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Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 7:51pm On May 03, 2016

STFUareyouG0d:
hahahahahahahahaha flawlessrebirth is lightskinned and looks like Naija Kim. And slim. But she cuss a lot.

But hateu2 is fat

huh?...are u sayn FlawlessRebirth loooooklike Little Kim(lil kim)?....SAY WHAT??...the same FlawlessRebirth that hav mossskito bite across her face like from Lagos to Mongolia??...BRO...YOU MUSSS BE JOKIN...Hate2u removed her picture becuzz everyone complaned...people said she loook Ghana...i swaaar! undecided

Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 7:48pm On May 03, 2016

layla129:
I really missed you. There's no internet in Portugal

Layla Beyansi...u the only Nairaland female that loooklike Strawberrry cherrry pinacolada fanta chocolate lemon ice cream and u make fat homebase Nigeria girls like FLawlessRebirth even loook uglier...anyways,I do under geee with this so called Sugar mummy that flies me around everytime her husband travels. She is so paranoid she refused to let me acccess the internet coz for some reason, she thinks her husband will find out.She has moiney but she is always bored...am happy to be backkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk....Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!! cheesy

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Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 7:42pm On May 03, 2016

STFUareyouG0d:
I've never seen her picture. But I'm sure she's not slim and not light skinned. I have a feeling she's fat and dark skinned

Where have you been? Layla129 missed you
How's Lucy?
Welcome back bruv

...anyways, so u sayn ellacute45 is fat..correct?...the Ghana chick lied to me sayn she was slim, lightskin and preeeetier than 97% of nairalsnd females but yet, she claim she cant find camera to putttop her picture. The village girls usually hav no swag thou....anyways how about another fat chick called FlawlessRebirth?.....she said she loooks like Nigerian version of Kim Kashadan? undecided

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Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 7:38pm On May 03, 2016

STFUareyouG0d:
I've never seen her picture. But I'm sure she's not slim and not light skinned. I have a feeling she's fat and dark skinned

Where have you been? Layla129 missed you
How's Lucy?
Welcome back bruv

...went on a short 1 week trip to portugal....I have this marrrried woman that spoils me anytime her husband is not around. The husband is a Pilot. Sadly the husband thinks ama nice guy..can u imagine? ..LIFE!!!

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Romance › Re: Open Letter To Lightskin Females.... by MrCork(op): 7:29pm On May 03, 2016

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#8ab2e2]Nah,I'm named after an American puff snack.
....Anyway bye [/color]

,,,but why do u hate lightskin females so much and why do u hate wearin Thong?.....and why are u all ways angry?...serrrriously/ undecided

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Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 7:27pm On May 03, 2016

STFUareyouG0d:
Mrcork is for La.nicky already

...bro u no everyone....anyways do u no one fat babe on nairaland callled ellacute45?....she claimed she lightskin and she is slim....true? undecided

Events › Re: Why Do Men Cry On Their Wedding Day...(photo) by MrCork: 7:25pm On May 03, 2016

ellacute45:
mpa stop disgracing yourself heard you are over thirty and still playing dirty online.. Amebo

ellacute45 i want to mate wit u..and QUIT pretendin like u not exited about it.. Goat!! undecided

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by MrCork: 7:22pm On May 03, 2016

Dygeasy:
The Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 is in top gear now and it kicks off soon. This is the point where our different candidates get their supporters, campaign managers and teams.

Pitch your tent somewhere and make it count. Push that beautiful, confident lady to win the crown.

Ladies, take this as an opportunity to showcase your beauty, your uniqueness, creativity, and knack for success!

Vibrant Campaign Managers....Which of them beautiful ladies would you rather campaign for?!
Make your pick NOW!!!!

See you at the top

And Please note that Nomination and Verification is still open.

VERIFIED CONTESTANTS

OP we are cconfuse who to vote for...so which off the candidate have the biggest nyansh?....Lanicky or Refiner? undecided

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Events › Re: Why Do Men Cry On Their Wedding Day...(photo) by MrCork: 7:10pm On May 03, 2016

ellacute45:
lol after ishi exposed your a$$ you wan form boss now.. Papa ụmụaka... Ugly elf!!

Sharrrrrrrap there...anyways am a lover not a fighter...and u no I love to phuck u...correct?.....we need to conclude!

Events › Re: Why Do Men Cry On Their Wedding Day...(photo) by MrCork: 6:00pm On May 03, 2016

ClintonDal:
I just had to, her act of trolling is now out of hand.

..bro ...was the deal betweeen u & that fat ellacute45 babe....u ffukin her or u jusss friends?

Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Verified By Instagram After Drake Recognised Him (PHOTO) by MrCork: 5:54pm On May 03, 2016

chikel2000:
LoLz overLoLz. Ur signature got me laughing so hard

....bro..was the deal betweeen u & that non-nigerian uglytick FlawlessRebirth2 babe ....you *phukin* her or u jusss friends like friend zone??

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: How You Doin? by MrCork: 5:47pm On May 03, 2016

KashyBaby:
Can u what?

anyways babes..that sexxxxy picture makin my **D2345K** *Stand up....can i kiss you? cheesy

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: How You Doin? by MrCork: 5:45pm On May 03, 2016

Skyfornia:
Be that one for you?

...seee yor head like baby rabbit...Bro kindly backkkof from my Kashybaby..my woman. we are marrrried!! angry

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: How You Doin? by MrCork: 5:43pm On May 03, 2016

KashyBaby:
Can u what?

