₦airaland Forum

1Sharon:
Peckham no be england

1Sharon:
Peckham no be england

Saff:
okay

Saff:
okay

Saff:
can you buy me the cream I will use on my body?

Saff:
You are honestly such an illiterate. Can you go back to primary 4 please

ThatKING:
Yes good women are everywhere like the air we breathe.

ThatKING:
Yes good women are everywhere like the air we breathe.

Vivianoasis:
Dear analysts in the room, why do ladies cheat?

Vivianoasis:
Dear analysts in the room, why do ladies cheat?

Vivianoasis:
Dear analysts in the room, why do ladies cheat?

MISEDUCATIONS:
between Batman and the Joker i always choose the Joker. thats my guy right there.

nairaland20:
Happy Bday to dis nairaland funny troublesome nigga,one of my favorite nairalander Wishing you greatness, good things in life and more calm spirit to appreciate women.


Happy birthday Donstan18.
o come see ur nigga in crime

Saff:
you always do

kristowfar:
Am a cool clean guy with a long lovely dick,am based in Ilorin, and would love to hookup with a mature lady here in Ilorin.. any lady interested can call me now(09068054324)

Saff:
smh

loricara:
I met this girl online, we became friends she's really nice and I loved her...I'm crazy about her I professed my love to her and she accepted mean while I knew She's a lesbian. so I asked her why She's a lesbian and she blocked me and her numb has not been going I met this girl online, we became friends she's really nice and I loved her...I'm crazy about her I professed my love to her and she accepted mean while I knew She's a lesbian. so I asked her why She's a lesbian and she blocked me and her numb has not been going

Hisduchess:
those ones ain't competitive at all.after all the hyping yet them no deliver.

youngberry001:
Op check Vanida6 nd uyaiIncomparabl


i swear wit my balls does girls re cuties in NL

cashcity:
Sometimes there will be a relationship you will enter and when you come out, you will nothing but thanking God for saving ur life...

Here is my life story of a one month relationship with a prostitute that DISGUISES herself as my babe.

It all started when i boarded a bus going to Constain in Lagos from Anthony. I sat near a lady in BRT. She asked if i know how to update a watsapp app, that i shud help her set her phone. A watsapp update that is the easiest to activate with a click away. i told her no problem and rendered the help since i saw the app and confirm that it truly asking for an update. After that i keep wondering why a grown up lady so beautiful cant follow simple direction to update Whatsapp app. The bus arrived at coinstain and i alighted in which she did the same.

What baffled me was not that she alighted from the bus at the same time cos other people did the same but that she still walked very close to me thankin me for the watsapp update and asked if she cud get my contact incase her watsapp fvcks up again.. i laughed in spanish cos i know how runs girl full lagos. we exchanged contact and i moved on.

To cut the story short, the appreciation continued through watsapp chats later dat day . Thats how we started aggressive chats on daily basis. One thing lead to another i asked her out and she quickly say yes and already plan to visit me the next day.....

I planned to chop and clean mouth as usuall but wat impress me about her was the way she visited me for first time on Saturday morning and joined me in cleaning my house and washing my clothes and other kitchen activities. Infact i became afraid and followed her very closely b4 somebody from nowhere poison me. She kept on proving me wrong at the initial stage and making me to believe that this cud be true love at FIRST sight.....

In this lagos that finding true love is as difficult as using needle to chisel reinforced concrete and God showered me with this at a platter of gold. I already started thinking that my plan of going to village to pick a wife is no longer feasible. Pals dnt get me wrong cos any man that experienced this type of care im talking about from a lady will do the same cos i already knew that all streets in lagos are riddled with ashawos in disguise.

Just 3weeeks of intense care from a suppose girlfriend, all hell let lose when i started trusting the safety of my property in her care by allowing her handle extra key to my room.

Other tenants started telling me that my girl must be a very social person that she has many male friends. i overlooked it cos i cudnt understood them cos my girl after claiming to be a customer care agent for so so firm at Ikeja also shud go out 4work too. my work keeps me out of house from 6am to 8:00pm except weekends.

One day i needed to rush home by 12pm to get an office document that i forget earlier and behold i banged on the door and met my girl stark naked on my bed with another man having sex.

