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CrimeRe: Woman Faints After Policemen Arrested Her Only Child For Wearing Black Shirt. by MrCork: 12:50pm On Jul 09, 2018
Babyforever:
Awwwwww here comes my Mr Right undecided
...thanks..am glad u have taste...u homebase chicks like moiney too much..good news is am from London! wink
CrimeRe: Woman Faints After Policemen Arrested Her Only Child For Wearing Black Shirt. by MrCork: 12:45pm On Jul 09, 2018
Babyforever:
WTF is wrong with you sad


..errmm Sweery. .juss in case in ask again or juss in case u intarrested. .did I mention I drive £28,000 (cash) range rover spot with alloy will . ..and am from. Pekam London (rich expensive area)
wink
RomanceRe: Let Me Drop This Cute Pic Here(ladies No Fall In Love Biko, Lols) by MrCork: 12:36pm On Jul 09, 2018
Hisduchess:
okay u mean that both of you are brothers, ahhh! both of you really look alike ooo.ya both look beautiful ((( real talk))) cheesy grin
.ok..so..u want to compare me to a refugee looking Senegalese that looklike u?.... u need to replace yor glasses!! (No ofeense ) angry
RomanceRe: Let Me Drop This Cute Pic Here(ladies No Fall In Love Biko, Lols) by MrCork: 12:34pm On Jul 09, 2018
Hisduchess:
okay u mean that both of you are brothers, ahhh! both of you really look alike ooo.ya both look beautiful ((( real talk))) cheesy grin
angry
RomanceRe: Football Is Coming Home To England! !!!!! by MrCork(op): 12:33pm On Jul 09, 2018
...but since Nigeria is useless. .why can't u homebase people supot us..England? ....there is no point supporting France (full of Gay people ) or Belgium (were they can't even Spek English or worst of all, Croatia

. ...HELP US HELP YOU!! (true story )
angry
RomanceRe: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op):
diarra94:
I dont understand number 1-5
...Bro...it's ok.. ..as long as u avoid Oyindidi. . Hisduchess. ..Saff... Onstelly. ..Babyforever. .u r save...
I
...they are not wifey material!! (True story )
smiley
Christianity EtcRe: Frank Edwards With Pastor Chris Oyakhilome (Photo) by MrCork: 11:04am On Jul 09, 2018
Oyindidi:
Pst Chris look dark in complexion here
....wow..Monday morning & u chasing men on religion section...u looking for Chris Brown. .abi? ( Shake my head continuously ) undecided
CrimeRe: Woman Faints After Policemen Arrested Her Only Child For Wearing Black Shirt. by MrCork: 11:02am On Jul 09, 2018
Babyforever:
Shut up
...u upset her booooobsi bigger than yors?....can't u by wonder bra? ((Shake my head twice )) undecided
CrimeRe: Woman Faints After Policemen Arrested Her Only Child For Wearing Black Shirt. by MrCork: 10:45am On Jul 09, 2018
Issafela:
A woman fainted, this morning, upon hearing that her only child was among the over 30 Olabisi Onabanjo University students arrested at a nightclub, on Friday, July 6, 2018, for wearing black shirts.

According to the SUG president of the institution, the students were later tagged cultists and forced to lie in their statements that they were arrested on July 7, the day confraternity marks its creation anniversary.

The police claim they were wearing black because they are members. All efforts to secure their release have proven abortive.

Watch Video HERE

Source:
http://nairaplus.com/2018/07/woman-faints-after-policemen-arrested-her-only-child-for-wearing-black-shirt-video/
..kaiiiiii. ..but why is that boy carrying her booooobsi! ! cheesy
RomanceRe: Please Help Me. I Don’t Know What To Do by MrCork: 10:43am On Jul 09, 2018
Thuglife2020:
I swear I’ve been battling this for awhile now. I don’t know what to do. I need you guys’ advice. I’ve been friends with this particular girl for more than a year now. We are good friends and we do talk almost everyday. It get to some extent because I couldn’t continue with her being a friends. I truly love her. I wooed her but she declined and told me we can only be good friends. I have a very good plan for her and planing to help her further her education but I’m afraid to loose her to someone else. I’ve tried my best to gain her heart but she will always tell me we can only be friends. I love her more than anything in this world even my current girlfriend. I want to move and cut communications with her but it’s not been easy for me. She will beep me almost everyday and the moment I her call, I can’t help myself but to call her back. I don’t know what to do. Please I need you guys advice.
...is she lightskin? angry
RomanceRe: Let Me Drop This Cute Pic Here(ladies No Fall In Love Biko, Lols) by MrCork: 10:41am On Jul 09, 2018
Wizklynd23:
Haters will be like angry

