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Romance › Re: Who Know This Beautiful Girl? by MrCork: 12:51am On Mar 21, 2025
Adexgentle005:
I saw this girl pic on X, they said her tape was leaked. Who know her ?
Seems u love ugly women.....anyways.
....bro i can easily connnect u with my friends housemaid....u look like the housegirl type smiley


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Romance › Re: Who Know This Beautiful Girl? by MrCork: 12:46am On Mar 21, 2025
Mariangeles:
Mr Liker, o kare! 😀
Darlin lpls ets leave this borrrrin thrread & go to another thrread & swap naaaaked photos ñike mature adults plesse
Romance › Re: Who Know This Beautiful Girl? by MrCork: 12:44am On Mar 21, 2025
Adexgentle005:
who is this one ? You will say I’m poor pls help my life. Is everyone poor like your parents ? You better go fix your life and leave chochocuo make you no die poor.
^^^^ther u go..they told u yor head is not corrrrect..u dint belif them. undecided
Romance › Re: Who Know This Beautiful Girl? by MrCork: 12:42am On Mar 21, 2025
Adexgentle005:
why not just keep quiet if you don’t have any meaningful thing to say. You be Ewu!
You post photo of under age girl like pervert & u want us to give u her nomba...corrrrect?...well the goood news is yor head is not corrrrect sir...the bad news is yor head will not be corrrect untl nest month sir(no oofencsse) angry
Romance › Re: Who Know This Beautiful Girl? by MrCork:
Adexgentle005:
shut up!


You ask dumb question...i giv u dumb answer
Did i say somtin wrong sir?? ((No oofencsse)) undecided
Romance › Re: Who Know This Beautiful Girl? by MrCork:
Adexgentle005:
I saw this girl pic on X, they said her tape was leaked. Who know her ?

She from ondo state & her name us Bob Marley.....eeeeediot boy!!!((no oofencsse)) angry
Romance › Re: Who Can Explain What's Going On With My Brother. by MrCork: 8:32pm On Mar 20, 2025
Jacktheripper:
I am typing this with a heart that is pounding so hard that I can hear it in my ears. I swear on everything I hold dear, if not that I have no one to share this with, I wouldn’t have said a word. But maybe, just maybe, someone out there will have an answer.

This nightmare started in 2013. Our family used to be six, but by the end of 2012, we had become four. Death took my father and my grandmother within months of each other, and the house felt emptier than ever.

We live in a four-bedroom apartment. My mother has one room, my sister took another, my elder brother had his own, and I stayed in the last one.

There is a tradition in our home: once it is 9:30 PM sharp, we all gather in the sitting room for night prayers. How long it lasts depends on my mother's mood, sometimes just five minutes, other times, one full hour of binding, casting, and fire-fire prayers. After that, everyone goes to bed.

That’s why the morning of August 2013 felt like madness.

We had prayed as usual the night before. There was nothing unusual, no bad dream, no flickering light, no shadow moving where it shouldn’t. Yet by morning, my brother was gone.

And when I say gone, I don’t mean he packed his things and left. I mean disappeared, as in vanished from the face of the earth.

The two doors in our house were locked from the inside. The window in his room had iron barricades, unless my brother suddenly became the size of a house cat, there was no way he squeezed through, and there was the window net which was screwed from the outside. His iPhone, which I have always eyed, was lying on his power bank at the edge of the bed. His shoes and slippers were exactly where he always kept them. In fact, there was no sign that anyone had slept in the room at all. The only odd thing was that the door to his bathroom was open.

That was the moment fear gripped us by the throat.

We called our relatives, our church people, even that elderly man down the street who always had one proverb for every situation. Nobody could explain it. Nobody had an answer.

Let me tell you about my brother.

He was two years older than me, a 200-level engineering student at the time. He was the quiet type. The kind of person who could be in the house for days, and you’d forget because he barely spoke. If you wanted to get along with him, the best thing to do was to leave him alone. He didn’t go out much. He didn’t party. He didn’t even have close friends. Just his laptop, his laptop, and his thoughts.

We never reported the case to the police. After the way they handled my father’s death, my mother swore that we would rather trust in God than go to the police.

