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Romance › Re: I Am To Be Made An Otunba Next Week by MrCork: 1:23pm On May 26, 2018
DonPiiko:
I want to change my moniker, what do you suggest I change my new moniker to
...Bingo sound's better....Bingo Donpiiko wink
Romance › Re: Free Profesional Romance Advise For All: Men & Women! by MrCork(op):
thank you! smiley
Romance › Re: Free Profesional Romance Advise For All: Men & Women! by MrCork(op): 10:30pm On May 25, 2018
Oyindidi:
angry
...am tryna hook u up....THANK ME LATER! !! undecided
Romance › Re: Free Profesional Romance Advise For All: Men & Women! by MrCork(op): 10:20pm On May 25, 2018
adetoroamos:
hummmmmmmm
...Bro. .when a woman wants a man to chase her..they play had to her..Oyindidi is clearlyca playing had to get..she likes u...GO 4 IT!!. ((Real talk))) wink
Romance › Re: Free Profesional Romance Advise For All: Men & Women! by MrCork(op): 7:53pm On May 25, 2018
Diamond294:
Bad guys keep coming my way whereas, I am a good and educated lady( wifey material). Please advice!!!
cc: mrcork.
...easy...very easy


...dark...emotional

Two reasons why this will always happen to good girls

1. THE DARK SIDE
Bad boys love being the first to introduce a girl to the darks side...it's a feel good factor..the first rule is usually making her go against those who love her most..egg. .parents..brotheremember. .famI lies or close friend..and then we introduce her to the darkside ((rebelling ))

2. EMOTIONAL
Bad boys are always closer to there mothers & usually have ugly relactions hip with there dad's. ..this simply means they need someone that can easily fI'll up the hole in there life ((motherly figure)))... Goodo girls play this roles easily. ..they are more loyal, faithful, caring and loving

3. HHOME
Good girls have wot we call **the magic stick **. This means they can easily turn a house into a home..u feel me?. When bad boys do there things. .eg or wot ever. They need to lay low by hanginger around someone different. ..someone that takes there mind off and make them feel fresh. Only good girls can play that role


CONCLUSION :

The good news for u is that u a 100% wfey materI also and your future husband has definitely wonot the lottery!!!
wink
Romance › Re: Free Profesional Romance Advise For All: Men & Women! by MrCork(op): 5:24pm On May 25, 2018
Oyindidi:
He is only joking
..u better grow up and give him yor details or else...u will remain single until u are 200 years old!!! angry
Romance › Re: Free Profesional Romance Advise For All: Men & Women! by MrCork(op): 5:22pm On May 25, 2018
Oyindidi:
you dey mind Mrcork?
...Adetoroamos (young nigerian millionaire bachelor ) is showing interest in u but instead.... .u r doing shakara like u r Beyansi....and then u complain u can't find man on nairaland! ! ((( WHAT A SHAME)))): undecided
Family › Re: "Men Are Totally Useless" - Lady Tells Man Who Advised Wives by MrCork: 3:12pm On May 25, 2018
Oyindidi:
See as you carry the matter for head. Calm down abeg
..N0favour s looking for u
...good news...he wants to talk about marriage
wink
Romance › Re: My Sister Is A Lesbian, I Need Help To Cure Her by MrCork: 3:10pm On May 25, 2018
Antoinemercer:
Hello all my family just recently discovered that my younger sister is a lesbian we were all extremely devastated,the signs were always there when she was younger i noticed she liked watching lesbian porn a lot but never thought much about it or even thought to tell my parents because I thought it was just a phase that all teenagers go through.

The real revelation came a month ago when the whole family went out to a weeding except for her we were going to be gone for 2 hours i however had to comeback earlier than expected because I was feeling nauseous that was when I met a shocking sight of her romancing and handling the breasts of another girl.

I need some advice please I won't to know how we can beat this spirrit of homosexuality out of her please she is my dearest sister and I don't want her to go to hell.
...so wot if she a lesssssssssssbIan. ...u rather men break her heart? ....my niggggga. ..as long as she ain't gay..it's ok!! (Real talk ) angry
Nairaland General › Re: Mother Leaves Her 2-Year-Old Son Alone In A Car In Lagos,Then This Happens.Photo by MrCork:
BoneBlogger:
A mother, Mrs Olaore Yetunde, a resident of Adetoro Adelaja street, Magodo, Lagos, on May 24, 2018, put her 2-year-old son in harms way by leaving him alone in the car while she dashed into her apartment situate in the aforementioned address to pick up an item.

According to the findings of the police team that visited the scene, Mrs Olaore drove her Hyundai 4-wheel-drive SUV with registration number AAA 507 DE into her compound at Adetoro Adelaja street, Magodo. She left her son in the car and hurriedly went inside her apartment to pick up an item without properly bringing the car to a halt with the handbrake.
The result was that before she could come back to the car, it had drifted out through one side of the gate that was left open after she drove inside. The car further drifted across the road and slide off the main road into a 20 feet gully with the bottom of the car facing up after it somersaulted severally.

