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RomanceRe: Romance Section Complain Thread For Complainers. by MrCork(op): 8:24pm On Jul 09, 2017
Safiaa:
Some delusional people ^ up there. You don't deserve a mention from me. God deliever them from stupidity ijn. Amen.
...ok...madam..we juss received complain that u stalk people on nairaland cozzzz u like attention......we don't tolerate stalkin n haraaaasment of men on nairaland so pls calm down n try and act like lady..white women do not behave like that.(no oofeense)
..cheers!
undecided
RomanceRe: Romance Section Complain Thread For Complainers. by MrCork(op): 8:12pm On Jul 09, 2017
assfreaky:
girls that don't have yansh, is those ones girls? Ban all of them abeg. and leave the ones with big yansh.
..son..pls show matureity..cheers! angry
RomanceRe: Romance Section Complain Thread For Complainers. by MrCork(op): 8:10pm On Jul 09, 2017
Diporlivo:
am being stalked by Inanna.... why I don't know
Innana?.. that Indian babe?....bro she a known trouble maker...don't worry, we will give her 3 more warning b4 her 6 Month ban!! angry
RomanceRe: Romance Section Complain Thread For Complainers. by MrCork(op): 8:09pm On Jul 09, 2017
Papiikush:
is your brain paining you?
She talks me. Patricia should I type slowly?
..calm down son...no need for violense ..we will review your case next month..cheers!! undecided
RomanceRe: Romance Section Complain Thread For Complainers. by MrCork(op): 8:06pm On Jul 09, 2017
VargasVee:
Some frustrated people


They hate the word 'MEN'


undecided undecided
..pls list there names so they can receive 6 month ban! angry
RomanceRe: Romance Section Complain Thread For Complainers. by MrCork(op): 8:05pm On Jul 09, 2017
Papiikush:
I don't like safiaa, she stalks me
...she stalk u or she reject u??....bro pls make up Yor mind and re-message yorr message!!(no oofeense) angry
RomanceRomance Section Complain Thread For Complainers. by MrCork(op): 8:00pm On Jul 09, 2017
...ok...if you have any complains about any babe or guy giving u stress on nairaland,..forward Yor issue here so they can be ban.... but pls use spell check b4 u submit or else u be penalised! angry
CultureRe: Alaafin Of Oyo, Lamidi Adeyemi & His Wives Spotted At An Event [photos] by MrCork: 7:48pm On Jul 09, 2017
sexybbstar:
Oh! I'm not contesting
..na u no... anyways moi like that nyansh & we need to talk!! cheesy
CrimeRe: Man Set Self Ablaze Over Wife’s Infidelity In Delta (photo) by MrCork: 7:38pm On Jul 09, 2017
Jacksparr0w1207:
your head is not correct
....I am not Gay....tty another guy!!
CrimeRe: Man Set Self Ablaze Over Wife’s Infidelity In Delta (photo) by MrCork: 7:07pm On Jul 09, 2017
Jacksparr0w1207:
stalker
^^^ gay man finaly shows up
CrimeRe: Man Set Self Ablaze Over Wife’s Infidelity In Delta (photo) by MrCork: 7:01pm On Jul 09, 2017
Inanna:
Lol the man is such a pussie!
... ladies do not swaaaaar (u bush saclamatic villagers girl) .. white ladies do not talk like that.

..anyways are u lightskin an pliss do u have nyansh sef?? .. be nice !
undecided
CultureRe: Alaafin Of Oyo, Lamidi Adeyemi & His Wives Spotted At An Event [photos] by MrCork: 6:57pm On Jul 09, 2017
sexybbstar:
U don start again.
..kaiiii...but don't worrrry...I will make sure u win next miss nairaland! wink
RomanceRe: Can A Woman Truly Do Without A Man? by MrCork: 6:55pm On Jul 09, 2017
Toks2008:
Can a lady really do without a man?

Many ladies are quick to use the words "I don't need a man in my life" but I see this an a funny statement cos every woman in the real sense needs a woman and visavis.

Even lesbians sometimes need a man to do some manly things in the house considered too hectic or complicated for a woman and those who are single yet claim not to need a man ends up having male friends and sometimes have a male sex mate somewhere.

But maybe I'm still ignorant of some facts so I would like to read more views from nairalanders. .