Dis guy again, with this his picha


Shuu I don't care cheesy cheesy
...errmm Bro. .the good news is that u were glasses!! ((No ofeense )) angry
RomanceRe: Let Me Drop This Cute Pic Here(ladies No Fall In Love Biko, Lols) by MrCork: 10:37am On Jul 09, 2018
Hisduchess:
Am happy he survived oooo. He has a good semblance to mrcork, please @op are you his brothergrin grin grin
..HALT THERE!!!...u Senegalese looking ghana house maid...

...if u ever compare me again to a skinny ugly refugee looking kangaroo face called Wizkylnd23.... I will personaly raise up my left London hand hear from pekam & give u double back hand slap there in that Nigeria! !! ((Real talk ))
angry
RomanceRe: Let Me Drop This Cute Pic Here(ladies No Fall In Love Biko, Lols) by MrCork: 10:30am On Jul 09, 2018
Hisduchess:
Am happy he survived oooo. He has a good semblance to mrcork, please @op are you his brothergrin grin grin
angry
RomanceRe: Can You Date Someone For More Than A Week?.. by MrCork(op): 10:04pm On Jul 08, 2018
milemimi93:
You know what?
A waste pipe is useful.
Because it carries sh!ts to the pit.
Initially I hated you and called you pvssy ass-licker since u said u came on nl to chase cooches. And I wanted seeing you bin banned here forever.
But now I even want to see u on nl more often and pls create more threads if you can.
U don't know how many lives u do save by your post and threads.

Whenever I have a blue day, I come to nl to read just only ur posts and threads. And whenever I do that, I will relief.

You always make me laugh.
I have to keep out of crying whenever I read your post.

I was suicidal few days ago and one of your thread relief me. The thread you created on "TOP FIVE REASONS GUYS COME TO NL TO CHASE GIRLS"
I swear that thread saved my life. I laughed all through the night.

Please MrCork thank you so so much for saving me and always making me happy whenever I read your posts.

I am sorry for past dissed.

God bless you and your dealings..
...noted!! smiley
CelebritiesRe: E-money Shows The Interior Of His $500k Maybach In New Photo by MrCork: 10:00pm On Jul 08, 2018
StudentsNG:
With this version of English, please how did you get to Londonhuh
...bro..buy dictionery & check meaning of Visa!! (No ofeense ) smiley
CelebritiesRe: E-money Shows The Interior Of His $500k Maybach In New Photo by MrCork: 9:40pm On Jul 08, 2018
LifeofAirforce:
Five star boss, E-money, is a proud owner of a $500, 000 (Five Hundred Thousand Dollars] maybach 62s.

The billionaire business mogul has shared ones again the interior designs of the luxury car in new photo below .


Wow

See Link https://www.instagram.com/p/Bk-wI4-FTuP/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=p2ixut1f9eo2


News Source
Airforce1
....correction. .we dont no him hear in london. ....meaning he ain't relevant!!!! (((REAL TALK ))) angry
CelebritiesRe: E-money Shows The Interior Of His $500k Maybach In New Photo by MrCork: 9:38pm On Jul 08, 2018
LifeofAirforce:
Five star boss, E-money, is a proud owner of a $500, 000 (Five Hundred Thousand Dollars] maybach 62s.

The billionaire business mogul has shared ones again the interior designs of the luxury car in new photo below .


Wow

See Link https://www.instagram.com/p/Bk-wI4-FTuP/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=p2ixut1f9eo2


News Source
Airforce1
angry
RomanceCan You Date Someone For More Than A Week?.. by MrCork(op): 9:37pm On Jul 08, 2018
...ok..my idea of serrrrrrrrrioooooooous relation ship is maximum. .9 days.. ....although am a *plaYa* wink

QUESTION.
.can you date an person for more than a week?.. who does that?

.. please advise?
angry
CelebritiesRe: Davido New 100 Million Naira Bentley Bentayga Lands In Lagos Nigeria by MrCork: 9:11pm On Jul 08, 2018
LieutenantBOBO:
You think that was a comeback?

