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Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 10:37am On May 04, 2016
ZeeAfrica:
Op i have 1 question for u, r u light skinned?
...FUK TO THE MORRRRRRRRAFOKINNNNN NO...HELL NOOOOOOOO!!!..women are sopose to be beauuurifull & lightskin & lightskin guys are Gay... anyways ama **plaYA**... am 6"3, dakskin, useed to be slim but juss put on weight kinda slightly fat, London base (Pekam), single, romantic, carin, drive £28,000(cash) Range rover spot, Bacelor, cute, handsone, gentle, humble, sweet, God Fearing, love women, like big Nyansh, CHurch goin, Chrisstian, dated few chicks on nairaland like Kashybaby from India,cant stand muslim or Gay people, like beaurrrriful feminine lesssbians with femminine voice unlike proffenssssioopnal Nairaland femmmminist lessssbian like Audray or ellacute45 wit deep voices who hate men, Nice loookin, love cooookin, almost rich, have £47,000 left in Savins accant, Very Sporty, Loves GYM, No kids yet,lookin for good baby mama to be, Pekam Gangsta & a GEntleman................. Can u handle that?? smiley
Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 7:41am On May 04, 2016
duchess25:
lol.e pain am ooo. Ehen is better to write pidgin English than this confused language u are writing. BTW u try shaa wasn't expecting much from a mere car washer.if e pain u goan hug transformer.
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...are u light skin?...NOPE!!

..u been London?.... FOK NO!!

u spe k English or are u wifey material?...NOT IN MILLION YEARS!


...u fine?.....JU ST KINDA ORDNNARY!!

..am I a chick magnet?... HELL TO THE MORRRAFOKIN YESS!!

..do I drive £28,000(cash) range rover spot?...DAMM RIGHT

..u want me?...HELL YES!!

...I want u?...NOT IN A TOUSAND YEARS!!


Hope this helps... Goat!!(no oofeinase).
angry
Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 1:47am On May 04, 2016
duchess25:
I think say this guy dey inside kirikiri sef.wetin happen nah.BTW mrcork do u still work with that car washing firm that specializes on washing range rover and its likes.heard u had some ish with d boss so him carry u go kirikiri.pls just clarify me please cos one of una customers dey ask after you.nah so one of ur fellow workers talk.thanks in advance
^^^^^ther u go..edukated ilitarate village girl...they only spek pigioen English!!( no ofeense) undecided
Romance › Re: What Is The Usefulness Of Codeine? by MrCork: 11:28pm On May 03, 2016
naughtynaughty:
mr pekam London pls don't disturb me cos it's obvious ur eye is seeing double
....forst u crate thread sayin u want to drink Viagra..and then in the same thread u say u want to drink spearmmmmm??....what kinda of lady do u call yor sef?...wifey material?...carrrryon like this and u will NEVER find man on nairaland!!!(((( TRUSSS ME))) angry
Romance › Re: Ladies, 8 Signs That Show A Guy Wants Nothing But Sex With You On First Date by MrCork: 11:26pm On May 03, 2016
ButteredBiscuit:
[color=#8ab2e2]°•that's disgusting lipsrsealed
.......goodbye![/color]
...whats disgussstin about *Kondo* standin up?...u dont watch blue film? undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies, 8 Signs That Show A Guy Wants Nothing But Sex With You On First Date by MrCork: 10:54pm On May 03, 2016
ButteredBiscuit:
[color=#8ab2e2]°|Well if you don't remember,I'm safe grin
....Bye[/color]
and plis we want u to put yor sexxxxxy Afro picture bacccckup...i can confess it makes me stand up!! smiley
Romance › Re: Ladies, 8 Signs That Show A Guy Wants Nothing But Sex With You On First Date by MrCork: 10:53pm On May 03, 2016
ButteredBiscuit:
[color=#8ab2e2]Well if you don't remember I'm safe grin
....Bye[/color]
BYE?....arhhhhhhhhhhhha...this is u again....KingCheezyPuff?...but .why do u all ways say BYE everytime I ask u quessstion if u wear thong or G string?...is that a bad question?...how am i sopose to get to no u if i dont ask questions? undecided
Romance › Re: What Is The Usefulness Of Codeine? by MrCork: 10:50pm On May 03, 2016
naughtynaughty:
plsssss comman carry me to ur place, my leg is weak alrdy
...but why do u create thread about drinkin speaaaaarm on nairaland?....is that wot yor life is all about?...driinkin speaaaaarm? ..WTF!!!!!(((SHAME))) undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies, 8 Signs That Show A Guy Wants Nothing But Sex With You On First Date by MrCork: 10:43pm On May 03, 2016
ButteredBiscuit:
[color=#8ab2e2]1) I'm not a feminist
2)I'm not a lesbian
3)You seen my pic an know whatI look like
4)AyamConfidence I found em[/color]
sweeerywei am confuse...serrrriously? which picture?...all we have is Buscuit on yor picture profile...what picture u talkin about? undecided
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by MrCork: 10:36pm On May 03, 2016
..OK REAL TALK....does any one no which of the contestsant have the bigggest Nyansh?...coz that is the person everyone will gonnnnno vote for!!! ((((TRUE STORY)))) angry
Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 10:33pm On May 03, 2016
ellacute45:
atụrụ kedụ ebe ikwu akwụ.. If dem call you GAYbriel you deny ok you Don marry you go vex but if na íshí you go stay offline for nairaland tongue
..STFUareyouG0d....bro plis take ellacute45 away for free..... she will be a good house girl angry
Romance › Re: Ladies, 8 Signs That Show A Guy Wants Nothing But Sex With You On First Date by MrCork: 10:29pm On May 03, 2016
ButteredBiscuit:
[color=#8ab2e2]°No
....why would I huh [/color]
...hangon...sweeeery we are confuse again.... are u that Dakskin femmminist lesssbian educated lady who use to change her name from Queeen Valerie to Queeen Victoria to Queen Cheeezypuff to KingCheezyPuff now to ButteredBiscuit? angry
Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 10:09pm On May 03, 2016
ellacute45:
goodnight go have sex with your wife I know it's shortly past 11 in your dream city



