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EducationRe: UNN Female Graduate Bags First Class In Law (Photo) by MrCork: 3:35pm On Dec 09, 2016
mployer:
Is this how u write whenever you Want to make sense.
..bro am from London....you never beeento London..if you want Moiney..ask nicely! ! (No oofense) angry
EducationRe: UNN Female Graduate Bags First Class In Law (Photo) by MrCork: 3:20pm On Dec 09, 2016
falconey:
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STOP DERAILING THE THREAD!!!
EducationRe: UNN Female Graduate Bags First Class In Law (Photo) by MrCork: 3:06pm On Dec 09, 2016
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EducationRe: UNN Female Graduate Bags First Class In Law (Photo) by MrCork: 3:01pm On Dec 09, 2016
EducationRe: UNN Female Graduate Bags First Class In Law (Photo) by MrCork: 2:56pm On Dec 09, 2016
EducationRe: UNN Female Graduate Bags First Class In Law (Photo) by MrCork: 2:54pm On Dec 09, 2016
EducationRe: UNN Female Graduate Bags First Class In Law (Photo) by MrCork: 2:53pm On Dec 09, 2016
RomanceRe: LADIES Why Do You Go Into Relationship? ( Mature Ladies Only) by MrCork: 1:26pm On Dec 09, 2016
MrsPhyno:
I'm probably not mature enough for this thread grin

But mostly if the guy is reasonable and he reaallyyyyy wants me. Otherwise I can do without
.ok madam...so you have attttack and behind? smiley
RomanceRe: Mature Ladies Only, Let's Discuss. by MrCork(op): 12:26pm On Dec 09, 2016
...any chicks free to rap? cheesy
RomanceRe: Happy New Month Romancelanders by MrCork: 8:44pm On Dec 08, 2016
Diddyydiva:
That's cool smiley


Welcome back kiss
which cool...so you even hav nyansh sef....show me? undecided
RomanceRe: How To Avoid Gay People. .. by MrCork(op): 8:41pm On Dec 08, 2016
WTF. jusssss saw a guy wearrrrrin ear ring!!! undecided
CelebritiesRe: This Is How Yoruba Movie Industry Keeps Disgracing Nigerians by MrCork: 8:38pm On Dec 08, 2016
kkkashanw:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiAVv0BcOLI

please is this how to act a romance scenehuh
...you never heard of comedy?...edddddoit boy!! (No pofense) undecided
RomanceRe: Whats The Craziest Message You Mistakenly Sent To The Wrong Person? by MrCork: 8:35pm On Dec 08, 2016
superstarDikk:
It happens to most of us, or atleast it will someday. That horror and weird feeling you get when you realise that the sms, or whatsapp message containing crazy and freaky content meant for bae or boo was mistakenly sent to dad or mum or uncle or older brother or even the pastor. Well, it was 2011 and i had this bae i was crazy about. She was so beautiful and drop-dead sexy. I couldn't get enough of her. One day my folks travelled and left me home alone. She came over and we did what grown folks do. When she left, i couldn't stop thinking of her so i decided to text her. I picked up my phone and drafted the most detailed and explicit text i've ever written. I can remember explaining how good it feels when the veins on my D r brushing against the walls of her P, and how i liked the expression on her face when she cums. I sent the sms expecting a naughty reply. when it didn't come, i picked to my to see if it delivered. To my horror, i sent it to my uncle instead of bae. I almost had a heart attack
..you don't have scjkooool homework? (No oofense) angry
RomanceRe: Caught My Neice Staring At Me While I Sleep by MrCork: 8:33pm On Dec 08, 2016
nNEOo:
Pls pack your insults towards someone who cares ok? good.