My ex was using my room for her prostitution job. I remembered wot my neighbors told me about her having numerous friends.

i gave her very dirty slap and kicked her out of the house without given her single chance to pick her things.

this got me hrt broken but also solidifies my claim that runs girls has really deviced a new means of doing business and urging guys to shine their eyes more.

cashcity:
Sometimes there will be a relationship you will enter and when you come out, you will nothing but thanking God for saving ur life...

Here is my life story of a one month relationship with a prostitute that DISGUISES herself as my babe.

It all started when i boarded a bus going to Constain in Lagos from Anthony. I sat near a lady in BRT. She asked if i know how to update a watsapp app, that i shud help her set her phone. A watsapp update that is the easiest to activate with a click away. i told her no problem and rendered the help since i saw the app and confirm that it truly asking for an update. After that i keep wondering why a grown up lady so beautiful cant follow simple direction to update Whatsapp app. The bus arrived at coinstain and i alighted in which she did the same.

What baffled me was not that she alighted from the bus at the same time cos other people did the same but that she still walked very close to me thankin me for the watsapp update and asked if she cud get my contact incase her watsapp fvcks up again.. i laughed in spanish cos i know how runs girl full lagos. we exchanged contact and i moved on.

To cut the story short, the appreciation continued through watsapp chats later dat day . Thats how we started aggressive chats on daily basis. One thing lead to another i asked her out and she quickly say yes and already plan to visit me the next day.....

I planned to chop and clean mouth as usuall but wat impress me about her was the way she visited me for first time on Saturday morning and joined me in cleaning my house and washing my clothes and other kitchen activities. Infact i became afraid and followed her very closely b4 somebody from nowhere poison me. She kept on proving me wrong at the initial stage and making me to believe that this cud be true love at FIRST sight.....

In this lagos that finding true love is as difficult as using needle to chisel reinforced concrete and God showered me with this at a platter of gold. I already started thinking that my plan of going to village to pick a wife is no longer feasible. Pals dnt get me wrong cos any man that experienced this type of care im talking about from a lady will do the same cos i already knew that all streets in lagos are riddled with ashawos in disguise.

Just 3weeeks of intense care from a suppose girlfriend, all hell let lose when i started trusting the safety of my property in her care by allowing her handle extra key to my room.

Other tenants started telling me that my girl must be a very social person that she has many male friends. i overlooked it cos i cudnt understood them cos my girl after claiming to be a customer care agent for so so firm at Ikeja also shud go out 4work too. my work keeps me out of house from 6am to 8:00pm except weekends.

One day i needed to rush home by 12pm to get an office document that i forget earlier and behold i banged on the door and met my girl stark naked on my bed with another man having sex.

My ex was using my room for her prostitution job. I remembered wot my neighbors told me about her having numerous friends.

i gave her very dirty slap and kicked her out of the house without given her single chance to pick her things.

this got me hrt broken but also solidifies my claim that runs girls has really deviced a new means of doing business and urging guys to shine their eyes more.

Babyforever:
We're already seeing nah

ugandalady:
because i love black dicks

mespusinglez:

what are they trying to do?

ugandalady:
i made the connection with him from facebook yesterday. and he said he was in Kenya for an uncle's funeral, or what-not.

and he would come back as soon as possible, once he heard that i was a white person.

he said , he would make it as early as tommorrow, instead of Friday, to make here.

he showed me his bulging dick from camera. it satisfied me greatly, next to the real one.

i fancied quite a few times in my mind that, what could happen tommorrow, should i involuntarily bend down and give it a hard sucking ?

i need to touch his body, every inch, before he tremulously and violently squirted out that thick juice, to my hands or face.

i am ready to be his bitch, and waiting for him to cross the border to Uganda.

Nancyamakaeze1:
Good morning everyone... plz help.. am a graduate, searching for a job, after attending interview, the next is d BOSS...( meet me in my hotel, if u really care for d job) plz, is there any other way, to go about it without c*x...? cus am tired of interview.... have encountered it up to 6times.... Advice plz...

Angy55:
You've said it all. It's not easy.

To the OP don't sleep with him. A job meant for you would come, do your best get down on your knees and pray to God. One day He's going to pick your call. Patience should be your watch word.

Angy55:
You've said it all. It's not easy.

To the OP don't sleep with him. A job meant for you would come, do your best get down on your knees and pray to God. One day He's going to pick your call. Patience should be your watch word.

Saff:
eff off you animalistic troll!!