Romance › Re: Meet The 2017 Miss Nairaland by MrCork: 3:28pm On Apr 26, 2016

smileysmiley:
I'm sure she is a lovely person, you guys just got off on the wrong foot.... How about you settle your differences

...shes not a wifey material like u...MissGdope is a Crackhead!!(((shame)) angry

Celebrities › Re: Toolz Shows Off Her Curvy Post Workout Body by MrCork: 3:18pm On Apr 26, 2016

Ariel20:
MrCork is in love with this.

yor nyansh is bigger...i prefffa u! wink

Celebrities › Re: Toolz Shows Off Her Curvy Post Workout Body by MrCork: 3:16pm On Apr 26, 2016

adesegun121:
On-Air-Personality Tolu Oniru put her curves on display in her workout gear in a new photo shared on her Instagram page. She captioned the pic

"#MorningSweat Woke up too late for a proper workout ....gotta break my back this evening!"

https://www.instagram.com/p/BEqUvD7k3Zw/?hl=en

...kaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii seeee nyansh!! cheesy

Celebrities › Re: Toolz Shows Off Her Curvy Post Workout Body by MrCork: 3:15pm On Apr 26, 2016

Incredibleme:
her legs are a turn off! they're too large. #teamsStephanieAndGenevieve

..let her sit on yor face and truss me...u will lovvvvit!! cheesy

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Romance › Re: Meet The 2017 Miss Nairaland by MrCork: 3:14pm On Apr 26, 2016

GIYAZZ:
She is the most beautiful girl in the 2016 Miss Nairaland contest

Check her out!

#TeamMissGdope

Bro...tthat crackhead She-goat called MissGdope has no class, no sence of humor, no brain, no presentation & no swag...and thers is no way on earth she will gain suppport to win Nada...we tried to advise her & the slowpoke started cussin!!!!(juss Sayin)) angry

Romance › Re: Meet The 2017 Miss Nairaland by MrCork: 3:06pm On Apr 26, 2016

smileysmiley:
hmmmm... 2nd time you are referring to me as wife material.... I dey suspect you o

Darlin plis teach that Crackhead She-goat called *MissGdope* how to be a lady & a wifey....The Crackhead thinks Miss Nairaland is all about beauty..she forgot about Personality, Class, Brain, Lightskin, presentation & sence of humour which she lacks..its steeeewpid females like *MissGdope* that set black women back..plis help her..!!!(((REAL TALK))) undecided

Romance › Re: Meet The 2017 Miss Nairaland by MrCork: 2:48pm On Apr 26, 2016

Hadez:
I really want to join the competition but no time and I am not popular

I was even thinking I will see extremely beautiful girls in the competition. I thought it is suppose to be a beauty pagent competition, but 90% of them are ugly.

I don't care if you start bashing as usual some people are only good in that aspect I only aired my opinion. Hopefully by next year when the price increases I will join

...I can giv u private lesssons on how to be a winner! wink

Romance › Re: Meet The 2017 Miss Nairaland by MrCork: 2:46pm On Apr 26, 2016

MissGdope:
you're not qualified to judge anybody's personality when yours is disgusting. Call me whatever you want to call me but one word of advise; stop acting like a child. these your silly insults do not affect me. you're only making yourself look bitter and foolish. grow up

...sweeery ama lover not a fighter...correction... **I AM KING KONG** and yes we are the illuminati coz we rule tings...the good ting about u is that we no how to deal wit arogant CRACKHEADS like u who tink they all that.. Booked!!! angry

Romance › Re: Meet The 2017 Miss Nairaland by MrCork: 2:41pm On Apr 26, 2016

MissGdope:
I'm who I am. what you think about my looks is up to you. It don't phase me
good day

^^^aint no way *MissGoat* is winnin NADA on our Nairaland!!!((((((and it aint pasonal))))) angry

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Romance › Re: Meet The 2017 Miss Nairaland by MrCork: 2:37pm On Apr 26, 2016

MissGdope:
I'm who I am. what you think about my looks is up to you. It don't phase me
good day

...u sound like arogant she-goat...4real....do u tink Nairalanders judge people only only beauty?...hav u forgotten ther is sometin called: Personality, class,lightskin, presentation, sense of humour..which u lack.. U need to go back to primary 6...eddddiot Girl!!(no ofeinse) angry

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Romance › Re: Meet The 2017 Miss Nairaland by MrCork: 2:37pm On Apr 26, 2016

MissGdope:
I'm who I am. what you think about my looks is up to you. It don't phase me
good day

...u sound like arogant she-goat...4real....do u tink Nairalanders judge people only only beauty?...hav u forgotten ther is sometin called: Personality, class, presentation,lightskin, sense of humour..which u lack.. U need to go back to primary 6...eddddiot Girl!!(no ofeinse) angry

Romance › Re: Meet The 2017 Miss Nairaland by MrCork: 2:31pm On Apr 26, 2016

GIYAZZ:
She is the most beautiful girl in the 2016 Miss Nairaland contest

Check her out!

#TeamMissGdope

..SAY WHAT??.....beaurifull how?..... has she gats Nyansh? undecided

Romance › Re: Meet The 2017 Miss Nairaland by MrCork: 2:28pm On Apr 26, 2016

MissGdope:
I am Missgdope. What?

...I dont like yor Ghana Atitude for a start...are u lightskin?....are u preeetier than Laniky, Kashybaby and worset of all, ordnary Ellacute......do u even hav Nyansh?...Plis identify yor sellin point!! angry

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Romance › Re: Advice Pls!!!!!! by MrCork: 2:21pm On Apr 26, 2016

comradeuche:
Hmmm if u are d busy type or u find it difficult getting a babe is it advisable to ask a female friend to get a babe for you. like seriously

STORY...bro if u cant find babe..pay for one!!!(((REAL TALK)))) wink

Romance › Re: Meet The 2017 Miss Nairaland by MrCork: 2:19pm On Apr 26, 2016

GIYAZZ:
This guy na idiot. Lol

Vote MissGdope though!

....who in the name of Mr Cork is MissGdope? angry

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