I was sleeping last night with my cousin sis that came visiting,
At around 10pm we were still awake I sleep late every night (work) so she didn't sleep as well till 1:30 she kept getting up to go and urinate past 2 when I decided to sleep
I lay on the bed trying to sleep, I turned my head toward the door only to see her feeding on my body, I shaked a bit n she flee
Hope she wasn't trying to strangle me while I slept. Am a bit confused right now any advice is OK


Insults should be directed towards the crime section thank u
.WTF??...OK..so your loooookin at under girl when she sleep...correct?..your niece.....are you a peterfile? (SHAME) angry
RomanceRe: Are Nigerian Women The Best Wifey Material From Africa? by MrCork(op): 8:30pm On Dec 08, 2016
drnoel:
Speak for yasef
..ok..so you can marry a Nigerian woman. ..abi?...did you see the opinion poll result

..did you vote?
undecided
RomanceRe: Lagos Street Party!! 3rd - 4th December by MrCork: 9:36am On Dec 08, 2016
DeLioncourt:
Who's going for this?? I hope it's gonna be dope tho.

Cute girls that will be there...buzz me..lets have some good fun cheesy cheesy cheesy

no fat girls please... no guys either... no transgenders or bobriskys...
..but dont you homebase people hav Disco,s in that place....so you wannnto meet your future wife on streets? WTF!! undecided
RomanceRe: Lagos Street Party!! 3rd - 4th December by MrCork: 9:33am On Dec 08, 2016
DeLioncourt:
smh.. E-madness
^^ this one go street parties (shame).np oofense undecided
RomanceRe: Lagos Street Party!! 3rd - 4th December by MrCork: 8:17am On Dec 08, 2016
DeLioncourt:
Who's going for this?? I hope it's gonna be dope tho.

Cute girls that will be there...buzz me..lets have some good fun cheesy cheesy cheesy

no fat girls please... no guys either... no transgenders or bobriskys...
....party in streets??... in that Nigeria place?..bro any one who go don't have class
. (Real talk)
No oofensse)
angry
RomanceRe: Lagos Street Party!! 3rd - 4th December by MrCork: 8:13am On Dec 08, 2016
cheriey:
Nairaland has become a place where pple throw insults at pple...I'm sorry but u won't catch me insulting other pple..that's how classy I am.
...anyways sinse you ask..did I mention I drive £28'000 (cash) Range rover spot an am from Pekam London! !! (((THANK ME LATER)) wink
RomanceRe: Romancelander Pls Help Me by MrCork: 7:44am On Dec 08, 2016
heybel:
huh I had s*x and masturbate everyday

pls help it is normal, cos am nt alway satisfy wit s*x till i masturbate
yes it's normal...they callllitt *self service * wink
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Seems To Be Hiding Something? by MrCork: 1:46am On Dec 08, 2016
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RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Seems To Be Hiding Something? by MrCork: 1:46am On Dec 08, 2016
sirhot:
Okay, I met this new girl at the banking hall, we got talking and then started dating. Few days ago when she visited me, I talked about us going for a test but she seems to give excuses each time I talk about going to the hospital for a test.

At times she gets on the offensive that there's nothing wrong with her that I should stop disturbing her. I think at this point in time that she is hiding something from especially her hiv status, I'm not sure.

But why would a lady reject medical checkup that is free?
she hav priiiiik? (No oofense) undecided
FamilyRe: My Wife Likes Sex Very Rough by MrCork: 1:17am On Dec 08, 2016
mikejones007:
Just got married recently to my fiancee we are currently on honeymoon, before now we never had sex before, my wife is a strong christian. brethren I cant believe what I encountered. We never had sex before while dating. This my wife is a tigress in bed. She hugs me so tightly like her live depends on my John thomas. Uses her fingernails to press my back. At the same time biting my back with her teeth and all. my john thomas is nt small oh.

The way she even does her eyes and vibrates on the bed is something else. It is like she is possessed by a spirit. I find it too aggressive, my whole back with fingernails mark after sex.

I have actively been in 5 different sexual relationship , but have never seen something like this before.

It is just shocking, she is kind of very sensitive so i want to be careful on how i raise it with her.

To the guys in the house have you witnessed something like this?

Am not the aggresive type oh, i like to do it slow and steady with kisses and smoothing.
..wots her number? cheesy
RomanceRe: Lagos Street Party!! 3rd - 4th December by MrCork: 1:03am On Dec 08, 2016
cheriey:
Nairaland has become a place where pple throw insults at pple...I'm sorry but u won't catch me insulting other pple..that's how classy I am.
^^^^altituudes...am then she complain she can't find man on nairaland!! (((SHAME))) undecided

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