Nah... I'm just showing you how stupid you sound.
..yes...I sound stupid like yor stupid name....eddddddiot boy...I Really really feel like slapping yor face..I swaar !! undecided
CelebritiesRe: Davido New 100 Million Naira Bentley Bentayga Lands In Lagos Nigeria by MrCork: 8:45pm On Jul 08, 2018
[quote author=LieutenantBOBO post=69199230].. bro i love the way u copy me like b!tch....I love weak b!tch comebacks thou cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Davido New 100 Million Naira Bentley Bentayga Lands In Lagos Nigeria by MrCork: 8:14pm On Jul 08, 2018
LieutenantBOBO:
It's typed "MONEY" & "OFFENSE".
Don't make that mistake again.

Secondly, I've got money & you don't (no offense)
....ok son..u win!! undecided
RomanceRe: What Would You Do In This Situation? by MrCork: 8:13pm On Jul 08, 2018
Hyinkar97:
A man wants to marry from his village. He lives in Abuja, as a result he sent some money to his father in the village to find him a good wife. His father made a good choice and took all the necessary steps concerning the in-laws of his son. Now he decides to send the wife to his son in the city. He gives her the address of his son. But she arrived the city late. As she gets outside the motor park, the lady wanted to take a taxi to the indicated address. However, she was offered a lift by her husband unknowingly on his way home late from work. The guy took her straight to a hotel and spent the night with her. The next morning, each of them go their separate ways. She took another taxi which finally took her to her husbands house. To her biggest surprise, it's the man with whom she spent the night with in the hotel.

The question is: :
If you were the man or the woman, how would you react?

Men and women, defend yourselves.
....Bro. .so u wannto marry a man from the village becuzz hes son live in a hotel....correct? ?.....are u ok?(no ofeense ) angry
RomanceRe: What Would You Do In This Situation? by MrCork: 8:10pm On Jul 08, 2018
Hyinkar97:
A man wants to marry from his village. He lives in Abuja, as a result he sent some money to his father in the village to find him a good wife. His father made a good choice and took all the necessary steps concerning the in-laws of his son. Now he decides to send the wife to his son in the city. He gives her the address of his son. But she arrived the city late. As she gets outside the motor park, the lady wanted to take a taxi to the indicated address. However, she was offered a lift by her husband unknowingly on his way home late from work. The guy took her straight to a hotel and spent the night with her. The next morning, each of them go their separate ways. She took another taxi which finally took her to her husbands house. To her biggest surprise, it's the man with whom she spent the night with in the hotel.

The question is: :
If you were the man or the woman, how would you react?

Men and women, defend yourselves.
angry
CelebritiesRe: Davido New 100 Million Naira Bentley Bentayga Lands In Lagos Nigeria by MrCork: 8:07pm On Jul 08, 2018
LieutenantBOBO:
HAHAHAHAHAH...

So because you're from London, it automatically mean you're rich?

That's some retarded mentality you got.
That's a broke man's mentality.

You don't know me & I don't know you.
So who told you I'm broke?
Who told you I was in Nigeria?
Have you seen me there?

My nigga, you ain't worth shxt!
If you was an OG, you wouldn't have stoop so low as to say what you just said.

BTW, you need the £12 more than I do.
Go & spice up your English.
Before you can think of talking money matters.

You running your mouth bout a Bentley. But showed a Range. SMH...
....sadly I have moiney. ....u don't! ((No ofeense )) angry
RomanceRe: Lady Turns Down Boyfriend's Proposal With Hot Slap At Lagos Mall (video) by MrCork: 7:12pm On Jul 08, 2018
uche87:
What was supposed to be a romantic public marriage proposal of happy ending turned out to be a well-dressed man's nightmare after his supposed lover turned him down, screamed at him and went as far as physically assaulting him.

This young man dressed in a native dress staged a marriage proposal at the Ikeja City mall, Lagos State which is regularly a beehive of activities on weekends.

As hundreds of customers went about their businesses, he suddenly went on his knees and brought out an engagement ring to propose to his light-skinned girlfriend.

To his rude shock, the lady who didn't sound too audible in a viral video screamed at him and landed him a dirty slap that had him falling to the ground. She kept insisting she would embarrass him as she called on on-lookers to come hear her out.

The young man who couldn't believe his eyes crawled on the floor in utter disgrace as he tried to appeal to the lady who wasn't ready to hear him out.

The video recording of the awry event has been trending on Instagram for some hours with social media users trying to unravel the identities of both parties and the cause of the drama that ensued.