Can a woman truly do without a man?
.
...bro their wazzz a reason y vibrator wazz invented... YES!!!((no oofeense) angry
CultureRe: Alaafin Of Oyo, Lamidi Adeyemi & His Wives Spotted At An Event [photos] by MrCork: 6:52pm On Jul 09, 2017
sexybbstar:
U don start again.
...kaiiii..plis plis plis plis plis...can I bite on gently!! cheesy
CultureRe: Alaafin Of Oyo, Lamidi Adeyemi & His Wives Spotted At An Event [photos] by MrCork: 6:43pm On Jul 09, 2017
sexybbstar:
This man Sha, I hope he's satisfying them in the other room because they dare not do it elsewhere.


Instant death is the penalty.
^^^^kaiii...see nyansh!!!! cheesy
RomanceRe: I Prefer Loose Pussy To Tight Pussy by MrCork: 6:00pm On Jul 09, 2017
Badbae:
There over 50,000 thoughts in a man mind per day, and there are over 7 billion people in this world. over Seven continent.


What makes you so sure that any person gives a F*** abt u and what you want?
... STORY.. madam..r u losses, tight, fitted or lightskin?? ..plis advice! undecided
HealthRe: Smelling Urine Help Needed by MrCork: 5:56pm On Jul 09, 2017
Inanna:
Does Nairaland look like a hospital? It's most likely an infection, possibly UTI. Seek medical help.
....madam..go away nah....u ain't lightskin an we don't want u on nairaland.....u gold digggger...away go pliss!!(no oofeense) angry
Foreign AffairsRe: Another London Attack: Muslims Killed by MrCork: 2:36pm On Jul 09, 2017
Inanna:
[color=Teal]Can you seriously keep off my mentions, cork? I don't like you either.[/color]
...hangon sweeery...am from London pekam...u never beeeento London which technically mean am yorrrr superior...I drive Range rover spot n I have Moiney...we don't like yorrr type on nairaland n you stand NO shance of finding man on nairaland!!!(real talk)...u ain't even lightskin!!!!(no oofeense) angry
Foreign AffairsRe: Another London Attack: Muslims Killed by MrCork: 1:33pm On Jul 09, 2017
kiss
Inanna:
Okay let me correct some wrong notions. I am not an e-detective, I do not spend so much time on the romance section, I didn't get banned- I have different accounts for different purposes. And I do not go around sniffing out people's alternates, no fvcking time for that. I just noticed some similarities between this account and the one I have in mind and I decided to voice it out. If it were another user, I wouldn't have given a hoot.
But since you say you're not the one, I'll leave it like that. It makes so much sense though as you wouldn't make yourself so obvious. And if you're indeed not who I have in mind, you're really a smart ass. You had me fooled.
...we don't like u angry
RomanceRe: Kingtblakhoc And His Actresses Pose In Lekki Flood (Photos) by MrCork: 10:10am On Jul 09, 2017
dingbang:
Tufiaaaa..... Worthless ladies everywhere
.angry man....u don't like booooobsi? (No oofensece) undecided
RomanceRe: How Many Times Do You Masturbate Every Week ? by MrCork: 4:49am On Jul 09, 2017
igborubausa:
and what kind of pose do you prefer ? do you sit or lie down or stand ? by right hand , left one, or both together ? how fast is the motion ? where do you mostly do it ? how soon will the sperm come out ?

boys, now I am giving you a chance to booooost yourself .

we ladies, do have strong curiosity to know something of you. and I being a white woman, have more curiosity to check how is the situation in your crotches.
... nigerian women dyammmm stingy a wit there punnnnny...thats y black masssstubate only 4 times a day!!!(true story) angry
RomanceRe: Advice Needed by MrCork: 4:44am On Jul 09, 2017
debspauly:
so you still exist ..hmmm...thought the devil had eaten your cork.
....the good news is I wud like to mate with u....the bad news thou, u will have to wait yorrrr turn..THANK ME LATER!! wink
RomanceRe: Lightskin Females Better Wifey Material!!! ((official)) by MrCork(op): 3:23pm On Jul 08, 2017
.. Beyansi(lightskin)... greatest wifey material known to man....she makes other female loooooklike toilet roll!!(real talk) cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Tboss Is Hot, Bassey Is Dapper & Gifty Is Glam At #Alterego Movie Premiere by MrCork: 3:20pm On Jul 08, 2017
Getintouch2004:
Beautiful ladies indeed. As e de pain you like this, are you an old hag olosho slay queen huh

