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Adaure4ever:
I woked up this morning with many HBD messages from my friends.
I am 1+ today!
I thank God for his grace on my life.
So my cake is coming, Birthday cooking to start soon, Birthday party loading.
#today_gonna_be_hot.

Adaure4ever:
I woked up this morning with many HBD messages from my friends.
I am 1+ today!
I thank God for his grace on my life.
So my cake is coming, Birthday cooking to start soon, Birthday party loading.
#today_gonna_be_hot.

HateU2:
I don come again o . Erm erm.. I'm not advising anybody to be a side chick oo before you all bash me till I go and dive inside 3rd mainland bridge . I just wanna say 'the benefits'. I thought a lot about this before I could come up with the benefits. Enjoy:

1. FREEDOM: mehn, there will be freedom. Since you are the SC, he won't be bothered about where or what are you doing. You are free to go wherever you wanna go, do whatever you wanna do and hang out with anybody. He won't question your movements.


2. NOT TOO LONELY: I mean whenever you feel like talking to someone, you can easily call him and tell him you are coming over. You wont feel too lonely. A problem shared is problem half solved, remember It's better than being lonely, loneliness kills. Trust me, I have been there


3. TIME TO SEARCH: This is the time to search for that guy you have been dreaming about! Yes! You have the time to pick who fits in your description and imagination. Since you have a sex mate(imma not a bad girl here o), you can easily take your time to pick that guy you wanna spend the rest of your life with.

4. NO DRAMAS: yes! You know all the dramas with guys and relationships You won't be in for that . No living with fights and arguments that normally happens in a relationship.
NO 'where are you', 'why don't you pick my calls', 'what are you wearing', 'why are you online by this time', 'why can't you act like a wife material for once'. Menh!!! All these over jealous guys self ehn! I tire for them oo.

5. NO WORRIES ABOUT BREAK-UP: Yes ke . If eventually you find that 'GUY', you can easily walk away without feeling guilty (just a thought thou).


6. SEX WITH NO STRINGS ATTACHED: We ladies lies a lot, yes. I know that especially when it comes to sex talk . You can have sex with this guy whenever you are horrny! Damn it!

7. NO WORRIES ABOUT WHERE HE IS OR WHAT HE'S DOING: Why do you have to worry about someone you know has lots of Girlfrnds Kilo kan aye nitori olorun . If he like, he can be in hell or heaven, he no concern you.


8. YOU MIGHT EVENTUALLY END UP TOGETHER: who knows Maybe the 'main chick' fvcked up and being the nearest , he might decide to propose and get married to you.


Erm erm...before you all bash me Ladies, just remember I'm just writing ni oo, nothing else. Guys lies a lot and you don't even know your position in his life. Just play safe
That he don introduce you to all the family does not mean you are the one oooo. Just do you research very well.

I know guys will be happy about this , awon onisekuse set of peeps . May God deliver us from u guys.

killerman57:
My Niggaz in the house, my proteges , beloved fans, followers and loyalist , have you forked a girl today? If u have, please feel free to tell us about it, or if it is one of the bitches I supplied you, do well to let us know as well...

These are creatures meant to be forked, that is their only use....

Please shear...

Paul killerman says so....

If u haven't and need some hoes , just let me know, tell me your location if I have any, I'll oblige....

Just go on and keep on forking...

One love Niggaz ....

PweetyJbaby:
Mr kiss & tell,how many hav u Bleep today?

habby51:
Many tins in my mind nowaday, neva no where dis world is heading to. We are in the Era where u meet a babe today, and still fu*k her today. Mind u, many of dem are not runs gals or olosho. What can we call dis? Are we to say gals of nowadays are so cheap or wat? or can dis be as a result of high increase of poverty in the country? Wat ur opinion??

ebubey:
Source: http://www.kamdora.com/2016/04/24/dating-a-broke-guy-my-experience-is-it-worth-it/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=post&utm_campaign=broke

anonym0us:
I will look for u and break your mango shaped head

firstEVA:
you don't like what I sent? Are you mad? You want me to send fake pics? U are a RAM.

firstEVA:
ok

firstEVA:
you have seen the two na

Hadez:
Just shut up and get lost. Troll

HurricaneMIMZY:
Join the team. Insert

VoteMimzyAsMissNairaland2016
in your signature.

Hadez:
I really want to join the competition but no time and I am not popular

I was even thinking I will see extremely beautiful girls in the competition. I thought it is suppose to be a beauty pagent competition, but 90% of them are ugly.

I don't care if you start bashing as usual some people are only good in that aspect I only aired my opinion. Hopefully by next year when the price increases I will join

firstEVA:
see one

firstEVA:
mimmzy's yansh is bigger than lanikky's yansh

Hadez:
I really want to join the competition but no time and I am not popular

I was even thinking I will see extremely beautiful girls in the competition. I thought it is suppose to be a beauty pagent competition, but 90% of them are ugly.

I don't care if you start bashing as usual some people are only good in that aspect I only aired my opinion. Hopefully by next year when the price increases I will join

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Neighbor who usually asks questions about me from my brother and who would intentionally reserve my parking spot for me saw me drive in and slowly went back inside his house.

What could this mean?[/color]

Kashybaby:
well as far as I am concern,you the best thing on nairaland & your big diiiick always make my dayso please ignore these fools who dont appreciate u.love you ..kashybaby

booqee:
honestly speaking, cork is in his 30's. and I wonder if he would keep doing this childish stuff for long

gone are the old old days when cork first registered (a different cork account) and used to speak normal English in normal black fonts.. gone are those days..

dude is funny yeah..but c'mon , grow up! you're in your freaking 30's... haba!

Ishilove:
Which year will you grow up??

ellacute45:
[b][b]hmmmmm light skin or dark skinned.. At t the end of the day we are still blacks [/b][/b]

HateU2:
Seriously, I don't know what to say to you . Clown


Want you ko, need u ni

HateU2:
See this Mushin guy

BlueEyeBalls:
there was a question at every end of ur funny message, with is "I lie?" no one answered the question but I will.....


Nigga you lie (no offence)

HateU2:
This guy is still the same 4 God's sake

Ishilove:
E mo pe e ti da'rugbo sha. Agbalagba ni yin

Agbaya

ellacute45:
but there is a side to you I never knew but I say cry no more and carry your shame

ellacute45:
awww you are crying now.. Hope you learnt your lesson now..

jeloser:
seun pls help

midehi2:
hian! MrCork who heated your temper and moreover why the names

ellacute45:
the low key devoted one with a Savage mouth .. You had your time then