It would be recalled that public marriage proposal as copied from the western world has become the order of the day among Nigerian youths.

Watch the amateur video clip below:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HM9ytPctG5E


Source: https://www.tori.ng/news/100931/serious-drama-as-lady-turns-down-boyfriends-propos.html

CC Lalasticlala Seun Ishilove Obinoscoppy Tonyebarcanista Airforce1 Dominique
..GREAT SLAP! ! cheesy


...but why do homebase guys think they can toast lightskin females when they clearly ain't gots moiney? ...they tryna compete with us Londoners
(((Wonderfull slap)))
grin grin grin cheesy grin
CelebritiesRe: Davido New 100 Million Naira Bentley Bentayga Lands In Lagos Nigeria by MrCork: 7:01pm On Jul 08, 2018
LieutenantBOBO:
SHUT THE FUXK UP!
DUMB ASS
Fake ass niggas are GLOBAL!
They're not restricted to a particular city or country
If you didn't know, you do now.
Even in your city, there are niggas & ladies who live they fake lives on IG.




Menn... You dumb as fuxk.
Didn't you just read where i said "ANYONE"?
Did I say only Londoners?
^^^.calm down son..u sound like angry church rat
...am from London. ..be nice to me & I swaar i will post u £12 cash to buy a lovely suit there in Nigeria!! ((((THANK ME LATER))) ..
wink
CelebritiesRe: Davido New 100 Million Naira Bentley Bentayga Lands In Lagos Nigeria by MrCork: 5:21pm On Jul 08, 2018
LieutenantBOBO:
Shift joor...

I'm talking Bentley Bentayga & you talking Range Rover.

Someone can't say he/she has a private jet & be posing near a commercial airplane.

Moreover, anyone can upload a couple pics online but that doesn't mean s**t real!

#justsaying
...anyone can upload?...isnt that wot u homebase people nomalyca do?...deception fraud 419?.. uploading fake picture? ....it shows how shallow yor thinking is sir....so u only belif pictures from yor so call homebase celebrity that we don't rate in London. ..u belif Davido/ Wizkid picture but u don't belif picture by a Londoner

...my niggggga. .this is why u homebase people are back ward ((no offense ))
angry
CelebritiesRe: Davido New 100 Million Naira Bentley Bentayga Lands In Lagos Nigeria by MrCork: 4:10pm On Jul 08, 2018
LieutenantBOBO:
If you've got it, show it!

Otherwise, STFU & keep scrolling!

#igetamb4nobeproperty!

PS: You should know that Bentley have levels.
There's a difference between Bentley Continental & Bentley Bentayga.
There's also a difference between 2015 & 2018 model.
..my niggggga ...8 of homes drive Bentley. .
3 drives ferrari. ..1 drives Lamborghini aventador ...majority of us drive range rover. ..


....THIS IS MINE!! angry

https://www.nairaland.com/2383740/revealed-true-love-life-sweet


CelebritiesRe: Davido New 100 Million Naira Bentley Bentayga Lands In Lagos Nigeria by MrCork: 4:08pm On Jul 08, 2018
kellz0:
devil weak for your lies
..son...8 of homes drive Bentley. .
3 drives ferrari. ..1 drives Lamborghini aventador ...majority of us drive range rover. ..


....THIS IS MINE!! angry

https://www.nairaland.com/2383740/revealed-true-love-life-sweet


CelebritiesRe: Davido New 100 Million Naira Bentley Bentayga Lands In Lagos Nigeria by MrCork: 2:01pm On Jul 08, 2018
masterblessed:
Davido New 100 Million Naira Bentley Bentayga Lands In Lagos Nigeria
watch video below..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENV8N7ngmIw
....ordnarrrrry Bentley. ...Shake my head..we drive this $hit like water hear in london. ..it no big deal!!!(real talk ) angry
Christianity EtcRe: Why Men Are Shy To Dance In Church Unlike Women? by MrCork: 1:28pm On Jul 08, 2018
fineboynl:
men are best dancers in club and party, they dance very well and you hardly see women dance in parties.

but men are very shy to dance in Church, while women take a leads.

why?
real gangsters don't dance.... we watch!!! ((Real talk )) angry
RomanceRe: Football Is Coming Home To England! !!!!! by MrCork(op): 12:29pm On Jul 08, 2018
MhisTahrah:
#TeamFrance
...which France? ...wot is going on with u people!!!! angry

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