.

....AM IN LOVE SIR....IT WAS LOVE @ FIRST SITE AFTER SHE HUG ME WHEN HE INTRODUDE HER! angry
RomanceRe: My Friends Wife Is Entering My Eyes, Please Help! by MrCork(op): 10:21pm On Nov 20, 2023
Bigseven:
grin na curse you wan Dey Carry be that oo. Okay would you want some dude run your wife when you are married ? Or your sister?? Well. Enjoy your evil thoughts

Don’t forget you said your friends wife not some random woman ooo.
Bro i don't want tomarrrrry her & it's not like am trying to break them up.i juss wanto smash.wots evil about smashing a woman, this is normal.still thinking of paying her to keep quite thou,300k!
RomanceRe: My Friends Wife Is Entering My Eyes, Please Help! by MrCork(op): 5:14pm On Nov 20, 2023
fuckingAyay angrya:
You still like ur life?
Of course marrrrried women still the best. I prefer them to street women. U can trust them sir!!(real talk) angry
RomanceRe: My Friends Wife Is Entering My Eyes, Please Help! by MrCork(op):
Bigseven:
only a wicked soul will desire his friends wife. Die that evil desire before it sends you to grave.
World population 8Billion, in which 5Billion are women and 4Billion are single out of the 5Billion. That’s evil when you do it even if she’s the one showing green light don’t give in. We need self control.
Married women are the best sir...they don't sleep around.so u expect me to go n carry prostitute from street? Is that a joke?!!!(no oofencse) angry
RomanceRe: My Friends Wife Is Entering My Eyes, Please Help! by MrCork(op):
samology2000:
You should be ashamed of yourself..... somebody you call your friend you are have feelings for his wife.
i just cant imagine what people are becoming this days.
How can I be ashame to like women? U don't like women ?(no oofencse) angry
RomanceRe: My Friends Wife Is Entering My Eyes, Please Help! by MrCork(op): 1:49pm On Nov 20, 2023
talk2hb1:
Remove Those Eyes of Yours
She like it or not...I am loving her...pirrrrod!! angry
RomanceRe: My Friends Wife Is Entering My Eyes, Please Help! by MrCork(op): 12:24pm On Nov 20, 2023
RaySimran:
Whyy could u lov ur firends wife..... are u gayy? (no oofencse) angry
So gay people love women from the country u come from...correct?are u ok in the head sir?u calling me gay becuzzz my friend wife love me? Please re-check yor head sir!! angry
RomanceRe: Enough Is Enough! Men, Rise! by MrCork: 11:55am On Nov 20, 2023
Kipaji:
Since the beginning of time, men have been handicapped by their overwhelming lust. Because of lust, men have been manipulated by women and society, lost their lives, sacrificied their masculinity, pulled away from God and their ancestors, messed their life up and never achieved their potential.

We see it every day in society. These men who walk like zombies with only vagına in their minds. These men whose entire life—studying, working, making money—is mostly aimed at fuckıng. Men who could have gone on to achieve their full potential but ended up miserable because of porn addiction, useless girlfriends, the pursuit of sex. Men who are baited by society and corporations with sex and fall right in the trap. Men who gave up on their masculinity and act like boys and criminals just to attract women. Men who sacrificied their true self and became "bad boys" just to make vagınas wet. Men who are mercilessly exploited by women because their penıs is harder than their mind. It is a sad picture.


But for how long are we going to accept defeat? For how long will lust dictate our lives? For how long will we be at the mercy of women's lust-based manipulation? For how long, men, are we not going to live our lives the way our mind intends? For how long are going to stay in the ranks of pussy-driven men? The struggle and pain we endure in this life is that all for cheap pussy? Is that the reason God keeps us alive? Is this what God put us on this Earth for? And our parents, is this why they parents sacrificed so much for us? Is this why our vailant ancestors fought for us? Is that the meaning of their sacrifice? Just a piece of flesh? Absolutely not!

It is up to us to give meaning to their sacrifices! God. Our ancestors. Our family. Our parents. All their effort were not for us being directed by lust and pussy. Our ancestors did not go through slavery for us to end up being slaves to lust and pussy. We are not raising our boys for them to become slaves to lust and flesh. Enough is enough!

As men we must embrace our manhood take back our power, and aim at higher things in this life.