[size=20pt] ^^^^^^GOAT!!![/size] angry

Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 9:58pm On May 03, 2016
ellacute45:
you first called me a lessssbiann.. GAYbriel angry
ok..i apologice for callin u a proud lesssssssbian...proooof to us u nota lesssssssssssbian....can we hav sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx? cheesy
Romance › Re: What Is The Usefulness Of Codeine? by MrCork: 8:58pm On May 03, 2016
naughtynaughty:
mr off key! Whr u c sperm here na? Abi r u jerking off urslf @d moment ? grin
..ther she goes again....so u rather prefffer I jack on yor picture face..abi?...and then u call yor sef a wifey material.. So this are the kinda things u like, for guys to jack on yor picture face?..corrrect..OOOOOOOOOOOO MY GOSH....U r definately not a wifey material but if u happy for me to jack on yor picture face & it makes u happier..I gladly will!(no oofeinse) smiley
Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 8:54pm On May 03, 2016
ellacute45:
check my profile
Darlin we all ready no u a proud lesssbian coz yor profile saays it all....and guess what, we love lessssbians simply becuzz u are female....our only confusion about is are 3 things:

1..... do u nomaly dressssssup like man to chat up females? embarassed

2....which role do u nomaly play: the boy friend or the girl friend? undecided

3...have u change yor looook & do u have mustache or trimmed beard? angry


Please advise?
Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 8:50pm On May 03, 2016
STFUareyouG0d:
but I'm not gay. I'm so straight. I love girls and I don't do men.
Exactly....bro do u no that Ella is actually a proud femminist lesssbian from Germany who beliif that women will dominiate the planet one day and tel men to go and wash plates or baby sit someday...anyways she has strong views about women equality and belifs any guys who chats her up muss be gay...she called me Gay several times but I juss ignore her. How can i be Gay when I already slept wit 17 females on nairaland...15 ther in Nigeria and 2 here from London!!!((TRUE STORY)) undecided
Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 8:46pm On May 03, 2016
ellacute45:
nah I can't like an old fa. like you FACT!!
STFUareyouG0d is intresssted in u & has kindly ask me to ask u nicely to puttop yor preeeeety picture......we need to confirm if u very beaurrriful or juss beaurrriful?......Please respond nicely witout cussssin like market woman...cheers! smiley
Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 8:44pm On May 03, 2016
ellacute45:
nah I can't like an old gay like you FACT!!
STFUareyouG0d..bro Ella jusss called u old Gay gay Man....lol.....dint I warn u that the iliiitrate village girl who claim she from Germany waz very rude and has no mannners? grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: What Is The Usefulness Of Codeine? by MrCork: 8:40pm On May 03, 2016
naughtynaughty:
twale baba #twohandsupforyou pls make us laf small grin


