₦airaland Forum

vanida6:
some would send u PM like die


abi did I come here to find a man!!

.... Kaiiii.....see lauguage... sweeery pls can i marrrrrry u in July?

comradespade:
Dude loves you gat something for you.... Cus this is getting awkward

...that f*** u talkin about my niggggga....ain't no fagggg...him not me my niggggga.....tha f*** u talking about?

tosin400:
Nigerian girl sends a special shoutout to her amazing dad

....she ain't lightskin...she ain't Nigerian!!!

vanida6:
u re not serious

...kaiiii...honey pls can u help Fabulocity loooooklike u.....help her find Gym to attend....u the kinda wifey material we want on nairaland..not the Fabulocity type!!!(real talk)

vanida6:
uhmmmm

.^^^^^kaiiii.....I don't care if this one spend all my salary.....I will do overtime..dyaaaaaam!!!!

...even sef..all females (single and marrrrrreid) no all guys on nairaland are here to seek punnnnny...I lie?....wot we sayin is begging for punnnnny is Shameful.... asking thou..is fully acceptable!!(Real talk)

Fabulocity:
And I hope you get constipated

...maybe u be happier if I paste the $hit on yorrr head....go away jorrrrr...for god's sake..stop derailing the thread...G0!!!

[quote author=Fabulocity post=57988165]Be nice to me and you have a shance of gettin any

..yorrr replies so borrrrrin...am goin to toilet to quick $hit..laters!?

Tahrah:
How you take know?

...pls kindly fart near Fabulocity,s mouth to keep her quite...we prefffer u to her!!(real talk)

Tahrah:
Mrcork why na?

....u ain't lightskin!!(no oofeense)

Tahrah:
Size of your worm-infested head.

^^^thos monkey is rude....lefelefu....bro pls take this one away for free!

Tahrah:
Mr Cork no vex me ooo,i get ur size.

....size?.. which size?

Tahrah:
[color=#eeeeee]No mind me jare,na the eediot op.[/color]

... sweeery..the good news is no man wants u....be nice n I swaaaaar I will hook u all the way up!!(fat Joe)

Fabulocity:
...did i tell you that i need a husband? with yor head like wheel biro

..00000000oooooo God...leave me alone n gooooooan find hussssssband..jorrr!

Lemmy123:
I met a girl sometime around January in my neighbourhood. We got talking and when I sensed what some guys call 'green light', I moved swiftly into action by asking her out. She agreed, and with the way things are going, I think she falls deeply in love with me by the day; it would be surprising to know that this girl calls me at night and requests that we meet at a rendezvouz, and each time I come, it'd be either she wants to kiss me or she wants me to hold her until hell freezes. It got to a point I began to think that perhaps she wanted sex but couldn't say it outright as that might make her look cheap or something (according to the beliefs of most girls). It's not like am a perfect gentleman though but then I don't want it to look as if I was some sex starved guy that just want to put it in any available hole, as if sex is the sole reason I proposed to her, and at the same time, I don't want to keep shying away for long so she wouldn't think that am the not-man-enough kind of guy. So my question exactly is do I ask her for sex?

Pay!!!

Victornezzar:
Oh my goodness
So if am in romance section
It's 2 be asking galz 4 punny ahbi
I think we don't av 2 buttress dis issus
Ur imagination av gone 2 far
Good day

..truth is all ways bitter.... thanks before admitting the truth!!!(good man)

Victornezzar:
Was in politics section b4 dey started all dis tribal war
I co come here 2 cool off my head

...u dint go to fashion, sport, transport, technology or pet section but Romance section is were u find peace.... correct?....bro we not saying u LYIN but r u one of those Nigeria politician? (No oofensece)

Victornezzar:
Was in politics section b4 dey started all dis tribal war
I co come here 2 cool off my head

...yea we belif u...2pac, Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley, Biggie n Bob Marley are alife!!

alexxo11:
power of the pussy....that isht dangerous than a nuclear weapon!

... women make the world a sweet place
to be in all thou gay people don't like them...am not gonnnnno mention the two known gay guys on nairaland but bro...trusss me...no guy can survive nairaland witout females..that's why guys come here to beg!(true story)

alexxo11:
nothing wrong with asking for pussy....you expect them males to keep murstubating all day?? ...as we say in swahili mwangaza ya stima haiwezi shinda ya jua...