Men, rise! Men, achieve! Men, free yourself!
So u don't like women? are u gay? Why are u gay sir?(no ooofencse) angry
RomanceRe: Enough Is Enough! Men, Rise! by MrCork: 11:54am On Nov 20, 2023
Kipaji:
Since the beginning of time, men have been handicapped by their overwhelming lust. Because of lust, men have been manipulated by women and society, lost their lives, sacrificied their masculinity, pulled away from God and their ancestors, messed their life up and never achieved their potential.

We see it every day in society. These men who walk like zombies with only vagına in their minds. These men whose entire life—studying, working, making money—is mostly aimed at fuckıng. Men who could have gone on to achieve their full potential but ended up miserable because of porn addiction, useless girlfriends, the pursuit of sex. Men who are baited by society and corporations with sex and fall right in the trap. Men who gave up on their masculinity and act like boys and criminals just to attract women. Men who sacrificied their true self and became "bad boys" just to make vagınas wet. Men who are mercilessly exploited by women because their penıs is harder than their mind. It is a sad picture.


But for how long are we going to accept defeat? For how long will lust dictate our lives? For how long will we be at the mercy of women's lust-based manipulation? For how long, men, are we not going to live our lives the way our mind intends? For how long are going to stay in the ranks of pussy-driven men? The struggle and pain we endure in this life is that all for cheap pussy? Is that the reason God keeps us alive? Is this what God put us on this Earth for? And our parents, is this why they parents sacrificed so much for us? Is this why our vailant ancestors fought for us? Is that the meaning of their sacrifice? Just a piece of flesh? Absolutely not!

It is up to us to give meaning to their sacrifices! God. Our ancestors. Our family. Our parents. All their effort were not for us being directed by lust and pussy. Our ancestors did not go through slavery for us to end up being slaves to lust and pussy. We are not raising our boys for them to become slaves to lust and flesh. Enough is enough!

As men we must embrace our manhood take back our power, and aim at higher things in this life.

Men, rise! Men, achieve! Men, free yourself!
angry
RomanceRe: My Friends Wife Is Entering My Eyes, Please Help! by MrCork(op): 11:39am On Nov 20, 2023
duduade:
Help yourself by unloving her
Brother am not sure if u have taste but if u have taste, u will love her....u don't like women?(no oofencse) angry
RomanceRe: My Friends Wife Is Entering My Eyes, Please Help! by MrCork(op): 11:37am On Nov 20, 2023
jeromestarks:
Talk to her. If she agreed, fvck her.
Thank u sir. Great idea!!! cheesy
RomanceRe: My Friends Wife Is Entering My Eyes, Please Help! by MrCork(op): 9:49am On Nov 20, 2023
imagrg:
I sorry for you.
Wen toto full everywhere!
Brother I don't sleep around.married women are they best.they are more loyal.i have been with 7 allready & they keep secret good when u pay them!!(THANK ME LATER) angry
RomanceRe: My Friends Wife Is Entering My Eyes, Please Help! by MrCork(op): 9:47am On Nov 20, 2023
Tayorshd87:
I understand you but do u mean your friend wife or girlfriend 🙂

If she is a wife then u shouldn't think myopic in that direction but if she is a girlfriend it's still a similar thing but u might be lucky if they separated for u to try your luck too 😊😁😁😁
.but remove your mind from the word LOVE about her for peace to REGN between u and ur friend
love is blind.am in love sir!!(no oofencse) angry
RomanceRe: My Friends Wife Is Entering My Eyes, Please Help! by MrCork(op): 12:08am On Nov 20, 2023
Tayorshd87:
Try prevent yourself from seeing her or going to ur friends house ...

And besides you are having lust for her and not love ....

Remove your mind and face your wife
It was love at first site..she's lightskin sir.i really love her but can't tell him angry
RomanceMy Friends Wife Is Entering My Eyes, Please Help! by MrCork(op): 11:30pm On Nov 19, 2023
Truthfully, i havent stop dreaming about my friends wife since 3week ago when he introduce me & i hug her.i had to play it smooth thou....problem is she's lightskin & It was love at first site.

Please help! angry
RomanceRe: My Greatest Criticizer Deactivated After Seeing My Awesome Photos by MrCork: 9:33pm On Nov 19, 2023
mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Hi everyone, this girl that used to criticize me on Facebook deactivated her account after seeing my awesome photos this morning…

She used to call me a fat stomach and everything, what could that mean?[/color]
....ok I confess..I tink I mistakenly cummm on your photo face again...twice today ...but anyways, yes u are awesomely beautifully beautiful !!(no oofencse) cheesy

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