Oh u take codeine too? Same as viagra? Is dat y yhr always saying rubbish here? (No offense )
...You claim u a lady but yet, u say u wannna drink speeeeearm(READ YOR THREAD TOPIC) .....and then u call yor sef a wifey material....wot wifey material drinks speeeeearm spearm in 2016?? (((((((((((((((SHAME)))))))))) undecided
Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 8:38pm On May 03, 2016
STFUareyouG0d:
why is this one bringing her tongue out?
..bro i tink HateU2 wannna **DO** u....i sugggest u make yor move...FASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST!! wink
Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 8:36pm On May 03, 2016
STFUareyouG0d:
bro, I don't mind. I can date anything cheesy
ellacute45 claim she from Germany & shes lightskin........she cant even coook rice.. Truss me, she likes me but I aint intresssssted undecided
Romance › Re: What Is The Usefulness Of Codeine? by MrCork: 8:31pm On May 03, 2016
HateU2:
sharap undecided
U don't want us to describe 'that thing' abi undecided
Naughtynaughty,coman see dis guy oo.
putttop your picture....i want to seee if u r preeety? undecided
Romance › Re: What Is The Usefulness Of Codeine? by MrCork: 8:30pm On May 03, 2016
naughtynaughty:
They say it makes u slow? How pls? As in it makes u start walking in slow motion? Cos am thinking of testing it one day o :-/ :-/
arrrrrha.....ok so u want to drink Viagra to make u slow......corrrect?...sweeery are u ok in the head? (no ofeinse) undecided
Romance › Re: What Is The Usefulness Of Codeine? by MrCork: 8:29pm On May 03, 2016
naughtynaughty:
*adjustingMyBraHand* Whr is that rugged guy nah cheesy


Gist me abt u no rexking nah, sheybi u Ned him was doing midnight call extralcool that tym cool

Mrcork whr @ thou
.. WHAT??....i owe u moiney?....why u callin my name nah? angry
Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 8:26pm On May 03, 2016
ellacute45:
all of a sudden you wanna cover up your shame.. Been wondering the kind of person that will have the time to quote people like crazy till ishi exposed you... I don't need sugar daddy naaaa is it by force angry get the fvck off my Mentions
...pls calm down ellacute45 ..ladies do not swaaaar or else I will give u away for free.......STFUareyouG0d..bro do u want her? undecided
Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 8:18pm On May 03, 2016
ellacute45:
the length of your kondo
ellacute45 I respek u as a strong leeeesbian coz of yor belif that u are still beaurrriful and should contest for Misss nairaland....The only problem we confuse about is will u dresssssup & loooklike proper female?....proper females like Layla, Refiner, vizkiz, Onstelly, Kashybaby, Prettythicksme,Cutehector, firstEVA, Yorubawoman, naughtynaughty or worst of all, Hate2u? undecided
Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 8:12pm On May 03, 2016
HateU2:
Start ur hunger strike now biko till next year cheesy
That will make me happy
Mr pekam london
Sweeery we herd u wannna contest for Miss Nairaland next year...abi?....so u tink non Nigerians cant contest for Miss nairaland?...corrrect?.... .Dont u people have yor own Nairaland ther in Ghana....like Ghananaland or somtin? undecided
Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 8:07pm On May 03, 2016
ellacute45:
am from Germany too stop fooling around undecided
Yea right...we belif u...Whats the Capital of Germany?? undecided
Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 8:05pm On May 03, 2016
STFUareyouG0d:
flawlessrebirth has changed her skin colour and she's almost as fine as refiner now cheesy cheesy

Hateu2 is too stubborn. She won't go gym to burn fat. I don't think she will even get boyfriend here on NL. She even want to contest for next miss Nairaland. Can you imagine?
FLawlessRebirth took that picture under florisent light....she aint lightskin..... ..I swaaaaaaar if that Grankamirokonist chick contest next year....we are gooooin on Hunger strike!!! angry
Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 7:57pm On May 03, 2016
ellacute45:
agbaya keep fooling around
...Google trannslate pliss.....ENGLISH PLISS....am from London, gademmmit...Anyways, the good news for u is that I used to Love fat women back in the day and as of now, I love BBW (Big Beaurrrriful WOmen) like u, so plis plis plis calm dowm...There is no need to be agresssive.. no be by force...I like u! undecided
Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 7:54pm On May 03, 2016
layla129:
Lool, You ehnn... Aproko will not finish you
...but why didnt u contest for Miss Nairaland when u clearly preeeetier than 99% of all of them.....all thou I muss confess Refiner, Kashybaby....ermmm maybe Onstelly could kinda block the show...they are preety smiley

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