...we agree...it's ok to ask for punnnnny as long as u lower yorrr voice n ask nicely (like gentle man)...my niggggga..the problem is 99.9% of all guys on nairaland enter romance section to beg for punnnnny!!(shameful sad true story)

Fabulocity:
You all ways beggging for punny but you never actually yanshed any female on naira land correct?

....u too borrrrrin...go n find hussssssband jorrr!!(no oofeense)

Victornezzar:
2 read news.....get some information on agriculture
Enjoy d e-war going on here in romance section nd comment.....dats al
Am not like some guys dat do d extraordinary 2 get a gal
Ur title just generalised all of us

...WHY ARE U On NAIRALAND...AND WHY ROMANCE SECTION?...pls don't lie

Victornezzar:
2 read news.....get some information on agriculture
Enjoy d e-war going on here in romance section nd comment.....dats al
Am not like some guys dat do d extraordinary 2 get a gal
Ur title just generalised all of us

..ok..so u sayin u come to nairaland to chase men...not women.. corrrrect?. U don't like women?

Victornezzar:
so ur being here is 2 access d galz ahbi
Issoryt....u even d 1 dat is sexy nd ugly
Baba 4 d galz I hail thee

....why are u on nairaland? ...pls try not to lie..why?

irewoleola:
lol...how do you know i wear glasses!!!??

You should have just used some guys...instead of taggin the whole man clan

....80% of nairaland girls are sexxxxy...10% are ugly thou but still last month opinion poll confirm all guys come here to beg for punnnnny..... punnnnny much easier to get from nairaland if u beg(real talk my niggggga)

irewoleola:
I have not seen any guy begging for peyyonze here though or my guys have you seen?

..bro...please replace yorrr glasses....login after 5pm and u will see them!!(no oofeense)

irewoleola:
lol....but you said 'guys' now. Abi you want to deny your gender kus of a post??

..sweeeery..requestin for punnnnny is different from askin for punnnnny..... question
..did I ask u for punnnnny?

Tahrah:
[color=#dddddd]Op is also guilty[/color]

...did I ask u for punnnnny??((GOAT))...no oofeense!!

..But why do all guys come to nairaland to beg for punnnnny?......beg..beg..beg..is this a normal behaviour? (Pls advice but pls don't lie!!)

Honesty007:
As i am typing this ,i feel so sad & i feel like crying but it is a form of relief to men and victory would it be to men if they can overcome the nature of women ie DECEITFULNESS!
ANY MAN THAT CAN OVERCOME THIS NATURE IS FREE FROM SLAVERY AND SERVITUDE TO WOMEN!
FOR WOMEN,WETHER THEY ARE FEMINNISTS,LESBIANS,BREADWINNERS,MARRIED,OR SINGLE,IN THEIR TEENS OR INFANTHOOD,THIS NATURE OF DECIET IS IN EVERYONE OF THEM AND IT AFFECTS THEM IN ANY RELATIONSHIP OF ANY KIND!
CHARACTERISTICS OF DECEIT ARE AS FOLLOWS
1)SAYING THINGS TO MEN WITHOUT BEING COMMITTED TO DOING THEM
2)DOING DIFFERENT THINGS AFTER AGREEING WITH A MAN AND NOW GIVING FLIMSY EXCUSES
3)WITHOLDING SECRETS THAT MUST NOT BE KEPT FROM A MAN.SECRETS THAT CAN DESTROY A RELATIONSHIP.IE THEIR PAST,OR EX,OR CURRENT BF OR THEIR FIRST LOVE.
4)CONFESSING 4/10 OF THEIR PROBLEMS SO AS TO KEEP A MAN WORKING.
5)TURNING MEN INTO DOGS JUST TO PROVE IF THE MAN LOVES THEM
6)CREATING SOMETHING THAT NEVER EXISTS WITH THEIR ACTION JUST TO MAKE A MAN SUCCUMB TO THEM.

....ONILA....U AGAIN!!!!

professorfal:
Wait those two niggaz dey fight for who fine pass?

^^^^ lonely Gay comedian!

Safiaa:
Shut up. Foolish tin. Would you be alive, if it wasn't for the vagina. You should've been buried before you were born.

...huh?...pls wot is vargina?