One day turned to one month. One month became one year. One year became eleven years.

We placed a camera in his old room, thinking maybe, just maybe, he had played some elaborate prank on us. But deep down, we knew. My brother wasn’t the type to play games.

I have always heard that absence makes the heart grow fonder, but that's only when you know where the person is. Otherwise, absence turns the heart into something else. Something frosty.

Time became the river through which we paddled our canoe. Or at least we tried. My mother stopped mentioning his name, at least publicly. I couldn't count the times she had cried silently, hoping we wouldn't hear, and I pretended along. I learned to push thoughts of him to the back of my mind.

Then came December 2024.

I was in my apartment when my phone rang. It was my mother. Her voice was shaky. She said I had to come home immediately.

I asked what happened. She couldn't string her words together. She sounded like a radio struggling for a signal.

That night, I barely slept. By morning, I was on the first bus heading home, my mind jumping from one terrible possibility to another. But when I saw my sister in flesh and blood, I breathed out like a teenage girl checking her pregnancy test and seeing one red line.

But nothing, nothing, could have prepared me for what my mother said next.

She took me to the police station and introduced me to my brother.

Or at least, a man who looked like my brother.

The same face. The same voice. He even had the same slight gap in his teeth, the same way of adjusting his shirt when he got nervous. And when he was asked to repeat what he said the day before, he knew everything.

He knew all the things only my brother should know. Our inside jokes. The gist we had over my primary school crush. Where we kept important documents. The exact location of the spare key to the back door, where we initially pumped water from, even my sister didn't know that, because she was too young to remember.

But when we asked the most important question, his mouth froze.

"What happened that night?" "Where did you go?" I was almost tempted to ask if he was abducted by aliens.

His face was blank. No answer.

The last thing he remembered was walking to his room after night prayers. Then, according to him, he "woke up on a school field."

He couldn't remember any of it. But what he could remember was even scarier.

He remembered all the details about our lives since he disappeared. My mother's shop that was built in 2019. COVID-19. The school I went to (I started school in 2014), the time my mother was admitted to the hospital for over a month in 2022, and how I couldn't return to the hospital one of the nights because of heavy rain.

He recalled them as if he were there, not from afar but from inside. But I felt something was wrong, or maybe I'm only overthinking. He was more of reciting the events as if he had read them in a book. His tone was flat, like a Siri reading out the news. No nostalgia in his voice, no emotion in his eyes. It made all the hair on my skin rise as if they were giving a standing ovation at that moment.

He spoke as if no time had passed at all.

But eleven years had passed. And the man sitting in front of me wasn’t the same person. My mother doesn’t believe it’s him. My sister doesn’t believe it’s him. I don’t believe it’s him.

We are now waiting for the DNA test results as I write this.

But even if the results say he is my brother, he will not be setting foot into our house.

For now, he is staying with the police. We are paying for his welfare, but that is where it ends.

Because whoever left that night in 2013… is not who came back in 2024.


Edit:
Treat as fiction.
Can u repeat the question sir?? angry
Romance › Re: Why Can't Men Stick To One Woman? by MrCork: 8:03pm On Mar 20, 2025
Nicenancy:
Why?
are u lightskin? angry
Romance › Re: Why Can't Men Stick To One Woman? by MrCork: 8:02pm On Mar 20, 2025
Nicenancy:
Why?
YANSH...becoz of YANSH!!!!! angry
Romance › Re: Why Can't Men Stick To One Woman? by MrCork: 8:01pm On Mar 20, 2025
Crime › Re: Nigerian National Arrested In Ghana With N3.2billion Worth Of Cocaine, Heroin by MrCork: 5:55pm On Mar 20, 2025
LegendHero:
Source: https://saharareporters.com/2025/03/20/nigerian-national-arrested-ghana-n32billion-worth-cocaine-heroin-0

Whats New.......WELL DONE AGAIN IBO PEOPLE...

