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Romance › Re: LMAO!! Look What Was Spotted In This Lady’s Handbag. (photo) by MrCork: 6:25pm On Dec 14, 2016

Choiszman:
Nawa oh! They even carry it to occasions now or what?! Look how it standing boldly in the bag with a tissue paper by its side…

Someburri shuu come and carri their mummy, mbok!

Anyway, Body no be firewood hehe...

Copied from PalmChat App

..is she Nigerian? angry

Christianity Etc › Re: Uyo Church Collapse: This Is How I Lost My Only Sister - Photos by MrCork: 6:20pm On Dec 14, 2016

Fourwinds:
nonsense....child grow up... and appreciate d size of ur te...sticles

.STOP DERAILING THE THREAD...bro isssssit my fault you never dated light skin female? ..or make? undecided

Christianity Etc › Re: Uyo Church Collapse: This Is How I Lost My Only Sister - Photos by MrCork: 6:08pm On Dec 14, 2016

Fourwinds:
can u see d reason y u need to go to d market and purchase "Common Sense"

son..am in London, I have Moiney(pound sterlin)....you in Nigeria, you hav nada. ..who needs help..You!! (No ofennse) angry

Christianity Etc › Re: Uyo Church Collapse: This Is How I Lost My Only Sister - Photos by MrCork: 5:36pm On Dec 14, 2016

Fourwinds:
when will u purchase ur "Common Sense"?

...ok..so for babe to be lightskin is common sense?..right?..bro hav you ever dated light skin chicks in your life...be honest? undecided

Autos › Re: Check Out The 2017 Honda City.. by MrCork: 4:13pm On Dec 14, 2016

nwosu35:
Mr. Lie

Lie

..ermm son..am from London.. have you beento London? ..from your name..I ront tink so!! (No oofense) angry

Autos › Re: Check Out The 2017 Honda City.. by MrCork: 4:10pm On Dec 14, 2016

AutoJoshNG:
Check out the 2017 Honda City is here..

It will be released soon with a few changes. According to Honda, it is expected to be in the market at the beginning of next year.

The City is an important model line to Honda as it competes with Toyota Yaris, Hyundai Verna etc. So, we expect reasonable improvements in the exterior and interior designs as well as its features.

2017 Honda City Specifications

Engine: 1.5-litre iVTEC Petrol
Power: 118 horsepower
Torque: 110 pound feet
Transmission: 6-Speed Manual and CVT/6-Speed Manual
0-60 mph: 10 seconds
Fuel Capacity: 40 Litres
Boot Space: 510 litres
Airbags: Yes
ABS: Yes

2017 Honda City Features

Bolder Front Grille
New Front Bumper
New Rear Bumper
Projector Headlights
LED Daytime Running Lights (DRLs)
Civic-like Wrap-around taillamps
New Boot Lid
Automatic Climate Control
Front and Rear AC Vents
Eight Speakers
CD/Aux-in/Bluetooth Compatibility
Rear Parking Sensors with Camera
Five-inch LCD Display
Rear Power Outlets

https://autojosh.com/2017-honda-city/

..rubbbbbish...I drive a £28,000 (cash) Range Rover spot!! angry

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Romance › Re: 10 Igbo Female Names I Love The Most (No Yorooba shud Enter Here pls) by MrCork: 3:38pm On Dec 14, 2016

durentsneh:
dont be stupid. We have english names nd tribe names. And pls it amarachi not amatarachira.

..really...ok so amararachicaca is a English name there in Nigeria..abo?...and then you complain they don't Giv you people visa..I GIVE UP!! (no oofense) undecided

Romance › Re: Why Are Men So Deceitful by MrCork: 3:14pm On Dec 14, 2016

jasmineee:
i just can not comprehend why men can be so deceitful and liars. i am seriously tired of being lied to. it's disappointing. i feel like a fool. i pray that 2016 is my last yr of lies and deceit in my life. how many other ladies can relate with me pls?

..sweeeery don't worry I never lie to you....can we discuss marrage? wink

Romance › Re: Why Are Men So Deceitful by MrCork: 3:13pm On Dec 14, 2016

jasmineee:
i just can not comprehend why men can be so deceitful and liars. i am seriously tired of being lied to. it's disappointing. i feel like a fool. i pray that 2016 is my last yr of lies and deceit in my life. how many other ladies can relate with me pls?

Romance › Re: Most Handsome Guy In Nairaland by MrCork: 2:32pm On Dec 14, 2016

firstclassmumu:
it's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it

..STOP DERAILING YOR DUMB THREAD!! undecided

Romance › Re: Most Handsome Guy In Nairaland by MrCork: 2:01pm On Dec 14, 2016

firstclassmumu:
I wasn't born with enough middle finger to let you know how I feel about you

..born ugly is not a bad thing my nigggggga....be proud...ypu were flower shirt like women an you expert us to take you serioious undecided

Christianity Etc › Re: Uyo Church Collapse: This Is How I Lost My Only Sister - Photos by MrCork: 1:56pm On Dec 14, 2016

worworgirl:
Papacork, you need a nap

with you?

