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ZeeAfrica:...FUK TO THE MORRRRRRRRAFOKINNNNN NO...HELL NOOOOOOOO!!!..women are sopose to be beauuurifull & lightskin & lightskin guys are Gay... anyways ama **plaYA**... am 6"3, dakskin, useed to be slim but juss put on weight kinda slightly fat, London base (Pekam), single, romantic, carin, drive £28,000(cash) Range rover spot, Bacelor, cute, handsone, gentle, humble, sweet, God Fearing, love women, like big Nyansh, CHurch goin, Chrisstian, dated few chicks on nairaland like Kashybaby from India,cant stand muslim or Gay people, like beaurrrriful feminine lesssbians with femminine voice unlike proffenssssioopnal Nairaland femmmminist lessssbian like Audray or ellacute45 wit deep voices who hate men, Nice loookin, love cooookin, almost rich, have £47,000 left in Savins accant, Very Sporty, Loves GYM, No kids yet,lookin for good baby mama to be, Pekam Gangsta & a GEntleman................. Can u handle that?? ![]() |
duchess25:[ ...are u light skin?...NOPE!! ..u been London?.... FOK NO!! u spe k English or are u wifey material?...NOT IN MILLION YEARS! ...u fine?.....JU ST KINDA ORDNNARY!! ..am I a chick magnet?... HELL TO THE MORRRAFOKIN YESS!! ..do I drive £28,000(cash) range rover spot?...DAMM RIGHT ..u want me?...HELL YES!! ...I want u?...NOT IN A TOUSAND YEARS!! Hope this helps... Goat!!(no oofeinase). ![]() |
duchess25:^^^^^ther u go..edukated ilitarate village girl...they only spek pigioen English!!( no ofeense) ![]() |
naughtynaughty:....forst u crate thread sayin u want to drink Viagra..and then in the same thread u say u want to drink spearmmmmm??....what kinda of lady do u call yor sef?...wifey material?...carrrryon like this and u will NEVER find man on nairaland!!!(((( TRUSSS ME))) ![]() |
ButteredBiscuit:...whats disgussstin about *Kondo* standin up?...u dont watch blue film? ![]() |
ButteredBiscuit:and plis we want u to put yor sexxxxxy Afro picture bacccckup...i can confess it makes me stand up!! ![]() |
ButteredBiscuit:BYE?....arhhhhhhhhhhhha...this is u again....KingCheezyPuff?...but .why do u all ways say BYE everytime I ask u quessstion if u wear thong or G string?...is that a bad question?...how am i sopose to get to no u if i dont ask questions? ![]() |
naughtynaughty:...but why do u create thread about drinkin speaaaaarm on nairaland?....is that wot yor life is all about?...driinkin speaaaaarm? ..WTF!!!!!(((SHAME))) ![]() |
ButteredBiscuit:sweeerywei am confuse...serrrriously? which picture?...all we have is Buscuit on yor picture profile...what picture u talkin about? ![]() |
..OK REAL TALK....does any one no which of the contestsant have the bigggest Nyansh?...coz that is the person everyone will gonnnnno vote for!!! ((((TRUE STORY)))) ![]() |
ellacute45:..STFUareyouG0d....bro plis take ellacute45 away for free..... she will be a good house girl ![]() |
ButteredBiscuit:...hangon...sweeeery we are confuse again.... are u that Dakskin femmminist lesssbian educated lady who use to change her name from Queeen Valerie to Queeen Victoria to Queen Cheeezypuff to KingCheezyPuff now to ButteredBiscuit? ![]() |
ellacute45: [size=20pt] ^^^^^^GOAT!!![/size] ![]() |
ellacute45:ok..i apologice for callin u a proud lesssssssbian...proooof to us u nota lesssssssssssbian....can we hav sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx? ![]() |
naughtynaughty:..ther she goes again....so u rather prefffer I jack on yor picture face..abi?...and then u call yor sef a wifey material.. So this are the kinda things u like, for guys to jack on yor picture face?..corrrect..OOOOOOOOOOOO MY GOSH....U r definately not a wifey material but if u happy for me to jack on yor picture face & it makes u happier..I gladly will!(no oofeinse) ![]() |