...THE SO CALLED ODOGWU'S OF NIGERIA.......a.k.a
Drug dealers/ Drug moiney

.. ..ALL SHALL BE EXPOSED ONE BY ONE IN DUE COURSE!! ((no oofencsse))
Politics › Re: To Tinubu Defenders, Please Read This by MrCork: 3:46pm On Mar 20, 2025
Mercisharelove:
I am telling you the truth
I no but u all ways lyin

Anyways..come & sit on my lap for 2 minute

Yor atttension is needed...urgently smiley
Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Still Ask Me Out? by MrCork:
Preciousgirl:
Why do guys still knowing I am married with my ring still have the nerve to ask me out?

THANKS FOR DERALING THE DUMB THREAD...Thank que

.......THREAD CLOSE!!!!! smiley

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Invitation For The Nigerian College Of Aviation Technology (NCAT) Recruitment by MrCork: 12:21pm On Mar 20, 2025
Hansie63:
Nope, Senior Communication Instructor.
Good moring ma
Am workin on a univassity projects to help govament satistick.Please do u hav yansh?
Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Still Ask Me Out? by MrCork: 11:38pm On Mar 19, 2025
Preciousgirl:
Why do guys still knowing I am married with my ring still have the nerve to ask me out?
The good news is no body want u....the bad news is am ready to want u if u ask nicely((THANK ME LATER))
Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Still Ask Me Out? by MrCork: 11:07pm On Mar 19, 2025
Preciousgirl:
Ape with a used smart phone
Huh?
. U prefer datin ape?... i can giv u zoo address. U want?
Romance › Re: Switzerland Created A Suicide Machine by MrCork: 11:04pm On Mar 19, 2025
MONEY247:
The government in Switzerland have authorized the use a equipment to quietly and quickly end your life on purpose....if you seem fulfilled..
Mercisharelove...this is great news for ya....and we gono buy u first cñass ticket to swanzaland!! cheesy
Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Still Ask Me Out? by MrCork: 10:55pm On Mar 19, 2025
Preciousgirl:
Why do guys still knowing I am married with my ring still have the nerve to ask me out?
Anyways bacccckto the dumb thread..so u wannto no my men chase u...corrrrect?

...well those are men dat will date anytin...good news is anytin will want u (no oofencsse) smiley
Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Still Ask Me Out? by MrCork: 10:52pm On Mar 19, 2025
Preciousgirl:
Clearly from a baboon with repugnant buccal odour
....STOP DERAILING THE DUMB THREAD.....PLEASE!!!! undecided
Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Still Ask Me Out? by MrCork: 10:38pm On Mar 19, 2025
Preciousgirl:
Why do guys still knowing I am married with my ring still have the nerve to ask me out?
My advise...wot u need is somtin call FACE POLISH.
...mean u need to find a nearest shoemaker to help polish yor face twice. This will. makit look smoooth!(((THANK ME LATER)))
Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Still Ask Me Out? by MrCork: 10:34pm On Mar 19, 2025
Preciousgirl:
Yes, your dumb father
He wudunt....my father has taste.. no oofencse
Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Still Ask Me Out? by MrCork: 10:33pm On Mar 19, 2025
Preciousgirl:
Your father
My father has taste....HE dont like old cargo

How old are u...39? embarassed
Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Still Ask Me Out? by MrCork: 10:32pm On Mar 19, 2025
Preciousgirl:
Madd man
Or deaf n dumb mens?(no oofencse) angry
Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Still Ask Me Out? by MrCork: 10:31pm On Mar 19, 2025
Preciousgirl:
Madd man
You forgot to answer the questions sir.....Who ask u out....blind men?? undecided
Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Still Ask Me Out? by MrCork: 10:26pm On Mar 19, 2025
Preciousgirl:
Why do guys still knowing I am married with my ring still have the nerve to ask me out?
Who ask u out.....blind men?(no oofencse) angry
Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Still Ask Me Out? by MrCork: 10:25pm On Mar 19, 2025
Preciousgirl:
Why do guys still knowing I am married with my ring still have the nerve to ask me out?
angry
Romance › Re: How To Date Lightskin Women Globally!!! by MrCork(op): 1:15am On Mar 19, 2025
Bendeco02:
Nawa o

Are you trying to make dark girls feel bad or what?

For me; I don't have any color preference. Once you're fine and fresh, if you like be green color you can attract me.