Christianity Etc › Re: Uyo Church Collapse: This Is How I Lost My Only Sister - Photos by MrCork: 1:49pm On Dec 14, 2016

worworgirl:
Old man rest jare

..sweet hat..come backkkand talk to me when you change color..are you lightskin mennn(no oofensse) angry

Romance › Re: When Was Your First Kiss by MrCork: 1:29pm On Dec 14, 2016

brandydaniells:
The cop intervened when I slapped a guy possibly gay... Who out of joy kissed me...
cos Madrid won the cup

The cop sent me out of D stadium
... Cos of the little commotion I caused... On our way out he called me a black nigger monkey..... Hope ur bird brain comprehends now.... Ewu Zambia

..son don't worrrrry...plenty of men waiting to kiss you in Nigeria prison! (True story) undecided

Romance › Re: When Was Your First Kiss by MrCork: 1:26pm On Dec 14, 2016

brandydaniells:
I can see you don't comprehend English narrative s

...my niggggga..if kisssssin man make you happier then kisses man....14years prison await you back in Nigeria and you will chop beans! !(real talk) angry

Romance › Re: Most Handsome Guy In Nairaland by MrCork: 1:05pm On Dec 14, 2016

firstclassmumu:
roses are red,violets are blue,i have 5 fingers,the 3rd one is for you

bro the good news is you not the ugliest creature on nairaland..so.you should be happy(no oofense) undecided

Romance › Re: Most Handsome Guy In Nairaland by MrCork: 12:48pm On Dec 14, 2016

firstclassmumu:
me ugly? Is something wrong with your brain?

..so you say in you not ugly..correct?.. BUY A MIRROR...thank me later!! undecided

Christianity Etc › Re: Uyo Church Collapse: This Is How I Lost My Only Sister - Photos by MrCork: 12:29pm On Dec 14, 2016

she ain't lightskin angry

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Romance › Re: Cutest Kwara State Corper by MrCork: 12:27pm On Dec 14, 2016

StarBukola:
ain't they dashing? am included incase of bad belle people

do you need eye drop? (No ofeense) undecided

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Romance › Re: Cutest Kwara State Corper by MrCork: 12:26pm On Dec 14, 2016

StarBukola:
ain't they dashing? am included incase of bad belle people

Romance › Re: Most Handsome Guy In Nairaland by MrCork: 12:23pm On Dec 14, 2016

firstclassmumu:
go and learn how to spell

be serrrios..so are you say in you not really ugly? 4real? undecided

Christianity Etc › Re: Uyo Church Collapse: This Is How I Lost My Only Sister - Photos by MrCork: 12:21pm On Dec 14, 2016

coollabman:
don't you have respect for the dead?!

...which dead?...ok..so you sayin shes lightskin..abi?. undecided

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Christianity Etc › Re: Uyo Church Collapse: This Is How I Lost My Only Sister - Photos by MrCork: 12:19pm On Dec 14, 2016

Ishilove:
Not cool. Please know when to draw a line.

^^^^kaiiiii....the most beauuuuurriful curvy nairalander ever....and guess wot. ...she's lightskin cheesy

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Christianity Etc › Re: Uyo Church Collapse: This Is How I Lost My Only Sister - Photos by MrCork: 12:17pm On Dec 14, 2016

olofunmi:
Remove the dirt in your eye and check the picture again. Some jokes are actually unnecessary.

...so you say in she's light skin...correct?...do you homebase people were glasses? (No oofense) undecided

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Romance › Re: Most Handsome Guy In Nairaland by MrCork: 11:42am On Dec 14, 2016

ellacute45:
Your moniker says it all

...sweerrrry why you talking to ugly things. ...I don't like my women talking to ugly things angry

Romance › Re: Most Handsome Guy In Nairaland by MrCork: 11:40am On Dec 14, 2016

firstclassmumu:
start from the back

..ok we refuse to belieff you the ugliest thing from nairaland!! (No oofense) angry

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Romance › Re: Hot Game (Romancelanders Lets Have Fun) by MrCork: 11:38am On Dec 14, 2016

lola024:
Some Guys ruin it the other time.... Please let's keep at it..... Please don't encourage failure... Thanks for ur understanding.

We start at 50.

If the next person to post is a guy, he'll take away two.

If the next person to post is a girl, she'll add two.

If we reach 0, guys win.

If we reach 100, girls win.

You can NOT double post or subtract/add more than two points at a time.

Only me can Quote anybody

Let me start

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...are you lightskin? angry

Romance › Re: Hot Game (Romancelanders Lets Have Fun) by MrCork: 11:36am On Dec 14, 2016

lola024:
Some Guys ruin it the other time.... Please let's keep at it..... Please don't encourage failure... Thanks for ur understanding.

We start at 50.

If the next person to post is a guy, he'll take away two.

If the next person to post is a girl, she'll add two.

If we reach 0, guys win.

If we reach 100, girls win.

You can NOT double post or subtract/add more than two points at a time.

Only me can Quote anybody

Let me start

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Christianity Etc › Re: Uyo Church Collapse: This Is How I Lost My Only Sister - Photos by MrCork: 11:35am On Dec 14, 2016

coollabman:
wetin be your own?!

..is she lightskin? undecided

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Romance › Re: Most Handsome Guy In Nairaland by MrCork: 11:34am On Dec 14, 2016

firstclassmumu:
Seun please warn all this you girls the should stop sending me pm is it a crime for some one to be handsome? I just tired for all this girls. Tufiakwa

..I don't even no we're to start undecided

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Romance › Re: Most Handsome Guy In Nairaland by MrCork: 11:34am On Dec 14, 2016

firstclassmumu:
Seun please warn all this you girls the should stop sending me pm is it a crime for some one to be handsome? I just tired for all this girls. Tufiakwa

Christianity Etc › Re: Uyo Church Collapse: This Is How I Lost My Only Sister - Photos by MrCork: 11:33am On Dec 14, 2016

morereb10:
A Facebook user @Etim Happiness Edem shared these pictures of how Uyo Church collapse has broken his heart by killing her only sister. Is quite unfortunate what happens in the church this days that makes even one wonder if God is still in the church.

I know am not suppose to say so but this guy is really devastated.

RIP Sister

more @ http://www.exlinklodge.com/2016/12/uyo-church-collapse-this-is-how-i-lost.html

..is she light skin? angry

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