Is ask i ask ooo, ok bye.
..bro.. inanna is a known crackhead. O. Nairaland....she all ways makin trouble! angry
CelebritiesRe: Tboss Is Hot, Bassey Is Dapper & Gifty Is Glam At #Alterego Movie Premiere by MrCork: 3:19pm On Jul 08, 2017
Inanna:
I just looked at your picture and I shît you not, you're about twice my age. You're too old to be making theses sort of crass comments on Nairaland. Don't you have grandkids to play with??
....will u growwwweup n give Gentintouch2004 some punnnnny gaddddemmit.... carrrrryon wit this atitude and u stand no shance finding man on nairaland!!(real talk) undecided
HealthRe: List Of 5 Drug Rehabilitation Centers In Lagos And Abuja Nigeria. by MrCork: 10:52pm On Jul 07, 2017
Inanna:
[color=Teal]You mean the rehab centers where the security personnel buys hard drugs for the patients?[/color]
..^^^^ angry black woman...an then she complains she can't find man on nairaland!! (Shame) undecided
RomanceRe: Why Are Nigerian Girls Called HOES? by MrCork: 8:38pm On Jul 07, 2017
kinginvagina:
This has become a norm in Nigeria today like in america they call their girls bitch_. It has now become an everyday thing you see guys instead of using the word "lady or girl" they'll use HOE. why?

lalasticlala
Dominique
mynd44
....great thread bro......are we related??

... anyways they not HOE......they call them gold digger (real talk)
wink
RomanceRe: How To Talk To Lightskin Females....the Technique!!! by MrCork(op): 7:52pm On Jul 07, 2017
Inanna:
[color=Teal]Even trolls play the feminist card when they are offended by the truth or see a comment they don't like. Where did you ever see me describe myself as a feminist? I shouldn't even be having any conversation with you. Boy, bye![/color]
... clearly u ain't gotttta man.. ...u can't have me...carrrrryon wot this atitude n u will never find man on nairaland romance section!!(real talk) undecided
RomanceRe: How To Talk To Lightskin Females....the Technique!!! by MrCork(op): 7:34pm On Jul 07, 2017
Inanna:
[color=Blue]What a dismal attempt at trolling.[/color]
... change yorrr color if u want us to chase u!!(real talk) angry
RomanceRe: How To Talk To Lightskin Females....the Technique!!! by MrCork(op): 7:32pm On Jul 07, 2017
Inanna:
[color=Blue]What a dismal attempt at trolling.[/color]
^^^^angry dakkkkskin femmminist....they all ways hate threads about lightskin females!!(Shame) undecided
RomanceRe: How To Talk To Lightskin Females....the Technique!!! by MrCork(op): 3:41pm On Jul 07, 2017
Jaynom:
Lmao. Black girls rock!!!
...ok..yorrr girlfriend is dakkkkskin... correct?. Bro r u a mechanic or u work has a mechanic?(no oofeense) angry
RomanceHow To Talk To Lightskin Females....the Technique!!! by MrCork(op): 3:30pm On Jul 07, 2017
..99% of guys on nairaland don't have Moiney or cars n still leave with there daddy's n mummies. .the good news thou,I shall teach u the techniks to catch babes (married or single) so yorrr life can improve:


Step 1
All ways wear bright shirts like light yellow,light green,light red or light pink.... lightskin females r attracted to light color!! (True story) wink

Step 2
English is not u people s language there in Nigeria,but in London,it's our language..innnnit...this means u must approach lightskin females wit London queens English...not pigeon English!!(no oofeense) angry

Step 3
If u can't afford a car,jusss tell her someone stole yorrr last car n u waiting for insurance!!(big man talk) wink

Step 4
If u have no swaggga..juss tell her u s friend of Mr cork & we all ways roll out together in my range rover spot every u come to London(chicks love range)...truss me!! smiley


Step 5
All ways tell lightskin females u will take them to restaurants..5 minutes within the conversation....this makes u sound romantic!!



Guys....THANK ME LATER!! wink




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