ellacute45:Darlin we all ready no u a proud lesssbian coz yor profile saays it all....and guess what, we love lessssbians simply becuzz u are female....our only confusion about is are 3 things: 1..... do u nomaly dressssssup like man to chat up females? ![]() 2....which role do u nomaly play: the boy friend or the girl friend? ![]() 3...have u change yor looook & do u have mustache or trimmed beard? ![]() Please advise? |
STFUareyouG0d:Exactly....bro do u no that Ella is actually a proud femminist lesssbian from Germany who beliif that women will dominiate the planet one day and tel men to go and wash plates or baby sit someday...anyways she has strong views about women equality and belifs any guys who chats her up muss be gay...she called me Gay several times but I juss ignore her. How can i be Gay when I already slept wit 17 females on nairaland...15 ther in Nigeria and 2 here from London!!!((TRUE STORY)) ![]() |
ellacute45:STFUareyouG0d is intresssted in u & has kindly ask me to ask u nicely to puttop yor preeeeety picture......we need to confirm if u very beaurrriful or juss beaurrriful?......Please respond nicely witout cussssin like market woman...cheers! ![]() |
ellacute45:STFUareyouG0d..bro Ella jusss called u old Gay gay Man....lol.....dint I warn u that the iliiitrate village girl who claim she from Germany waz very rude and has no mannners? ![]() |
naughtynaughty:...You claim u a lady but yet, u say u wannna drink speeeeearm(READ YOR THREAD TOPIC) .....and then u call yor sef a wifey material....wot wifey material drinks speeeeearm spearm in 2016?? (((((((((((((((SHAME)))))))))) ![]() |
STFUareyouG0d:..bro i tink HateU2 wannna **DO** u....i sugggest u make yor move...FASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST!! ![]() |
STFUareyouG0d:ellacute45 claim she from Germany & shes lightskin........she cant even coook rice.. Truss me, she likes me but I aint intresssssted ![]() |
HateU2:putttop your picture....i want to seee if u r preeety? ![]() |
naughtynaughty:arrrrrha.....ok so u want to drink Viagra to make u slow......corrrect?...sweeery are u ok in the head? (no ofeinse) ![]() |
naughtynaughty:.. WHAT??....i owe u moiney?....why u callin my name nah? ![]() |
ellacute45:...pls calm down ellacute45 ..ladies do not swaaaar or else I will give u away for free.......STFUareyouG0d..bro do u want her? ![]() |
ellacute45:ellacute45 I respek u as a strong leeeesbian coz of yor belif that u are still beaurrriful and should contest for Misss nairaland....The only problem we confuse about is will u dresssssup & loooklike proper female?....proper females like Layla, Refiner, vizkiz, Onstelly, Kashybaby, Prettythicksme,Cutehector, firstEVA, Yorubawoman, naughtynaughty or worst of all, Hate2u? ![]() |
HateU2:Sweeery we herd u wannna contest for Miss Nairaland next year...abi?....so u tink non Nigerians cant contest for Miss nairaland?...corrrect?.... .Dont u people have yor own Nairaland ther in Ghana....like Ghananaland or somtin? ![]() |
ellacute45:Yea right...we belif u...Whats the Capital of Germany?? ![]() |
STFUareyouG0d:FLawlessRebirth took that picture under florisent light....she aint lightskin..... ..I swaaaaaaar if that Grankamirokonist chick contest next year....we are gooooin on Hunger strike!!! ![]() |
ellacute45:...Google trannslate pliss.....ENGLISH PLISS....am from London, gademmmit...Anyways, the good news for u is that I used to Love fat women back in the day and as of now, I love BBW (Big Beaurrrriful WOmen) like u, so plis plis plis calm dowm...There is no need to be agresssive.. no be by force...I like u! ![]() |
layla129:...but why didnt u contest for Miss Nairaland when u clearly preeeetier than 99% of all of them.....all thou I muss confess Refiner, Kashybaby....ermmm maybe Onstelly could kinda block the show...they are preety ![]() |
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