The only preference i have for women is shape
No Brother,not really

dakskin women are juss ok however, all men agree no man is a real man until he date lightskin female...
At least 2. We all no lightskin women much better wifey material sir!(no oofencse) angry
Romance › Re: I Broke Up With My Fiancee Who Got Raped By A Middle Aged Man by MrCork: 10:29pm On Mar 18, 2025
Ruke1989:
She has this useless middle aged man in her office she resumed 4 months back who has been toasting and threatening to seep with her at all cost. She told me two months back, I warned the man to refrain but he didn't stop

I got a call from her today that the man showed up in her apartment and forcefully penetrated her vagina with his penis. According to her she managed to hit him in the forehead with an object before he pulled out his plug. I asked her why didn't you shout? She claimed no neighbor were around that she screamed

I asked her how did he know your house given the fact I warned you to ensure he never comes to your house or be alone with you at any point? She has no response

I broke up with her. I feel pained though that I have to let her go because I was her first man and I called her a month back to come home and inform her parents about the relationship. I intended securing the marriage first before investing to support her education and I told her at least we need to do a traditional first before any such spending.

Unfortunately she had been raped by a man in Ibadan old enough to be her father. She is distraught and kept it to herself for 3 days before tells me today. She is from a poor background and only trying to work on a 30l job to save over N360k she needs to pay up before her school can let her pick her RN nursing certificate.

I feel disappointment and won't marry this girl anymore but I want this foolish man punished over this. He refuses to pick my call. His phone number is 080.50.23.96.36

Guys call him and if you know him let more details be exposed here.
He works in a skyline specialist hospital at Iwo road Ibadan and is a friend of the manager. The poor girl raped doesn't know how to go about this case but is an employee of that hospital from a really poor background. She is afraid police may make this harder for her by milking her money without result
Is she lightskin? angry
Romance › Re: How To Date Lightskin Women Globally!!! by MrCork(op): 1:03pm On Mar 18, 2025
meobizy:
MrCork.
Daddycool.

Those can’t be his only two accounts. It’s funny that one gets tired of trolling then opens other accounts to comment sensibly.
Thank you brother
....they will take u serrrrios when u stop pretendin to be female on nairaland
Romance › How To Date Lightskin Women Globally!!! by MrCork(op): 10:54am On Mar 18, 2025
M.O.D...FRONT PAGE!!
All men agree no man i a real man until he date at least 2 lightskin females in his life time. The latest opinión poll confirm this and altho i date 11 so far..dating them is not has scary has u think. Today we will help you:

Step 1: walk up to her & say: hello do u no Baker street. Her reply:no. Your reply: oh, i thought i saw u there in london. This way, she will belif u a londoner & u través rond the world. wink

Step 2: walk up to one & ask why she looklike strawberry ice cream. Her reply: awww thank u. This way, she will belif u eat london food like straberry vacila icecream & that u will taking Her shopin smiley

LASTLY, STEP 3:
pray every morning before u step out for God to allow u see lightskin women when they walk by...this will help u from getting scared to talk to women so u dont end up talkin like gay people!! angry

THANK ME LATER!!!! smiley
Romance › Re: What Should She Do In This Situation? by MrCork: 10:23am On Mar 18, 2025
Mercisharelove:
Inspired
Thanks ok so Mercisharelove.. plisse can we swap naaaaked photo: i send u a pictures of my chest & u send a photos of yor booooobsi..the left one...deal??
Politics › Re: To Tinubu Defenders, Please Read This by MrCork: 10:21am On Mar 18, 2025
Mercisharelove:
What is the government doing for you that your full time job is to defend tinubu terrible policies.

Are you sure you are normal or because you are paid for this useless task??

Let me warn you, future will never be kind to you because you stood with the oppressors instead of standing with the oppressed.

Your judgement would be..... you will cry but none will be available to comfort you ".

Even if you stop today you will still reap and I don't believe you are ever going to stop.

Do you know why? Because the love of money is the root of all evil.."

That's why you do it!
Mercisharelove pñessase can we swap naaaaked photo: i send u a pictures of my chest & u send a photos of yor booooobsi..deal?

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