The infant who sustained injuries in the head and the arm was rescued by the Command Rapid Response Squad patrol team stationed near the scene of incident.

The child was instantly rushed to an undisclosed hospital for a first aid from where he was referred to another hospital in Ikeja for a comprehensive treatment.

The Commissioner of Police, Lagos State, CP Imohimi Edgal advised parents to draw lessons from the unfortunate incident and never leave their little children all by themselves in their cars. The CP reiterated that negligent parents would be prosecuted in accordance with relevant laws.

SP Chike Oti
Police Public Relations Officer,
Lagos State Police Command.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/05/baby-boy-in-near-death-situation-over-mothers-carelessness.html
....didnt the son have driver licence? angry
Romance › Re: It Is Unnatural To Be Gay, No One Is Born That Way by MrCork: 2:22pm On May 25, 2018
mhisbliss:
Are you okay bruh? grin
..Bro so u also soppot gay people. .correct? angry
Romance › Re: It Is Unnatural To Be Gay, No One Is Born That Way by MrCork: 2:06pm On May 25, 2018
mhisbliss:
I dont recall calling anyone gay
...read yor last post...YES YOU DIDO! !.
Why are u tryna cuss trouble on nairaland? ....are u lightskin? ((SMH))
angry
Romance › Re: It Is Unnatural To Be Gay, No One Is Born That Way by MrCork: 12:29pm On May 25, 2018
mhisbliss:
hear me say what? undecided
...you calling people gay...and then u calling him gay juds cozzz he look gay. .correct?...how could u. Not nice! undecided
Romance › Re: It Is Unnatural To Be Gay, No One Is Born That Way by MrCork: 12:14pm On May 25, 2018
mhisbliss:
I came across a thread where a guy claimed he discovered his sister is a lesbian, some of the comments on that thread got me annoyed and amused, most of the comments were "She's born that way, its natural" i know that this comment is influenced by the western world but we're not like them, we have norms, culture and a way of life, and we're supposed to be who we are.

Theres no evidence anywhere to prove that homosexuality is natural, it cannot be genetically or biologically defined, theres no gene responsible for homosexuality, and nothing about the human anatomy suggests homosexuality is natural, if you examine the male and female sex organ you'd know that it is designed to complement each other, and to reproduce, both needs to work together, therefore by design, we're supposed to be heterosexual not homosexual,

Our culture frowns at it, it is clearly unafrican, abnormal and every religion frowns at it, including christianity
Romans 1:26–27 follows this same reasoning. Paul says that men abandoned the natural sexual function of women and engaged in unnatural sex with men. His words make it clear that homosexual behavior is unnatural because it is a rejection of God’s design for sex. Homosexual desire, then, would also be unnatural for the same reason: it drives people to abandon the natural design and function of human sexuality.

No one is born gay, its a psychological and societal problem and it needs to be curtailed as soon as it is discovered.
...bro...u better don't let Falconey hear u say that!! undecided
Romance › Re: Free Profesional Romance Advise For All: Men & Women! by MrCork(op): 11:54am On May 25, 2018
Oyindidi:
Yes o, a proud mother
angry
Romance › Re: Can You Date Muslim Chicks? by MrCork(op): 11:31am On May 25, 2018
zealot4me:
Even if i were to post a picture to support my statement I still wouldn’t need ur validation..
^^^this one is a Christian ..and shes lightskin ....yaaaaay!! cheesy
Romance › Re: Free Profesional Romance Advise For All: Men & Women! by MrCork(op): 10:14am On May 25, 2018
adetoroamos:
nope... I don't do Nairaland girls, they like to form too much unless if u can brag like airforce1 or be showing fake life here that's what tease them, I am real I don't do such and Oyindidi don get pikin naw
...great news Bro. ..Oyindidi juss text me to let u no she's single & ready to mingle. ..but she said I should tell u she will never enter bus..she also ask to ask u if u have a job & nice car? smiley
Romance › Re: Pls Help Me by MrCork: 11:39pm On May 24, 2018
Stellamariss:
Pls I need serious help from u guys.... I have not paid my school fees and the deadline is on 28 of this month. if I did not pay it that means I won't take the exam. Pls help a sister, God will bless you
....u wan to pay for school fees or u want to buy new wig? angry
Romance › Re: Free Profesional Romance Advise For All: Men & Women! by MrCork(op): 8:44pm On May 24, 2018
KillaBeauty:
But I’m not a lesssssssssssban
...what's wrong with lessssssssbians. ...don't u realise all men love lesssssssbians?.. Of course I would like to see u and Oyindidi make up or u and Hisduchess make up.. men love lessssbianssss!!! wink
Romance › Re: Free Profesional Romance Advise For All: Men & Women! by MrCork(op): 8:31pm On May 24, 2018
Twoclans:
Mr cork do guys love it when a lady sucks on their balls angry
....no...u will need to suck the dik and the balls together with tomato ketchup. ....that's what we love!! smiley
Romance › Re: Free Profesional Romance Advise For All: Men & Women! by MrCork(op): 8:29pm On May 24, 2018
KillaBeauty:
Mrcork a well known crackhead on Nairaland called *Nofav0rs* keeps on shaming me. How do I stop this? embarassed
.... Nofav0rs?..... well known? ...never heard of her. Who is she?....I suspect she wants u undecided
Celebrities › Re: Bovi: 'Remaining Heaven And Hell For Davido To Perform’ by MrCork: 5:12pm On May 24, 2018
Hisduchess:
iPhone 6s for that price?
unku I get new unused iPhone 5s wey I wan sell but nobody even gree buy am for 55k sef.so review that price cos the main iPhone now nah 8 and x inugo.daalu
.^^^where is this village girl sef....where she at? angry
Romance › Re: Free Profesional Romance Advise For All: Men & Women! by MrCork(op): 3:16pm On May 24, 2018
jizzus:
Wawuuuu Corky actually gave a real advice lipsrsealed
...thanks dude...u need romance advice? wink
Romance › Re: Free Profesional Romance Advise For All: Men & Women! by MrCork(op): 3:14pm On May 24, 2018
rebirthforgoody:
Who nairaland guys help?abeg I don't need a woman in a male moniker
...what?..are u tryina say Oyindidi is a lessserbian who sometimes pretend to be male on nairaland? ...how could u...please don't let her see yor post! ! undecided
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Education › Re: Lady With Severe Autism Who Can't Speak Graduates (Photos) by MrCork: 1:37pm On May 24, 2018
Bhelamblog:
Suffering from Severe Autism which makes her unable to speak, This beautiful lady has put an unending joy in the faces of her family as she finally graduated from High School, Her sister who shared the photos said no one believed she would make it, but she kept on pushing, congrats to her... see below!

Gossip From Ebiwali--
http://www.ebiwalisgossip.com/2018/05/beautiful-who-cannot-speak-surprises.html
angry
Romance › Re: Free Profesional Romance Advise For All: Men & Women! by MrCork(op): 1:12pm On May 24, 2018
rebirthforgoody:
I don't have any romantic question jare....how are you doing sis
..errmm sweery. .if u don't have romantic question. ...how on earth are u expected to find man on nairaland? ((Shake my head 5 times))) embarassed
Romance › Re: Free Profesional Romance Advise For All: Men & Women! by MrCork(op): 12:19pm On May 24, 2018
KillaBeauty:
But Mrcork isn’t inner beauty the ultimate? It’s better to have a dark skin sweet lady than to have a lightskin lady that’s mean.
.....yor wahala too much....I beggggy. .... goto CHURCH!!!! angry
Romance › Re: Free Profesional Romance Advise For All: Men & Women! by MrCork(op): 12:11pm On May 24, 2018
KillaBeauty:
But I don’t want mechanics and taxi drivers. I want men that have lots of moiney and swag undecided
...try lefulefu....nairaland youngest
Bachelor millionaire (highly recommended)
wink
Celebrities › Re: "Haters Will Say I Didn’t Go To Gym" - Ini Edo (Photos) by MrCork: 11:46am On May 24, 2018
...the chick is ugly...she ain't lightskin angry
Romance › Re: Free Profesional Romance Advise For All: Men & Women! by MrCork(op): 11:43am On May 24, 2018
LivingFree:
I have another problem, I have a man who loves me. Money he has, education he has, respect and captainship he has... but he don't have a driving licence and his swag, is level zero. I don't have a driving licence too so we be foot soldiers grin

How can I manage him, because I must have my baby now lipsrsealed
...sweery ..
Forget swag...love is love

..there was a reason y bus was invented .. CATCH A BUS!!
smiley
Romance › Re: Free Profesional Romance Advise For All: Men & Women! by MrCork(op): 11:39am On May 24, 2018
KillaBeauty:
I only became 40% lightskin. Would men manage *40% lightskin chick*?
..if u atracted to taxi drivers..bus conductors and gate man ....YES!!! smiley
Romance › Re: Free Profesional Romance Advise For All: Men & Women! by MrCork(op): 11:32am On May 24, 2018
KillaBeauty:
I’ve tried to bleach my skin but it ain’t workin embarassed
How Can I become lightskin so I can be beauriful because all men only want lightskin chicks
.....SAY WHAT??....sweery if the cream don't work..then u may have to visit yor local witch doctor!!! (no ofeense ) angry

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